Chapter 55: What to Do If You Teach Two Pieces of Wood?
Hearing Mu Fan's answer, Xia Yan was stunned.
Why don't you follow the routine?
Shouldn't the normal answer be, "Girl, please?" ”
Xia Yan felt angry, and sure enough, she and Mu Fan couldn't communicate.
"If you don't talk about it, you won't talk about it, goodbye." After saying that, he went home without looking back.
Looking at Mu Fan's black and blue face, Xu Changping was really anxious.
How did you teach two pieces of wood, one or two of which didn't open your mind?
He had already seen that the two liked each other.
But one is not good at expressing himself, and the other is not open, which really makes others anxious.
Although he had the heart to teach Mu Fan how to please the girl, he couldn't.
Xu Changping felt so worried, how could he let a prince who studied power strategy, the art of war, and the emperor's mind all day learn to talk about love.
Who's going to tell him?
Sit and wait, it's in a hurry.
Thinking about it, Xu Changping, who had a sad face, suddenly brightened up and had an idea.
Immediately said goodbye to Mu Fan, who was sulking, and rushed back to the house, he had to think about how to let his good apprentice open his mind tomorrow.
Early the next morning, Xia Yan excitedly pulled Xu Changping and said, "Master, let's learn how to open the 'potential' today." ”
"Why, don't you think this thing is chicken and don't want to learn?"
"Yan'er saw my brother use it yesterday, and it was so powerful that it scared everyone else."
"That's just useful for ordinary people, and for Lian Jiazi, it's really chicken."
Hearing Xu Changping's words, Xia Yan pouted and said dissatisfiedly: "But you didn't say that before, who cried and shouted all day long for me to learn this?" ”
"Ahem." Xu Changping cleared his throat in embarrassment, "Since you want to learn, the teacher will naturally teach you, but not today." Today as a teacher, I want to teach you some very important things.
”
Xia Yan blinked his eyes and said curiously: "What is it, is it more powerful than 'potential'?" ”
"That's nature, if you learn these things thoroughly, the world is invincible."
"Is it to teach me how to be shameless?" Xia Yan smiled evilly, "It's not that there is an old saying that people are invincible." ”
"Nonsense, what kind of nonsense did you learn here!" Xu Changping glared at Xia Yan, then straightened his clothes and sat upright, "Today, I want to teach you what 'love' is." ”
"Why do you want to learn such a boring thing?"
"It's not boring at all."
Xu Changping took a deep breath and explained: "Sexuality, heaven is also; Lovers, the nature of sex; Those who want it, love should also be. Only when you truly understand what love is, can you do it
Understand your nature, control your own **, and make your heart strong, and a strong heart is the indispensable cornerstone of becoming a strong person. You still think that 'love' is nothing
Talking? ”
Xia Yan lowered her head and thought about it, feeling that Xu Changping seemed to have some truth in what she said, and she couldn't find any reason to refute it, so she could only reluctantly nodded: "Okay, Master, you read."
There are many books, and everything is right. You go on, and listen to you. ”
Xu Changping seemed to be very dissatisfied with Xia Yan's answer, but thinking that it was more important for her to open her mind, he could only ignore the disrespect in her tone and continued: "There are many kinds of 'love' in the world
, the most common is family, friendship, love, today let's talk about love. ”
"Master, you're too out of the ordinary." Xia Yan blinked his eyes and looked at him puzzled, "Generally speaking, even if you intercede with a little girl like me, it should not be the first."
Talking about family and friendship? Love is still very early for me. ”
"Ahem, being a teacher is also for your good, so that you can understand what love is earlier, and be deceived by some unknown rabbit cubs in the future."
"Oh."
"Love is an ineffable feeling that one person has for another. It can be exciting, intoxicating, or immersive, or it can be intoxicating, or it can bring people away
Come to the pain. Since ancient times, how many infatuated men and women have risked breaking their bones and flocked to it like moths to a fire, which shows how indispensable love is for people
。 ”
After listening to Xu Changping's words, Xia Yan was silent.
Xu Changping was very satisfied with her reaction, it seemed that she should have been seriously thinking about her feelings for Mu Fan.
But before he could be happy, Xia Yan's voice sounded again: "Master, do you want to ask what is the situation in the world, and the direct sect promises life and death?" ”
"Yes, yes." Xu Changping's eyes lit up, "It's a good summary, isn't it that Yan'er already has this kind of experience?" ”
"No, that's what the books say."
"Don't you care about anyone who you want to be with for the rest of your life?"
"Nope." Regarding Xu Changping's question, Xia Yan answered almost without thinking.
She kept muttering in her heart, Master, what happened today, how could she say something that everyone understands.
The reason why people fall in love with others is nothing more than the overflow of dopamine in the nervous system.
Maybe she has a very low amount of dopamine, and she really hasn't experienced the feeling of emotion for so many years.
Since the master said it, then she simply raised all the questions in her heart.
"Master, do you know what it's like to be emotional?"
"Uh...... Could it be a blush heartbeat? Xu Changping was a little overwhelmed, and he was really asked by Xia Yan.
"Maybe? How many meanings could it be? ”
"That's how it should be. Well, that's it, that's what the books say. ”
"In the book? Master, don't you have someone you like? ”
Xu Changping's old face turned red and replied embarrassedly: "No." ”
Xia Yan looked at Xu Changping's embarrassed appearance, and felt funny in her heart, and her co-author's master came to teach her without any love experience.
"Master, since you have no experience, then talking to me so much is just talking on paper, so unconvincing. You'd better teach me something you're good at, like you
, it's really not suitable for talking about love with people. ”
"You ......" Xu Changping was speechless by Xia Yan, and he began to regret a little, how could he accept such an eccentric apprentice, where is the majesty of his master
?
Xia Yan and the angry Xu Changping sat with big eyes and small eyes, and just finished the day's class.
What she didn't know was that in the capital, thousands of miles away from her, there would be an uproar because of the oranges she grown.
After killing three horses, Fu Duo finally compressed the journey that originally took ten days to eight days, and the oranges were smooth on the evening of the eighth day
Transported to the capital.
If it weren't for Xia Yan's repeated assurances that these oranges had been processed by her, they would not only keep them fresh for a month, but also extremely resistant to bumps, otherwise he would not dare to come so rashly as he said anything
。
Entering the city gate, Fu Duozhi did not dare to delay at all, and hurriedly ran towards the Ruyi Chamber of Commerce.
When he arrived at the Ruyi Chamber of Commerce, Fu Duozhi immediately found the little guy who was already waiting here, and was led by him to a quiet room.
Before entering the door, he smelled a quiet fragrance wafting from the house from a distance, and Fu Duozhi knew that this was his second young master's favorite smell of incense.
"Shopkeeper Fu, I've kept you waiting, please sit down and drink some hot tea to warm up." As soon as he stepped into the room, a good-looking young man greeted him with a smiling face.
The young man was indescribably dusty and elegant, as if he had come to the world. He has slender limbs, clear eyebrows, and is wearing a white cardigan robe, and the whole person looks extremely ethereal, as if
All worldly breath could not be contaminated with him.
This person is Xu Yichen, the second young master of the Ruyi Chamber of Commerce.
Fu Duozhi looked at that handsome face and couldn't help but sigh: My second young master is still so good-looking.
For most of his life, he has only seen one person who can compete with Xu Yichen in appearance, and that is Mu Fan, who is following Xia Yan.
Thinking of Mu Fan, Fu Duozhi shook his head, this appearance is comparable, but this background, that Mu Fan looks inferior to the second young master, it's a pity for Miss Yan'er.
Knowing that this was not the time to think about these things, he shook his head, thanked him and sat down, picked up the tea he had already prepared, and drank it.
After Fu Duozhi took a few sips, Xu Yichen still looked at him with a smile and asked, "I don't know where the orange is that the shopkeeper Fu said, Yichen has been looking forward to it for a long time." ”
"Here." Fu Duozhi hurriedly put down the tea, took out a box from the package behind him, and handed it respectfully, "What is in the box, please take a look at it, young master." ”
Xu Yichen took the box and opened it carefully as if he was holding a treasure.
At that moment, he was shocked.
There is such a beautiful fruit in this world, which exudes luster like agate, smelling the tempting fragrance, Xu Yichen swallowed his throat unconsciously.
"How should I eat this orange?" Xu Yichen's eyes flashed, and he looked at Fu Duozhi expectantly.
"Just peel it off, and you can eat the flesh directly."
According to Fu Duozhi's words, Xu Yichen took out an orange and peeled it gently.
Although he wanted to eat the orange in his mouth immediately, looking at the flesh as good as the crescent moon, he hesitated again, as if he couldn't see enough, and looked at it quietly.
"Young master, aren't you eating?"
Hearing Fu Duozhi's reminder, Xu Yichen came back to his senses, put one in his mouth and bit it gently.
At that moment, he seemed to be intoxicated by the sweetness and sourness brought by orange juice, and closed his eyes intoxicated.
"Good!" Xu Yichen, who had eaten the whole orange, couldn't help but boast, "Sure enough, as the shopkeeper said in the letter, this orange can be called the best among the fruits." ”
When he received Fu Duozhi's letter this morning, he still couldn't believe that there were fruits that bore fruit in winter in this world, not to mention that Fu Duozhi had mentioned many times in his heart that this orange was the best fruit
Product. This was completely beyond his knowledge, and he had to be suspicious of the orange.
After eating the oranges himself, Xu Yichen really put his mind at ease, and he was very happy: it seems that his idea of becoming an imperial merchant can finally be realized.
"Shopkeeper Fu, you have really made a great contribution to our Ruyi Chamber of Commerce, what should I reward you?" Xu Yichen thought for a moment, "I taught you the Ruyi Zhai in Qin County, you."
Don't worry, I'll take that old enemy of yours away. ”
"Second young master, the villain doesn't dare to be greedy. The meritorious person is not a villain, but a Xia Yan girl who grows oranges. Fu Duo stood up and saluted, "The villain has promised her to announce it to the public."
Saying that these oranges were planted by my Ruyi Chamber of Commerce to protect her safety. I hope that the young master will not blame the villain for not consulting with you in advance. ”