Chapter 172; I'm dying, I'm going to get promoted
"I want to open it a little, although it seems that the ability defect is a bit big, but maybe there will be unexpected effects in other aspects!" Lu Fang said comfortingly.
"What kind of unexpected effect, is this ability going to give me luck? For example, you can draw a full set of collector's edition Captain America SSR cards at will. Coulson looked up and said with some hope.
"Well, I don't think that's possible." Lu Fang looked at Coulson with some pity, he was sure that this naïve fantasy of Coulson would inevitably be terminated by this newborn fantasy killer.
"But maybe it can make you more popular with women or something." Lu Fang remembered that Coulson had a girlfriend who played the cello. After Melinda's divorce, she has always felt good about Coulson. And recently, the Inhumans seem to be planning to send a representative to S.H.I.E.L.D. like mutants, and this candidate is Skye, and Fury is likely to lose Skye to Coulson.
Thinking about it this way, after this guy adds this BUFF, isn't he going to reach the pinnacle of life?
While the road was thinking, Coulson was once again leaning against the wall like a salted fish, and he needed a moment to digest the information. He almost died, but instead of dying, he became a mutant with an ability, but it turned out to be a pitfall.
Under such ups and downs, Coulson at this time felt as if he was about to see through the red dust!
"By the way, about you becoming a mutant, let's keep it a secret, of course, after this is over, I will go and tell Fury in person." Lu Fang squatted down and said with a serious face.
"Is that so?" Hearing this, Coulson frowned. As Fury's most trusted agent, Coulson should theoretically share this information with Fury immediately.
But Coulson is not an unreasonable and inflexible person, first of all, the road party used this thing to save him, and secondly, for the road party's actions, Coulson still trusts. What's more, now that Loki is about to lead people to invade the earth, even if he tells Fury this information, Fury has time to worry about this, and in the end it will only add useless troubles to Fury.
And when Coulson nodded, Fury had already rushed in at this time, and after the attack was over, he rushed over as soon as he heard the news that Coulson was seriously injured in the face of Loki.
"I'm sorry, sir, I let Loki escape." After seeing Fury, Coulson was about to stand up and report, but was immediately restrained by Fury.
"Don't talk, don't move." Looking at Coulson's clothes, which were completely stained red with blood, Fury immediately said anxiously, and at the same time turned around and began to shout for the doctor.
"Sir, you misunderstood, in fact, I don't need to ······." Coulson tried to refuse, but was stopped by Fury again.
"Don't give up on treatment, stay awake, you can ······." Fury's voice was full of grief and powerlessness, as the head of the secret service, he had seen too many of his subordinates die, so the amount of blood scattered all over the ground, he knew at a glance that it was absolutely hopeless. Fury couldn't even bear to look at the wound under Coulson's clothes, because he already knew how big a wound it would take to cause such a large amount of bleeding.
"Coulson, you have to be tough, don't you always want a promotion and a raise? As long as you live, I can make you the director. Fury said with red eyes.
"Really?" Hearing this, Coulson's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly lay down again.
"Really, I will promote you three levels in a row and hold a funeral at the level of the director of S.H.I.E.L.D." Fury's words made the side of the road roll their eyes, and you asked people to insist, in fact, they have already begun to prepare for the funeral.
"I don't want to be the director, I just want to know my level 8 agent assessment, when I will be able to come down, and how many salary increases I have applied for." Coulson said with a "weak" expression.
"I've approved your Level 8 Agent assessment, as for the salary····· Well? Fury was just concerned about it just now, and after delaying for a while, Fury came back to his senses. As the head of the secret service, he frowned, as if he found that things did not seem to be as simple as he imagined.
"Well, I'll confess, I'm fine." Seeing Fury come back to his senses, Coulson raised his hand and said.
"What's going on? How do you do it. Fury didn't care about this trivial matter, but lifted Coulson's clothes, saw the skin of Coulson's wound that had just grown, and said with a shocked face.
"I don't know how, in fact, after being shot by Loki, I thought I was going to die, until one side gave me a strange liquid." Coulson looked at Coulson.
"That's right, I saved Coulson, he drank something that is the latest gadget we mutants made, you know, we mutants have a lot of strange abilities, and some abilities can achieve unexpected results as long as they are used reasonably." Lu Fang calmly explained.
"That's a pretty nice little thing." Fury glanced at the side of the road with some surprise, then stood up and spoke with a serious face.
"Anyway, you've been a great help this time." Although Fury has seen too many of his men die, he will still feel guilty if Coulson dies here.
"It's okay, Coulson is my friend too." Lu Fang waved his hand and said.
"Fury, I heard that Coulson had an accident, what the hell is going on." At this moment, Tony's voice suddenly came from the stereo above their heads, and at this time, he and the American team had finally finished repairing the turbine set.
And in addition to the road side, among the strange people here, the one who has the best relationship with Coulson is undoubtedly Iron Man Tony.
Coulson······ Woo~! Fury was about to speak, but was directly covered by the passerby.
"Coulson, what's wrong with him?" Tony asked anxiously.
"He's ······ It has been a heroic sacrifice! Taking a deep breath and nurturing emotion, Lu Fang shouted in his most sorrowful voice.
Fury: "→_→"
Coulson: "(⊙_⊙; )”
"What? What the hell is going on, your camera over there is broken, I can't see the specifics. Tony's voice became more anxious.
"It's Loki's hand!" Lu Fang continued sadly.
"We'll be right here." The captain's gloomy voice also came at this time.
"Yifang, what are you doing?" When the speaker stopped moving, Fury immediately asked.
"Didn't do anything? Just helping. "It's just a spread on the side of the road." You should also see that this team is like a plate of loose sand now, so we need to give them a little pressure and motivation, such as hatred~! ”
"That's exactly what you said." Hearing this, Fury was stunned for a moment, and then nodded subconsciously.
"So you know what we're going to do next." Lu Fang looked at Fury with a smile.
"Don't worry, acting is what agents do best." Fury laughed as well.
"That's ······ Not so good. Seeing that the two foxes, one old and one young, had already bought themselves in a laughing and chattering, Coulson had to protest in a whisper, declaring his presence to the two.
"Really? I think you did a pretty good job. Fury turned around and gave Coulson a blank look, which made Coulson subconsciously slap a spirit.
Hmph, deceived my feelings, and you still want to run at this time? You've got to let me pit the others first, or you'll have to wait and see.
"It's alright, Coulson, don't you want Captain America's out-of-print card signature? I don't think there's a better chance than this. Lu Fang said comfortingly at this time.
And Fury and the road side one sing····· Black-faced, coerced and lured by a singing red face, Coulson suddenly came to his senses.
"If you don't die in a catastrophe, you will have a blessing, and the ancients in the East will not deceive me. Do I really want to transship? The out-of-print Captain America SSR deck is just around the corner! ”()