"Wow, look at it, the second senior brother is so coquettish!" Zhu Bajie sat on a stone, and he pointed at Sun Wukong and kept pulling Sha Wujing.

Sha Wujing's face was full of sorrow, and he replied, "Third Senior Brother, I feel that I am poisoned. ”

"Do you still need to feel it?" Zhu Bajie turned around, "Look at how green your face is, even a pig can see that you are poisoned." Hey, brother, have you ever heard the story of the green carp and the donkey? ”

Goo-doo.

Sha Wujing spat out a few mouthfuls of bubbles, and his mouth had turned into fish lips.

"Sexy!" Zhu Bajie's eyes lit up.

On the other side, Chen Xuanzang finally sang a song, and Sun Wukong twisted the last action, sat on the ground, and looked up at the sky without love.

Zixia landed with a smile and raised her chin to Sun Wukong: "Hey, it's a wonderful performance." Alas, if I knew that you still had this ability, I wouldn't have been so bored in the four hundred years of Wuzhi Mountain, giggle......"

Chen Xuanzang sighed and said, "This fairy, are you here to find my eldest apprentice to enlighten?" ”

"Enlightenment?" Zixia was stunned for a moment, and pointed at Lu Heng with a black face, "You said him, isn't he Lu Heng?" When did you become your apprentice? What can you teach you, a mortal? Say, are you co-op bullying him? ”

"We're united." Chen Xuanzang said, "Each of them sincerely worships me as a teacher, don't believe you ask them." ”

Zixia Fox looked at Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing suspiciously, and the two nodded repeatedly.

Just kidding, the second senior brother is so powerful that he hasn't been danced in public, he is unethical, and he has lost face, where do the two of them dare to object?

"Is that so?" Zixia looked at Lu Heng.

Lu Heng looked at Zixia lightly and said, "What are you doing with me?" ”

"Of course it's with you to deal with Sun Wukong." Zixia said, "I also specially asked the Bodhisattva to borrow her jade bottle, with it, we don't have to be afraid of dead monkeys at all." ”

"This mission has been canceled." Lu Heng said, "Now that Sun Wukong is my junior brother, we are a family, you can go." ”

Zixia grinned and said: "No, the dead monkey is inhumane, insidious and cunning, and he goes back on his word, I can't believe it at all, I'll still follow you, in case he makes a move, we will deal with him together." ”

Sun Wukong on the other side snorted coldly: "A group of rotten sweet potato stinky bird eggs!" ”

"If you don't accept it, come again!" Zixia yelled at him and raised her arm.

Lu Heng frowned and said, "You forgot what you promised me?" Do you need to remind you again? ”

Zixia rolled her eyes: "I remember, isn't it just to stay away from you." Don't worry, you're so ruthless, I'm a girl, of course I won't take the initiative to stick to you. Now, I stayed for the mission assigned to me by the Bodhisattva, and I only follow Sun Wukong, and I have nothing to do with you. ”

Sun Wukong sneered: "If you want to find death yourself, then follow it!" The dead monk can protect you for a while, but he can't protect you for a lifetime, sooner or later I will take revenge for being bullied by you for 400 years! ”

"Na, did you hear that?" Zixia pointed at Sun Wukong, "The Bodhisattva still wants me to influence him, alas, it's all because I don't have the ability, he still looks like he's going to die, so what, Mr. Lu, don't put gold on your face." Again, I'm following him, not you. ”

Lu Heng didn't expect Zixia to say this, much smarter than Duan Xiaoxiao.

He sneered and said to Chen Xuanzang: "Master, what do you say?" ”

Chen Xuanzang sighed: "Who can I stop?" His apprentices are still disobedient, let alone an outsider? ”

Zhu Bajie shouted: "Master, Senior Brother Sha and I are still quite well-behaved. ”

Chen Xuanzang smiled at him: "Good, Wujing is poisoned, in order to prevent him from contaminating food, the task of boiling water and cooking will be handed over to you these days, go cook porridge, Master is hungry." ”

Zhu Bajie was stunned for a long time before he reluctantly said, "Okay." ”

Chen Xuanzang turned back to Zixia and said: "This fairy, since you must follow us, please don't harass my apprentices, they all have big things to do, and if you harass them, you will hinder their future, this is very bad, if it is not good, I will sue the Bodhisattva, I am very familiar with the Bodhisattva." ”

"Ha, you are so despicable that you want to sue!" Zixia looked at Chen Xuanzang incredulously.

"He's always been a vile and indecent person!" Sun Wukong sneered.

"Wukong, you're naughty again." Chen Xuanzang sighed and said, "A few days ago, when I passed by the Treasure Elephant Kingdom, I learned a flamenco dance, and the rhythm is very ......bright."

Sun Wukong closed his mouth and turned around.

Chen Xuanzang looked at Zixia again: "My apprentices are all short-lived and prematurely dead, if it weren't for my master's support, they would have died a single hair long ago." I have worked very hard to protect them, and I have often been misunderstood by them, this fairy, if you make trouble for me, I will be very angry, as long as my apprentice complains to me about you once, I will definitely complain to the Bodhisattva. ”

"You slut!" Zixia was so angry that her teeth itched.

"Why are you scolding me?" Chen Xuanzang's eyes widened, and then he hurriedly let out a sigh of relief and said, "Amitabha, the poor monk has lost his temper. Fairy, if you scold me, I will sue too. ”

Zixia glared at Chen Xuanzang for a long time, stomped her foot heavily, and walked to the side.

Lu Heng nodded at Chen Xuanzang and expressed his gratitude.

Chen Xuanzang smiled, where did Zixia's jade bottle come from?

He didn't think that the Bodhisattva gave it to her to deal with Sun Wukong, because it didn't make sense at all, so there was only one possibility for this matter - the jade bottle was stolen by Zixia.

Since it was stolen, then using Guanyin Bodhisattva to threaten Zixia is absolutely accurate.

"Hey, there's a pretty little spider here!" Zixia on the edge of the cliff suddenly screamed in surprise.

Lu Heng sighed, how could he get rid of Zixia?

"I'm going to keep her and be a pet!" Zixia said happily as she watched the spider crawl around on her arm.

After dinner, the people began to leave the ruins and set up camp to rest.

Zixia opened her mouth and asked again: "Lu Xiaoli, don't you have an immortal mansion?" Why don't you take it out? ”

Lu Heng said nothing with a cold face, but Chen Xuanzang still spoke: "Fairy, the five of us came out to accumulate virtue and do good, subdue demons and eliminate demons, not to enjoy happiness." If the living conditions are too good, it will inevitably wear out people's will. ”

"If the conditions are good, the will will be worn out?" Zixia sneered, "Then your will is too fragile, right?" ”

She looks at Chen Xuanzang very unpleasantly now.

Chen Xuanzang smiled: "In short, the impact is not good." ”

"Cut, hypocrisy." Zixia pouted.

She looked left and right and said, "It's empty, there's not even anything to cover, it's very inconvenient for me to be a girl." ”

"Fairy, I can make you a luxury tent, it's very comfortable." Zhu Bajie raised his eyebrows and smiled.

Zixia glanced at his face, shivered, and said, "Forget it, I'll go find a cave and come back to you tomorrow morning." ”

With that, he flew up and disappeared.

"What does she mean?" Zhu Ba asked Sha Wujing in the direction of Zixia's departure, "Do you look down on me?" ”

Goo-doo.

Sha Wujing spit out a string of bubbles first, and then said angrily: "You think too much about the third senior brother, she just thinks you are disgusting." ”

"That's fine." Zhu Bajie breathed a sigh of relief, paused and asked, "Senior brother, am I disgusting?" ”

Goo-doo.

Sha Wujing spits bubbles.

The night is quiet.

There was silence in the wilderness, and everything fell into a deep sleep.

At a certain moment, when the crescent moon was hidden in the clouds, Sun Wukong, who was lying on the tree, suddenly opened his eyes, jumped forward, and fell lightly to the ground.

He quietly took out the golden hoop stick and walked towards the tent where Chen Xuanzang slept without making a sound.

Looking at the sleeping Chen Xuanzang, Sun Wukong's eyes were full of murderous power, and he raised the golden hoop stick high.

Just as he was about to smash it down, Chen Xuanzang suddenly opened his eyes.

At the same time, an aura behind him firmly locked on him, as long as he dared to move, what was waiting for him would definitely be a thunderous blow.

Sun Wukong paused and let out a long breath.

"Wukong, you're going to kill me?" Chen Xuanzang sat up, "A teacher for one day, a father for life, you want to kill your father?" ”

"Shut up!" Sun Wukong bared his teeth, he turned his head to look at Lu Heng, who locked on him, and smiled: "What are you doing?" Don't tell me you've been influenced by him, and you'd rather be a dog. ”

Lu Heng said expressionlessly: "I just don't want to cause trouble, if you come to the Divine Palm to suppress you and me, if you want to kill him, it will affect me." ”

"Hah!" Sun Wukong laughed angrily, "What are you afraid of? The big deal is death, and I've had enough of these days! Can you get by? ”

Lu Heng said lightly: "There is nothing wrong with eating and drinking, and you can also travel." ”

"Yes, you can, but I can!" Sun Wukong shouted.

He pointed at Chen Xuanzang with a golden hoop stick, gritted his teeth with a hideous face, and said: "You also saw it during the day, in front of the public, he asked me to dance, twist my buttocks, and lose face, for you, what do you do?" ”

"I'll probably dance a little bit more coquettishly." Lu Hengdao.

The movement here also woke up Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing, and the two of them rubbed their eyes and got out of the tent.

Sun Wukong roared: "Don't mention coquettishness to me! I'm Monkey King, I'm not dancing for people to see, isn't it just the palm of the gods? I'm not afraid to come in person! Today I am going to kill Chen Xuanzang, and then gather the thirteen demon kings in the world, and turn against the heavenly court! God blocks and kills God, and Buddha blocks and kills Buddha! ”

Zhu Bajie yawned and said, "Second Senior Brother, your skirt is worn backwards." ”

Sha Wujing said in a daze: "Is the skirt anyway?" ”

"Shut up! You two shit! Sun Wukong shouted, "Now I want to kill people, and those of you who know each other will stand on my side." Otherwise, I will kill you together!" ”

Zhu Bajie yawned: "I'm so sleepy." ”

Poof.

He fell to the ground and soon began to snore.

Sun Wukong looked at Sha Wujing.

Goo-doo.

Sha Wujing spit out bubbles, and suddenly "bang", the whole body swelled and deformed, turning into the original form of a tiger fish.

"It's all rubbish!" Sun Wukong looked at Lu Heng, "You are not my opponent, don't look for death." ”

Lu Heng shook his head: "You can't kill him, you will only bring us trouble, big trouble." Monkey, the Buddha will not put up with you again and again, you have already been suppressed twice, and if you do it again, you will definitely die. ”

"I'd rather die with a bang than live like this!" Sun Wukong roared, "If you want to stop me, I will kill you first!" ”

Lu Heng hooked his hand: "Come on." ”

"Kill!"

Sun Wukong shouted angrily, raised the golden hoop stick, and smashed it at Lu Heng's head.

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