When the two of them arrived in front of the bamboo house, they saw a Taishi chair in the middle of the yard from a distance, and the big black dog was lying on it with Erlang's legs crossed, not to mention how funny it was.

Shao Zhuo was also shocked when he saw the tiger's body, and asked Sun Yu, "Where is this?

Sun Yu: "It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, this is my junior brother." ”

Shao Zhuo looked at Sun Yu sideways, "This dog dares to sit like this, it proves that your master is not here, and the master you are talking about is this junior brother of yours." When he said this, he specially increased the volume.

"Don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong, I didn't mean to lie to you. ”

The two of them arrived at the gate while talking, and when Da Hei saw Sun Yu and Shao Zhuo coming together, he didn't pay much attention to it, but said lazily: "Are you back?" ”

When Sun Yu heard this, he decided to no longer suppress the urge in his heart to hammer it to death. yelled: "It seems that today I must let you know what it means to respect the teacher, the eldest brother is the father" A slap on the head of the big black dog, sparks flew everywhere, Sun Yu felt that he had hit the iron plate, and Sun Yu's hands were a little numb.

The big black dog shouted angrily: "You dare to beat me? ”

The big black dog whined, rushed up and fought with Sun Yu, one person and one dog hit the sky dark, storm dust, Shao Zhuo slowly picked up the things that Sun Yu threw on the ground on the side and put the things on his body on the chessboard, sat on the stool and slowly appreciated this duel that could not see the battle situation clearly, one person and one dog, you punch me, I bite you, you kick me, I bite you, you bite me and I bite you, just like that, Sun Yu is full of tooth marks, his clothes are torn, and the big black dog is even more blue and swollen.

Da Hei has been depressed for a long time, he likes to eat, and his only pleasure is to catch fish, catch game, and chase other animals in the mountains. Lao Dao occasionally only teaches it Taoism to solve his doubts, and no one has been here in the mountains for many years.

Sun Yu was also uncomfortable because of Ziying's depression, and now these two goods vented the unhappiness in their hearts like this, but they didn't kill them.

Sun Yu: "Look at what you bit me, I still have to get a rabies vaccine." ”

Da Hei: "Come on, according to the cultivation sequence, Lao Tzu is now an earth immortal, I don't know where the body is poisonous? The so-called germs have been thrown out by me, including the dirty things on your body, and the impurities have also been eliminated from the body when you broke through the first weight, have you ever been sick for so many years?"

Sun Yu thought about it, he really hadn't been sick, and he hadn't even had the most basic cold.

Then Da Hei spit out a book, ordinary paper, and ordinary pictures from his mouth, and told Sun Yu: "This is a national art, these are all kung fu moves, the master let the two of us practice together, but the master said, these are all moves that will kill people, let you learn the rescue methods in it first, and then learn the moves to kill." ”

Sun Yu heard what the master said, so he took the book and read it carefully, which introduced all the acupuncture points in the human body, the function of each acupuncture point, many acupuncture points are still the key to the life and death of the human body, and he also knew that now was not the time to look at this.

Sun Yu: "I'm hungry, chef, let's go cook." ”

When Shao Zhuo heard this, he almost spit out the tea leaves that he had just drunk in his mouth.

Da Hei shook his strong body, his body was obviously stronger than just after the fight, and he went to the chessboard to slowly check the ingredients, and nodded while checking: "Well, you two boys can, it's very good." ”

The angry Sun Yu and Shao Zhuo gritted their teeth.

After checking it, Da Hei said, "It's okay for you now, just sit and wait for food." ”

After all, the first time we met, Sun Yu was nothing, Shao Zhuo still wanted to help, and reached out to get the food, but he didn't expect Da Hei to be crazy: "Don't move, it's all mine, no one is allowed to move." ”

Shao Zhuo was startled, and he bit it one step too late.

Da Hei placed all the ingredients next to the water tank and pressed the tail of the fish with one paw. The other paw was put on a wooden brush, and the scales of the five fish were scraped clean by dividing them by two, and he shouted back, "You two don't be idle, go and make a fire." ”

Sun Yu and Shao Zhuo hurriedly ran to the stove to make a fire.

Da Hei finished fading the scales of the fish, and caught the hare, and Da Hei's kitchen utensils were empty enough for one of its paws to cover, and the hare was disemboweled, and the entrails were removed, and the bullfrog was peeled, and the vegetables were washed clean.

Shao Zhuo and Sun Yu had nothing to do after they finished their lives, so they looked at Da Hei who was sitting on the ground with their backs to them, Sun Yu sighed with emotion: "The two of them are sitting, watching a dog cook, will we be criticized for animal cruelty when it is passed out." ”

Shao Zhuo didn't answer, just looked at Da Hei quietly, looked at it for a while, and opened his mouth and said, "How do I feel that it's a little kind." ”

Sun Yu: "I want to be a hunter." ”

Shao Zhuo: "Hmm"

I am still sighing about life here, Da Hei has already processed all the ingredients, put the ingredients in the basket and take them to the stove, boil the oil, and put three fish, a pheasant, and a hare on a barbecue grill next to it, and put three fish, a pheasant, and a hare are fried in the pot first, Sun Yu and Shao Zhuo both wanted to know how Da Hei put the condiments, and the two of them followed to the stove to enjoy Da Hei cooking.

Da Hei didn't mind, he explained while making it, the two of them were drooling, Da Hei would use a special spoon when he put the condiments, and shake it evenly on the dishes, the roasted game was charred on the outside and tender on the inside, and the fried dishes were also full of color, flavor and aroma, Sun Yu and Shao Zhuo were both carnivores, Da Hei said: "Don't be idle, bring the dishes to the table"

The two of them hurriedly did it, not to mention that Da Hei was quite fast in cooking, and after a while, more than 10 dishes were all ready.

Da Hei looked at Sun Yu and Shao Zhuo: "Do you still eat rice?" I don't like to do that. ”

Sun Yu: "Okay, okay." 5 fish, 2 plates of bullfrogs, 3 hares, 4 chickens and 5 vegetarian dishes were enough for the three of us. ”

Shao Zhuo also hurriedly answered: "Enough, enough." ”

Da Hei shouted, "Before the meal, I will give you a private treasure of mine"

Sun Yu said, "What is it?"

Da Hei ran to the big tree in the yard, and after a long while, a big pit one meter square appeared in front of the three of them, to see what it was. I stole my master, and I buried them all here before he found out.

Sun Yu and Shao Zhuo probed and saw a large jar more than one person high, buried in it, and the servants worked together to get the big jar up, and the big black patted open the mud seal, and it was full of wine.

Sun Yu looked at Da Hei in surprise: "Didn't you find out that you stole so many wines?"

Da Hei grinned and said: "His gourd is like a bottomless pit, and the wine in it can't be poured out, and I still don't want to steal much." ”

Shao Zhuo looked at this black earth dog who could speak human words, and was completely shocked.

The three of them said in unison: "Let's drink"

The big table in the living room of the three people was full of a large table of dishes, one person had a bowl of wine, and the three of them drank even more dimly, they were full of food and drink, and the two of them were a dog, and they fell asleep in the yard.

The next morning, Shao Zhuo and Sun Yu got up early, and it was a pity that Da Hei saw that there were so many wines in the jar, and he couldn't take them away.

Sun Yu said: "Don't be a pity. ”

Sun Yu touched the big jar with his hand, and the jar of wine disappeared out of thin air, just when Sun Yu wanted to pretend to be forced, the big black dog jumped up and scolded: "You stinky boy, where is my wine." ”

Sun Yu said angrily: "You dare to affect Lao Tzu's glorious moment, and you rushed up and fought with Da Hei." ”

After the fight, Da Hei also noticed the ring on Sun Yu's hand, and asked cautiously, "This is given to you by the master and his old man?"

As soon as Sun Yu heard this, his frightened hair almost stood up, and he hurriedly covered it: "Don't hit the idea of this ring, it's mine." ”

"Cut, isn't it just to ask, as for it."

Sun Yu: "As for"

Shao Zhuo said: "We should go, I will apply to the team for your business, but you have to promise me 3 things before I can take you into the team." ”

Da Hei shook his head: "Say it." ”

"One is not allowed to speak human words when you go out, two must behave like ordinary dogs, and three must listen to me and Xiao Yu in everything. ”

Daikoku: "No problem. ”

In this way, the three of them happily reached a tacit understanding, and stuffed everything that should be taken away into Sun Yu's storage ring, Da Hei also wanted to take the bamboo house away with Sun Yu, Sun Yu thought about it, put his hand on the bamboo house, and used the spiritual power through the ring as a medium, transmitted to the bamboo house to wrap the bamboo house, and then took the spiritual power back to the ring, and found a random place to put the wooden house away, and then withdrew the spiritual power.

Sun Yu said to Shao Zhuo: "Now that the house price is so high, it's cool to bring a house with you."

Shao Zhuo didn't say anything about what happened during this period of time, which had completely subverted his worldview, and if he hadn't experienced it himself, he wouldn't have believed that this kind of thing would happen.

Da Hei shouted, "Whew, Wang...... Departure"

The two of them went down the mountain with a dog, the mountain behind them cracked like a mirror, and then a village appeared when it faded away, and the three of them continued to move forward, and the space behind each step forward would be shattered and disappeared, replaced by a country road, until the fish pond was shattered, Sun Yu said to himself as he walked: "Did some of the other animals in there die like this?"

Da Hei heard: "It's okay, they can't die, it's all fake." ”

Sun Yu and Shao Zhuo looked at Da Hei together and said in unison: "Fake?"

Da Hei said: "Well, the master said that energy will not disappear, it is just the transformation of the form of existence, just like a jar of wine as long as you seal it well, even if you put it in magma, as long as the jar is not broken and does not leak, the wine inside will not evaporate." The planet we are on is one jar after another, and the universe is like a big box that wraps these jars, so everything we eat here is changed by the master with his own spiritual power, and it is not real at all. ”