Volume 1, my name is Lin Xiaoqiang Fifty-one, immortals also need money
said last time that Lin Xiaoqiang and Li Bing were worried about running out of money, and some real estate developers came to ask them to do it. The money is all in front of you, but if you don't have the ability, you can't get it. found an excuse, and was ready to use Uncle Yang as a shield, and rejected a few people.
Lin Xiaoqiang ran to the front and told Uncle Yang about the matter. That means, Uncle Yang, you know my two times, listen to what they said, it's really weird, I definitely can't take it. It's hard to refuse, so you can only use your great god to block it.
After listening to this, Uncle Yang was not in a hurry to reply, and only opened his eyes a little after a long time, and said, "How much money did he say to give you?" ”
"He didn't know it...... Yes? Lin Xiaoqiang and Li Bing were taken aback? This is what Uncle Yang said? Don't be a fake Uncle Yang in front of you, right? Lin Xiaoqiang stretched out his hand, rubbed his eyes, and stretched out his hand to shake it in front of Uncle Yang's eyes.
"Akira what?"
"No, uncle, just now, what did you just say?"
"I asked you how much he said he would give you."
"Hey, why are you bringing up the money too? You never mentioned money before. ”
"Haha, I don't need any money. Come, I speak to you. Uncle Yang beckoned Lin Xiaoqiang to sit next to him and whispered, "I don't want money, that's because I don't have a place to use money." You still need money. Besides, every time you get your money back, do I tell you to throw it away? ”
Hey, this uncle, at this age, he's still naughty! However, Lin Xiaoqiang and Li Bingyi recalled that it was true that Uncle Yang did not say that they didn't need money, every time they had money, it was delicious and delicious, and Uncle Yang also ate a lot! This old man is really interesting.
Uncle Yang continued: "I am the end of the strong crossbow, so I just rely on this furnace to survive." But you always have to take over this stall, you don't know the price of firewood and rice, although we are earth immortals, but we are also flesh, and we have to live among mortals, we need money everywhere. Didn't you still joke that day, Li Bing, that you were really poor, you used ink to practice the talismans, and you didn't dare to let go of the cinnabar? There is one more population behind this, don't you also suffer from poverty every day? When you are successful in cultivation in the future, and you really want to start refining magic weapons, what kind of things can't you buy and exchange? What to buy and what to exchange? Where is the lack of money? If I don't tell you before, it means that you don't have any real skills, if you are allowed to make money, I am afraid that you will learn badly from them, and you will be left with cheating. Now that you are cultivating a little bit like this, it's not a bad thing to try your skills and make some money. ”
Hehe, this fairy also needs money? It's good to say, as long as your old man agrees, this kind of physical and mental activity of pretending to be a god stick is a small game that Lin Xiaoqiang likes. However, "Uncle, what you said is light. This is easy to deceive mortals, pretending to be a god and playing ghosts, comparing and analogizing, casually turning a few talismans, just like last time, that's no problem. But that place, I listened to what they said, but it was really strange, I went over, wasn't that sending me to death? ”
"I've thought about what you just said. I had patrolled all over the local area, and I knew what it was. That place is just a place where yin gathers, and there are originally mountains on it, which can also lead to yang qi to balance yin qi. Now that the mountain has been dug up, it only gathers and does not disperse, and the yin qi accumulates, which will naturally attract the ghosts who like yin to come. Later, when a tall building is built on it, it can attract Yang Qi again, and the ghosts will naturally disperse. ”
"You're talking lightly. In the future, it will naturally disperse, the question is what to do now? You're not going to tell me to go ghost hunting right now, are you? I don't, you haven't taught me yet. ”
"Hey. I told you, this demon was born of creation. We don't have to get rid of it. In a situation like this place, it was originally caused by the breaking of the ground, and there was an extra place to gather yin for no reason. Ghosts like to come in the shade, and it is also their nature, which is understandable. However, if they use means to disturb the world, then they will have to take care of it. Hey, I've been trapped in old injuries for decades, and I've been unable to patrol the place, and I've been quite arrogant with demons and ghosts, and I have relied on Mr. Two to take action a few times. Now that you have learned the Tao, go and drive them out for me, so that you may show that the land is still in charge. ”
Lin Xiaoqiang and Li Bing only then remembered that Uncle Yang was in charge of the land of the eight counties, and it stands to reason that the demons and monsters in these eight counties are only afraid of Uncle Yang. We don't count as designated heirs, but also as personal disciples, right? How can we be afraid of ghosts? I can't help but straighten my waist, well, that is, Uncle Yang's land doesn't want to care about you for the time being, but there is still the third master, and I! If you don't clean up well, you really can't take the land lord rightly!
Faith is there, but how can it be managed? Catching ghosts? Monster hunting? I haven't studied that. Uncle Yang laughed, came over with his ears, like this, like this, just drive them away.
Lin Xiaoqiang and Li Bing got Uncle Yang's instructions and simply discussed the idea. He turned around, wiped his face, pretended to be worried, and went back to the guest room.
"Master Kobayashi, hey, what's wrong with you? What did he say, Uncle? ”
"No hurry, no hurry, sit, sit!" Lin Xiaoqiang turned over and sat down first: "This matter, I just told my master." When the old master came back, he was chased and asked by me, and he told me first. ”
"You have been wronged. You have been wronged. What did the old man say? ”
"The old man said that he had surveyed all the geography of the city when he was young. Remember the south, you guys are in the south, right? ”
"Yes, yes, just south of the city."
"That's right. The elder said that there are a few places in the south, which are natural places to gather yin, and it is easy to recruit something, and it is not suitable to break the ground, especially digging deeply, pushing mountains, or something. I don't think you've moved to that kind of place. ”
"Hey!" Manager Sun slapped his thigh: "Or say that your view is the spirit." You don't even need to see it on the spot to know what's going on! Didn't you push a mountain? Master Kobayashi, there is no need to estimate, I see, the eight achievements have touched the place you said! ”
Mr. Zhao turned his head and glared at him, sat down honestly, and then turned around and asked Lin Xiaoqiang: "Since you have found the reason, then you must know how to crack it?" Master Kobayashi, you must help now!"
"I've consulted my father. This kind of thing has never happened before, and no one can push the mountain before! Now that it has been pushed, it is definitely unrealistic to pile it back. It's a favor, I must help. But ah......" Strength scratched his head as he spoke, dragging out his voice.
"But what?" As soon as Mr. Zhao next to him heard Lin Xiaoqiang say that it was caused by pushing the mountain, he believed it a little in his heart. Although it is said that this Lin Xiaoqiang is a Taoist priest in the temple, since he has taken over the work of catching ghosts and demons, he can also be regarded as a person from the rivers and lakes. The people on the rivers and lakes have seen a lot and know that this project is either digging soil or pushing mountains, and it is inevitable that the mouth of the rivers and lakes will be blocked at both ends. But there were a few people who went there before, all of whom were introduced by friends, and they were said to have some mana, and they all said that they were caused by pushing this mountain. This charlatan can't all use one routine, right? Lin Xiaoqiang said that he was willing to help, and he was happy in his heart, but this dragged on for a long time, is there any trouble?
"But ah, our old master can't move. Just now, I briefly explained the method of cracking it. But ah, what about me, I really haven't dealt with this matter, the truth is understood, really do it, and it's okay to say what can be done. And there are many things needed, and our view is also small, and the things are not complete. It's not too late for you to wait for me to do it first. ”
"Hey, Master Kobayashi, what are you missing, just ask, we'll help you get it!" Manager Sun answered quickly. Next to him, Mr. Zhao said in his heart, this is the scene is simple-minded, and people still don't understand what they say? That's asking for money! I didn't ask you for money directly last time, didn't you bring a power supply line to someone else? Well, this is all asking for money, although I am afraid that the matter is not small, but I am relieved.
"Manager Sun, what you said. What do people want to buy, you know? ”
"I don't understand."
"So what kind of boobs do you shoot? Master Kobayashi, this matter of preparing things, then you can only bother with it. We don't understand, and we can't help if we want to. As soon as he glanced to the side, the other took out a large envelope from his bag and handed it to Mr. Zhao: "Here, it's the money for lighting oil, not much, not much, just to show your heart." If you want to buy something, you should hurry up. The money is not enough, just say, we can help with this little help. ”
As he spoke, he was about to hand it to Lin Xiaoqiang. Lin Xiaoqiang waved his hand again and again: "I can't do it, I can't do it." I don't mean to ask for money. You go and ask, when did we collect the money! Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, I can't do it, I can't do it! ”
Mr. Zhao has seen it, no matter whether you are sincere or false, he will not be forced or persuaded much. He stood up, beckoned a few of them, and went out, and when he came to the statue of the god, he bowed his head in a proper manner, and offered the envelope on the table in front of the god. Lin Xiaoqiang couldn't speak, and led a few people out of the gate first. When Lin Xiaoqiang caught up, he preemptively said: "I still have some things, so I won't disturb Master Xiaolin's purity." It's a matter of trouble for you to worry about it. Manager Sun, you just listen to Master Xiaolin's instructions, and when it's convenient, take Master Xiaolin over. Master Kobayashi, I'll go first. After speaking, it was even ten.
"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable! Then you can walk slowly, and it will be inconvenient for me to send this leg far! ”
"No delivery, no delivery!"
Mr. Zhao left first, and Manager Sun was busy making an appointment with Lin Xiaoqiang. Lin Xiaoqiang calculated, what the uncle ordered just now can be done today. People have given money, but it's not good to drag it out. Said to Manager Sun, tomorrow at ten o'clock in the morning, you will pick me up. At noon, this yang is heavy, and I also have a bottom in my heart. You go first, I'll have to prepare. The appointment was made, and Manager Sun also left.
Seeing that they were all far away, Lin Xiaoqiang hurriedly returned to Guanli, picked up the envelope and opened it, and looked, it was really a lot, 40,000 yuan.
"Hey, he's really willing!"
"Huh, willing? Do you know how much a day of downtime is for such a construction site? If you really want to drag him for ten days and half a month, can he stand it? If they force the construction, then something will happen to the wall, this money? Hum. ”
"Then the changes and changes, if you don't repair the wall somewhere, won't it be over?"
"Change the design? That's easy for you to say! What does it mean to move the whole body? Change the overall design, don't even think about it. ”
"I've never been involved in architecture. You come into contact with a lot of people at work, and you have the final say. So according to your meaning, this money is less? Let's think about the main points again? ”
"Oh, okay, okay, so be it. It would be nice to have 40,000. Let's prepare. ”
Give the money to Uncle Yang, and the uncle said that you can just collect it and plan to spend it yourself. Say yes and go back to the backyard. When he entered the hospital, he saw Xiao Man cleaning up the teacups on the table in the hospitality room, Lin Xiaoqiang didn't say a word, went over to open the envelope, pinched out a stack, and handed it to Xiao Man.
"You take it first, buy some clothes or something."
Xiao Man stood still, didn't accept the money, and looked at Lin Xiaoqiang with a smile: "It's still that style." I said, you pretending to be a ghost, but it's easy to get money, right? ”
"Oops, I told you that you don't understand, take it!" Shove the money into her hand. Lin Xiaoqiang went back to the house and put the envelope, and went out with a few hundred yuan.
Now the road has been repaired a lot, turned out of the view, and in a few steps I got on the main road, hired a car, and went into the city to buy things.
Yellow paper should be bought in a paper fire shop, alum should be a grocery store, new brushes should be used in calligraphy and painting brushes, and angelica and cinnabar should go to the pharmacy. I went to the farmer's market and bought a new stone mortar, and then I looked back with my things.
According to what the uncle said, bring the well water and put alum in it. Take another bowl, soak Angelica Angelica softly, and then pour it into a stone mortar and pound it until it is smashed. Take another large bowl, mix one part alum water and two parts angelica water, put it on the ground to settle, and finally scoop out a clear layer on it and put it in a small bowl. On the other side, two new brushes are good, and the other small bowl is cinnabar.
This time the drawing is different. Uncle Yang passed it on, this is a yin-yang talisman. Li Bing first put the proficiency of the two runes in painting, tried to inject courage and yangqi, and it was accurate, and it was already dark at a glance, and then he officially began to paint.
Draw four talismans with alum angelica water and set them aside to dry. This charm, the uncle said that it is actually equivalent to a notice, that is, it is written for the ghosts who come to make trouble, the local land is now out of the notice, officially notify you, tell you to leave quickly, this is under our protection, the interesting get out of the way as soon as possible, and the consequences of not being interesting are at your own risk. This talisman is painted in water, and mortal eyes are naturally invisible.
When the four sheets are dry, draw a sigil with cinnabar on them. The red one stands out. This talisman is the one that absorbs and releases the yang qi. The daytime charm absorbs the yang qi and releases it again at night to offset the yin qi that balances that location. When the high-rise building is repaired, the building itself can absorb the yangqi, the local yin and yang are balanced, and the momentum of gathering yin will disappear, and those yin-loving things will of course not come again.
It took a lot of effort to draw four runes. Li Bing took the talisman to the statue, lined them up one by one, offered them on the table, and bowed to the statue a few times. I told Uncle Yang again, the rune is drawn, what should I do next.
Uncle Yang nodded. Take care of Li Bing and see how Xiao Man is. Li Bing went back to the backyard to see that Xiao Man, as usual, had turned off the lights and went to bed early. Go back to the front and talk to the uncle.
Uncle Yang got up at this time, stood in front of the statue, and bowed three times. Then he stood still, and after a while, his eyes were wide open, his hands were slightly raised, and his mouth was chanting, and the statue in front of him suddenly burst into golden light, as if there were ten thousand Buddha lights behind him. Then as Uncle Yang raised his hand, the fairy actually rose slowly, and around the base under the statue, bursts of golden light were circling, and the statue rose higher and higher, and it was almost to the roof. Originally, the position where the gods were placed, they didn't dare to look at it when it was bright just now, but now the golden light converged, as if it was a tangible petal, shining with pale golden light, slowly rotating in place.
Uncle Yang's gesture changed, and from the petals, something slowly rose, boxy, half the size of a mineral water bottle. It shone with a metallic sheen, saying that gold is not like gold, silver is not like silver, copper is not like, and iron is not like it. But that luster is some kind of metal. It rises beyond the height of the petals and also hovers. This is not moving, Lin Xiaoqiang and Li Bing can see it clearly, this is a boxy metal bump, and there is no pattern on the surface, carving or something. What is this?
Uncle Yang took a breath, waved his hand, and changed again. This metal bump suddenly made a golden light again, and Lin Xiaoqiang hurriedly shook his face to dodge. When the golden light dimmed, I looked back and saw that the metal bump was actually divided into several large and small, one, two, and three...... I counted it out to be eight. Uncle Yang beckoned, and one of them flew steadily into Uncle Yang's hands, and Li Bing saw clearly that there were still patterns on the ground of this metal bump, and it seemed to be a word. Oh, Li Bing suddenly came back to his senses, it turned out that this was a seal.
Uncle Yang took this seal and stamped it on each talisman drawn by Li Bing, only to see that after the lid was lowered, the talisman was rippling like water waves with a burst of yang and yin. After the four talismans were covered, Uncle Yang let go, and the seal flew back into the remaining seven pieces, and the uncle waved his hand, and the eight pieces merged into one piece, and there was a burst of golden light, and after spinning, it slowly fell back into the petals of the light. Uncle Yang waved again, and the idol on the top slowly fell, returning to its original position, the golden light dissipated, and everything was exactly the same as before.
Uncle Yang bowed to the statue and returned to his chair to close his eyes and rest. Lin Xiaoqiang and Li Bing don't know what to do now, what is this, waited for a long time, and saw Uncle Yang open his eyes and look at him, so he asked: "Uncle, this, we, what was this just now?" ”
"This is the fairy of the local land. As the saying goes, it is the seal of the land. ”
"What's the use of that? Amazing, isn't it? ”
"Haha, this rank immortal and scattered immortal, the difference is in this immortal. Don't look at this small piece, it is the painstaking efforts of the immortal land of the past dynasties, in which the formation is endless, contains huge energy, and records many immortal methods. Only with this seal can we rule over the earth and restrain all the ways. By this immortal, you can be sheltered by it, and in case, you can be safe. ”
"Oh, it's a mandate, a textbook, and a lifesaver. That's amazing! Uncle, how many times do you cover this and it works? ”
"This seal of mine has been sharpened day and night in the array, and the mana is different. This simple cover has brought the breath of the local land to it. This charm is now more powerful. ”
"That is, if you don't put a big seal, the notice will not be credible. This is good, as soon as the big seal is stamped, we will be considered an official notice. Haha, eh, you say, does this mean that Jiang Taigong is here, and the gods abdicate? ”
"I think that's what it is!"