Chapter 61: Two Kindnesses
"I was young and vigorous at that time, and I didn't care about the overall situation, and when I saw that this evil beast was so arrogant, I took off my shoes and smashed the soles of my shoes.
But before the shoes flew to its head, they were already burned to ashes by the high temperature of the flames emanating from its body.
When I saw it, it was not good, and I was afraid that it would turn into a barbecue, so I pulled my fifteenth senior brother and ran up the mountain. ”
The Hellfire Beast kicked its legs and chased after it, and the more it pursued, the closer it came. Obviously running faster than us, hey, just unhurriedly running after my back ass, the back of my clothes is about to be burned by it.
Seeing that it is almost to His Highness Qisu, I don't think it can be allowed to enter the hall, so why not all the fires burn? ”
"So I pushed away the fifteenth senior brother and told him to go back and move the rescuers first, and I lured the Hellbeast elsewhere. Don't say it, that guy is really holding a grudge, he still chases me all the way to the valley with a lot of face, I run and it runs, and I burn my ass when I stop it.
I don't know how long I ran, but the next second I felt tired, I was about to close my eyes and go to see Hades, and my master and my brothers and sisters came. ”
"They formed a half-circle to attack the Hellmon, but the guy only took a few symbolic hits at them, staring at me, my God, how could I have the strength to run then. But as soon as I stopped, it pounced on me with steam.
When my master saw it, he had no choice but to use me to lure the Hell Beast away, so he shouted at me: "Eryi, run towards the river, let's set up an ice array to trap it." ”
"I'm running dizzy, deaf, where can I hear what he is shouting? Listen to the river to the left. I ran out of the valley as hard as I could, and then I quickly turned to the left, but I ran too fast to see the road, and hit the protruding boulder directly, and the fire beast behind me didn't have time to brake, and then pounced on the boulder, and the boulder collapsed instantly.
The big rocks crackled and fell down, and I was buried in the pile of rocks in one fell swoop. ”
"The hellfire beast was still lying on its stomach in the pile of rocks and struggling, and a few senior brothers hurriedly ran to pull me out, these grandsons are really stupid, and they don't know that they will directly pull my arms and legs when they lift the stones. Not to mention that my body was burned by the Hell Beast, and the big stone also pressed on my body, and I bared my teeth in pain and screamed for them to lighten it, but the cry of the Hell Fire Beast was louder than the boom mountain, and no one heard my screaming.
I thought to myself, I didn't get bitten to death by the demon beast, but I was killed by this fellow disciple brothers. ”
"After tossing and turning for a while, no one rescued me, and I was injured in several new places, and I really wanted to cry without tears when I lay under the rocks! After a while, I seemed to hear my nineteenth senior brother crying and calling me, saying that if I died, then he would be the penultimate in the next cultivation assessment, and he couldn't let me die if he said anything.
I was really touched by the camaraderie we had at the time, as I lay there waiting for them to get me out of my place. ”
"Suddenly, I heard a loud bang, and then there was a dead silence around me, and then I heard my senior brother's voice, asking Master if the Hellbeast was dead? As soon as I finished speaking, there was a cry of exclamation from everyone, and after that, I felt as if something weighing a thousand pounds had jumped on the stone that was pressing on me!
The air in the lung cavity was squeezed out in an instant, and before I could call for help, I spurted blood from my mouth, and my eyes were black and I didn't know anything. When I opened my eyes again, the pain in my body was gone, and my body was free, and I was happy for a while, when two men with green faces and fangs came up and grabbed me.
I shouted for help, but found that I couldn't use half of my strength, so I had to let them drag me along. ”
"Not long after, when I came to a yamen, and before the door had entered, the people inside instructed that since the cultivators had died tragically, they should be directly taken to reincarnation. I realized that I was already in the underworld, and I hurriedly shouted: I am not dead, you must be mistaken, my master has given me astrology, I can live to be hundreds of years old!
When I shouted, I shouted out the people inside, and when he appeared, we looked at each other and were stunned for a moment. ”
"It's you! That rotten drunk? ”
"Yo, bald hair grows out? Pretty fast, isn't it? ”
"Why are you here?"
"I'm in charge here!"
"In office? Quick, tell them to let me go. ”
"Bull head and horse face, let him go, you go down first."
"Yes!"
"I said, when did you die?" I asked curiously.
"What is immortal, I have been here on an errand since I met you."
"Then what did you say just now to pull to reincarnate, what? You have the final say here, huh? ”
"I don't count what I said here, but it's also very authoritative."
"Tell me, who the hell are you?" It's hard to catch this kid today, I'm sure I'll have to ask clearly.
"The Way of the Land."
"Lu Dao? Are you a Lu judge? ”
"Exactly!"
"Oh Yo Yo Yo, I can't see it, are you still a Lu judge?"
"Hey, this is my territory, be careful when you speak."
"That little of yours, others don't know, I don't know yet?"
"What do you want to do?" Lu Juan looked at me vigilantly.
"You didn't expect to meet me so soon, did you? You say if I stay here, I'll catch a ghost about you every day."
"You don't have a chance, I'll send you to reincarnation right away!"
"Oh, no! Why? I want to see the Book of Life and Death! ”
"Look at what life and death book, do you recognize all the words?"
"My master said that I had to live to be at least a hundred years old, how could I die when I was only in my forties?"
"It doesn't matter how long a person lives, Lord Yama has said it, let alone your master! Judge Lu didn't think so, so you quickly accepted the reality and reincarnated! ”
"I don't! I don't! I'm not going! ”
"What the hell do you want?"
"I'm going to sue!"
"Sue whom?" Lu Juan looked at me with disgust.
"Sue you! You must have caught the wrong person! Do you dare to go with me to see Lord Yama? ”
"Dare, why don't you dare!" Lu Juan looked upright.
"Let's go! Hurry up and lead the way! "I can't get angry for a while, and I'm going to theorize about the landing sentence.
"Wait!"
"What?"
"Tell me how you died?"
"It looks like he was trampled to death by the Inferno!" I don't have the heart to say that this way of dying is really embarrassing.
"Infernobeast?" Lu Juan frowned, "I'll give you a look, you are waiting here, and after speaking, he turned around and ran into the mansion." ”
I thought that this kid must be tired, so I quietly followed.
But I don't know what kind of temper this guy has, and there is no one in the palace to guard it.
I snuck up behind him, and saw the page of his book of life and death read:
"At three o'clock, Lin Xianyi of the Sword Sect of Qimeng Mountain in Bian Zhou was stoned to death at the foot of the mountain due to the fall of the mountain stone, practiced for twenty-one years, and died at the age of forty-three."
"Isn't that right? Is it really the wrong person? Lu Juan muttered.
"Eh, Lin Xianyi! It's clearly written here that Lin Xianyi! Why did you arrest me Su Eryi? I couldn't help but shout.
"Give me a little quiet!" Lu Ju's kid hurriedly reminded me, "This life and death book can't be shown to outsiders, if you let Lord Yama know that you have read the life and death book, even if you can live to a thousand years old, you have to die now!" ”
Hearing this, I quickly shut my mouth, after all, I haven't lived enough, and my cultivation has only just begun, so I am reluctant to bury myself in the ground for a long time.
"Say it! What to do? "I know that they caught the wrong person, and I am more confident, and now that Lord Yama is standing in front of me, I am not afraid.
"What else can I do, while my body is not yet cold, go back quickly!" Lu Juan closed the life and death book and said helplessly.
"You did something wrong, and you sent me away as soon as you went back? If I'm not mistaken, the Hell Fire Beast belongs to you, right? ”
"Yes, yes, we'll take care of it! Tell you, if you don't go back, you really won't be able to go back! "Lu Ju actually dared to threaten me.
"Remember you owe me a favor, don't you?"
"Remember, but does it matter?"
"This time it's your dereliction of duty, count it as one, and you still owe me two favors. That Hell Fire Beast is one of Lord Yama's mounts, and it actually ran to our Seven Nights for no reason, shouldn't you give a reasonable explanation? ”
"Okay, okay, okay! We'll explain it later! Hurry up, it's too late to walk a little longer! ”
"Humph! Where to go? Don't lead the way, isn't this your territory? I yelled.
"My fault, I'll lead the way!" Lu Juan was afraid that I would make trouble again, so he quickly showed me the way.
On the edge of the Soul Falling Table, there is a long staircase.
"Go, go up and follow the light, and you'll be able to go back."
Lu Juan stood at the bottom and waved to me, "Remember to come and play often after learning to escape!" ”
"Get out!" That was the last thing I said to him as he walked up the steps.
"When I returned to the Yang Realm, Master and Brother hadn't lifted me out of the stone pile, and at that moment I really wanted to leave the Seven Nights! Later, they removed the Hell Beast and rescued me.
After recuperating from the injury for a few days, Master told me that someone from the underworld had apologized, and that someone had maliciously let go of the Hellfire Beast against Qiju, and they would find out about this matter, and they also left the Hellfire Beast in Qisu at Master's request.
I kept it under the mountain spring of Mt. Qiju, and asked me to feed him occasionally. I said, "He almost trampled me to death?" I'm going to feed it? I think my master is a little bit of Alzheimer's.
But his old man said: Don't live with resentment, don't kill with hatred, you can cultivate! That sentence sent me away. ”
"There's no way, after the injury is healed, I can only occasionally bring some Lingzhi Spirit Grass to visit that demon beast. Don't say it, it's quite close to me, and when it sees me, it shakes its head and tail, but I almost get dissipated by its stepping on it, I really don't know what it thinks.
But I don't know what Master thinks, I always think that he left the Hell Beast in the Seven Nights because he wanted to soak in the hot springs. ”
"Hot springs?" Lu Yao asked.
"That's right, the water under the mountain spring has become warm since the Hell Beast was turned off, and the brothers love to go there to take a bath."
"When will I be able to go to Nanjuku?" Su Qiqi pouted Lao Gao after hearing this.
Su Eryi still turned a deaf ear and continued to speak: "After another few decades, when I traveled around the world, I also met Lu Ju a few times, and he still liked to pretend to be an adult, hiding in the corner and getting drunk.
We would occasionally get together, toast and talk about recent events, but he still hasn't repaid those two favors. ”
"Isn't it the time to save Lu Yao?" Li Zhen asked.
"No, it's just a help between friends!" Su Eryi waved his hand, "Lu Yao didn't fall into his hands again, why should I accept his affection?" ”
"It's not early, I'm going to sleep, Lu Yao, you go quickly!" After saying that, he stood up and went back to the house on his own.
"As far as my master's arrogant and eccentric temperament is concerned, Lu Juan can make him a friend." Su Qiqi stuck out his tongue.
"Actually, after listening to these things, I think that when your master was young, his temperament was really the same as yours." Lu Yao sneered.
"Let's get down to business, don't laugh at this and that." Li Zhe also urged.
"Okay, then I'll go first!" After Lu Yao finished speaking, she stood up, turned around and disappeared in place.