Weapon system 6, pit entry (1)
Zhang Mingjing jumped out of bed when he heard this, and rushed out of the room with a shout, "Zhang Yiyi, which play are you going to sing?" ”
"I don't think you're reading material, now that your age and opportunity are just right, it's better to follow Lao Tzu to the Taoist world as soon as possible."
"Dao Realm, I think it's just your Dao Realm, right?!" Zhang Mingjing shouted angrily, "You want to pull me in to make up the numbers, right?" ”
"What? A little Taoist began to look down on Lao Tzu? ”
Zhang Mingjing still wanted to express his dissatisfaction at this time, Xiao Nuxia also came to fool, she said, "Didn't your head teacher say it?" To choose and develop according to your child's own strengths and hobbies, you don't necessarily have to go to college, it's not bad to go to a vocational skills college, aren't you the kind that is suitable for vocational skills? ”
Zhang Mingjing asked in horror, "You two don't want to send me to the Dao Academy, do you?" ”
But listen to Xiao Nuxia continue, "Speaking of professional skills! Which one do you prefer? You haven't figured it out yourself to this day, have you? I've discussed it with Zhang, and I think you might be suitable for drawing talismans and catching ghosts and fortune telling. ”
"I'll go! Do you two actually want your son to be a god, or a human? Zhang Mingjing suddenly became angry again.
Zhang Yiyi and Xiao Nuxia turned a blind eye to his anger.
Xiao Nuxia then said, "This profession is good! As long as he works two hours a day, and the rest of the time is freely distributed, there are basically no industry competitors, and his income is comparable to that of senior executives of state-owned enterprises. ”
When Zhang Mingjing heard this, half of his anger was immediately extinguished.
Zhang Yiyi also said at this time, "So I have a lot of events to teach you the Tao, and you still have a lot to learn!." ”
When Zhang Mingjing heard this, his anger immediately rose again, but before he could complain, Xiao Nuxia immediately put out his fire completely with a word, she said, "You are already seventeen, and you will be eighteen in a few months, if you can earn some money in these two years, you can also buy a house and move out as soon as possible." ”
Zhang Mingjing thought to himself, "Leaving this home, that's so good!" ”
He felt that he had lived in this house for seventeen years, like a little bird who had been imprisoned by Zhang Yiyi and Xiao Nuxia for seventeen years.
He had wanted a pair of wings to fly away from this invisible cage, and these wings were banknotes!
When he heard Xiao Nuxia say this, he silently returned to his room and sent a voice message to the head teacher.
At this time, Xiao Nuxia and Zhang glanced at each other, and the two showed weird smiles, the trick succeeded!
Since Zhang Yiyi helped people tell fortunes, he knew that he didn't have much hard power, so he always only took the work of fortune-telling and drawing talismans to exorcise ghosts, and never did the thing of catching demons, because if he was not careful, he would be injured and hospitalized, and he would be killed!
In the past two days, Zhang Mingjing has shown extraordinary abilities, allowing him to redefine himself and this family.
No, he set a house number yesterday morning, and hung it at the door of his house in the afternoon, with the words "Xiuzhen Family" written on it.
Fortunately, Xiao Nuxia is only a first-year junior high school graduate, not only can't distinguish the absurdity, but also thinks it's quite lofty, so she lets him do whatever he wants.
Zhang Mingjing is a high school student, his heart is slightly bright, he didn't speak, and he has already complained fiercely in his heart, "I'm a lot older, and I'm more unrestrained than a primary school student!" ”
Besides, the so-called demons are actually some mutated animals, mainly mice, cats and dogs, and occasionally meet other kinds.
Because the mutation is extremely ferocious, the speed and strength have increased several times compared to before the mutation, and there are some terrible bacteria in the mouth, so the danger is quite high.
Their mutation occurs suddenly after the sun loses half of its heat, and although the police are responsible for dealing with it, in the eyes of some superstitious people, it is not so simple.
They believe that the sudden change of the sun is the work of demons, and these animals are naturally a kind of demons.
Zhang Yiyi has a deeper understanding of this, he thinks that these are the vanguard of the demon clan, and they are here to test the ability of our human beings, and the real big demon is still behind.
For a while, he was still preaching this point of view everywhere, but he was arrested by the police station three times, and the neighborhood office also visited his home several times, and finally he stopped lying and confusing the public.
These mutated animals break into the homes of superstitious people, they dare not speak out, for fear that others will chew their tongues and ruin their reputation and feng shui in the future, so they will spend a lot of money to find some so-called underground demon hunters.
Seven or eight months ago, there were still many bold people who would make this money, and there were even a lot of such small advertisements on the Internet for a month, but then those so-called demon hunters were injured and died, and no one dared to do it anymore.
After breakfast, Zhang Mingjing followed Zhang Yiyi and Xiao Nuxia to catch demons, and he didn't expect that he would be uncontrollable in this industry from now on.
They soon arrived at the customer's house, and before entering the door, Zhang Yiyi repeatedly instructed him, "I will put on my Taoist clothes and stand behind me with Xiao Nuxia, I just chant the mantra, and when I see the little demon, I will shout the words 'look at the demon mirror', you just raise the mirror and aim at it, and then lean your finger against the demon mirror and then emit divine light, so that people think that it is shot from the demon mirror, and you will make it thin, do you understand?" ”
"Understood!"
Before entering the door, Zhang Mingjing had already read that the so-called demon was actually a mutated big mouse, and the hair on his body was like porcupine thorns, and he was locked in the toilet by the family.
Zhang Yiyi set up a small dojo three meters outside the toilet, Zhang Mingjing felt that the distance was too close, Zhang Yiyi disagreed.
Zhang Yiyi was dressed in a Taoist robe, holding a peachwood sword in his hand, his mouth was full of words and burned a few talismans, so he sat down cross-legged and began to recite the demon exorcism mantra with all his heart.
Zhang Mingjing stood behind him with a demon mirror in his hand, ready at all times, his heart was extremely nervous, and his palms were already full of sweat.
Xiao Nuxia was responsible for pressing the handle of the toilet door with a long stick, and once Zhang Yiyi gave the order, she immediately opened the door to release the demon.
She was also nervous, the stick was shaking, and Zhang Yiyi gave her a secret look several times.
The client's family stood at the table, nervous and excited to wait for the results.
Finally, Zhang Yi shouted, "Open the door~!" ”
As soon as Xiao Nuxia's pair of fat hands pressed, the door opened, but the little demon did not rush out immediately.
Zhang Mingjing read that the little demon was standing at the door waiting for an opportunity, and seemed to be still listening to Zhang Yiyi's mantra.
Although Zhang Yiyi was chanting a spell at this time, his mind was staring at the door, and he was also afraid.
He is not only afraid of this little demon, if today's battle is completed, his career can not only go to a higher level, but more importantly, he can successfully bring Zhang Mingjing into this industry, but if he loses, then the country he fought before will also collapse.
Zhang Mingjing's attention was on the little demon, and when he read that the little demon's heart began to beat faster, he felt that it was about to rush out, and he didn't realize that his calf muscles began to tremble, and he leaned his fingers that were about to shoot against the frame of the demon mirror.
Sure enough, the little demon suddenly rushed out with a black shadow; Then, pounced on Zhang Yiyi.
Zhang Yiyi was so frightened that he immediately shouted, "Look at the demon mirror~!" ”
said that it was too late and that was fast, Zhang Mingjing Before Zhang Yiyi's words fell, a light from his finger had already hit the so-called little demon.
The little demon suddenly turned into a two-dimensional membrane and slowly landed half a meter in front of Zhang Yiyi.
"It's just half a meter!" Zhang Yiyi complained in his heart and exhaled deeply; Then, he quickly adjusted his painting style and shouted to the customer with a smug face, "That's it, come and see this beast!" ”
The family jumped off the table one after another, scrambling to come up to observe, and they were all shocked to see that the thinning demon's eyes were still rolling.
Zhang Mingjing read their heartbeats and expressions, and felt that their current psychological shadow area was dozens of times larger than before the demon hunt, and he was secretly amused, thinking to himself, "It's better not to catch it, and directly ask the police to shoot it down." ”
If this battle is successful, Zhang Yiyi's fame will naturally spread out, and Zhang Mingjing can be regarded as successfully entering this industry, but Zhang Mingjing doesn't value these, what he values is money, and he can be independent with money!
He saw that the customer stuffed 10,000 yuan for Zhang Yiyi, and stuffed 2,000 yuan red envelopes for him and Xiao Nuxia each, and he was so excited in his heart! It seems to have completely broken through the oppression of thirty-five yuan.
Afterwards, he made it clear that he wanted to give up school and follow the Tao.
In the five-dimensional space, when the elders received this information, they were not amused, but they were also discussing.
"We can't let Zhang Mingjing use his superpowers so indiscriminately, right?"
"These abilities are already his, and how he likes to use them is his business, we just have to ask him to help us get down to business."
"And what if he uses these powers to do evil?"
"Then we'll talk about it then!"
It seemed difficult for the elders to reach an agreement, and at this time Elder A said, "I don't think he is very skilled in the use of these abilities now, and he can also be trained to catch 'demons', and in a few days, when he is comfortable using these superpowers, he can be given a task." ”