In dog days, people who leave the air conditioner are like fish who leave the water, and they will die slowly.

In the morning, the air conditioner was working well, and suddenly it stopped, not only one, the whole community was the same, it turned out to be a power outage.

At this time, the sun was already rising, the sun was scorching, and it didn't take long for the little cool air stored in the house to be dried by the sunlight outside the window, and the temperature gradually rose, and the people who had been sleeping peacefully on the bed began to turn over irritably, turning over to the left and right, 90 degrees and 180 degrees, and finally woke up, and woke up alive.

He collapsed on the bed like a salted fish for a while, and the sweaty man on his back was uncomfortable, so he sat up.

The hair is puffy into a chicken nest, but it does not affect his outstanding appearance at all, the light outside the window shines on the side face, making the three-dimensional facial features more distinct, the eyebrows are the eyebrows, the eyes are the eyes, each place is just right, and it is pleasing to the eye. There is still a little bit of sunlight on his bent eyelashes, which makes him look very gentle.

"!! Do you want me to die because of the power outage in the big summer?!! He grabbed his hair in frustration and rubbed it as if it wasn't his own.

The gentleness just now is mostly an illusion.........

Ye Tian!! Are you swearing? Come out for me! A shrill female voice suddenly erupted outside the door, which was extremely intimidating to listen to.

Sure enough, the person who was just full of anger and wanted to smash the air conditioner on the wall immediately coaxed, stepped on the slippers and went out, and when he opened the door, he had a smile that could stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun outside the house, and the eyes of the people who shook couldn't open, "My dear mother, I just called you, I didn't say dirty words, really!" ”

Zheng Yuelin's face was full of suspicion: "Really? Why did I hear my mother follow the words? ”

"It's Mommy." Ye Tian hurriedly said, "I called my beautiful, moving, gentle and virtuous mother." ”

"Come less." The son she gave birth to still doesn't understand, Zheng Yuelin is too lazy to listen to his blind mouth, "I have to work the night shift tonight, and I will solve it myself for dinner." ”

"Well, don't worry about being an angel in white, I won't be hungry."

"I don't care if you're hungry or not." Zheng Yuelin glanced at him and shook her hair that had just been permed, "Who knows who you will go out with at night and go crazy." ”

"Who else can you talk to?" Ye Tian sat down on the sofa and shook the twenty missed calls on his mobile phone, "Isn't it just chess and Lao Liu?" ”

"Don't go crazy too late." A few people will go to high school after the start of school, and it is the time of excitement, and if they get together, they may have to go to the sky again, "Dare to get ready to sleep on the street when I go home drunk!" ”

"Yes!" Ye Tianli is standing in a military posture.

Zheng Yuelin didn't want to be hurt by his stupid appearance early in the morning, so she rolled her eyes to the sky, shook her head and left.

Ye Tian came out of the mobile phone after washing, and he was quite angry when he picked it up: "If my mobile phone is broken, your savings pig will be smashed in a hurry, give me a new one!" ”

Xiang Qi on the other side was quite happy: "Ye Zi, Lao Liu and I have been waiting for you two hours, in the bubble tea shop near your house, we have drunk more than five cups anyway, when will you come down?" ”

"Just come, wait." He hung up the phone, changed his shoes at the entrance and left.

When they arrived at the bubble tea shop, they ordered the sixth cup, "You came just in time, both cups are yours, I really can't drink it." ”

Ye Tian didn't eat breakfast, and he wasn't very hungry at this time, but he could still drink something, "Cheng, give it to me." ”

"I just admire you." Liu Feng gave him a thumbs up, "Eat milk tea as a meal." ”

Ye Tian came back with two cups of milk tea, slurping and drinking, and glanced at him after listening, "Have an opinion?" ”

"No comment." Liu Feng said, "If you don't drink enough, you can order it, my brother is rich." ”

"Hey, when are you going to answer your questions?" Xiang Qi glanced at him, and wanted to ask for a long time.

Ye Tian is a maternal scumbag, and he has always been the best candidate for the crane tail from kindergarten to the second year of junior high school, but this person graduated from junior high school, but he gave everyone a shocking reversal, and was admitted to Fengyang No. 1 Middle School in one fell swoop.

Speaking of Fengyang No. 1 Middle School, we have to talk about its magnificent achievements.

For three consecutive years, he has won the top prize in the province's liberal arts and sciences, and the admission rate is as high as more than 90 percent.

And this school doesn't say that you can go to it if you have money, it only recognizes grades.

So Ye Tian's move was undoubtedly to catch the moon in the water, the moon let him catch it, and the fish jumped out by itself.

It's incredible!

Ye Tian sat down in his seat, sucked a few pearls and chewed them in his mouth, ignoring the two inquisitive faces in front of him.

"It's not good for you to know too much." He lifted his eyelids and glanced at the two of them, which was a bit like a hidden hero in the rivers and lakes.

But the person sitting opposite him was not a little-known little minion, but Tiezi, who grew up with him, and who wetted the bed at a few years old.

So I couldn't see him as a foolish fool, and one person slapped him in the head.

"What can you do if you know too much?!"

Ye Tianyi's head hair is very flowing, he has always been proud, at this time, a few dull hairs floated up, he angrily kicked the two people opposite, and the milk tea foam squirted out: "It's going to die!! ”

"Talk, talk!" The two of them each occupied one side, like two big biscuits sandwiching Ye Tian's sandwich in the middle.

Ye Tian couldn't move left and right, as if he was being held hostage, he had a cup of milk tea in one hand, and he couldn't beat people with his hands, so he was a little aggrieved.

"You two get out of the way! Don't stick to me! ”

"When I was a child, I drilled a quilt, what are you hypocritical?!"

When I was young and ignorant, I slept in Ye Tian's house, and at night it was as if I had made an appointment, and I wet the bed, and as soon as Zheng Yuelin lifted the quilt in the morning, it was like someone had poured a bucket of water on the bed, and the sheets were wet with the mattress, and she almost didn't get angry to death.

"Okay, okay, I say!" Ye Tian admits defeat, he has no problem with these two things since he was a child, obviously he is the youngest, but every time he is angry and wants to stab his brother twice.

"Actually, it's because of my dad." He said.

"Your dad?" Xiang Qi and Liu Feng glanced at each other, their expressions a little subtle.

"Hmm." Ye Tian nodded, his expression was faint, he didn't have the ruthlessness of mentioning his father two years ago and had to find someone to fight, "I want him to know that he was wrong." ”

Liu Feng and Xiang Qi opened their mouths, and didn't continue to ask more, and they only fought for a breath left and right, and if they talked too much, they would block him.

"Okay, you're good enough, and it's a miracle that you've been able to reach this level in just over a year!"

Xiang Qi also nodded: "I am forced to study by my mother and my father every day, and there are all kinds of materials under my head, and when I am on vacation, I go in and out of various cram schools, just like that, I can only be able to press the score line of Fengyang No. 1 Middle School, you cow, it is actually more than fifty or sixty points!" ”

Ye Tian corrected: "A year and a half, a whole year and a half, I haven't done anything else except studying, since I opened my eyes, as long as I am awake, words, formulas, brushing questions, and memorizing questions come one after another, you think I'm very relaxed." ”

"Then you're still a cow." Liu Feng said, "I won't be as good as the two of you, so I can only go to a high school and continue to complete my unfinished big brother business." ”

"Big brother big fart!" Ye Tian knocked the two cups of milk tea on the table, stretched out his arm and grabbed Liu Feng's broad shoulder, and locked his throat neatly. "What happened to the vocational high school? Is going to high school your reason to play? Listen to me, learn something real, don't make a big brother drama with the second disease, and I will supervise you with Xiangqi when the time comes, lest you come out with a Qinglong gang in the future! ”

Liu Feng has no problem, he is taller than Ye Tian and stronger than Ye Tian, but he can't resist this is his brother, and we don't dare to fight back, "Big brother!" Uncle! Am I not ready to listen to you? ”

"That's pretty much it." Ye Tian let go of his hand and continued to pick up two cups of milk tea, taking a sip from the left to the right and being too busy.

"What's going to happen later?" Xiang Qi asked him.

"Let's go to an Internet café and open for a few hours in the dark." He said, "Go jerking off at night." ”

"Gotcha!"

"Are you going to work at a barbecue restaurant today? Isn't it a day off? Xia Xinguo was sitting in the courtyard weaving a basket and saw Xia Yun push the bicycle out of the house.

"There was a guy in the store who took a leave of absence, and the boss asked me to help out for a day." Xia Yun pushed the car out and parked it, and filled Xia Xinguo's teacup with water, "It just so happens that I don't want to rest, and I can make one more day." ”

"After school starts, you will go to high school, don't look for something to do outside, I have no problem making money to support our grandfather, you can read your books with peace of mind."

Xia Yun held the handlebar in one hand and pushed the car forward, and opened the door with the other, obviously not listening to Xia Xinguo's words, but he didn't forget to be perfunctory, "Grandpa, I know." The rice is in the refrigerator, so remember to eat it at night. ”

Xia Xinguo's fingers flexibly knitted a basket, and he started the next one neatly, and said without raising his head: "I know, I know, go quickly." ”

"Yezi, are you hungry? That's pretty much it, let's go to the barbecue restaurant? "They've been playing games all afternoon, and their eyes are ghostly, and they don't know if they're hungry or playing.

"I'm really hungry." Ye Tian touched his stomach, "Then let's get down, take a taxi and go directly." ”

"What's the name of that shop?" Xiang Qi asked.

Ye Tian thought about it, it seemed that he was stuffed with a flyer on the street last time, and he accidentally took it home, and after a casual glance, he found that it was an advertisement for a barbecue restaurant, and the name was quite interesting.

"It's called 'Three Fires.'" Ye Tian said.

"Isn't that Yan?" Liu Feng looked disappreciative, his mind couldn't understand the special features of this store name, and he was quite scornful.

Xiang Qi Bai glanced at him, and he didn't blame this person's five big and three rough, "You just have to eat, and we'll do the technical work of playing with words." ”

When I arrived at the place, it was a meal, the house was full of people, but fortunately, a table of people left after eating, and the three of them hurriedly ran over to occupy the seat first, and the action was too fast and almost hit someone, Ye Tian quickly helped him in time so as not to knock people down.

"Thank you." The man's voice was quite good, his timbre was clear, his speech was not slow, and he felt a little gentle inexplicably.

"Originally, we were in too much of a hurry and almost hit you, we should have apologized, didn't hurt you?" When he looked up, Ye Tiancai saw his whole picture clearly, slightly stunned, this person's voice and his appearance are a perfect match, under the soft hair is a clean face, his eyelids are thin, the folds of the double eyelids are not deep, I don't know if it is too white and too thin, you can also see a faint green tendon on it, the tail of his eyes is slightly downward, the two eyeballs are like black glass beads, clear and translucent, like two deer eyes, when looking at you, the eyes are especially innocent, Ye Tian was looked at by him, inexplicably a little nervous.

"I'm fine." He said, "I'm going to get you the menu, let's go sit down first." ”

When the person left, Ye Tian's eyes still followed him, and he was pulled to Qi before he came back to his senses, "What are you staring at the little brother of the store?" ”

Ye Tian couldn't find this person's figure anymore, his eyes flashed through his mind, and he couldn't help but say, "Don't you think he looks particularly special?" ”

"Peugeot?" Xiang Qi laughed, "Doesn't that describe girls?" ”

"Who said that?" Ye Tian didn't think, "Obviously, all good-looking people are universal." ”

"Okay." Xiang Qi reluctantly accepted, "And when you say that others are good-looking?" ”

"Why can't I say that?" Ye Tian felt inexplicable.

Xiang Qi suddenly felt a little toothache and sour, "The three of us are just you, when I was young, I was white, tender and cute, like a New Year's doll, I went out for a walk around and came back with a bag of food, and when I grew up, in addition to my grades, I want to have a face and a face and I want money and money, and I just received a truckload of love letters, I still remember that once your drawer was stuffed or we dragged the trash can to clean it up for you!" Day by day, your eyes are higher than the sky, and you can still hear a complimentary word from your mouth. ”

"I didn't compliment you?!" Ye Tian remembered that he had praised him more than once.

"Yes, you complimented me." Xiang Qi didn't know what to think, and sneered, "One year I skipped a cram school, went out swimming with you and Lao Liu, and when I came back, I was chased by my father for a whole street wearing a pair of pants, and then you praised me and said that I ran fast." ”

Ye Tian was stunned for a moment, and he was embarrassed to continue talking, for fear that the old bottom would be wiped out.

I wanted to divert the topic, and I was about to ask what Liu Feng was eating, when suddenly, the strings came up.

"Lao Liu!" The two of them were so frightened that their faces changed drastically, "When did you order it?!! ”

"While the two of you are discussing who is good-looking."

Liu Feng has a hobby, he is spicy, perverted and spicy, once the three of them went out to eat, and halfway through Ye Tian and Xiang Qi went to the toilet, let Liu Feng light it first.

After coming back, Liu Feng said that the food had been ordered, and they felt that it was no problem after reading it, and when the food came up, the two of them took the first bite, and the next second they coughed earth-shatteringly, and their lungs and tubes almost cracked.

The key is that Liu Feng didn't know why, and asked them why they went to the toilet and came back with a cold and cough like this.

This product was born with no concept of spicy, thinking that he could eat it and others could eat it, and later for the other two people to reduce their demand for spicy, but his reduction was still a fatal blow to Ye Tian and Xiang Qi, so it was not up to Liu Feng to order food later, he just ate it.

"How much spicy did you add?" Ye Tian's voice trembled.

Liu Feng thought for a while and replied tentatively: "A little? ”

Xiang Qi leaned on the table with a snort, "I can't eat this meal!" ”

Fortunately, Liu Feng has the experience of the previous times, this time it is not perverted and spicy, it is hooligan spicy.

After all, after ordering so much, it would be a waste if you don't eat it, Ye Tianhe and Xiang Qi wiped their tears (spicy) while skewering, and they were quite satisfied with the cold beer at hand.

If you want to talk about spicy things, it is easy to get addicted, Ye Tianhe and Xiang Qi cried and shouted not to eat at first, but then they enjoyed eating, Liu Feng had never eaten them, not only ate a lot, but also drank a lot, and after eating endlessly, everyone else was going to close the door, and they were still lying on the table motionless.

A burst of urine hit, Ye Tian couldn't hold it back, got up and walked to the bathroom slowly, and after going to the toilet, he slipped onto the street somehow.

"I think they will have to sit down a little longer, it's not too early, you can get off work first." The boss looked at the unconscious people sleeping in the store and shook his head helplessly.

Xia Yun nodded, changed his clothes and packed his things, and glanced at Qi and Liu Feng when he was about to go out, a trace of doubt flashed in his eyes, what about another person?

Ye Tian couldn't find his way back, thinking that he had walked for a long time, but in fact, he was just tossing back and forth on a road.

He walked another round, and just turned around, he saw a man pushing a bicycle towards him, and the street lamp above his head shook his eyes, and suddenly he was a little unsteady on his feet, and he sat on the ground.

Xia Yun looked at the person who was five meters away from the front of his car, his forehead was protruding, did he meet Porcelain?

He pinched the freshly settled salary in his pocket, glanced at the man in front of the car, and an immature thought flashed in his heart, I just run over it, in case this person is scared away.

After hesitating, he still gave up, in case this person was not fast enough and hid late, then he would not even have a chance to bargain.

He parked the car and walked towards the man, and after squatting down, he realized that it was not the porcelain toucher, but the person who had just helped him in the store, probably drinking too much.

Ye Tian felt that there was one more person in front of him in a trance, he craned his neck and glanced at it, it was okay not to look at it, but this time he saw a pair of innocent deer eyes.

"It's you." He smiled.

Xia Yun couldn't help but be stunned, "Do you remember me?" ”

"Of course I do." Ye Tian sat up, you look so standard.

"I'll call your friend over." As soon as he wanted to get up, he thought that those two people were not stronger than Ye Tian, and they only had three more sleeping people when they came.

"Forget it." He wanted to help Ye Tian up, "I'll send you back to the store first." ”

But Ye Tian mistakenly thought that Xia Yun was leaving, sat on the ground and refused to get up, and dragged Xia Yun away, "You are not allowed to go!" ”

Xia Yun was pulled and stumbled, almost sitting on Ye Tian, he struggled, didn't struggle, and tried to reason with Ye Tian, "I'll send you back to the store, you can't sit on the road all the time." ”

Ye Tian didn't, he dragged Xia Yun to death, and his eyes laughed, so that the women around him could tear open their wallets and throw money at him, scrambling to support him, this is Xiang Qi's original words.

"You memorize the name of the dish, and I'll let you go. Let's start with steaming lambs, steaming deer tails, roasting ducks, roasting chicks, and roasting geese. Ye Tian tilted his head to look at him, his face was good-looking, but he was always stupid.

Xia Yun was helpless, this person still knew how to give him a head. I took out a bottle of Nongfu Spring from my bag, which I had just taken in the freezer in the store, and I hadn't had time to drink it yet.

He unscrewed the cap of the bottle, took a sip first, and then poured it all on Ye Tian's head with a crooked hand.

It turns out that Nongfu Spring is a little sweet, and it is also refreshing and the best choice for sobering up.

Ye Tian finally let Xia Yun go.

"Awake?" Xia Yun was helpless, and even smiled good-naturedly, "I'll help you back to the store first." ”

Ye Tianjiu was half awake, recalling his behavior just now like the prodigal son of the Dengtu, he was suddenly embarrassed, politely refused to be supported, and obediently followed the person to the store.

After sending the people, Xia Yun left, Ye Tian stared at it for a while, and then suddenly remembered that he didn't ask what his name was, and wanted to ask the boss, but the boss didn't know where he went.

Glancing at the two dead pigs on the table, he sighed and asked the name of the fart, let's get these two dog things home first.