689, Thor VS humanoid
Goofy's refusal was incomprehensible to Thor, and he now just wanted to get out of the sick place of Saka as soon as possible.
"Why? Goofy, why? What more could you want from Saka? There was nothing here except an old neurotic older than Odin!! β
Gao Fei smiled and comforted Thor: "Calm down, Thor, calm down, Saka Star is not as useless as you say, we have come all the way here, we have to take some benefits before leaving, right?" β
"Oh...... I really don't understand you! "But I'm tired of this life, and I hate being killed in the gladiatorial arena like an ornamental animal by a bunch of aliens...... Do you know who my opponent is tonight? It's a humanoid guy, and he's so disgusting that I want to throw ......up when I see him."
Just as Thor was about to persuade Goofy to take him away quickly, the Saka soldiers outside shouted impatiently, "Hey! Terrible! Have you picked your weapon? You're about to play! What the hell are you rubbing? β
Thor glared angrily: "Damn, Lao Tzu's name is Thor!" Thor! Is the name hard to remember? You stupid guys! Stupid with insufficient brain capacity! β
However, although Thor didn't suffer a loss, he didn't dare to continue to choose in the armory, he pointed to a small device around his neck, and said helplessly to Gao Fei: "I'd better go out first, otherwise they should use this guy to power me again...... Damn, the dignified Thor is actually afraid of electricity, what an irony, huh? β
Goofy smiled and patted him on the shoulder: "Come on, man, I wish you a successful start tonight." β
Thor waved MjΓΆlnir in his hand: "With my hammer with me, I'm not afraid of any monster!" β
With that, he turned around and left the arsenal with his head held high.
In order not to arouse Valkyrie's suspicions, Goofy continued to choose among the arsenals, and he chose a very pompous armor for himself, which had a huge beast head decoration on its chest and two extremely long spines sticking out of its shoulders, which looked very scary.
As for weapons, Goofy chose a heavy axe, Thor had previously said that Goofy was well suited to using a weapon with great destructive power such as an axe, and Goofy decided to follow his advice this time.
After coming out of the arsenal, Valkyrie was already jumping to his feet in a hurry.
"Hurry, hurry, Goofy! The first game is about to begin! Both humanoids and Thor have already appeared. β
Walking out of the soundproofed arsenal, Goofy heard the sound of a tsunami of support from the audience outside. Most of them are still shouting the previous gladiatorial arena champion "humanoid", and only a few are shouting the name "Thor".
"Looks like the humanoids are calling for a higher voice, huh?" Goofy said with a smile.
Valkyrie shook his head: "No way, who made Thor a novice!" However, he has recently won five consecutive victories, which can be regarded as a good performance. If he can beat humanoids tonight, then his fans will surely become even more ......"
As he spoke, Valkyrie took a shortcut with Goofy to the top of the Colosseum, where a small spaceship was docked, which Goofy recognized as Valkyrie's car.
"Go up, I'll take you to the Supreme Audience!" Valkyrie laughed, tugging at Goofy's arm to take him to the ship.
After the two of them got on the spaceship, Valkyrie drove the spaceship directly to the diagonal top of the gladiatorial arena, and from this position, the gladiatorial arena had an unobstructed view.
"How? What do you think? Isn't this location absolutely stunning? Valkyrie said excitedly, pulling a small Xiaoice box from the spaceship and opening the refrigerator, which was filled with all kinds of drinks.
"What do you want to drink?" Valkyrie himself took a bottle of sparkling wine and pushed the fridge to Goofy.
"Thanks, I don't need it." Goofy declined, his eyes looking down at the arena beneath his feet.
At this time, Gao Tianzun, the founder of the gladiatorial competition, had completed his pre-game warm-up speech, and Thor and the humanoid body had stepped into the ring one after another, and Thor Goofy was already very familiar with it, so he didn't pay too much attention to it, but the humanoid Goofy was seeing it for the first time, so it was inevitable to take a few more looks.
In addition to looking like the Dota hero Void Mask, the humanoid body also looks a bit like a full-fledged mammoth, and there is another character that is very similar to the humanoid - that is, the white elephant in the three brothers in the TV series version of "Journey to the West".
In short, as soon as this guy showed his face, Goofy had serious psychological and physical discomfort, and he even wanted to jump down and help Thor kill this thing directly.
Thor in the gladiatorial arena clearly thought the same thing, and the hammer of Thor in his hand had already spun like a propeller.
"I'll bet 100 Thor will win." At this time, Valkyrie smiled and said, "The weapon in his hand is too powerful." β
"So I can only bet on Thor to end the fight in ten minutes?" Gao Fei said, "The hero sees the same thing, and I also think that monster with a long nose is no match for Thor." β
Before the words fell, the humanoid body had already taken the lead in attacking, but unfortunately Thor's hammer was too fierce, and the backhand blow was mainly anti-guest, directly knocking the humanoid to the ground.
"Oh!!"
There was a sizable burst of exclamations from the audience, apparently unaware that most of the audience had not expected the androids to be knocked out by Thor's move.
However, the humanoid's ability to resist blows is also very good, he quickly got up and fought back, his size is much larger than Thor, at least three Thor are the size, he used his size advantage to pounce on Thor with a move "Tarzan Top", and successfully covered him.
At the same time, the humanoid began to secrete a large amount of mucus from the surface of the skin, and this mucus poured down towards Thor, and Thor was almost disgusted to vomit at the sight of this scene.
Even Goofy, who was very far away from the ring, was a little nauseous, as if he could smell the stench of mucus from his humanoid body.
"That's too sick, isn't it? Is he going to disgust someone? β
Goofy asked with a frown.
Valkyrie laughed: "This is the ability of humanoids, this move is his nirvana." However, I have to admit that Thor can force him to use his nirvana so quickly, which is already very good. β
At this time, Goofy noticed that the audience and friends of Saka seemed to have a very deformed aesthetic, and such a disgusting move of the humanoid actually caused a full house.
They frantically shouted humanoid names, as if applauding his skills.
"Humanoid!"
"Humanoid!"
"Humanoid!"
"Humanoid!"
Goofy is simply fascinated, what kind of audience are they.
And at this moment, Thor who was standing in the ring was about to collapse, and countless viscous liquids fell from his head, which were not only smelly and sticky, but also corrosive.
"Oh, damn it...... This disgusting big bug! β
"I'll stone you!"
With a roar of rage, Thor swung Mjellnir and slammed it upward, the humanoid covering his body was instantly smashed away, and the viscous liquid was frantically thrown around.
Several aliens in the front row of the audience were originally watching with relish, but they were accidentally hit by humanoid mucus, and their skin instantly ulcerated and collapsed, and the severe pain made them faint on the spot.
Not all of them have the skin that the Asgardians are weary.
Thor pouted apologetically: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to......"