Chapter 864: No More Toilet Paper
The emperor's murder can be big or small, you must ask clearly, if the emperor is missing a hair, it is useless to have the entire Chen Wangfu behind him to protect you.
"Yes, really, if you don't believe it, you can take the little one to confront Yi Gongzi."
Seeing that he was not lying, Li Feng also slashed at the back of his neck with his hand, threw him to the ground, and immediately walked to the latrine.
The emperor went to the toilet inside, and he had to guard outside.
When I arrived outside the latrine, I heard the wind and rain inside, and there was a constant uproar, and a foul smell came to my face, so I quickly covered my ears and nose with my sleeves......
The emperor is just a mortal body, what should be eaten and what should be pulled, no different from ordinary people.
Soon, the emperor walked out of it with his pants on his face, with a satisfied smile on his face, the toilet just now was really cool.
Li Feng hurriedly took the sleeves off his mouth and nose, with a look of respect, "The emperor feels okay?" If it is not good, the humble post immediately sends the emperor back to the other garden, and let the imperial doctor treat the emperor. ”
Obviously, that Yi Gongzi should have put laxatives in the emperor's meal, because everyone eats the dishes together, and there is nothing to do, only the rice is separate.
This Yi Gongzi is also bold and reckless, he actually dares to drug in his own restaurant, is he not afraid that the reputation of Juweixuan, which he has worked so hard to manage, will be ruined?
He is not a qualified boss at all.
"It's fine, it's much better now." The emperor put down the corners of his robe, tidied up his shirt, and then held his head high.
It seems that he has regained his usual majesty.
"What about those two people? They should have just been instructed by Yi Gongzi, just because you won the silver in the Great Sage Gambling House......"
If it was in the past, assassinating the emperor was really a big crime of the Zhujiu clan, but now the two of them don't know the identity of Helian City at all, and it shouldn't be serious enough for the sake of the Zhujiu clan.
Besides, Helian City is a micro-service patrol, and if the identity of the emperor is used to punish the crime, this identity may be exposed.
"...... Them"
Before he finished his sentence, he immediately felt a colic pain in his abdomen, and a breath of qi pierced through his body.
There was another burst of internal urgency.
Helian Cheng couldn't help but cover his ass with his hands, "I want to ...... again Toileted ......"
He turned around and rushed to the latrine.
"Whoa......" A few long, loud farts rang out.
Away from Feng Meifeng: It seems that Yi Gongzi is not light......
Then he stared at the two people lying on the ground: these two fools, I'm afraid their lives will be lost for fifty taels of silver.
If the emperor's diarrhea is not serious, a trace of benevolence may leave them two small lives, but now the emperor has entered the toilet again......
When the time comes, Long Yan will be furious, and no one will have good fruit to eat.
"...... from Feng," Helian Cheng called out in the latrine.
"Your Majesty, what do you have to tell your subordinates?"
"There's no toilet paper in there." Helian Cheng said with some embarrassment.
is a dignified genius, and it is just enough to go to the toilet in the market, but I also encountered that the toilet paper ran out.
At this time, Li Feng can't walk away, where can he find toilet paper for the emperor?
In the end, Li Feng had no choice but to pull out his long sword, cut the corners of his robe, and handed it in with a piece of brocade cloth.
When he got inside, it was even more foul-smelling, and Li Feng just held his breath, but he still couldn't help wrinkling his nose.
Fortunately, the light in the latrine was dim, and Helian Cheng squatted on the pit, only caring about his embarrassment, and did not notice Li Feng's expression.
Helian Cheng took a look, it was actually Lifeng's clothes, he was slightly stunned, and then said: "You are kind to me today, and I will definitely give you a hundred sets of gorgeous clothes another day." ”
In this way, it was Lifeng's turn to be stunned, it turned out that using the cloth on his body to make toilet paper for the emperor was actually a favor to the emperor......
was forced to act in desperation, but he could actually exchange for hundreds of gorgeous clothes......
"Thank you for the emperor's grace, the lowly post will go out first, and if there is anything, you can pass on the humble."
Li Feng had just walked out, and Helian City had also come out.
But this time, when he came out, his face was a little paler, and he had no strength in his body, like a frosted eggplant.
"Your Majesty, let's talk to the prince and go back to the other garden immediately."
Li Feng said worriedly, this Yi Gongzi is probably really alive today......
"No......"
"Your Majesty, it's better to let the imperial doctor check it out in Beiyuan......
"I'm going to go to the toilet again, how can I go back to the garden?"
Before he finished speaking, he had already turned around and ran towards the latrine.
Li Feng immediately looked at the corner of his robe, he had just cut a piece, and there was still a large area, otherwise he was worried that his clothes would not be enough for the emperor to use as toilet paper......
When Helian Cheng came out for the fifth time, he couldn't even stand on his feet, his face was pale, his lips were blue, and his eyes were blank.
"Leave Feng, send me immediately...... Back to the garden...... "He guessed that his stomach was empty now, and he couldn't pull anything out."
When Li Feng saw that the emperor's situation was so serious, he didn't dare to be sloppy at all, and immediately supported the emperor, "Send the emperor back ...... his humble position."
Li Feng's gaze swept the ground, but suddenly found that there was only one person among the two people lying on the ground.
There was another person who actually ran away.
At this time, seeing Helian Yu, Su Momo and they also came over.
They were originally waiting in Juweixuan, but when they saw that they hadn't gone back for a long time, they were naturally worried, so they came over.
"Lifeng, what's wrong with the emperor?" When Helian Yu saw Li Feng supporting the emperor, he knew that something big was happening here.
"Lord Wang, it was the boss of this Juweixuan who gave the emperor laxatives, and let the emperor go to the thatched house five or six times, and the emperor now needs to rest in the palace......"
"Is that the man who sat in the Great Sage Gambling House? There are really few ...... in this world who can really afford to lose money."
Su Momo said disdainfully. The boss of the Jinzhu gambling house last time was like this, and the same is true of Yi Gongzi who met today, if he loses, he will have all kinds of tricks, and it turns out that the gambling house is full of goods that cannot afford to lose.
"It's him, he not only gave the emperor medicine, but also let two little deflated three to teach the emperor a lesson, one ran away, and the other is where ......"
Li Feng nuzzled his mouth and looked at the corner of the wall, his palm was so strong that he couldn't wake up for a while.
And the other possibility is that the emperor was in a hurry to go to the toilet, and he was light, and after waking up, he slipped away.
"Lifeng, what's wrong with your clothes? These two little deflated people won't have the ability to tear your clothes, right? If this is really the case, the face of the Chenwang Mansion will be lost by you. ”
Su Momo found that a large piece was missing from the hem of Lifeng's placket, and immediately smiled.
Li Feng's face is upright, and his body is as cold and hard as a sculpture, but the clothes look so funny, forming a delicious contrast, which makes people laugh uncontrollably......
Helian Cheng's expression was suddenly embarrassed, if he said in front of Su Momo and Princess Chen that he had no toilet paper in the toilet, this face would be embarrassed.
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