A corpse thief?

These three words popped into my head.

I asked the white paper kite, "Isn't there a guard at your funeral home at night?" ”

The white paper kite's eyes widened and said, "Who wants to stay in the funeral home at night?" On weekdays, if we don't have a job, no one wants to stay there. After all, this kind of place is still too yin. ”

"Yin Qi is very affecting the Yang Qi of normal people. Of course, people like me are the exception. Normal people, especially at night, if they stay in this kind of place, their body will definitely be affected, and there will be big problems for a long time. ”

I said, "That's weird. The corpse thief must be an insider of your funeral home, right? ”

The white paper kite shook his head and said, "It shouldn't be possible." The key to the morgue is in the hands of the director of the funeral home. If he doesn't want to open the door for you, no one will be able to get into the morgue. So it's all weird. ”

"These guys are so weird, they even steal dead bodies, it's just too perverted. It's a good thing that you come to pick me up every night to get to and from work, or I might have met a corpse thief. ”

I rolled my eyes and said to the white paper kite, "Why don't you ...... Let's stay and see who will steal the dead body from the funeral home, right? ”

The white paper kite glared and said, "Look at the fart!" What if you encounter danger? In the wilderness here, if we really encounter a psychopathic murderer, by the time the police arrive, we will already be cold. Let's go! I really don't know which pervert does such a immoral thing and makes people panic. ”

I said, "I'm just joking with you to let me stay at your funeral home, and I don't want to kill me." ”

The white paper kite snorted and said, "You! You're disgusted with my job right now, aren't you? Chen Mo, you have changed! That's not what you said to me on a blind date? Now that you're engaged, you're becoming unscrupulous, aren't you? ”

I looked at the white paper kite with a confused expression, activated the car keys, pouted and said, "I really can't keep up with your brain circuits." Let's get out of here, shall we? It feels even more eerie at night. ”

The white paper kite suddenly stopped talking, and kept staring at a certain place in the funeral home.

I asked her what was wrong?

She shook her head and said, "Drive away." ”

From her reaction, I could tell that something must have happened to her, otherwise she wouldn't have become so nervous.

After I drove the car a long way away from the funeral home, the white paper kite breathed a sigh of relief and said to me, "Just now I saw a person in white clothes floating directly into the funeral home. ”

Her words made my whole body cold in an instant, and a cold chill flowed from head to toe.

The white paper kite said: "Chen Mo, I recently heard that there is a steamed bun shop whose steamed buns are super delicious, and they are about to become an Internet celebrity shop." Let's take this opportunity to try it together, shall we? It is said that the steamed bun shop is super popular. ”

I smiled and said, "Okay! Then let's go eat tonight! ”

The white paper kite excitedly hugged me on the cheek and kissed me, saying, "I love you to death!" ”

I went to the Internet celebrity bun shop she was talking about.

The name of the steamed bun shop is quite gimmicky, saying that this steamed bun is comparable to human meat buns, delicious and delicious.

I couldn't help but shake my head, come up with this kind of gimmick, no wonder it will become an Internet celebrity steamed bun shop, what is surprising is that there are so many people queuing up to buy this kind of gimmick.

I was at the back of the line with the white paper kite, and I was very happy to see the people in front of me buying fragrant buns.

A few people who finished buying it, took the bun and sniffed it on their noses and said, "Hmm! It smells so good! ”

The person who bought it first took a bite of the bun, and the juice inside splashed out.

I don't know if I had the illusion of watching it for too long, but I saw that the squirting out of the delicious bun just now was actually human blood!

I shuddered, stared, and was too frightened to speak.

At this time, the white paper kite and I heard a fat female fat man in front of us, and said to the boss, "I want all the rest of the buns!" ”

Then the boss said to the people at the back of the line, "Excuse me. Today's buns are all sold out. ”

The white paper kite said with a lost face: "What a pity! It's almost time for us, we haven't eaten it, I'm not happy! ”

And for some reason, I'm glad I never ate such a bun. I don't know why, but I always feel that there is something wrong with the steamed buns in this steamed bun shop.

However, seeing that the white paper kite was so frustrated, I still didn't want her to run for nothing, and I happened to see a Korean-style barbecue restaurant opposite the steamed bun shop.

I said to her, "I didn't eat the buns, why don't we go and eat the barbecue?" I heard that this Bull Demon King barbecue restaurant is very popular in Sufu City, and there are several branches, but I haven't tried it yet. ”

Seeing that I was still willing to take her to eat, the white paper kite smiled and said, "Okay, okay!" Husband, you're so nice! ”

I was stunned, why did the white paper kite suddenly call me a title? But...... We've been engaged for a while, and it doesn't seem like a problem for her to call it that.

Just as I was leaving the bun shop with the white paper kite, I suddenly saw a human skin face hanging inside the bun shop, which looked eerie and terrifying, and was particularly conspicuous.

I also saw the owner of the steamed bun shop suddenly have a sinister smile on his face, looking at the scattered customers, glancing at the butcher in the kitchen, and laughing at each other.

This scene made me shudder and feel creepy!

I didn't dare to tell the white paper kite about the scene I saw in the steamed bun shop just now, I just told the white paper kite not to eat the steamed buns in that steamed bun shop in the future.

The white paper kite blinked and asked me why?

I can't really say why, but it's a feeling like a sixth sense.

I said I didn't know, anyway, I didn't think it was good to eat the steamed buns from that steamed bun shop.

The white paper kite said that she knew, so she followed me into the barbecue restaurant, and the two of us ordered a lot of barbecue and ate it with relish.

Halfway through the meal, the white paper kite glanced at WeChat and suddenly said to me: "My parents said to let me take you home for a meal, and after the two of us got engaged, we haven't been back to my house." ”

White Paper Kite's words made me slightly stunned, as if I hadn't seen her parents since I got engaged to White Paper Kite.

Since my mother-in-law has spoken, I can only be respectful and obey.

I said okay, wait until the end of the week, right? The shop is still very busy on weekends.

The white paper kite said, "Haven't you already found two people to help?" Why can't you get busy? ”

I didn't dare to tell the white paper kite what happened to the Buddhist shop, so I had to say perfunctorily: "Because something has happened in the Buddhist shop recently, I have to deal with it, and it is a relatively important matter." ”

The white paper kite nodded and said, "Okay then!" Then you must remember when you are done with it. They're all looking forward to your return. ”

I said yes, and after sending the white paper kite home, I followed it back.

It's just that on the way back, I felt a sudden tingling sensation in my eyebrows......