Chapter 8: The Bed

Seeing another bed slab spirit appear in the room, the mutated and violent bed slab spirit became even more stunned.

"Mirror, son?"

A pair of arms stretched out from the body of the bed board spirit and grabbed at the bed board spirit that suddenly appeared.

"Oops, we just met, why are we fussy and hateful!"

Who knew that the bed board spirit actually showed the twisting posture of a little woman.

"Gott~"

Momo almost didn't spit it out.

She knew that this new bed board spirit was Fang Xiang.

"You, yes, who?"

Fang Xiang disappeared, there was one more of the same kind, and the bed board spirit also returned to normal.

"Me, have you forgotten? Thirty years ago, on the shore of Daming Lake, we boated on the lake together, holding hands side by side, watching the sunrise and enjoying the sunset, and lived a happy life. How can you forget? ”

Fang Xiang expects Ai Ai to say a lot of things, and she is alive and well with the image of an infatuated woman who has been abandoned by a negative man. He is not afraid of the bed board fine demolishing at all, because the bed board fine memory is really bad.

Momo couldn't stand it, so she endured the vomiting sensation and returned to the system space.

"No, remember, yes." The bed board replied expressionlessly.

"No, I don't believe it! Is your head caught in the door? Yes, it must be so, so you have amnesia.

It's okay, I'll be with you to remind you of everything, and if you can't remember, then we'll start over, we're always going to be together anyway. ”

Fang Xiang said a lot of words, and he didn't know how many bloody romantic dramas he usually watched, so he had such an accumulation of materials.

After speaking, without waiting for the bed board spirit to react, he walked up to the other party, held the outstretched hand of the bed board spirit, and landed an affectionate kiss on his face.

"Oh."

After the bed board was finished, he didn't speak or move, and looked at Fang Xiang's eyes in a daze.

This, this reaction is too bland, Brother Bedboard, you know? If you're human, you're a lonely life!

"Let me tell you about our past! Maybe you'll remember. Fang Xiang began to talk to himself.

"Thirty years ago, on a dark and windy night, I was chased and killed by the enemy, ran all the way to the shore of Daming Lake, and fell into the lake with a stumble.

It was you, who jumped into the lake without hesitation, rescued me from dying, beat away the bad guys, and took good care of me for many days. It was a fairy-like day! ”

Fang Xiang's face was filled with a happy smile, and he didn't know if he was too deep in the play, or if he was revealing his true feelings. Isn't there a saying that after being single for a long time, you even feel beautiful when you look at the old sow?

"However, the good times didn't last long, the village tyrant in our village found my traces, he has been coveting my beauty, naturally refusing to let me go, and coercing and seducing me in all kinds.

I don't want you to be affected, quietly run away from home, I didn't expect this farewell to be thirty years, during which I never gave up looking for you, the sky has eyes, today I finally see you again! ”

Fang Xiang's voice was a little choked, maybe this is the essence of the drama.

In order to cry sadly, in order to complete the trick task, he endured it, Fang Xiang really used the power of the wilderness to make up the story, and wanted the bed board spirit to shed sad tears for this touching love.

"No, India, elephant", the bed board essence was still unmoved.

"It's okay, you don't remember, we'll get acquainted again!"

Fang wanted to start another plan immediately, but the honest man fell in love with the scumbag girl but was abandoned, and then shed sad tears.

"Hello, my name is Bed Fangfang." Fang Xiang smiled widely.

Fang thought that this change of face was completely comparable to the day in June.

"Bed, Fang, Fang?"

"You can also call me Little Fairy."

"Little, fairy, female."

"Brother, your name is so good!"

Why didn't the bed board introduce itself? It's normal, he doesn't know anything.

"You're lonely here, aren't you?"

"Lonely, lonely?"

It's clear that the bedboard doesn't know what loneliness is.

"Loneliness is that you are alone, no one to talk to and chat with, no one to sleep with you."

Fang wanted to talk nonsense in a serious way, pretending to be inadvertent, and used his bed board body to slap the other party twice.

Hehe, men are the same, I sacrifice hue, I don't believe I can't open your heart.

"Sleep, sleep, I, may, take."

"Small, fairy, female, sleep, sleep."

Fang Xiang's inner joy was about to overflow, and sure enough, seduction was king.

Fang Xiang's entire body pressed towards the bed board, but he was halfway by the bed board and changed direction, and now he is lying next to the bed board.

Fang Xiang was a little messy, and he made up his mind to throw himself into his arms, and he did everything without discipline, but as a result, the bed board was just sleeping.

Oh my God, what is the structure of the bed brother's brain? I don't understand, this is simply an SSS-level model in self-cleanliness.

Fang Xiang lay next to him, and used his little arms and legs to touch the bed board essence, this is not a seduction, Fang Xiang is afraid that it will fall asleep, it is worth being happy that the bed board spirit has been in a state of open eyes under Fang Xiang's tossing, and has not fallen asleep.

Fang Xiang's brain was running rapidly, sad, sad, making the bed board spirit sad, problem, this bed board spirit, completely a saint posture without desire, helpless.

Thinking that he didn't have much time on his own, and the disguise could only last for an hour, he was desperate, really desperate.

"Bedboard is such a boring guy!" Fang Xiang originally just wanted to mutter in his heart, but he didn't expect to say it.

"None, talk?"

The slats apparently didn't know what it meant to be bored.

"Hey, what do you know what I say? Wood! ”

Fang Xiang raised his hand and knocked on the head of the bed board spirit.

After knocking on Fang Yuan, I regretted it, it won't go berserk again!

As a result, Fang thought about it too much, and the bed board spirit was stunned and motionless, this guy probably didn't even know what to do.

Fang Xiang looked at the bed board spirit affectionately, and said softly: "Brother, what do you know?"

He finally understood why this tricky task was set up as a hidden mission, no wonder people always said that those who react slowly, you are such a wood!

"I, understand, what?"

The bed board spirit's eyes changed instantly.

It seemed a little lonely on its face.

"I, understand, what?"

"Got it, what?"

The bedboard spirit whispered there, but Fang Xiang's heart jumped up.

Weaknesses have been discovered!

This guy is slow to react, and if it is made to realize this, it will be sad.

Fang Xiang made up his mind and pushed the bed board away.

"Hmph, you don't understand anything!"

He stretched out his hand and pointed it at the other party, his face full of disdain.

"You don't know why you're here, you don't know loneliness, it's because you're lonely, you don't understand feelings, it's because no one talks to you about feelings, so even if you become a jing, it's still no different from an ordinary bed board!"

Sure enough, the bed board spirit's eyes changed, and its eyes flickered slightly, which was different from the feeling of being stunned before.

It works!

Add another fire!

"You don't even know why you don't! To put it bluntly, you don't understand the meaning of existence at all, you just exist for the sake of being! ”

"You, you, I'......"

As the bedboard spirit spoke, his breath began to become heavy.

"What are you, I still know!"

Fang Xiang pointed out the door: "You took those students captive because you were used to having people lying on you, and then you were sealed up here and left alone, so you had nothing to do but sleep!" ”

He pretended to be indignant: "You are really ashamed of our bed board spirit!" ”

"Meaning, righteousness? Shame, face, I, no, understand, how do I, what, all, no, understand? ”

The head of the mattress began to become messy, trembling all over, and his eyes became more and more cloudy.

"I'm uncomfortable!"

"Haha!"

Fang Xiang snapped his fingers proudly and succeeded!

If the smoke is to make its eyes uncomfortable, then these murderous words are enough to make its heart surge!

"Okay, it's uncomfortable!"

The bedboard spirit let out a low roar of pain, covered his eyes, and lay back on the floor.

"It worked!"

Fang Xiang really admires himself so much!

He relied on his incarnation of the bed board spirit and gave the other party a head start.

It's uncomfortable and sad now, it's time to cry, right?

Fang wanted to stretch out his hands, ready to pick up the other party's tears.

The bed board spirit suddenly stood up again, a bed, hands and feet outstretched, eyes and Fang Xiang looked at each other again.

From its eyes, Fang Xiang saw the desire, but this was different from what he thought!

How did the other party not shed tears of sadness!

"I, think, you, teach me, the meaning of existence!"

"Nani!"