Chapter 23: Airborne Rescue
I've never encountered such a supernatural thing, and I don't have any ghost magic except for that flashy ghost eye, so I really can't call the heavens and the earth.
"Help!"
Just as I was desperately waiting to die, suddenly a ray of light shone in through the coffin, and the coffin board was lifted!
"Holy shit! Anchor: What are you doing with a skeleton? And this hobby? ”
This familiar voice and sudden vitality made me not know what to say!
The light shone directly into my eyes, and I suddenly felt that my eyes were covered with bright spots, and I couldn't see anything.
"What? What skeletons? Take away your lights! ”
"Oh, oh! I'm sorry anchor, it's the first time I've opened the museum, I'm a little excited, hehe. ”
I rubbed my eyes vigorously, and as soon as I opened them, I saw a skeleton and white bones facing me, and from time to time, maggots crawled out of its bones......
"My uncle! How can there be skeletons! "It was too late, and I quickly stood up, tossed the skeleton aside, and jumped out with my right hand on the coffin.
When I looked down, I saw the human-shaped grooves on the coffin board, and the selfie sticks and mobile phones that had fallen to the ground.
"Why are you here?!" I was surprised and delighted, and hugged the comer, this airborne rescuer was the bearded uncle of the taxi driver!
"Well, it's a long story......," the bearded uncle turned his head to look around, pursed his dry lips and said, "This place is eerie, let's talk while walking, let's get out of here quickly!" ”
At this time, the scantily clad policewoman lying in the coffin suddenly coughed violently with her eyes closed, I turned my head to look at her, remembering the scene in the coffin just now, and suddenly felt that my face was hot.
"What are you doing in a daze? Come and give it a hand! Before I could recover my senses, I saw the bearded uncle striding forward and beckoning me to help.
My uncle and I dragged the policewoman out of the coffin by myself, and I picked up the selfie stick and mobile phone in the bushes, adjusted the equipment, and said hello to the live broadcast room.
"Hello everyone, there was a little accident just now, but the person is not dead, continue the live broadcast!"
Sister Greasy Corpse: I thought the anchor was so scared that he ran away with his tail between his legs, but I almost fell asleep......
Fish that swim all day and night: how? The group performance worked too hard and was injured at work?
Demacia Health: Although the anchor gave up acting for a period of time just now, it does not affect the excitement of the live broadcast, the old rule!
Demacia Great Health Care rewarded 666 underworld coins in the live broadcast room of the underworld.
"Hey! I didn't expect you to be quite dedicated, at this time, I still remember the sailors in the live broadcast room, I am really happy to be your audience! The bearded uncle gave me a thumbs up in awe.
I smiled awkwardly, where am I doing here, it's clear that I have no choice, if I don't continue the live broadcast, I don't know if I will be the next one to evaporate in the world......
"Come on, come on, let me show my face! Hello everyone, I'm the 'rampage old driver' in the live broadcast room just now! The bearded uncle greeted the sailors in the live broadcast room excitedly.
"Is Pu Wei Dao here? I have something I want to ask. I asked into the live broadcast room.
Pu Wei Qingyang: It's still there, it's still there.
"You may not believe it, but I was thrown into this coffin," I took a picture of the coffin, "and then I met a ghost in the coffin, and when it was dark, I felt that it was alive!" But after escaping the coffin with the help of the 'Rampage Old Driver', I found out that it was actually a skeleton! As I spoke, I took a picture of the shattered bones again, "And that thing hallucinates me!" Speaking of this, I consciously skipped the hallucination content, and took a picture of the uneven coffin board with my mobile phone, "Please help me see what is going on?" What is there to say that the head is not? ”
After a while, Pu Wei's barrage popped up.
"The flesh attributes of the soil, after the human god is scattered, it should be returned to the flesh to the land, but this corpse is inlaid on the coffin board, eroded and watered by the water of the sky, and the coffin is wood, as the so-called heaven and earth all things are born and restrain each other, this coffin is a typical example of soil and water, aquatic wood, and wood and soil, after a cycle, the soil and water, the water and the wood, and the wood and the earth, in the heaven and the earth become a small cycle, chaotic, unstable, and vicious circle. Coupled with the red main evil spirit, this coffin is full of evil spirits, and the person who buried this coffin completely does not want the buried person to be transcended and reincarnated! What a hatred this is! ”
After listening to it, I was creepy, this is a "game" in a different world that I have never been exposed to.
"Can you stop saying it...... And look, is this place a place to speak? "The bearded uncle's blood was blown out by a few gusts of wind, and he began to have some stage fright.
I deeply understood, holding a selfie stick and the bearded uncle alone while setting up the policewoman and walked back.
"Uncle, what time is it? Why are you here? I asked in a whisper.
"Actually, after my uncle saw you get on the bus, he didn't worry about you, so he parked the car near the bus stop where you got on the bus and waited for you, thinking that you were doing live broadcasts, so he searched for 'Soul Exploration Live' on his mobile phone, hey! Unexpectedly, a small advertisement popped up in the lower right corner of the webpage, which read, 'Which one is stronger?' As soon as I came in, I saw your big face. After that, Uncle has been watching your live broadcast, just now you were still filming the tombstone of 'Liu Mingping', and all of a sudden your screen went black, and you didn't show up after waiting for a long time, Uncle thought that you might have encountered something unexpected, such as that perverted serial murderer......"
"Then you dare to come? How can we say that we also meet in Pingshui......"
"Didn't you say before that Uncle encountered something unclean? At that time, my uncle really didn't believe it, and then I looked for Mr. to see it, and Mr. said that although I was hard, but the female ghost I met that night was very resentful, and it should have been a life, but fortunately I met you and helped me avoid the disaster of blood and light! If it weren't for you, Uncle Zhen would have died! You have a life-saving grace to your uncle, so seeing that you are in danger, I don't care if the road is closed or not, I just kicked the accelerator and rushed to the evergreen cemetery you said, looking for the tombstone of 'Liu Mingping' everywhere with the lights on. I wanted to say that I would call you the police if I saw any danger...... Hey! Do you say that we are destined, but we were really found by my uncle! ”
"However, Uncle is also worrying, I saw you sleeping with a beautiful policewoman when the museum opened, it turns out that you are really a gang! No wonder those people in the live broadcast room always say what kind of tricks, what group performances, and what lunch boxes! ”
The bearded uncle had a deceived expression on his face, and I also had a bitter word, and I didn't know how to explain it.
"Uncle, it's really not what you think, at least I didn't lie to you." I said aggrievedly.
"I really thank you for saving me, but how did you do it?" I asked, confused.
"Hey! Don't fool me, I guess you lied to yourself in the car just now, what the hell is here! I haven't seen a ghost shadow since I came in, and I found you after successfully finding the tombstone and opening the coffin. ”
I looked at the bearded uncle in surprise, "It's that simple?" ”
"What else can I do? Can you be scared half to death by taking a bus like you? The bearded uncle said with a mocking smile.
I looked my uncle up and down noncommittally, and on this dark night, the big red panties peeking out of his waist were doubly eye-catching.
"Uncle...... Are you wearing the big red panties today? ”
The bearded uncle followed my eyes, suddenly squinted at me, and smiled awkwardly, "What's the matter, are you still interested in uncle......?" ”
"No, it's not, just ask." This uncle's idea is really strange sometimes......
"Uncle, this year's natal year, it's not good! Mr. told me that if I was born to be too old, I have to wear big red pants to ward off evil spirits and prevent disasters! Do you understand? ”
After listening to this, I instantly understood what was going on......
I really sigh, this uncle is really fateful, he escaped twice! Not only did he escape the catastrophe, but he also saved me by the way...... Is this a causal cycle?