There is nothing particularly unusual about the cemetery. Judging from the excavation, the tomb robbers dug very professionally. The surrounding area is dug like a diamond block, and the top of the tomb is also a diamond block, no matter from that point of view, it does not look like a boring person does it, it should belong to more professional personnel to dig.

Before Zhong Kui came to the cemetery, he still thought of another possibility of being stolen, and that was revenge. After stealing the bones of the enemy's relatives, they are buried in an evil place where they will never be able to transcend life. But judging from the situation described by Boss Lu, this kind of retaliation is unlikely.

The cemetery is located in the shade of a bamboo forest, and there are no plants such as wild grasses growing around the cemetery. The coffin is not very rotten, and the clothes inside, as Boss Lu said, have become moldy and rotten. Seeing this scene, needless to say, you should also know that the bones buried here are no longer intact, but only a pile of white bones remains.

A pile of useless bones, what are the tomb robbers doing with them? Tomb robbers have the idea of necrophilia, and it is not established! Based on all this, Zhong Kui's previous speculation that it was a secret marriage gradually became the basis for non-vetoing.

Boss Lu didn't understand.

Zhong Kui sighed and said, "The underworld marriage is also called the Yin marriage, but it is a professional term for this incident. This custom has always existed, that is, to find a spouse for the dead. ”

"Can you get married even if you're dead?" Boss Lu's eyes widened, looking incredulous, and he suddenly remembered something and added: "This matter, it seems that I heard the older generation talk about it when I was a child, but it was just regarded as a pastime topic after dinner, and I never thought that it would really happen in our Lu family." ”

Zhong Kui nodded and said, "Don't interrupt, you listen to me." This custom is not suitable for inheritance, it is labor-intensive and time-consuming, and it wastes a lot of financial and material resources. Although there is no explicit prohibition, no one dares to make a big deal about this kind of unconventional secret marriage. But there are also a very small number of people, who operate secretly, and they are repeatedly banned anyway. ”

Really, people cannot be disguised, and the sea cannot be measured. Looking at Zhong Kui's appearance that is not amazing, he definitely scares people away when he is thrown in the pile, and he actually understands so much. Boss Lu, casting his extremely reverent gaze, couldn't help but interrupt: "No, my eldest girl's birthday eight-character tomb robber doesn't know." If it's really stealing my girl's bones to get married, you should let me know what's the matter, right? ”

Zhong Kui shook his head and replied ambiguously: "Not necessarily, this is the reason why this kind of vulgarity is repeatedly banned. It doesn't dare to do it openly, it can come secretly. Maybe I'm guessing wrong, but you'll have to give me time. Some things are predestined, needed, opportunity, and timing. ”

"Then you have to hurry up, these two tombs are hollowed out, you know it's very unlucky." Boss Lu looked worried and said nervously.

Zhong Kui nodded thoughtfully, and suddenly remembered the question that had been tangled in his mind, "Big brother, I want to ask you curiously, how did you remember to find me, who told you that I live over there?" ”

Boss Lu touched his sweaty forehead, and said with a smile: "When this happened, I panicked." There are all kinds of things to say, and some people say that they are people with ulterior motives who want to harm us deliberately. Some people also said that it was the enemy who had made in the previous life, and when they found us at the fairy girl, they took out the girl's bones and used some kind of evil magic. They said that I was close to my heart, and I didn't sleep well for two nights, thanks to an old tea friend who told me that there was a great ghost hunter in the county in the early years. It's a pity that it doesn't seem to be there, I put this matter in my heart, so I secretly went to the county to ask, really, the hard work paid off, and really let me find out that you are in the county, and there are kind people who quietly show me where to live. ”

It must be Granny Xu in the alley, this old man is sometimes too kind. Alas! Originally, I wanted to clean up and go to see Xiao Ming, but it seems that I can't do it.

Seeing Zhong Kui's thick eyebrows twisted together, Boss Lu didn't speak to himself, with a sad face. I couldn't help but say again: "If Master Zhong has something difficult, then forget it." Alas! Count me unlucky, Ming'er, I will call a few uncles and brothers to help me go to the teacher, and do a ritual to fill the hole again. ”

Boss Lu was talking angrily, Zhong Kui smiled bitterly and shook his head and said, "Don't think about it, you didn't embarrass me." I'm thinking of something else, ...... here," he said, looking at the messy tomb, and said, "Tidy up a little, and make the soil as it is for the time being." All said it, you have to give me time. After all, I am also a mortal in the flesh, and I don't have the super mana that people say about it. As he spoke, he was shy and smiled: "See laugh!" ”

"Then I'll clean up now?"

Zhong Kui stopped: "Don't, although your girl's bones are gone, you still have to respect her, don't you?" I'll show you the right time, and it's not too late for you to come back and fix it. ”

The two returned to Boss Lu's house one after the other.

His hob meat lady has already cooked a big pot, winter melon stew with pot soup.

The mother-in-law was still polite to Zhong Kui in front of the man, and she did too much to judge people by her appearance before, so she was very courteous this time, pouring wine and vegetables, and shouted vigorously: "Eat, eat politely." ”

Zhong Kui glanced at the woman's face, sucked the chopsticks in her mouth, and took her saliva to pick up the vegetables for herself. It's disgusting to think about it, but it's hard to refuse, so he said politely: "Sister-in-law, don't, I'll come by myself." ”

"You must help us, the one who has suffered a thousand knives and has done a lack of morality. I curse him to become a pig and a dog in the next life, and he will not die well! ”

What a vicious mouth! Zhong Kui reluctantly sent a mouthful of fatty and greasy meat slices into the mouth, but before he had time to chew it, when he heard the words of this mother-in-law, he swallowed it coldly. Choked so much that he stretched his neck out, and before he could quickly take a mouthful of soup with a soup spoon and send the slices of meat stuck in his throat down to his stomach, he stopped hiccups.

"You mother-in-law, shut up." Boss Lu scolded. said to Zhong Kui apologetically: "Don't listen to her nonsense, you eat well!" ”

When he met these two people, Zhong Kui sighed secretly and didn't say anything.

The mother-in-law didn't seem to have finished speaking, and when she brought the vegetables to Zhong Kui's bowl again, she said while delivering them: "I want to ask Master Zhong, if someone steals my girl's bones to complete the yin marriage." Are they husband and wife? That's it, right? ”

The most annoying thing is that she picks up vegetables for herself, "Sister-in-law, don't-you eat it yourself." Zhong Kui looked displeased, stretched out his hand, and stopped the other party's hospitality in time. Disguised, moved the dishes and chopsticks, habitually touched his chin and said: "Sister-in-law seems to know a little bit about this, and I will explain it to you for a while, so let's put it this way!" It is recorded in the book; Whenever a boy or girl dies for some reason after they are engaged, they die for some reason before they get married. If they don't marry them, their ghosts will make trouble and unsettle the house. Therefore, it is necessary to hold a yin marriage ceremony for them, and finally bury them together as husband and wife, and bury them together. lest there be a lonely grave in the fields of the men and women. Marriage has always existed throughout history, and I also read about this from books. So, it's not necessarily true, but there are a lot of unbelievable things happening in the world, don't worry, give me time-"

Zhong Kui's words are reasonable, and every sentence is insightful - after speaking, he didn't eat anymore, but he wanted to say goodbye and walk in.

After Boss Lu tried his best to stay, Zhong Kui reluctantly agreed to stay and leave after a while.

The mother-in-law moved her mouth and wanted to say something.

Boss Lu observed his words and saw that Zhong Kui's face was not good-looking. Under the dinner table, stretch out your legs and kick at your mother-in-law. He scolded loudly: "Men speak, women don't talk much." ”

The mother-in-law was in pain under her feet, and when she saw that her husband didn't give her face, she scolded herself in front of outsiders. Thinking that the girl's bones were missing, I was in a bad mood, and I was really panicked after being depressed for two days. At this moment, her husband's disrespect for herself is like a fuse that ignites her fiery temper all at once.

She stood up in shock, stretched out a pair of big hands like a fan, and swept everything off the dinner table, and cried out, "You unconscionable brute-"