Text: Chapter 9. Teach the county lord a lesson
Monday quietly opened the window, and took the ancient Santong father and son to the bedroom of the Yunluo County Lord quietly. Place the two on the fluffy bed.
The screen blocked their figures, and the sound outside was very noisy, and on Monday, he was not afraid of being discovered, opened the food box, brought out a few plates of exquisite dishes, and said, "Master, you can taste it, the dishes in the imperial dining room taste much better than those outside the palace." ”
"As long as you can eat it!" Gu Santong smiled, the dishes in the food box made his index finger move, in the ninth layer of the prison, almost all the things he ate were not eaten by people, those things ate the man who is known as the top of the food chain now, Bei Ye may eat it, not many people dare to eat it!
No! It is impossible for Bei Ye to eat rats, spiders and other creatures for twenty years! Except for the Iron Courage God Hou Zhu who visited him once a year, he was able to eat a good meal, and at other times he was rarely able to eat enough. Otherwise, it would be impossible to eat those things.
Monday looked at Gu Santong's slow manner, but his face showed an expression of enjoyment. The sadness of a look on Monday.
"Squeak!" The vermilion wooden door opened, and two young fathers-in-law in green official uniforms pushed open the two wooden doors and waited on both sides.
Then a pretty woman in a snow-white cloak walked in, with a graceful posture and a heroic spirit when she walked. She was followed by three sixteen or seventeen-year-old girls, one wearing an emerald green palace maid's dress, and the other two wearing pale pink palace maid clothes.
The woman who walked in front was the county lord of Yunluo, and behind her was her personal maid, the little slave.
Under the service of the little slave, the county lord of Yunluo took off his cloak and wore a goose yellow dress. Walked to the chaise longue and lay down, saying, "It's so comfortable!" Ay! What's so noisy out there? ”
The slave replied, "There seems to be an assassin." ”
As soon as the Yunluo County Lord heard this, he jumped down from the chaise longue and said happily, "Assassin? All right! All right! I'm going to grab a few to have fun! "Monday listened to the back with a strange face, and you still arrested me? You can also deal with the second- and third-rate masters on the rivers and lakes!
When the little slave heard this, he hurriedly stopped: "County Lord, you have been looking at it for so long, the assassin may have run away a long time ago!" ”
The county lord of Yunluo said in frustration: "What a disappointment! I thought there were a few assassins out there who could be caught and played, why did they run away so quickly? ”
Yun Luo looked at the two little fathers-in-law at the door and ordered, "You two come over for me."
"What does the county lord command?" The two stepped forward and asked, bowing down.
"Let me ask you, does this county lord need Cao gelding's protection?" The county lord of Yunluo asked menacingly.
When the two heard this, they quickly knelt down: "The villain doesn't dare to speak!" "I'm afraid that I will be punished by Yun Luo or Cao Gonggong for saying the wrong thing.
The county lord of Yunluo began to surround the two and said: "This county lord, there are many masters with strong martial arts, Shaolin, Wudang, Emei and so on!" ”
Zhou Zhou and Gu Santong listened and ate in the back, and when they heard the Lord of Yunluo say this, they looked puzzled, when did Shaolin and Wudang start accepting female disciples?
There is a female disciple in a bunch of monks and Taoist priests, and her reputation is gone? said that Emei is a bit similar, in the original book, the lord of Yunluo also used the martial arts of the Emei faction, and rarely performed other martial arts. Even if Shaolin and Wudang really taught her, they probably taught her some fur.
I only heard the county lord of Yunluo continue: "This Cao Zhengchun, relying on his own practice of Tongzi Gong for a few years, can be invulnerable, hum!" What's the big deal? Although it can be invulnerable, it may not be able to stop our family's martial arts! ”
"This Cao Zhengchun can actually practice the boy's skills to this point, and he can be regarded as a master!" Gu Santong exclaimed. I didn't expect that I hadn't been born for 20 years, and such a number one person would appear on the rivers and lakes.
Gu Santong's voice was not small, and it was heard by Yun Luo at once, and Yun Luo shouted: "Who? ”
A gust of wind rushed out from Monday, and in an instant, everyone except for the county lord of Yunluo was knocked unconscious by Monday, and fell to the ground softly.
"Little slave!" Yun Luo watched his personal maid faint, and with a move of Feifeng's palm, he slapped towards Monday's front door.
Feifeng, who avoided Yunluo on Monday, pierced his palm, grabbed one of Yunluo's hands with both hands and restrained the county lord of Yunluo with his Shaolin tendon and bone hand, and said: "This is Shaolin tendon and bone hand, don't struggle, if your golden branch and jade leaf are hurt somewhere, it will be bad!" ”
"Knowing that this palace is the county lord, why don't you let go of this palace quickly? If the emperor's brother finds out, he will definitely cut off your head! And what happened to you to the little slaves? Lord Yunluo threatened viciously.
"Eh! I'm so scared! Good! I can let you go first! But don't shout! I just knocked them out, and it was fine. Said Monday.
"Yes!" The county lord of Yunluo didn't mess around, knowing that the little slave was fine, and he didn't seem to have any ill will towards him on Monday, so he agreed.
On Monday, he let go of Yun Luo, who pressed his sore arm and asked, "Alas! Who the hell are you? Why is it in my dormitory? Could it be that you are the Assassin? ”
Monday waved his hand and said, "I'm not an assassin, I'm out of prison!" ”
"Prison break?" Yun Luo's eyes lit up, and he felt so excited.
"Don't ask this, county lord, do you have any ginseng, deer antler velvet and other great supplements, my master is seriously injured!" Asking for help Yunluo is in danger or something I have never considered it on Monday the lord of yunluo is here although there are masters in the deep palace of the great inner palace but he will not blatantly run into the emperor's sister s bedroom to search.
It's not so easy if the Iron Courage Shenhou wants to track it down, Cao Zhengchun Cao Gonggong? He wished that Yunluo would die, and there was one less person who was against him, so that he would save a lot of worry!
"Why should I give you those things? Who do you think you are? You let me go and get me, no! "Lord Yunluo crossed his waist like a tigress.
The county lord of Yunluo looked at Zhou Zhou and said angrily: "My masters teach me martial arts every day, and they all say that if you learn it, you can be invincible in the world, but why can't even you beat it?" ”
Can you beat me? The undefeated naughty boy Gu Santong's personal disciple has its internal strength, how can he not even beat you a little girl? Monday was funny.
"Why don't I teach you martial arts? In exchange for the healing pills you gave? Said Monday.
He knew that His Royal Highness the county lord was a martial idiot, otherwise he was teased by Cheng Shifei who had just escaped for a while and was not angry, and the delicious and delicious hospitality was because Cheng Shifei's martial arts attracted her, and of course it was not excluded that the protagonist's aura was troublesome.
"Ahem! Apprentice! The voice of Gu Santong came, saying: "There is no long to live as a teacher, you don't need to embarrass the county lord." ”
That's right! On Monday, I remembered that there was still a bunch of pills that Wu Bo had prepared for himself in his system space, and there must be healing medicines in them, maybe they could help Gu Santong delay his injuries.
"Master, I have a way, county lord, take care of my master, where is the Tai Hospital?" On Monday, he borrowed the name of Tai Hospital to bring healing medicine to Gu Santong, even if it was useless, he had to let Gu Santong last a few more days.
He lost his internal force to the ancient three links again, and ran out in the direction of the Yunluo County Lord.
The county lord of Yunluo looked at the sloppy old man sitting on his bed, and he was a little embarrassed, thinking about the damn thief, I'm going to change the bed!
"That senior? Can you teach me martial arts? Lord Yunluo asked, thinking: "He is the master of that thief, and his martial arts must be higher than him, and if you learn from him, you may be able to go higher!" ”
Gu Santong looked at the county lord of Yunluo and felt a little funny, and asked, "Girl!" You like martial arts so much? It's not easy for girls to get married when they practice martial arts! "The ancient three links do not exclude girls from practicing martial arts, but under the influence of feudal thought, it is better for women to be gentle and virtuous.
"I want to be a generation of heroic females, so I don't want to marry those stinky men whose martial arts are not as good as mine!"
"A generation of young females?" Gu Santong put his hands in his sleeves and looked at the Lord of Yunluo and said with a smile: "You are interesting, so I will teach you a trick!" ”
But as soon as he finished speaking, he heard Prosecutor Ji outside... Cao Gonggong's unique voice: "The slave Cao Zhengchun greets the county lord Chitose, the assassin just broke into the palace and didn't frighten the county lord!" "Outside the door, Ji with silver hair and a purple official uniform... No, Grandpa Cao stood outside the door with someone and asked. He was followed by the martial arts version of the Infernal Affairs, the Iron Claw Flying Eagle.
"You shit, why don't you catch the assassins? Did the emperor's brother raise you for idle food? "Lord Yunluo pretended to be angry in the room.
"The slave is guilty! The minions are the first to retire! Cao Zhengchun immediately left with someone, and said viciously in his heart: "Little girl, when the day when the Lord of the Governor solves Zhu Tie's courage and is completed, you must not survive or die!"
Knowing that Cao Zhengchun was far away, the head of Yunluo County exhaled, patted his chest and said, "It's so dangerous, I was almost discovered by Cao Gou!" ”
"You're a county master, and you're afraid of a minion?" Gu Santong asked curiously.
As soon as Yun Luo heard Gu Santong's words, he couldn't help but think about Gu Santong's complaints: "Senior, don't you know that this slave is bold......" and then basically told Gu Santong what Cao Zhengchun had done.
Hearing that Cao Zhengchun was able to restrain each other with the Iron Courage God Hou Zhu, Gu Santong's eyes showed a hint of surprise.
"I didn't expect that this Cao Zhengchun not only practiced the Tiangang boy skills that are difficult for ordinary people to practice, but also could restrain each other with the old pig, and he could be regarded as a hero, if he was young, maybe I would have fought him in a decisive battle." Gu Santong laughed.
"Senior, are you talking about Uncle Huang?" Yun Luo asked. I was a little unhappy in my heart, before Zhu ignored and did not usurp the throne, Yun Luo still respected himself, the emperor's uncle who was the first in the world in martial arts.
"Yes! I lost to Zhu Tie in half a move, and only today did I come out of the ninth layer of the Heavenly Prison! Gu San said in a slightly emotional tone.
"The ninth floor of the dungeon? Are you an undefeated naughty boy with three links? Yikes! Yun Luo jumped up excitedly.
Did I scare her? Gu Santong thought to himself.
Yun Luo didn't suspect that Gu Santong was dirty and smelled sour, so he walked directly to him and said, "Then senior, can you take me as an apprentice?" ”
At this time, the window was pushed open by Monday, and Monday jumped in, looked at the two and asked, "Master, what are you ......?"
"Oh! As for me, I'm begging the old-timers of the ancient three links to accept me as an apprentice, do you see the senior brother? ”
"Wait! Princess! Master, his old man hasn't taken you as an apprentice yet, don't scream! Directly ignoring Yun Luo's eyes that were about to breathe fire, he walked quickly to Gu Santong's side, took out a white porcelain bottle from his arms and said, "Master, this is the healing elixir I found in the Tai Hospital, the Nine Turns Bear Snake Pill, which is extremely beneficial to your injuries!" ”
Looking at the white porcelain vase, Yun Luo was puzzled: "How come I haven't heard of this healing elixir after staying in the palace for so long?" ”
Nonsense, of course you haven't heard of it, the Nine Turns Bear Snake Pill is the healing medicine in the Xiaoyao Sect in "Tianlong Babu", how could you have heard of it.
Monday glanced at Yun Luo and said, "I tied up three imperial doctors and found them in a secret compartment, how can you know about this bottle!" Master, take it quickly, don't you want to see the day when your apprentice defeats the Iron Courage Divine Marquis? ”
Gu Santong looked at the apprentice's hopeful eyes, remembered his long-cherished wish, and thought of Su Xin......
I took the Yangmai Pill handed over on Monday and took it!