The girl looked at me condescendingly, and the feeling was like a higher creature having a bird's-eye view of a lower creature made me feel uncomfortable.

I took a sip of tea to ease the tension.

She folded her hands in front of her chest and said to me coldly, "I don't like to beat around the bush, let's talk to you directly!" I work in a funeral home. ”

I was stunned, it turned out that she hadn't married herself off until now because she worked in a funeral home.

The profession in the funeral home is indeed not very pleasant, most people will feel resistant and repulsed, and many people will feel very unlucky, in superstitious terms, if such a very unlucky girl marries home, the family will definitely be unlucky.

Fortunately, I followed Du Yang to the funeral home a few days ago and had a preliminary understanding of it, so I didn't show that I was very scared.

I said, "Although the work at the funeral home is very special, I heard that the pay is good. If I had the chance, I would like to try it. ”

The girl was surprised to see that I had not rejected her work, her eyes widened, and she said in a fierce voice: "My hands have touched all kinds of corpses, and I often meet ghosts, aren't you afraid?" ”

I said very calmly: "Ghosts can actually be explained by physics. It's just an invisible energy magnetic field, and there's nothing to be afraid of. ”

The girl looked at me dumbfounded, frowned and said, "Are you really not afraid?" Then find a chance, I'll take you to see and see? ”

I thought to myself that she was planning to make it difficult for me to retreat, but I am also a person who has been exposed to ghosts and gods, how can I be frightened by her words?

I said, "Yes! Anyway, I've seen a lot, and it doesn't matter if I see each other a few times. ”

The girl was dumbfounded, looking at me with a blank gaze, and a little overwhelmed by my answers.

I said, "Actually, I know that you, like me, don't like blind dates very much. However, you don't need to scare people with these things. Everyone's time is so valuable, so don't waste it here. ”

I took a sip of my tea and got up to leave.

The girl suddenly stopped me: "You wait a minute." I'm not kidding you, what I just said is true. Originally, I wasn't interested in you, but your reaction was very different from the others, which was kind of interesting. I suddenly want to get to know you now. ”

This blind date has entered the main topic, and the girl's indifferent eyes have gradually become a little gentle.

I said, "You always have to introduce yourself before you want to get to know people, right?" ”

The girl snorted and said to me, "My name is White Paper Kite, and I am a makeup artist. ”

"Makeup artist is a good career."

"Makeup for the dead!"

"The salary must be good."

The white paper kite looked at me from head to toe and said, "I heard from the second wife of Wang, are you in business?" Look at you, but you don't look like a business person at all. ”

"It's not a big business, it's a small business, and I can barely support myself."

The white paper kite sneered: "It shouldn't be a funeral business, right?" ”

I said, "You found out all of this, doesn't that just mean that we are a natural pair?" ”

The white paper kite retorted with a red face: "Hehe! I don't think you wash your face often, and you're used to this shameless look. ”

I said, "I don't just look shameless, I look like others, do you want to experience it?" ”

Seeing the obscene smile on my face, the white paper kite blushed and became angry: "You!! ”

I said that this is to delay each other's time, and I will leave first if I have something to do. But the white paper kite suddenly stopped me and said, "You are not allowed to go, you haven't told me yet, what are you doing!" ”

I shrugged my shoulders and said helplessly: "Anyway, we're not interested in blind dates, so why bother to find out what the other party does?" It's someone else's privacy. ”

The white paper kite was so angry that his cheeks puffed up, and said, "But I have just told you about my profession!" That's my privacy too! ”

With a harmless smile on my face, I said triumphantly, "I didn't force you to say that you told me yourself, this shouldn't be my business, right?" ”

The white paper kite was dumbfounded, pointed at me and scolded, "You...... Bastard! If you don't say it, you won't leave! ”

Burst!

It was the first time I had met such an unreasonable girl, and I felt a little speechless when I saw her rushing up to me and pestering me.

At this time, the door of the box was opened, and Wang Erpo walked in with a smile on her face and said, "I think the two young people should have talked about it, let's go in and let them make a statement to each other, and this matter will be done." ”

As soon as I came in, Wang Erpo saw the white paper kite dragging my arm very ambiguously, and she was immediately overjoyed.

"Oh, look! The two children seem to be communicating well! It's all arm-in-arm! Congratulations! When you get married in the future, you have to ask me to be a witness! ”

My parents and the white paper kite's parents also came in, and when they saw me and the white paper kite, they all smiled from ear to ear.

The paper kite and I froze there as if petrified, and we were embarrassed to find a crack in the ground to get into.

This misunderstanding is a big one!

The white paper kite followed the frightened fawn, and immediately let go of the hand that was holding my arm, and glared at me fiercely.

I saw the mother of the white paper kite smiling and leaning over to her and asked in a low voice, "Did you have a good chat?" You're not too young, so if you really meet the right one, hurry up and grasp it. ”

Women are gossipy animals, and my mother is no exception, and she also came to me to ask questions, which embarrassed me.

She asked me, "What do you think of this girl?" Your father and I have talked to her parents, and her daughter's annual salary is 600,000! Oh my God, how much does that cost? I don't even feel like our family is worthy of theirs. But as long as you like and are suitable, your father and I will help you marry this daughter-in-law even if you smash the pot and sell iron. ”

I was speechless for a while, if I had told my mother that the girl was working in a funeral home, I guess my mother would not have been so desperate to let the girl in the door.

I saw that White Paper Kite's mother was also muttering something in her ear, and she should be telling White Paper Kite some of the information that my parents talked about with their family.

After a blind date, both parents were very happy, and I and the white paper kite were very embarrassed, and at the request of the parents of both sides, we left each other's WeChat.

Of course, the happiest is the second mother-in-law Wang, after talking about her family, it is estimated that she has made a lot of money, and she can steal the joy when she goes home to count the money.

When the white paper kite was leaving, she gave me a provocative look, and she resented me so much that she forgot to explain the misunderstanding to her parents.

Or maybe she, like me, didn't want to explain, just wanted to let this beautiful misunderstanding continue.

Who knows what more interesting things will happen later?