Text: Chapter 1. crossed
Died on Monday, the cause of death was drunk driving, the car was his own, Ferrari 458, how much he drank he doesn't remember he just remembered himself going down with one foot on the gas and ... And then there is no more!
When he woke up again, he felt pain all over his body. My head was buzzing. I don't remember who I talked to him about business.
"Ding! Detect the awakening of the host and start binding the Ten Thousand Worlds Thief System! ”
"Ding, binding successful!"
"Too much wine? Or a concussion? It's all hallucinations! Where did the system come from? Monday got up with difficulty, lifted the quilt on his body, and found that the clothes on his body were very comfortable and sewn silk, but full of antique smell. Because it is exactly the same as the underwear worn by the actors in the costume TV series.
There is porcelain in the room, which is worth a lot of money at a glance, and Monday can recognize it as an antique after many years of working in the workplace, but it is impossible to recognize which dynasty it is at a glance.
Looking back at the bed where he was just lying, there were many exquisite reliefs and hollow patterns. The quilt is silk, right? The most worthy of complaining is the pillow porcelain, porcelain!
How does this make people sleep? Co-author: When I'm not human, I'm really a dead corpse? Is the porcelain pillow going to be for my burial? Porcelain pillows are not known much on Monday, but he has seen the unearthed porcelain pillows on TV archaeological programs......
But it's worth saying that this crew is really willing to spend money! The props are so realistic?
"Ding! Host, please note that since your body dies in reality, the system will re-select the nearest and most suitable body for the host in the worlds. And re-identify the host! ”
Host: Monday/Chu River
Realm: Mortal (Mightless War Scum)
Identity: The only son of Wulie Hou Chulin of the Yuanwu Empire (both parents died, he has a fiancée, very strong, Wu Zetian, you are blessed!), boy!) )
Exercises: Not yet
Occupation: The second generation of officials
Evaluation: Miserable and weak, hurry up and hug your thighs! Otherwise, you can only shiver under your fiancée's skirt, and of course, there is a risk of being green! Cheer for the dignity of men!
……
The projection panel in front of him looked confused, and he quickly shook his head, and his long flowing hair flew in front of him.
Grabbed a strand of long hair, it hurts! Not a wig! Didn't dream. Someone must be joking with me. Monday thought to himself. Footsteps could be heard outside the room.
"Squeak", the door of the room was withdrawn, and a handsome girl walked in with a basin of hot water, and saw Monday standing in front of the bed, looking at her with a confused face. exclaimed: "Little Hou Ye, your body and bones have always been bad, and you are going to get cold, so what should I do?" ”
The voice was a little loud, calling Monday back to reality, only to see the girl put the hot water aside and push Monday back to the bed and cover the quilt. Nervously said: "Little Hou Ye, you are the master of the entire Hou Mansion, you must cherish your body, we were adopted by Mrs., and we are deeply favored, if you have a little accident, how should the servant treat Mrs. under Jiuquan in the future?" “
How do I complain? This little girl doesn't look very old, but her acting skills are good? Monday's brain hurts!
"What's your name?" Monday asked tentatively.
"Maid embroidery! What's wrong with you, little marquis? Isn't it uncomfortable? Why did you forget to give your servant a name? The girl asked with concern, close to it, and on Monday she could smell the girl's fragrance and see a touch of white greasy......
"Ahem, embroidery... Xiuniang, I just woke up a little confused, are you getting closer and I want to sleep a little longer? Said Monday.
Xiuniang didn't doubt it, but said: "Okay, little marquis!" If there is anything to do, please call the servant, and the servant will be waiting outside the door! After speaking, he was about to go out with hot water, but was stopped by Monday: "That... Embroidery girl, I have to keep the hot water in the room! ”
"Yes." The embroidery girl put down the hot water and exited the room and closed the door.
Monday hurriedly got out of bed, looked at the reflection in the hot water, and was completely stunned.
On Monday, I saw a sixteen or seventeen-year-old young man looking at himself in a daze, the young man was very handsome, with a bookish air all over his body, giving people a sense of elegance. It's just that his face is a little pale, and he has some kidney deficiency on visual inspection......
Pinched his face, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, so it's not a dream, in Lenovo just now the panel and the voice in his head, combined with all of this, Monday came to a very fucked up conclusion: he crossed over!
Damn, I'm going back!
Lao Tzu doesn't want to cross! It's better to let Lao Tzu die!
"Ding! The system advises the host not to engage in such physical damage, and the system does not allow the host to commit suicide. A calm, electronic voice came through my head.
"Who wants you to save it! Lao Tzu wants to die, but someone stops him? Phew, you're not human at all! Monday angrily scolded.
"Little Marquis, are you okay?" The embroidery lady asked worriedly outside.
"It's okay, it's a nightmare!" Monday responded impatiently.
"Yes"
"What system are you? Why did you save me? "Monday asked in my heart,
"The Great Thief System! Since the host arrives at the same time as the system at the time of death, the distance is in a straight line, and the fit between living habits, IQ, EQ, temperament and temperament and the system reaches 70%! ”
"Why don't you choose someone else?" Monday asked unwillingly.
"You're the closest, and you're dying at just the right time! There is no way to do it with this system. The system's voice was a little helpless.
On Monday, I put the quilt on my head, and suddenly felt paralyzed, and trillions of cells were numb and crispy, like eating laundry detergent, fluttering... Fart.
"Ding! Detected host's suicidal tendency, blocked! ”
"System you come out! I promise to get your out! Monday said tremblingly.
"I'm sorry for the host, the system has been bound to the host and cannot be separated. The system also does not have a body, so it does not need to be excreted, and it is even less likely that the host will beat the excrement out of the system! The system said seriously.
What else can I say? It makes a point. Monday swears this system is a bit skinny, probably!
"The space-time pirate system, it doesn't mean that I am going to be a thief, right?" Asked on Monday.
"Ding! Please understand that this system does not let you be a thief, but a thief, and the one we fancy is ours! We are thieves, not thieves! Please pay attention to your own positioning. And the identity of this system! The system said calmly.
"Heh, you still have a little temper? MD I'm fed up, I don't want to be a thief, unbind me right away! I'll use this unlucky guy to eat and die! Monday was furious and roared with anger inside.
There was no need to respond, and after a long time, the system said: "Host, unbind the host at your own risk!" So we're grasshoppers on a rope. For the sake of the system itself, it will not be unbound, and the host should not have suicidal thoughts, because the system will stop you in time when the host's thoughts arise! So for the sake of your and my little life, and for the physical and mental health of the host, you still have to love life! ”
I don't know what else to say on Monday! So he ignored the system and shouted to the outside world: "Embroidery girl! ”
I saw the embroidery girl push the door in, walked in, and asked, "Little Marquis, what do you command?" ”
"Serve me and dress!"
"Yes"
The embroiderer picked up the clothes that were placed on the table and served Monday to put them on and wash them. When I was about to tie my hair, I looked at the hair crown and didn't wear it, tied a ponytail myself, and walked out under the strange eyes of the embroiderer.
"Little Hou Ye!"
"Little Hou Ye!"
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As long as you see people along the way, you will be respectfully called out, "Little Hou Ye!" Monday had no choice but to respond with a smile on his face.
Because Chu He has not yet married, he has no way to inherit the title of Marquis Wulie, so he has always been called "Little Marquis!" But as soon as he gets married, he will be "Master Hou!" ”
"Little Hou Ye, you look in a good mood today?" A chuckle rang out behind Monday's back.
Turning around on Monday, an old man in gray walked over. With gray hair, a ruddy face, looking at Monday with a smile, the slightly chubby body moved slowly, looking slow, but it didn't take a few steps to walk in front of Monday.
"This is the housekeeper of the Hou Mansion, Chu He calls him Wu Bo" The system prompted.
"Wu Bo!" Monday hurriedly shouted until he was a little flustered, but in Wu Bo's eyes, it was Chu He's expression and tone that he usually shouted at him.
The system concealed Monday's panic, so that Wu Bo, who had been with Chu He for a long time, could not see it. After all, although the body is Chu He's, the soul is Monday. In this world, there are people who will take away the law, if it is known that Chu He is dead, he will not be able to live on Monday, and if he dies on Monday, it will be gone!
"Little Marquis, don't go to Mingyue Tower in the future. You have a marriage contract with the eldest princess, and it will reach her ears, and it will affect the relationship between husband and wife after marriage! As soon as the words changed, Wu Bo said: "Little Hou Ye, that joke flower is the descendant of Hongchen Dao, and the status of Her Royal Highness the Princess, although she is as beautiful as a flower, but Her Royal Highness the Princess is also the best in the world, so why bother to seek the near and far?" ”
Wu Bo said a lot on the side, and Monday understood how Chu He died.
Since I was a child, my parents died, and I had a strong fiancée who was married to my fingertips, and under the high degree of depression, I went to a place like the Qinglou and fell in love with a well... Beautiful, gentle and lovely soft girl, but people don't like him, so in desperation, he borrows wine to kill his sorrows, and drinks and drinks...... And he drank himself to death!
What kind of woman do you say you want from the first and second generations, you can't find it, but you want to hang yourself on a tree with a crooked neck!
Dude!
Our brothers can be regarded as sympathetic to each other, but I drank myself to death, and you drank myself to death.
I didn't get married on Monday, but I talked about a lot of girlfriends, and when I broke up with my first love, I also borrowed wine to drown my sorrows, but I didn't drink so hard, I drank my little life, don't say it, my brother will serve you today, no wine or I will toast you!
"Wu Bo I know, not next time!" Monday explained.
"That's good, that's good! Little Hou Ye, I'll ask the embroidery lady to prepare breakfast for you in a while! Wu Bo said reassuringly.
"Wu Bo, I'm leaving!" Said on Monday.
"Congratulations to the little marquis!" Wu Bo looked at Monday's back with a smile and sighed: "The little marquis has grown up, and if he wanted to talk about this before, he would definitely be unhappy, really a man wants to go through the baptism of feelings and grow up again?" ”
Monday turned around for a long time and found that I was lost...... It's no wonder that the Hou Mansion was too big on Monday. My stomach was screaming, and I had no strength in my body. On Monday, I can only sigh that this Chu River is really powerless!
"Little Marquis, are you here? The embroidery girl has been looking for you for a long time! The embroidery lady trotted over from not far away, carrying a delicate food box in her hand.
Walked in front of Monday and opened the food box and said, "Little Marquis, hurry up and eat it while it's hot!" Otherwise, it will be cold in a while! ”
The food box contains a plate of steamed buns, a bowl of porridge and a plate of side dishes! Fragrant.
Monday also took a sip of porridge, the porridge was very thick with a fragrance, and the mouth was sweet. After drinking it, I was immediately refreshed and refreshed.
I picked up the steamed bun and took a bite, and the same feeling was countless times better than ordinary steamed bread.
It didn't take long for all the breakfast in the food box to go down, and she took the handkerchief and wiped her mouth, and the embroidery lady said: "The little marquis ate a lot more today than yesterday!" ”
"I'm hungry." Monday replied casually.
Zhi Kai Embroidery Niang, on Monday began to look for the study, he wanted to know what kind of world this was.
It took me a long time to find a study, or a library, and I was three stories tall with a book code, which can be said to be a sea of books.
As soon as I entered, I was greeted by the fragrance of books and ink.
"Little Hou Ye!" An old man with a white beard walked over, with a clear face and an elegant temperament. Dressed in a cyan robe and a square scarf, the book was full of air.
"Elder Fang! Administrator of the Hou Mansion Library. The system prompted.
"Elder Fang!"
"Little Hou Ye, what book are you looking for today?" Elder Fang asked with a smile.
Well? Listen to what he means, this Chu River still often comes to look for books to read? Also, listening to what Wu Bo meant, this world seems to be able to cultivate, but Chu He has not cultivated for some reasons, since he can't learn martial arts, he can only learn literature, that is to say, Chu He may be a nerd!
"Hehe, Fang Lao, I'll find it myself, you go and rest!" As he spoke, he walked around the book building on Monday. Fang Lao smiled and didn't care about the impoliteness in Zhou Zhou's words, turned around and walked into the vast sea of books!
On Monday, I walked up to the second floor and picked up a book with four words written on the cover, but I couldn't read it, I couldn't read it! When I opened the book, small words like tadpoles jumped into my eyes, and I was dizzy when I read it.
These words, and Chinese characters are somewhat similar but very different, Zhou Zhou is also a highly educated person is definitely not an illiterate, but he doesn't know a word, not a traditional Chinese character, not an ancient Chinese character, every word is unknown to Monday, he doesn't know, he doesn't know a word, he has become illiterate!!
You say that the people here speak standard Mandarin, but why do you write such words that are completely incomprehensible, who created them? If every world is this urine, what if you let us the Great Celestial Empire cross the crowd?
It's not right, some people travel directly with the memory of the original body, or that world is just to speak Mandarin and write Chinese characters!
It doesn't matter if you don't remember anything, they have a system with a golden finger, and it's so easy to recognize words or something!
There are also people who directly cross into children, start all over again, have peerless talents, are loved by everyone, and others give face wherever they go, which is comparable to the red hair that eats the fruit of face!
Isn't this bullying!
Monday put down the book dejectedly and said, "Let's talk about the system!" ”
Compromised on Monday, he had no choice but to turn to the system for help.
Collect! Collect! Collect!