Hell is empty, and demons are on earth. The Buddha said that sentient beings kill for the sake of creating karma. So what kind of karma is the white-clothed demon "killing"? Perhaps it is the greatest "bad karma" in the weakness of human nature in this boundless sea of suffering. - Preamble

(1) Classic routines

"Hello, I'm the online physician on duty, do you have any medical problems that you need to consult me?"

"Hello, I am a nurse on duty online, and you can consult me if you have any questions about male gynecology. We apologize for any interruptions. ”

If you search for disease information through your mobile phone and are recommended to the website of Pu Hospital, I believe you will see more or less similar greetings.

Or, when you confidently add a "beauty" with a high-value avatar to the messaging software, looking forward to the beginning of a beautiful relationship, you will also pop up an opening line like this.

In fact, the experience in Pu Hospital is a variety of routines. Taking andrology as an example (in fact, the routine of other diseases is similar to andrology), first of all, the hospital advertises a lot, telling patients that the hospital has a low-cost examination package, fooling patients to go to the hospital for examination, and then the patient comes to do Doppler yi

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g blood flow test and sexual function test (the report here is printed by the machine unified template, if it is gynecology, blood and urine tests, B ultrasound and other examinations), and then continue to deceive the patient, saying that there is an internal infection (if it is gynecology, it will lie to the woman, saying that there is gynecological inflammation, let it be treated, but in fact there is no problem at all); If the patient has too long baopi at this time, the doctor will also ask the patient to cut the baopi.

If a patient is developed, then it is great, and this patient will continue to be slaughtered. When the patient is pushed to the operating room, the baopi is opened, and the doctor will inject some things such as ointment and iodophor into Yi

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g In the intimal layer, the patient is claimed to have an infection, etc., and the patient will continue to be developed here. The subsequent postoperative treatment is even more bizarre, and the doctors of the Pu hospital will use some machines without power to do unnecessary "treatment" for the patient, wasting the patient's time and the money in the patient's pocket.

To be honest, if you go to this kind of hospital and spend a huge amount of money on treatment, and you can really treat the disease, it is not satisfactory and there are many fewer disputes. But in fact, the crux of the problem is that the hospital knows that the patient has spent money, but there is no effect, and it will even aggravate the condition, but still chooses to deceive the patient and squeeze the patient dry, which is basically a "catastrophe" for the poor.

(2) How to identify

First of all, hospitals that advertise through any channel belong to Pu black-hearted hospitals. For example, on the back of the bus, there is a huge amount of hospital information on the back, or on the Internet to search for hospitals that treat a certain disease, in the first few hospitals on the website, or in hotels, in the hospital, the bad cards or magazines are distributed. In short, as long as the hospitals advertised, they are basically Pu hospitals. Because good hospitals take the word-of-mouth route, there is no need to spend a lot of money to advertise on various platforms.

Of course, there are also those extravagant decoration style of super-large beauty and body centers, dental hospitals, anorectal hospitals, dermatology hospitals, as long as there is no "city of several people's hospitals", or the so-called intimate service as the main "selling point" of the hospital, that is, patients or customers come to the hospital like God to you, such as a special guide to take you to the consultation room, the doctor in the clinic is kind and kind, the tone is very warm and kind, just like the April day in the world, just like going to a relative's house as a guest. But many people don't know that behind this, they are just trying to "hollow out" your money.

Basically, Pu Hospital regards everyone who comes to the hospital as a fat sheep, and basically every patient who comes to the hospital can "develop (internal term, refers to sucking up all the money on the patient)" in place, generally ranging from more than 5,000-30,000 yuan. If everyone in this society is a rich man, then this money will be wasted, and there will be no pain in the heart. But the problem is that most of the people who come to Pu Hospital for treatment are honest migrant workers on the construction site, or "student boys" who are still in the ivory tower and have not yet come into contact with the society, or simple rural village girls who are sincere and kind in their hearts. They have an attitude of trust, but in exchange for the tragic ending of "meat buns beating dogs - never to return", it can be described as the most tragic tragedy in this Langlang world.

Because he has seen too many such "tragic cases", the patient was exhausted by the Pu Department of Black-hearted Hospital, not only did he not get better, but even died suddenly. If you are sick in the future, remember to keep your eyes open when you go to the hospital, try to find the "City People's Hospital" or "County People's Hospital", or a hospital with a good reputation for patients.

(3) The internal personnel of Pu Hospital

Generally, Pu hospitals are composed of a medical guidance department, a consultation department, a nurse station, an inpatient department, a network department, and a logistics department.

The medical guidance department is on the first floor, directly opposite the entrance of the hospital, where one or two or three beautiful girls in pink clothes are kept. Their daily workflow is to see a stranger coming to the hospital, first ask if they have made an appointment online, which doctor they have made an appointment, or if they are looking for someone and who they are looking for. If you make an appointment online, or make an appointment with Dr. Chen, Dr. Li, or Dr. Lin, they will be very active in clicking on the red √ on the hospital registration system, and then enthusiastically take the patient to the consultation room and to the so-called director's office. Note that at this time, the doctor the patient sees is not the one who is actively answering your consultation on the Internet. In fact, there is no such doctor in the hospital at all, this doctor is a fictitious person in charge of consulting in the business group of the network department.

Secondly, talk about a certain department expert in the consultation department, that is, the "director" in the mouth of the medical guide, on the wall outside the clinic, you can see how awesome this so-called "expert director", how awesome his background is, not only proficient in a variety of internationally advanced diagnosis and treatment methods, but also from a certain first-tier city to come to guide, but in fact, this "expert" does not have any qualifications, not even a medical practitioner certificate, is an illegal practice of medicine. Or this Pu hospital, which is specially looking for retired medical personnel to attach their medical certificates to prevent them from being checked by the Department of Health from time to time, causing unnecessary trouble.

A bit of a digression is too much, so let's return to the topic here. If a patient who goes to a Pu hospital is taken to the expert clinic by the medical guide, this "expert" begins the so-called psychological offensive, such as exaggerating the condition of the disease, or telling what harm the andrological disease will be if it is not treated, usually starting from the impact on the lover and the relationship between the husband and wife, which makes people feel ashamed after hearing it. Then, if you listen to the words of the "director" and carry out active treatment, but slowly you will find that not only does it have no effect, but if you confront the director, he will find many reasons to prevaricate you, such as: it is because you have not been actively treated, or the treatment is not in place, and you need to further consolidate the treatment. But the fact is that often after multiple treatments, the money is spent and the body collapses. At this point, if you try to theorize with the hospital leader, it will often go away. But if you are a little bit powerful, you are a thorn-level person, and you expose your experience through the media, and then the person in charge of the hospital will refund you the excess treatment fee in order to calm the situation.

(Voiceover, in fact, you don't use that much.) ）

The nurse station has nothing to say, because most of them graduated from regular health schools and have junior nurse certificates, but they can't enter public hospitals, so they can only come to Pu private hospitals. (Voiceover, because Pu is a private hospital, the work is less and the pay is high, as long as the nurse knows how to cooperate with the director to fool people, she can make a lot of money, so many little nurses come here to transition, and then they don't leave.) ）

Let's talk about the inpatient department of Pu Hospital. The first thing that gives people the feeling is quiet, and many times the quiet is like a bird flying in the sky, leaving no trace, and the silence is surprisingly quiet. However, the reason for this is not only the small number of inpatients, but also the fact that one of the daily tasks of the inpatient physician is to prevent inpatients from discussing information such as costs and treatment methods. The reason is just to avoid patients from being deceived and reduce doctor-patient disputes. In fact, the treatment method of the resident doctor is very simple, basically a device and a medicine. In andrology, for example, after baopi surgery, the treatment equipment is generally an infrared instrument that costs hundreds of dollars per minute, and the resident doctor says that it can sterilize and promote recovery, but in fact, the effect is not great, or it is far from worth the price.

Since the postoperative Baopi is mentioned, I have to say more about several "advanced and safe" Baopi surgeries that are often the main features of Pu hospitals, such as painless circumcision Baopi surgery, boutique miniature carving, European-style circumcision painless Baopi surgery, and the second generation of minimally invasive Baopi surgery in the United States. In fact, these kinds of surgeries are the same kind of baopi surgery in Pu hospital, that is, the traditional baopi circumcision. It's just that because of the different names, the price of the surgery has doubled. In general, the higher the price, the faster the recovery, does not affect life, or can significantly improve sexual function, on the surface, let the patient consider which one, but in fact, the patient will often fall into the "routine" carefully planned by the director of the clinic without knowing it, that is, no matter how the patient chooses, and finally push into the operating room, the surgeon will default to the implementation of the most expensive surgical plan. If the patient has an opinion, the director of the clinic will explain bitterly, safety first, effect first, recovery first, no matter how you say it, he has a reason to follow, so that you have nothing to say.

Then after the operation, he will tell you directly that you should come to the hospital regularly within a week to reduce inflammation to avoid infection. However, the anti-inflammatory effect and recovery after surgery are fundamentally unrelated to what the director of the clinic said, that is, the recovery is slow, the anti-inflammatory cost is high, and the follow-up cost is high - it takes about half a month to reduce inflammation, hundreds or thousands of times a day, and it takes more than a month to basically heal. On the whole, in public hospitals, there were originally more than 1,000 minor surgeries that could be fully recovered, but in Pu hospitals, there were no 10,000 or 20,000 don't want to run, and many people were victimized because of this.

Let's talk about the network department of the Pu hospital. The main work of this department is "network drainage" and "online appointment", that is, to make an appointment with a patient from the Internet, and then call to urge the patient to rush to the hospital for treatment. If you subdivide the types of work, there are editors, extrapolation, artists, programmers, bidders, business generals, as well as supervisors and directors, a one-stop process.

The editor's daily task is to update the content of the articles on the hospital website, 40 articles a day, requiring pseudo-originality, and trying to be caught by Baidu spiders. Therefore, in order to make a difference, the editors copy from the east and the west every day, and all kinds of miscellaneous things.

The extraferral is to post various articles with links to the hospital website on various websites every day, such as the current common headlines, Sina blogs, etc., with the purpose of allowing uninformed patients to click into the hospital website for consultation, so as to make an appointment with patients. Of course, another task of the extrapolator is to eliminate negative information about the hospital, such as spending money to delete negative news about their own hospital on the Internet, so that some bloggers who specialize in writing negative news about enterprises have become rich.

The task of the artist is to improve the aesthetics of the website, usually retouch the pictures, so that the website looks particularly formal and professional, and during the New Year's holidays, there will be some preferential activity page maps, in order to attract the attention of patients and increase the access time of the website.

Business Pass is the name of a group of people who use a consulting software called "Business Pass". The usual content is to reply to the questions and answers of online patients, as a made-up doctor. But its main purpose is to make an appointment with a patient (voiceover: the patient's condition information will be noted on the registration system, which is convenient for the medical guide to confirm and facilitate the development of outpatient physicians), because the appointment is successful and the patient comes to the hospital for consumption, the business staff will have a commission of several hundred yuan, so this group of people do everything they can, so they do their best, the eight immortals cross the sea, each shows their magical powers, often tirelessly makes phone calls, and often tirelessly asks patients for numbers and appointments with patients, just to get more commissions. Therefore, in the business pass, the salary of ordinary personnel is usually about a few thousand yuan, and those who have a particularly good performance have a salary of one or two thousand.

The bidder, simply put, is the network drainer, mainly through Baidu paid promotion, so that patients can see the hospital's promotion page, and then achieve the purpose of allowing patients to enter the website for consultation. It can be said that the search content of ordinary people on the Internet, these bidders can see. Even, the bidder also has a mobile phone number scraping software, as long as the patient searches for the disease on the Internet and enters the hospital website, the background staff can capture the number, basically more than 2000 numbers can be captured every day.

The supervisor is generally held by Putian people, mainly women, and the usual work content is mainly to prevent department members from slippery, cope with the work, and facilitate the maximum management department members. As a supervisor, generally found that the work of the department members was wrong, they would talk to him, first to know the feelings, then to move the reason, and finally to see that he could not control the employees, so he took the initiative to persuade them to dismiss, the reason is - I don't want a mouse poop to spoil a pot of soup.

The director is the most stressful in the network department, but the work content is the most leisurely. If the director fails to meet the performance requirements of the hospital shareholders for two or three consecutive months, he will be fired immediately, which is cruel. To say that his work is idle means that the ordinary work content is to issue orders from the hospital's senior management to the supervisors and let them implement them; Or talk to the staff about work and life, and even sometimes secretly say to everyone in batches, "Work hard, open a new group in the second half of the year and let you be in charge of the supervisor", but in fact, the supervisor is not the turn of the masses (especially men) outside the Putian people, and it can also be said that it is the unspoken rule of the position promotion of the internal staff of the Putian hospital.

Finally, let's talk about the logistics department of the Putian hospital, which is composed of older Putian men, who are mainly responsible for the hospital's internal chores and staff logistics. For example, we distribute quilts, pillows, keys, etc. to new employees. Or, if there is no water in the hospital water dispenser, move the bottled drinking water to solve the daily drinking water problem.

Postscript: Since the Wei Zexi incident occurred in 16 years, time has flown for three years. In the past three years, the rampant degree of Pu Hospital is still the same, the badness of Baidu bidding advertising is still the same, and countless people are still experiencing the same tragic story, all of which is still indignant. Although it is understandable that people who work in Pu hospitals have their conscience in order to support their families, after all, life is difficult and it is extremely difficult to support their families. But in any case, the rich and noble class that has always ascended by exploiting others, by harming others, and by stepping on other people's flesh and bones, is always bloody, always guilty, and always despised. Although people in the world often say that people can't make a fortune if they are not ruthless, I still hope that for the rest of my life, this person will be less miserable and more warm, so that the love of the world is still there. After all, the bitter sea is also red dust, and it is always a little better.