Text: Chapter 45. Morning
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Anyone who has ever drunk alcohol knows that a hangover doesn't feel good, and Monday too, waking up in the morning with a dry mouth and a very uncomfortable head start.
"Sizzle! I knew I wouldn't drink, my head hurts! Monday got up from the bed dizzily, squinted and sat on the edge of the bed dizzily, head little by little, I don't know how long it took, Monday came back to his senses, sweat quickly ran down his forehead.
Because he remembered all the things that happened last night, including the fact that he kissed Xiyuhua, carried her to the bed and knocked her unconscious. Slept with her all night.
The bright sunlight shines in from the window, and the quiet sleeping face of the joke flowers on the bed gives people a sense of quiet beauty. But she was tied up like a mummy by someone.
Monday beckoned, and the dark night was like flowing water, slowly flowing from the body of the drama flower to Monday's sleeve, and returned to his back, turning into a spider tattoo lying on his back.
On Monday, he lifted his breath and walked lightly with every step, barely making a sound.
"Yo! Want to pat your ass and leave? Sure enough, you're a jerk! There was a hint of laziness in the soft and waxy voice like yesterday, but when I heard this voice on Monday, I froze.
He turned his head stiffly and said with a dry smile: "I'm afraid that this person who doesn't return home at night is going to worry, so I'll go back!" "After saying that, I want to slip away.
A light breeze blew in front of him, and in front of Monday, a stunning beauty with some messy clothes and half-exposed shoulders and long hair scattered appeared in front of him, staring at him with puffed eyes.
So fast! This woman is really not simple!
"What are you running? I won't eat you again! The drama flower also ignored the spring light exposed in front of Monday's eyes, like a fried kitten menacingly blocking Monday's way.
Monday said helplessly: "You really won't eat me, but you will turn me into your puppet, I don't want you to die and live in love, and then be kicked away by you." I won't have a place to cry when the time comes! ”
Xiyuhua grinned and raised the little finger of his right hand and said, "But you are now my puppet!" As he spoke, a red thread appeared on the little finger of the joke flower, and this red thread was tied to the little finger of Monday's left hand.
Monday's eyes widened, looking at the drama flower in disbelief, wait, he didn't feel the red thread being torn off when he suddenly attacked the drama flower last night, that is to say, this red thread has been tied to his hand, and it has not been torn off by him, is this thing a spiritual weapon?
Monday's face was a little ugly. There was an extra black scissor in his right hand, cut on the red line, and the joke flower didn't stop it, so he let Monday take the scissors and cut it down.
"What kind of material is this thing made of? So hard? No matter how hard he tried to change the scissors in the dark night on Monday, he couldn't hurt this red thread in the slightest, which made him wonder if his dark night was tied up last night and spent a night on drama, and was weakened by her.
"It's really a magical treasure, but don't bother, this is the love line of our Red Dust Dao, except that it will automatically disconnect after I break through the Dao with love, you can cut it even if you take the Tianji Sword of the Extreme Emperor Palace!" The joke flower said a little smugly.
Monday's eyes were sharp, and the dark night instantly wrapped his whole body, and his sharp claws swept across the snow-white and slender neck of the joke, and said in a dull voice: "Then I will kill you now, then I won't fall in love with you, right?" I should have killed you last night! His claws grabbed the neck of the joke flower, and as long as he exerted a slight force, the beautiful woman in front of him would turn into a dead corpse without temperature!
"Did you really do it?" Xi Yuhua had no fear at all, looked at Monday's hideous face and said with a smile: "Are you hesitating now?" Whether you want to kill me or not, this is the love line at work! So let's talk about it! ”
Under the battle suit, Monday's brows furrowed, and now he is indeed hesitating in his heart whether to kill Xi Yuhua, not because of any love line, but because he is worried about Xi Yuhua's protector, if he kills Xi Yuhua, he will not be able to get out of Bai Yuxuan at all.
As for what kind of love line Monday feels that there is no need to be afraid, if it is really like that by then, then I will not do it twice, abolish the joke flowers, and see how she breaks the way with love.
Although there is a smile on the face of the joke flower, she is actually panicked, even if the love line can really make them feel emotional, but it takes time, and it is impossible to make Monday fall in love with him overnight. She's just scaring Monday right now. She wasn't sure she could defeat Monday, which turned into darkness.
And...
Monday let go of the joke flower, retreated into his clothes in the dark night, and said through gritted teeth: "Count you ruthless!" Let me go back! ”
Xiaoyuhua showed a triumphant smile, still blocking the door, not letting Monday leave, she pulled the clothes hanging on her shoulders, and the range of movements was a little larger, even if it was a quick glance, Monday still saw a bottomless ravine.
There is some itchiness on the tip of the nose. At this time, it was morning, and everyone knew what the reaction was, and now on Monday, this body is young and vigorous, just like the sun that has just risen outside.
Monday bent down slightly, not letting Xi Yuhua see his embarrassment, Xi Yuhua pulled him back to sit back on the seat, and there were still leftovers from last night's Monday on the table, at this time Xi Yuhua smiled and said: "Childe doesn't have to be so restrained, wait for Yuhua to take a bath and then talk to Childe!" There is a ban on the door, and only a few people can open it, so Childe should not think about escaping. ”
As she spoke, she walked to the other door of the room, gently pushed it open, and was about to walk in, when she looked back and smiled, "Do you want Childe to come in, Yuhua can rub Childe's back!" With a slightly teasing tone, I thought that it would be better not to take revenge and take advantage of my mouth.
Unexpectedly, Monday stood up and walked over, saying as he walked, "It's also a pleasure to be able to bathe with such a beautiful girl as Hua'er!" What's more, how can I refuse the flowers' kind invitation? Walked over directly and hugged the slender waist of the drama flower, and shouted very "affectionately" one by one.
Xiyuhua got goosebumps all over her body when she was called by Monday, and pushed Monday straight away, got into another room and closed the door.
"Spoiled! You can't even flirt with it! Monday walked back tastelessly, with an extra toothbrush and a toothpaste in his hand, still scented black tea.
"There's no water! I'm brushing my teeth! Flowers, do you have water in your room? "On Monday, I took the toothbrush that I gave away from the system that claimed to be able to clean all the harmful bacteria on my teeth, and the toothpaste that claimed to be full of tea for three days and could never be squeezed out, and I was ready to brush my teeth and wash my face. But there was no water. It's a bit embarrassing.
Xiyuhua's heart was pounding just after being called by Monday's "flowers", her face was flushed, and she didn't know if it was because of Monday's anger or the water vapor in the bathroom, she leaned against the door and her heart was like a mess. Then I heard Monday calling her outside, or calling her Hua'er, I was ashamed and indignant, and I regretted taking Monday as the object of my love.
I should have thought about it again! The joke is that the flower wants to cry without tears.
"Flowers! Is there no water in the room? How do I brush my teeth and wash my face when there is no water? Monday's voice came from outside again, and Xi Yuhua opened the door and walked out a little frantically, pulling him in.
Monday was pulled into the bathroom directly by the joke flower with a toothbrush and toothpaste in his hand.
Monday was surrounded by water vapor as soon as I entered, the water mist was not heavy, but the visibility was a little low, and everything was hazy. I'd love to bathe with the flowers, but you don't have to, right? Just hint at me.,It seems that the power of the love line is really great.,I'm looking forward to the days with you in the future! ”
The playful towering chest rose and fell violently, and he kicked Monday into the huge bath: "A big man grinds and chirps, go to the outlet where there is cold water!" ”
Monday got up from the water and took the toothbrush back in his hand, took off his wet clothes and threw them on the shore, and then the whole person just lay down in the water, and said with a smile: "Oops, it's so comfortable!" Wake up in the morning and take a bath to come back to life. ”
"You!" Xi Yuhua saw that Monday was shameless and took a bath directly in her bath, and originally wanted to teach him a lesson, but she didn't expect Monday to directly hit the snake and climb the pole and swim in her bath.
Monday swam to the water outlet, and the two water outlets were carved into the shape of a fish head that Monday could not name. One spitting cold water and the other spitting hot water.
On Monday, I grabbed a toothbrush and toothpaste, and of course a tooth cup with cold water, and started brushing my teeth with a toothbrush that had squeezed out the toothpaste.
Xiyuhua stood on the shore, speechlessly watching Monday brush her teeth with something she didn't know what it was, and saw a black spider tattooed on Monday's back, lying on his back.
"Gollum!" On Monday, rinse your mouth and spit directly into the water. Anyway, the pool water is circulating, and when it goes out, it comes here again. He just wants to disgust the drama flower and make her disgusted with herself, he doesn't believe that the drama flower must be broken with love to untie the love line, the drama flower must have a way to untie it, but she covets her beauty and refuses to let go of herself! Sure enough, people are too handsome, and they are also very distressed!
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I've never seen anyone so brazen!
Monday took out a bath towel and swam ashore around himself, and smiled lewdly at the joke flower: "Flower, I'm waiting for you in bed, wash quickly!" ”
The joke is trembling, I bear it! He was my choice!
Nearly half an hour later, Xi Yuhua came out of the bathroom, wearing a moon-white Luo skirt, outlining her perfect figure to the fullest.
Sitting in his seat on Monday, he has changed into a dark green robe, his long hair is scattered behind his back, and his handsome face can indeed be said to be a beautiful man, if it were not for the AD in his hands.
Xi Yuhua saw that the leftovers from last night on the table were gone, replaced by a dozen AD milk she didn't recognize, and a bowl of steaming porridge with preserved eggs and lean pork. There are also steamed buns, fritters, soy milk or something.
Seeing that the drama flower was coming on Monday, he drank the AD milk in his hand and said with a smile: "Come out?" Eat it while it's hot, or it won't taste good if it's cold for a while! ”
"Where did you get all this stuff?" Xi Yuhua sat next to Monday, picked up a spoon and scooped up the preserved egg and lean porridge and sent it into Tan's mouth, and then ate another bite, one bite after another without stopping until he drank all the bowl of preserved egg and lean porridge. Although she eats quickly, her education since childhood makes Xiyuhua look very elegant!
Monday watched and smiled silently, he was the same as Xiyuhua when he drank it just now, and he didn't stop until he drank the third bowl, ate four fried dough sticks, six buns, two bowls of soy milk, and finally had a bottle of AD milk. It can be said that he is satisfied with this meal.
This is the system's food delivery service, 200 luck points a year, no matter when and where, as long as an order is given on Monday, the system will immediately send delicious and cheap food to Monday. And it's available in unlimited quantities. Of course, the quality of these foods is limited to eating and will not produce impurities in the body!
The system is produced and must be a high-quality product!
Xi Yuhua's cultivation is a big level higher than Monday, so her amount of food is also much larger than Monday, because these foods are sent by the system, so there are no impurities, which is very suitable for them cultivators, Xi Yuhua ate all the food on the table, and even the dozen AD milk was drunk by her.
wiped her mouth contentedly, and saw Monday holding her head with one hand, looking at her with a smile in her eyes.
Xiaoyuhua was blushing by him, but he still said: "Thank you for the breakfast prepared by Gongzi, it is delicious!" "There is a hint of restraint in the generous manner, and I think it is interesting to see it on Monday.
Ha ha! This girl is so interesting!