Time: 12:20 a.m. on June 6, 2012

Location: Outpatient Department of a university

Characters: Doctor A, Doctor B, Big Fool, Voiceover (me)

Opening remarks: A big fool has a toothache (tooth decay), but she thinks it's a swollen lymph node, and this story is just a stupid stage...

Act I: Questioning

Big Fool: (Questioning) "Doctor, people have swollen lymph nodes. ”

Doctor A: (seriously) "Please lift your chin (left and right), does it hurt here?"

Big Fool: (paining) "Well, it hurts. ”

Big Fool: (??? questioning) Oh, my teeth have been hurting so much lately.

Doctor A: (picks up a flashlight) "You're having tooth decay." (Affirmative)

Doctor A: "(takes out a tooth piece) Don't believe me, I'll give you an experiment, (touch the tooth decay with the tooth piece) It hurts." ”

Big fool: "Well, (pouts)

(Voiceover: Didn't you keep saying that the lymph nodes were swollen, you are still very sure, the big fool is speechless, regret it.) )

Big fool: Doctor, what is caries???

Doctor A: "It's tooth decay." ”

Big fool: "What is tooth decay?"

Doctor A: "It's just that the teeth are eaten by worms." ”

Big fool: "How can there be worms?" ”

Doctor A: (in a cold sweat) "。。。。。。。 Okay, have you taken any medicine to relieve your pain?"

Big fool: "Amciline." ”

Doctor A: "Is there still any?"

Big fool: "My roommate gave it last night, but now I don't." ”

Doctor A: "Then I'll prescribe something else for you, by the way, there is a mouthwash in this medicine, and you can take it for a minute at a time, and you can also take it for a few more minutes." ”

Doctor A: "What's your name?"

Big fool: "Li ××." ”

Doctor A: "How old?" ”

Big fool: "19." ”

Doctor A: "Now take the medicine." ”

(VO: 19 Bar??? What does that mean, how old is it ???)

Act II: Take the medicine

(Took the bill, paid the bill, and walked out of the outpatient door with a big fool)

Doctor B: (smiling) "Hey, little girl, you haven't taken your medicine yet." ”

Big fool: "Hey, hey... ”

(The doctor takes the medicine to the big fool)

Big fool: "Doctor, can you drink this mouthwash, how much at a time!"

Doctor B: (speechless) "It's written that it's gargle, and you can't drink it." ”

Big fool: "Hey, hey... ”

(Voiceover: No like this, big fool, mouthwash is gargle, have you ever seen someone drink their own mouthwash in their stomach, 555 is.) )

Author's editor: Big fool, next time you remember to tell the doctor where the pain is and what the symptoms are, don't be unclear, and remember to be careful, don't forget to take medicine and listen to the doctor's instructions in the future, be careful.