The long-lost Lucifer

"The epidemic prevention center respects human rights, and even if the fine is not paid within 100 years, it will not hand him over to the epidemic prevention experiment." According to the set program, the robot responded to Xiao Baoshi's question without saying a word.

The fat man screamed, "A hundred years? It's just that you have paid enough for 100 years, and you have no money to pay, and you have to do epidemic prevention experiments? ”

"Yes, because you are not a criminal offense, there is no sentence, let alone a trial."

Xiao Baoshi gritted his teeth and said to the fat man: "Okay, fat man, you hold on first, I'll go and sell those three space destroyers at the black market price, I have to get you out first." ”

"Loser." Angela squeezed out lukewarmly.

The fat man was not happy: "Hey, do you want to fall into the well like this?" ”

"Defeat your old man's home in Marina City, and in the H291 galaxy, defeat the squad's home, isn't it? In the H291 spaceport, didn't the captain carry it with the local bullies because of you, and finally had to join the expeditionary force to go to Wuxing? Angela doesn't talk much, but once she speaks, it's really not much better than a knife.

Seeing that the words were not pleased, the fat man decisively didn't tear it up with Angela, turned to the robot and asked, "Isn't it?" You have notified my unit of this, and you still have to punish so much? I have never paid the fine myself, but I have to pay the most; Notify the family to come and collect the person, and pay half of it; Notify the unit to come to collect people, do you mean something? ”

"Fat man, it seems that in Binhai City before, you haven't paid a fine, where are you going?" Xiao Baoshi really had a spiritual matrix, but he couldn't react, and asked the fat man in surprise, "I haven't heard of it, smoking fines are also divided into levels, you are ......"

"Ah, okay, captain, if you want to taunt, wait until I go out and then talk about it!"

But that robot just doesn't eat oil and salt, and he doesn't plan to bargain with the fat man at all.

So Xiao Baoshi had no choice but to let the fat man hold on, and went back to sell the three space destroyers through the black market.

"If you sell those three space destroyers through the black market now, it's not bad if you can sell them for three hundred crystal cores." At this moment, a magnetic voice sounded on the side. Then the white wall opened a door, and it was no longer a robot that came out, but the first living person Xiao Baoshi saw after they entered the building.

And an acquaintance, Lucifer.

As soon as he saw Lucifer, the fat man was so excited that he pounced on him and hugged Lucifer's thigh: "Master! I want to kill your old man! ”

Xiao Baoshi's face is really red, the fat man is not an ordinary undisciplined person.

Lucifer said casually, "Isn't that okay?" Even if you want to play Bajie, I didn't ride a white horse, did I? ”

"You have a hundred nuclei, right? Yes? That's it! Fucking eight precepts are eight precepts, brother admits it! The fat man hugged Lucifer's thigh and howled, "Master, in order to find you, the apprentice crossed this long sea of stars, which is much more difficult than ninety-nine eighty-one!" God is pitiful, I can be regarded as finding your old man! ”

Xiao Baoshi simply found a chair and sat down, coughed lightly and said to Lucifer: "I think you'd better agree to give him money." ”

"Why?" Lucifer asked mildly.

But with Xiao Baoshi's words, Lucifer couldn't be gentle: "Don't forget how the fat man attacked you in the first place." ”

At the beginning on the Kryptonian battleship, the fat man was grabbing the gear!

Lucifer looked at the fat man who was hugging his thighs, and immediately tried to throw the fat man out, but the fat man has now opened the third genetic lock, and at this time, he pointed to Lucifer as the last straw, and he would not let go. Even if Lucifer kicked his leg and smashed it down, smashing the fat man hanging on his leg until he vomited, the fat man still said while spitting: "Master, I know you are for my good!" Never leave your old man's house again! ”

"Let it go!" Lucifer is really angry, his orientation is very normal, for the fat man who is used to catching gears, hugging his thighs, it is disgusting.

"Don't let me die, you treat me stupidly? Fuck, I'll be locked up for a hundred years and then caught to do epidemic prevention experiments, if you kill me, forget it, I promise to splash your blood! "Absolute perseverance of the fat man.

Lucifer sighed helplessly, took out a crystal card and handed it to the robot: "I'll pay him a fine." ”

"Thank you." The robot was very polite, swiped a hundred crystal nuclei from the crystal card, and then returned the crystal card to Lucifer, and left directly.

The fat man immediately jumped up and pointed at Angela triumphantly: "How is it?" Do you dare to say that your brother is a loser? Brother didn't toss the team's money! ”

Angela is really speechless, is it possible that the fat man thinks that his dead face behavior is still worth boasting about?

"Fat man, hurry up and stop, it's already embarrassing, okay?" Xiao Baoshi pulled the fat man over and sat down.

However, for Lucifer, Xiao Baoshi didn't give him any good face: "Why should you? What are you doing for the fat man like this? ”

Xiao Baoshi's rotation speed is very fast, and it has nothing to do with the gene lock, but his spiritual matrix, which makes him concentrate on it, and the logic of many questions is sorted out: "You make it clear that you want to give the fat man this money, can't you come out and talk well?" Let's start with that, we're not going to do anything for you this time. ”

"That's right, Captain, let's not have anything to do with him!" The fat man is also similar to the evolution of his face, as if he was hugging his thighs on the ground before and crying bitterly, which has nothing to do with him at all, "This person has a big heart, what is it called?" Yes, I remembered, the plotter is great! ”

Lucifer looked at Xiao Baoshi and the fat man, both with guarded expressions, and smiled helplessly: "It seems that I just helped you solve a problem, right?" He turned his head to look at Angela, nodded and asked, "It's a very right thing for you to leave, and it's also the same as before, and now the big families in the kingdom of heaven should no longer target you, after all, the fallen two-headed star people can't get the allegiance of those protΓ©gΓ©s of your ancestors, whether it is for you or for the kingdom of heaven, it is a good thing." ”

But to Lucifer's surprise, Angela took a step back and sat down with Xiao Baoshi: "Sir, if you have anything, talk to our captain." ”

This former subordinate didn't even want to say a word to him.

"Because Angela knows that you are a person who is difficult to refuse, and your request will cost us dearly." Xiao Baoshi uncovered the truth mercilessly, although there were many machine guards on the side, he didn't care at all, if he really wanted to leave the three of them, Lucifer alone would be enough.

There is no Kryptonian battleship here, and the endless egg-shaped robots can exhaust Lucifer.

"Why do you say it so badly? Last time I taught you how to fight and how to fight ......."

When the fat man heard this, he jumped up: "That's right! So didn't I call you a lot of 'master' just now? There is always a day when this favor will be restored, right? What more do you want? Okay, when you die, the fat man will send you a bouquet of chrysanthemums! ”

"Fat man, don't you want to be a loser, okay? Chrysanthemums can be saved. Xiao Baoshi patted the fat man on the shoulder.

"It's too picky, isn't it?"

"Do you remember when we were on the space ship of the expeditionary force, and there was news that a gang robbed a star cruise ship? That's right, it should be the one in front of you. If at the same time he wasn't teaching us combat and individual tactics, so that the police and military at the spaceport subconsciously thought that he was also like us, the personnel that Lister was preparing to recruit, then he and his companions would not have been able to hide at that time. Am I right? Lucifer. ”

Lucifer smiled and clapped his hands: "You are not wrong at all, but you can't deny that under the circumstances at that time, you can't find a better instructor in combat and individual tactics than me, you have to benefit from it, it's a win-win, isn't it?" I believe that in the process of crossing this long sea of stars and coming here, the skills I have taught you have been put to use in actual combat, saving your lives, no matter what purpose I used to do in the first place, at least what I taught you will not be watery. ”

Just as Xiao Baoshi said, Lucifer is really not an easy person to refuse.

He was very convincing, although he didn't say what he wanted Xiao Baoshi to do, but just from the few words he said, he had successfully attracted the attention of Angela and the fat man.

At the very least, make people willing to listen to what he has to say next.

Let people look forward to what they will get from it.

However, Xiao Baoshi is an exception, and he has a spiritual matrix, so he has a different opinion on this.

"An environment where you can't use the brain, or it's inconvenient to use the brain?" He asked Lucifer this question.

"Not adapted to the entry of large troops."

"Enter the personnel, as much as possible to have nothing to do with the higher civilization, once something unexpected happens, it is better to quickly cut off the relationship."

After Xiao Baoshi finished speaking, he stopped, looking at Lucifer across the table.

And the latter was a little stunned, because he was very clear about Xiao Baoshi's genetic unlocking status, so he was even more surprised that Xiao Baoshi could speculate so many things in such a short period of time.

However, it has been revealed, and Lucifer has no intention of playing pantomime riddles again:

"You're guessing all right."

Xiao Baoshi laughed: "As you said, we learned martial arts and tactics before, and indeed, we couldn't find a better teacher at that time, so we didn't have a choice." But now it's different, we have many options. So, thank you, don't open your mouth. Fat man, Angela, let's go. ”

For someone like Lucifer, the best refusal is not to listen to him.

As long as you listen to it, you will inevitably be moved by him.

But Lucifer still kept smiling, the kind of smile that made Xiao Baoshi want to punch him: "No, you still don't have a choice. ”

"Because the quickest and most effective way back to Earth is the one I am going to offer you now."

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