"Poet, what are you doing?"

On that sweltering evening, when my brother Zou Jian called me on my phone, I was sitting in my study sweating and sulking.

"The heart has nothing to rely on, there is no love." I told him in frustration.

"Pumped by my wife again?" Zou Jian sneered on the phone. I can imagine his gloating face.

I didn't bother to pay attention to him and hung up the phone.

Indeed, just now, my wife Die walked into my study without saying a word and turned off the air conditioner in my room, "Think about it, how much electricity will be wasted when this air conditioning is turned on day and night!" She barely looked at me, yelling at the air conditioner.

I looked at her, and it was a face that I had once known and loved so much, but now it was so strange and so annoying. I know that she deliberately found fault with me because I didn't go to work, and I knew that she was embarrassed and humiliated me because I decided to write poetry. I didn't speak, just shook my head helplessly. I really didn't want to say a word to her, and I didn't have the heart to argue with her, I just felt disheartened and tired.

She snapped the door shut and rushed out.

"Let's go downstairs, I'm at the door of your community." Zou Jian called again.

"What's the matter?" I asked in annoyance.

"Go to the Blue Breeze Coast for a drink." He said.

"Not interested!" I say.

He laughed twice on the other end of the phone, and his voice was a little obscene, "Go, go and see a beautiful woman, and you can also find some inspiration by the way." ”

I remembered that this guy had told me the other day that there was a new bar on the Blue Wind Coast Bar Street, and the owner was a young and beautiful girl, who used to be an actress in the Island City Cabaret Troupe, and opened a bar after quitting her job. Not long ago, Zou Jian met her at a dinner. "She's still single!" Zou Jian flashed a sly look, "I feel like she's a little interesting to me...... Come with me to have a look. Zou Jian said.

I know in my heart that this guy is always self-inflicted.

Anyway, the mood is already bad, and the poem can't be written, so it's better to go out for a walk. With this in mind, I turned off my computer, came out of my study, changed my shoes in the living room, and went downstairs.

Zou Jian's new Daben stopped domineeringly on the sidewalk on the main road at the entrance of my community. In the sunset, a tall kapok tree is blooming with a tree of bright flowers, and Zou Jian, who is wearing a flower shirt and combing his's head, is standing under the flower tree and talking on his mobile phone. Seeing me coming, he nodded to me and shouted into the other end of the phone, "Don't say it, don't talk about it, let's talk in Lao Tzu's office tomorrow!" ”

I climbed into the car and sat in the back seat, my head hanging down.

"As soon as I saw your death, I knew that I had been repaired by my wife again." Zou Jian started the car while squirming at me.

I looked wordlessly at the flashing kapok trees by the window, and the trees were covered with blood-colored kapok.

"Your marriage...... Zou Jian sighed, "I don't even want to get married." ”

"Don't annoy." I scolded.

"You just don't know what to do," Zou Jian turned around, smiled at me, and said, "What is brother?" It's when you're sad, take you to see a beautiful girl. ”

The island city is not big, drive through a few streets, wait for a few red lights, and then turn two corners, and the Blue Wind Coast Bar Street will be there.

Parking the car in a long white lattice on the side of the road, Zou Jian familiarly led me into the Shiyuan bar.

It was a somewhat avant-garde bar with a 100-square-meter bay and a European-style open-air terrace. The black-and-white checkered card seat floats with dappled light and shadow, the surrounding walls are graffiti with a group of male and female dancers shaking their heads and cracking their teeth, and the melancholy and confused song of an exotic girl swirls in the room: "Let...... to be…… let to be……”

As soon as we sat down, a handsome waiter came over with a delicate wine list, "What are you two gentlemen doing?" ”

"Let's have a boss!" Zou Jian blurted out.

I burst out laughing. Zou Jian realized that he had made a mistake, his face turned red, and he hurriedly said to the waiter, "Call your boss lady." Zou Jian raised his left hand, and the gold watch on his wrist flashed countless golden lights in the light.

"Sister Qing is not in the store." The waiter had obviously seen too many of these ostentatious guests, and said with a smile.

Zou Jian looked extremely dissatisfied, and muttered: "What's the matter, just became the boss, and he didn't keep the store, it's too disrespectful!" ”

I thought that this pickled girl would not know the height of the sky as soon as she was crazy, so I took the waiter's sprinkler sheet, looked at it, and said to the waiter: "This gentleman is a fan of your boss lady, and he came to your boss lady to ask for an autograph." In this case, start with two barrels of German stout, plus a plate of island cashew nuts, and the draught beer should be chilled. ”

The waiter is gone.

Zou Jian was crooked in the sofa, looking lost, "I'm looking for her to sign it?" I'm a fan of her? What do you mean by not seeing you every time you come? He shouted.

"Don't pretend, who do you really think you are? Do you really think that all the women in the world are yours? I scoffed.

"Lao Tzu is the fifth king of diamonds in the island city!" He sat up straight, smiled evilly, and replied, "You bird poet sealed." ”

"You can change the name, let's call it Island City Thief." I laughed.

The waiter brought beer and cashew nuts, poured two glasses, said "Sir, slow use", and politely stepped back. Zou Jian said to me: "Look at this service, in the end, the boss is an actor, and he is exquisite." ”

I don't think so, the good service here has something to do with the boss's actor's background? I looked at the beer glasses and was stunned for a moment, they have a strange shape, like papaya, like a woman's **.

Zou Jian picked up the cup, took a sip, and then, leaning over, approached me, and said, "This cup is interesting, right?" I smiled and said, "It's kind of interesting." Zou Jian said: "Then let me tell you something more interesting - the day before yesterday, I encountered an unlucky thing......

I picked up my glass and took a sip, it didn't taste good. I smiled at Zou Jian and said, "Say, I know that you are also unlucky, and I am happy." ”

"I met a ghost!" Zou Jian looked serious and said to me, "A female ghost! ”

"You call women ghosts?" I glared at him and teased him, "No wonder you can't find a wife, you're single." ”

Zou Jian rolled his eyes at me and continued: "I went to Pearl Mall to buy a pair of shoes, and I met a girl in the elevator," Zou Jian looked at me and paused, "That girl is really beautiful, I don't know how to write poetry, anyway, she is so beautiful that she can be described in poetry." ”

I was always unimpressed by his evaluation of women, and I said, "In your eyes, a sow is also the most beautiful." ”

Zou Jian shook his head, looked serious, and said, "It's really beautiful." He looked around, lowered his voice and said to me, "When you see her, she will be congested all over her body, and she can't control her cock at all, so I can't wait to take her to the house immediately." ”

I said, "Okay, I hope you don't have these nasty reactions in the elevator – go ahead, get to the point." ”

Zou Jian took a sip of coffee, cleared his throat, and spoke.

There were just two of them in the elevator. He accosted her, and she responded generously. The two chatted for a few words and then exchanged phone calls. Then, Zou Jian went to the third floor to buy shoes, and the girl went to the fifth floor to visit the women's area.

After Zou Jian bought the shoes, he tried to call the girl's mobile phone, and it worked-

"Beauty, where are you?"

"I'm still on the fifth floor!"

Zou Jian held the mobile phone, first with a sincere face, saying that although he met him in a hurry, she left a very good impression on him, and then, he asked her on the phone with a hippie smile: "Can you invite you to the 58th floor for coffee?" ”

The girl hesitated for a moment on the other end of the phone, then grinned and said, "That place is so high-class, I haven't been to it before!" ”

"Then go sit down."

"When?"

"It's better to choose a day than to hit the day, just now." Zou Jian smiled with a whimsical smile.

"I just met, so I'm going to drink coffee, okay?"

"What's that, what age!" Zou Jian added, "Don't worry, there are no bad guys in broad daylight!" ”

The girl squeaked and squirmed and didn't accept it, but she couldn't withstand Zou Jian's enthusiasm and stalking, and finally agreed.