Weapon System 13, Wonderful Family (2)
After three days, Zhang Yiyi and Xiao Nuxia's big Zhou Tian, Xiao Zhou Tian and Ren Du's two veins were all connected, not only were they energetic all day long, but their internal strength was also growing day by day, making people feel that they were suddenly attacked!
Their ambitions seemed to be budding at this time, and they began to download some martial arts routines from the Internet yesterday to practice diligently.
Because of the Eight Veins of the Strange Classics, practicing these kung fu is fundamentally a tiger and a tiger, don't care if the moves are not standardized, at least the moves are full of internal strength, as if the two of them will become first-class masters of martial arts in the near future!
"It seems that the two of you are finally getting more and more harmonious, and you don't want to be a modern version of the Condor Heroes, right?" Zhang Mingjing said with a smile.
Zhang Yiyi's answer is still true to his original intention, "It's not a Condor Hero, it's a fairy couple." ”
"Cut!"
Yesterday, the head teacher called Zhang Mingjing and asked him about some details of his recent life and study, which touched him, so he promised to go back to school next week to continue his studies and prepare to take this year's college entrance examination.
However, he was worried that he was so high in intelligence now, whether he would accidentally do too well in the exam and be discovered by others.
He seems to have forgotten that the sun is about to start decoding, and monsters will also come one after another, how can he take the college entrance examination this year!
In the matter of going to school, Zhang Yiyi and Xiao Nuxia suddenly changed their temperament, and they were very happy that he would go back to school, and they didn't let him follow him to do things again.
"Holy! You want to dump me so soon, and you want to take the business alone? Zhang Mingjing complained.
"Zhang Yiyi is not going back to school before you read, your homework is heavy, and you have sold a lot of good fortune in the past few days, and your body is weak, I want you to rest more." Xiao Nuxia helped Zhang Yiyi explain.
"That's it! And follow me and Xiao Nuxia in the superstitious world, how can there be a future in life? Let's go back to school! ”
"Ouch! On weekdays, it is the name of the Dao Realm and the Dao Realm, how can I change the superstition realm today? Zhang Mingjing complained, "You two will be the wind for a while, and the rain for a while, which is unpredictable!" The methods are really despicable and obscene. ”
Zhang Yi smiled awkwardly, "That's because I now have the ability to realize my dream of cultivating immortals, so I don't need you to realize my dream for me, so you're free!" “
"Go!" Zhang Mingjing was full of complaints, he was really speechless.
If it weren't for the strange power of his family, if he were replaced by other serious people, a child like Zhang Mingjing would have been tortured to the point of psychopathy!
Speaking of rituals, there have been several calls from customers to make appointments in the past three days, and real people have recorded them.
Zhang Yiyi and Xiao Nuxia are because they have practiced kung fu for a morning this morning, and they can't wait to perform, they haven't eaten lunch yet, and they are ready to go out with their clothes and tools to start work.
Zhang Mingjing also wanted to take his clothes and follow, Zhang Yiyi and Xiao Nuxia wanted to dominate the limelight this time, so they persuaded him so hard to "turn back".
But listening to Zhang Yiyi persuaded again, "Zhang Mingjing, you have earned a lot of money in the past two days, I don't think you need to go, Xiao Nuxia and I are really good now, it is more than enough to deal with those little demons, you should let us both enjoy work, your main responsibility now is to study, take the Peking University Tsinghua University and come back to glorify your ancestors, and the future is bright!" ”
When Zhang Mingjing heard the rhythm of the two of them, he really wanted to get rid of himself! Shaking his head helplessly and sighing, "It's really a bridge to tear down when you cross the river!" ”
Zhang Yiyi continued to confide in his heart, "You go, there is only a little room left for us to perform?" ”
"Damn! It's only been three days, and you're so bold! For the sake of the C position, arrogant, in case you run into a powerful monster, I don't think you two can eat and walk around. ”
Zhang Yiyi and Xiao Nuxia were full of confidence at this time, how could they believe this, they continued to dissuade Zhang Mingjing.
The more Zhang Mingjing listened, the more uneasy he became, he was afraid that the two of them would be careless and would be bitten by monsters, so he still insisted on following, and comforted them in his mouth, "Don't worry, I am not short of money for the time being, so naturally I don't need to earn that little money, so the remuneration will belong to the two of you, and I will just go and change those monsters back to their original form." ”
Zhang Yiyi and Xiao Nuxia were still resolute, and Zhang Yiyi even said with a little anger, "No!" Xiao Nuxia and I have practiced a set of eagle claw skills in the past two days, and I want to try my skills today, how can I let you stir it up? ”
Unexpectedly, his words were caught by Zhang Mingjing, but he heard Zhang Mingjing mocking, "Ouch! Come on! You kill so much and still cultivate a hairy immortal! Cultivating immortals must at least have a little love, right? Be careful not to toss away the good fortune I sold you, I don't have much to sell! “
When Zhang Yiyi and Xiao Nuxia heard this, their faces finally flashed with a trace of panic, as if they suddenly realized!
The two of them looked at each other with serious expressions, and felt that what Zhang Mingjing said was so reasonable, he had just bought good fortune, how could he continue to do the blessing thing?
In the end, after a long day of spitting, they finally agreed to Zhang Mingjing's proposal, took the honorarium themselves, and showed their hands to the customer to appreciate and satisfy their vanity, while Zhang Mingjing was responsible for killing demons and eliminating demons.
Why does Zhang Mingjing have to go?
In addition to worrying about the two of them, because in the past three days, the five-dimensional spatial thinking model had optimized his body for him, so that his dantian and qi veins could hold more energy, so he couldn't wait to deal with a few more so-called monsters, so that he could have a chance to let the lightsaber absorb their energy even more.
Zhang Yiyi and Xiao Nuxia really changed the style of painting in the past, and when they did it in the first house, they showed off their skills and new moves, and the two of them still cooperated.
It's a pity that there is a lack of basic exercises of routines, and the body movements are stiff and ugly, so forget it, the two of them cooperated with each other on a temporary basis, without any rehearsals, and they also added actions by sex at will.
It is estimated that people think that the people invited today are not like monster hunters, but like two monsters.
Zhang Mingjing took out his mobile phone and secretly recorded it, and he himself was embarrassed! I really want to find a crack to get into.
Fortunately, in the end, his lightsaber shot brought some righteousness and regained the trust of customers.
Leaving the customer's house, Zhang Mingjing showed Zhang Yiyi and Xiao Nuxia the content that he had just recorded, and couldn't help but complain, "You two are so foolish again, the monster has not been removed, and the customer is scared to death by the two of you first!" That's a matter of human life, and you two will not only have to go to jail, but you will also have to add a crime called illegal business operation when the time comes. ”
Unexpectedly, Zhang Mingjing complained tightly, but the two of them analyzed there, and soon began to attack each other.
"Zhang Yiyi, you twisted too stiffly, it should be like this." Xiao Nuxia said while demonstrating.
"Xiao Nuxia, your crotch is twisted too exaggeratedly, and your waist movement is too big, especially those fat scenery, this is a practice, not dancing, don't do it next time."
"Zhang Yiyi, that's a set of boxing techniques, and you dance like an awkward dance."
"Xiao Nuxia, that's a set of boxing techniques, and you danced like gutter oil."
"Zhang Yiyi, what do you mean?"
"So what do you mean by poking and poking here?"
"It's against you!" Xiao Nuxia finally got her liver on fire, and with the blessing of the eight veins of the Qi Sutra, the firepower was even worse, and Zhang Yiyi was a little confused with just one slap.
"Alright, alright!" Zhang Mingjing hurriedly persuaded, "The fact that you two can fight for each other's ritual actions at least shows that your aesthetic ability is not incurable, and this alone is worth celebrating!" Don't do that again. ”
"It's all Zhang Yiyi's bad idea, I was cheated by him, it's really embarrassing today!" Xiao Nuxia was still complaining there.
Zhang Mingjing didn't have to think about it to know that this was Zhang Yiyi's idea, but he knew that Xiao Nuxia had always lacked judgment, especially Zhang Yiyi's idea, which was usually confused first; After that, he always found a fallacy; Then, like a dream, wake up; Finally, start settling accounts after the fall.
This is an unavoidable procedure in the life trajectory of her and Zhang Yiyi!
Ay! However, even if Zhang Yiyi makes the same mistake N times in the same place, she will follow N times, and there is really a feeling that it is impossible to escape!
"You two are a match made in heaven! And I was born by you, it's just shocking! Zhang Mingjing shook his head, he would never have thought that his pair of strange parents would be comrades-in-arms who would fight monsters with him in the future.