Chapter 70 A tree wants a face, but a man doesn't want a skin
The strong man and the chief maid from the maid world, he raised his right arm and shouted, "Gentlemen, jump into the pit with me." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info The dungeon is there, everyone jump in!"
The head blue maid and the head white maid immediately refused. If you want to jump, then jump, but don't take others to death. The big maid head named "Meng Pumpkin" didn't care about the thoughts of the two head maids, and jumped down on her own.
Yes, he really jumped. Teng, Teng, Teng, Teng! After him, the two rows of big men and maids also jumped down. They shouted and screamed, the momentum was mighty, the scene was very magnificent, but with a sense of tragedy. It's like dying.
The blue maid burst into tears on the spot, covered her face and cried: "Meng pumpkin, you will always live in my heart." Farewell, the legendary chief maid of our maid world. You're so cute, I forgot to tell you. ”
The head white maid also said: "I completely agree with what the head blue maid said. The parting came so suddenly, I was completely unprepared. ”
Before the two maids were sad, the roar of "cute pumpkins" came from the bottom of the pit, "Blue lotus, white butterfly." You two don't curse me. I command you to jump down as the head maid. The gates of the underground city opened, and I took the first step. ”
Brush, brush, brush!
One by one, the real maid (girl), and the owner of Xiaofeng Tower, the others went to the edge of the pit and looked down. The revived giant tree did not intercept the chief maid and his strong maid, and opened the passage for them to let them go.
Hua Rong wanted to turn around, but the female bird and the beast and the child's shoes were gone. She didn't jump into the pit, but into the river......
Daji said secretly, Xiaohong's classmates really have personality and look like they have ideas.
So, Ji Lao, the maid, and the girl all began to jump into the pit, but there were no people who jumped into the river. The Ancient Road is across the River Styx, and whoever jumps into the river will be suppressed by the Ancient Road.
The landlord of Xiaofeng Tower half-jokingly, "Actually, I want the Spring and Autumn Mirror in your hand more than the B-eyed Beast Bracelet." ”
Yutong smiled: "Your five-bird umbrella is also good, I want it too." ”
Huh? Yutong suddenly realized that she couldn't control the golden house, brush, brush! Thousands of golden beams of light rose upside down and pierced straight into the sky. "Baa!" came the sound of a sheep from the golden house.
This is?
Yutong shook his hand, and the golden house like a model flew up, spinning bigger and bigger, and returning to its original state. The golden gate opened, and the four non-female women led the white goat and walked out slowly.
"I'm out again. ”
The four non-female women greeted Yutong.
"Come, hello to the Queen. "The four non-female women are afraid of the head of her contract beast.
Qian Yang raised his head and swept towards Yutong contemptuously. "Well, this woman is not simple. Why is she staring at me all over wool and her eyes are shining?" Qian Yang said in shock.
Zi Haiyue glanced back at Sifei Nu and Yutong, "Don't you jump into the pit? As soon as the words fell, she jumped down, and the five bird umbrellas rotated slowly, so that Zi Haiyue's diving speed was not too fast.
Qingfu's six major killer Matt nobles, Xiao Yuan, Thundergill Monkey, Jiateng Eagle Beast and others also jumped down, and the Cangjing Beast flew around the Styx, wanting to get in, but they were afraid of something, and hesitated.
Dog Basky turned into black smoke and floated over the River Styx, which it had been observing for a while. "Well, I'll go down. Dog Basky said secretly.
The black smoke gathered, kept turning, wrapped in the Cangjing Beast, and with a thud, split the water of the River Styx, and fell sharply.
Bird Booth stays with Tsushiko Poison Island and Saya Takajo. Senior Sister Poison Island said: "Do you jump into the river or the pit?"
Saya Takajo said unhappily: "Can you not jump, the water in the River Styx is so dark, and the underground city at the bottom of the pit is very dangerous." I'll just stay here. ”
Poison Island said: "Later, I don't know if there are any monsters and beasts rushing out of Yue Jing's cloth, you have to think about it." The woman. The senior sister pointed at Yutong with her aunt's knife, "But she won't take care of you." ”
Saya Takashiro gritted his teeth and pulled Poison Island Tsuneko's clothes, "I'll go wherever Senior Sister goes." We are in a different world, and we should take care of each other. Isn't it. ”
"The master asked me to act with you. "stands on the left shoulder of Poison Island Tsushiko. When it has a dog's mouth, it will spit out the fragrance of a single dog.
Smack! Poison Island clenched the's dog's mouth, "Don't spit indiscriminately." Shut up. I know that you are going to release the divine soldier Danshen Hook, but it's not time yet. If you insist on this, I can only purify you with my aunt's knife. ”
nodded hurriedly, no, don't dare, never release the fragrant breath of a single dog, and will not pollute the good mood of the senior sister of Poison Island. For some reason, thinks Poison Island is in a good mood. Could it be that there is something in the dungeon that is summoning the senior sister?
"Then jump into the pit. "Poison Island said.
She held the's dog's mouth in her left hand and her aunt's knife in her right hand, and jumped off first. Saya Takashiro sighed, "Senior sister said to jump and jump, and she didn't wait for others." Hey, wait for me!" the two dead qi wrapped around Saya Takashihiro's waist stretched left and right, like wings.
Rise.
Saya Takashiro also jumped. Chase all the way, unwilling to lag behind Poison Island. The head maid of the maid world, "Meng Pumpkin", shouted: "Come out, my divine soldier, juice staff!"
Boom, murky unknown bodies of water churned, and a glittering scepter appeared.
"Oooo
"The cute pumpkin is mighty, and as soon as the juice stick comes out, who will compete. ”
"There is such a saying in the maid world, but when a man sees Lord Cute Pumpkin take out his scepter, he will be amazed, Mad's retarded!"
"They must be jealous of Lady Pumpkin. Who made him look handsome and extraordinary, outstanding. Even if I'm a man, looking at him will make a deer jump around. ”
"! You should go to the old world, not stay in the maid world. Don't harbor bad thoughts, the cute pumpkin is everyone's, not yours alone. ”
"Yes, the cute pumpkin-sama's local flowers are carefully cared for by us, and they will definitely thrive!"
"Hey, is it really okay. I feel like you're getting more and more like Old. ”
Many strong maids talked loudly, not hiding their respect and love for the "cute pumpkin" of the big maid.
And the cute pumpkin jumped on the battlements, held the juice staff high, and roared: "Gentlemen, I have summoned the juice staff. Look at this radiant scepter, which will flow out of whale fluid that cannot be described in detail as the bearer's mood changes. ”
Three thousand years ago, there was a fierce beast pressed under the mentally retarded mountain, and the people of the time were deeply afraid, even if the beast was pressed under the mentally retarded mountain, and the IQ had been lowered, everyone was still afraid of it. It is said that as long as you get close to the beast, the IQ of the entire street will be lowered. There are monks who went to the land of bliss, passed through the mentally handicapped mountain, and encountered a fierce beast that had been suppressed.
The monk made a vow: "May the innocent body of the poor monk be exchanged for the freedom of the beast, come, something came at me and let the beast go." ”
Boom! The mentally retarded mountain rose from the ground, and the fierce beast crushed under the mountain was able to escape. In order to thank the monk, it prostrates on the ground and wishes to serve him as Lord.
The monk said, "Since you are free, you can do a good deed that day and undo the great mistakes you made in the past." ”
The fierce beast said: "The holy monk is willing to do good things to the end." ”
The monk said, "Come on, eat me." I know you're hungry, come and eat me, do you like raw or cooked food? The poor monk suggests that you use sesame oil supplemented by low heat to slowly fry the poor monk's virgin // male shell, so that the poor monk's meat will be more delicious. ”
The beast burst into tears and said, "That's exactly what I mean. ”
So he ate the monk raw. But after eating him, the huge body of the beast fell to the ground with a bang, the flesh and bones were rotten, and only a tail vertebrae bloomed with holy light, and wept, like a melting wax torch.
The monk's apprentice took the tail vertebrae of the beast and refined it, and felt deeply at the great act of the master who sacrificed himself to feed the beast, and howled: "Damn, what about the IQ, what about the master's IQ! But the master had not been paid for three years and seven months, and he was eaten by the blue-eyed bear whale beast. ”
The little monk named the tail vertebrae of the blue-eyed bear and whale beast after the "wisdom staff", but after he passed away, the latecomers saw that the "wisdom staff" always flowed whale fluid, and changed the name with the "juice staff".
Later, the juice staff changed hands several times and was taken away by the chief maid "Meng Pumpkin".
Flutter, flutter, flutter!
The juice staff in the hand of the chief maid exploded a large amount of whale fluid, attracting the sideways glances of many elders and maids. They all avoided him, and they all thought, "What a terrible chief maid." ”
But there are also Ji Lao Xi who likes advanced gameplay, what can I do, I really want to be attacked by the juice stick of the cute pumpkin. So that the whole body will ......
The towering giant tree that grew on top of the ruins, the crown of the tree swayed, hanging down hundreds of vines, slowly swinging. It's like a green viper that chooses people to eat. The old men, the maids, and the maids walked under the vines, all of them were terrified, for fear of being swept away by the vines and hanging under the tree.
Dozens of vines burst out and threw themselves at the maids brought by the blue maid and the white maid. The chief maid standing on the battlements shouted angrily: "Demon tree, Hugh is too much. Dare to be presumptuous. Go, my juice staff!" he slammed the juice staff, fluttering, fluttering! Tens of thousands of drops of whale fluid surged into the green vines.
Like a fly chasing the smell, tens of thousands of whale fluids pounced on the vines and adhered to them. You can't shake it. Whoosh, the green smoke rises and soars, and the swirling dance is extremely gorgeous.
The giant tree writhed its trunk sharply, and the vines that had been thrown out were also retracted, avoiding the big maid chief of the maid world. He seemed unwilling to be his enemy.
The cute pumpkin is in high spirits, jumping off the battlements and walking against the wind. He picked up the juice staff and said in a loud voice: "Girls and men in the maid world, follow me." The cute pumpkin shows you the way forward, and we gather under the tent of the king's maid, honor her as king, and swear to die with her. The king's maid is above, and the maid world is immortal!"
The chief maid raised her arms and shouted, and thousands of maids followed one after the other. They marched towards the city.
Daji Lao Hua Rong wanted to stand on the back of Jiba, carrying the sword of the beast, holding a spear and a black dragon, and was silent in thought. The young prince Jill Pandoragon jumped on top of the Fat Squid and asked, "Hua Rong wants Ernie sauce, why don't we act?"
Hua Rong thought: "This city should have nothing to do with the big rotten girl Pear Ziji. ”
Daji Lao Qinggu asked, "How can you see it?"
After some careful consideration, Hua Rongxiang said slowly: "You see, there are not two rows of fruit man sculptures standing at the entrance of the city! According to Li Ziji's spleen, if she finds the underground city, she will definitely be branded with her own mark, and at least two fruit man sculptures will definitely be placed at the entrance of the city, and they are the kind with wood. ”
Hearing this, the old prince of Ji and the old Qinggu of the big base were silent. Jun said, Hua Rong thought that she was really a good friend of Pear Ji, and she knew her too well!
Holding the guqin in his arms, Ji Lao Dao said with a smile: "Landlord, I wish the poor road would follow you." ”
Zi Haiyue, the owner of Xiaofeng Tower, smiled in return, "Dao Chief, I don't have a sword, so I can't give it to you." Don't dare to walk with the Taoist. ”
Ji Lao Dao's face was as usual, and he said sincerely: "Poor Dao does not take remuneration, and is willing to advance and retreat with the landlord." ”
Zi Haiyue said: "If it is postponed any longer, it will seem that the little girl is too reserved." Michigan, please come with me. ”
Ji Lao Dao Chang walked with a breeze on his sleeves and strode over. "The owner of the purple mansion is bright and moving, and he is very admired by the poor road. It is a great blessing to be able to walk with you. ”
Zi Haiyue said: "It's a pity that the Taoist is long, and the little girl likes women." It's impossible between us. It's a pity. ”
Elder Ji agreed: "I deeply sympathize. Why is the poor road not born to be a woman, so that you can be with the owner of the purple mansion for life. ”
Zi Haiyue replied: "The little girl cut the rolling pin of the Taoist chief, and she can also keep the Taoist by her side." ”
Ji Lao Dao's face was like an ancient well, and he said indifferently: "The rolling pin of the poor road is always taken out to bask in the sun, and I am afraid that it will be difficult to call for mold." The Purple Mansion Lord still don't cut it off, and stay under the Dao robe of the poor road. ”
The two exchanged words, with honey and swords, and smiling and smiling, like good friends who had not seen each other for a long time.
Under the giant tree on the path, the green light burst out, and a vine the thickness of a child's arm split down, sweeping towards Zi Haiyue. "Being too enthusiastic scares me. As soon as Zi Haiyue let go, the five bird umbrellas swirled, brushed and brushed, and the five divine rainbows rushed up, slashing the green vines that had been split.
Green shavings are churning and scattering. When the long sleeves of Ji Lao Road waved, the breeze surged, blowing away the green chips in the sky.
Zi Haiyue beckoned to take the five bird umbrellas, and said with a smile: "The Taoist chief is really considerate. ”
Ji Lao Dao said: "The master of the Bo Lou smiled. ”
After Zichai Yue and Ji Lao Daochang, Poison Island Tsuko, Bird Booth, and Saya Takajo followed. The nobles of Qingfu's Killing Matt, Thundergill Monkeys, and Jiateng Eagle Beasts squatted on the ground, waiting for the arrival of Senior Sister and others.
Finally, it merges all the way.
"We are the last of the people. ”
Poison Island said: "This kind of thing is still in order, let's go, Xiaohong will come and meet us soon." ”
The thundergill monkey said, "Why hasn't Lord Yutong come down yet?"
Saya Takajo said, "You can stay and wait for her." ”
The thundergill monkey smiled: "No, the queen's strength is unfathomable. I'm still with you. ”
After that, the six major nobles who killed Matt, Poison Island Tsunza, Saya Takashiro and others were not in a hurry or slow, and followed the route of the previous waves of people. Forty-nine vines swept down frantically as they passed the giant tree, and the green light shone brightly, intertwined into a curtain of light, and then scattered.
"Town! ”
Poison Island Tsunza said coldly.
Peng, the aunt's knife swung a heavy wave of blood, swept away, swallowed the vines that were swept down, cracked inch by inch, and turned them into ashes.
"This tree is so nasty. ”
Xiao Yuan, who has a Lori head and a Ji Lao body, said unhappily. She weighed the stone spear in her hand and swept it over. There was a choking sound, and the stone spear almost came out of his hand, and Xiao Yuan said in horror, the bark of the tree was really strong. If her laurel tree was there, Madoka wouldn't mind letting them compare and see who was stronger.
Not long after Madoka and the others left, a faint phantom shadow floated in, and she suddenly raised her head, her eyes were full of cold lightning, staring at the giant tree above the ruins. "Oh, abandoned dandal tree, why do you grow in the ground? ”
The towering giant tree was enraged, shook its branches, and the ground rumbled. An old human face floated on the trunk of the tree, and he said coldly: "Since you know my origin, are you also the one who waits?" ”
The phantom flickered, and gradually solidified. Dressed in a black robe, carrying an ancient sword, and green silk like a waterfall, the person who came said quietly: "I don't just know your origin......
The face of the man on the trunk of the tree exclaimed, "It's you!"
"It's me. ”
The woman replied. (To be continued.) )