Unplanned

"Looking for money and food from the revolutionaries?" The orangutan officer finally understood, so he scratched the top of his head, which had few hairs, snorted coldly at the county magistrate, and beckoned those ** to follow him. After all, between beating the county magistrate and getting money and food, the latter is more important.

At this point, I have to say that the Brownstone Star Revolutionary Party is incompetent, and after a day of defeating the county seat, they have not straightened out these things. If it weren't for the fact that these bandits didn't have any brains, they would have started a long time ago. However, not long after the gorilla officer walked out, two more ** ran back, pointed a gun at Xiao Baoshi and said, "You two come here!" The boss said, when we meet with the revolutionary party, you tell them that you should give us money and food! ”

The county magistrate looked like a smile, but Xiao Baoshi opened his mouth and asked him, "What is your county called?" ”

He went all the way down, the previous secretary had introduced the county magistrate, Xiao Baoshi built a spiritual matrix, and it is a basic ability to never forget, and naturally he will not forget what the other party's name is. He opened his mouth to ask the county magistrate, but it was an attitude.

"Brownwood." The county magistrate also understood what Xiao Baoshi meant, but he was not polite.

Xiao Baoshi nodded and said, "Brown County Magistrate waited for a while. ”

After that, he and the fat man followed the two ** out of the county office, but saw the orangutan officer waiting outside, and when he saw the two of them coming out, he scolded: "He's fucking unhappy!" After grinding and grinding for so long, the brothers of Lao Tzu have faded out of their mouths! If you don't have any money and food, Lao Tzu burned this bird county! ”

Xiao Baoshi sighed and said to him: "Let's go, I'll go with you to ask the revolutionary party for money and food." ”

It is really a matter of course to be a soldier and eat food.

You can't ask the grassroots soldiers below to tighten their belts for the sake of their ideals, right? This reorganized regiment is not 108,000 miles away from the standard of the revolutionary army, but it is not at all touched, and people are soldiers just to eat food.

So asking for money and food, Xiao Baoshi felt that it was reasonable, although the attitude was very bad, and he smashed a table in the county office, but it was not unbearable. The fat man is a man with eyes, although he can't understand the dialect of Brownstone Star, but he guessed a few points about it, he didn't shout anything, just followed Xiao Baoshi and walked forward with those **.

But when I walked through an alley, I bumped into two indigenous women, who looked at these ** and hurriedly quickened their pace.

Then the gorilla officer laughed lewdly and shouted, "Little beauty, stop!" Fuck run and shoot! ”

The two nativewomen seemed to be smart people, and knew where to stop and what good fruit to eat? Not only did he not stop, but he also ran.

But the orangutan officer gave an order to those ** and divided into two teams, one team followed behind the female native, and the other team went around the other road and blocked the exit at the end of the alley. Dozens of **, surrounding the two indigenous women in this alley.

"How did he know that these two were mothers? Fuck, why can't the fat man see it! Nima's really can't see it! It's a little beauty, you want to say that Angela is like that, although it is not my race, but she is indeed a big beauty! The two in front of me, if you don't have any clothes, you feel like two white-haired monkeys, at most there is only one cute word, but how can you tell that it is a woman, and how can you tell that it is a beauty? The fat man stood on tiptoe, looked over the shoulders of those **, and asked Xiao Baoshi.

Xiao Baoshi asked in surprise, "You can actually understand the indigenous dialect?" ”

"How hard is it? The fat man is also an earthling, right? I can't build a mental matrix like you, but in our cerebral cortex, what are the ion channels or what is Dr. Aaron talking about? Anyway, it's awesome, okay? The fat man said triumphantly.

"Fat man, this is not right, you were on the Kryptonian space battleship before, didn't you claim that you were a Kryptonian, and said that your size is proof of this?" Xiao Baoshi deliberately made fun of him.

Rao is fat man has no face and no skin, and he is also a little embarrassed, so he immediately changed the topic: "Captain, are you a little human?" This is all robbing the people's daughters! You just remember to hurt me, that's too much to say, right? ”

Although for Xiao Baoshi and the fat man, it is impossible to distinguish between men and women, but for the ape officer and his subordinates, the two in front of him are absolute beauties. They had surrounded the people, and the gorille officer smiled lewdly and said, "Beauty, if you want to be interesting, just go with the master honestly!" You must know that now the county seat is under the rule of the reorganized regiment, and the master is the commander of the fifth battalion! Go back with the master, there are benefits for you! ”

It's rare that these few words are not mixed with any foul language.

But the two snow-white aboriginal women did not speak, they pulled out a few short black sticks from the package behind them, and quickly twisted the tails to form two long sticks. Then the two leaned back to each other, and one of them said, "Get out of the way, we don't want to hurt anyone." ”

Xiao Baoshi listened, this voice seemed to have a little baby sound, but it was very cute.

However, the orangutan officer seemed to be enraged: "Don't want to hurt people? Beauty, are you scared when you are a master? If it weren't for the fear of being discovered by the gendarmerie team, Lao Tzu would have taken you two down a long time ago! ”

As he spoke, he instructed his subordinates: "What are you doing in a daze? Don't shoot, get on! ”

The twenty or thirty ** rushed up, but the two female aborigines were very good, and they were actually smashed by five or six of them, and there were seven or eight people injured. The orangutan officer was also startled, and as soon as he engaged, two or three seconds, that is, a face, twenty or thirty ** under his men, who had also seen blood, more than half of them were injured, and those five or six were lying on the ground, and they still didn't know whether they were alive or dead!

"Good skills, but beauty, if you bump into the orangutan master, you are unlucky!" The orangutan officer threw his hat and pounced.

Xiao Baoshi said in a low voice: "These two women are almost at the level of opening the first layer of genetic locks. ”

As he spoke, a long black stick flew into the air, but as soon as the gorilla officer made a move, he forcibly knocked the two female aborigines' long sticks away.

"Holy shit, how is that possible? The first layer of gene locks is at its peak! The fat man exclaimed.

"Such a backward planet, this is at least a hundred years behind the earth, right? How is it possible to open the gene lock one by two? ”

Xiao Baoshi didn't speak, but just bumped into the ** in front of him all of a sudden and grabbed in.

One of the two natives had been vomiting blood, and the other was holding a stick in front of her, but she was clearly no match for the gorille officer. Defeat is only a matter of time, and it will not take more than five seconds.

Xiao Baoshi stood between the orangutan officer and the nativewoman.

The fist of the gorille officer was less than twenty centimeters away from Xiao Baoshi's face.

The reason why he stopped his fists was not because Xiao Baoshi showed stronger fighting skills than him.

"Killing, the fastest, is still a gun." Xiao Baoshi said calmly, and he held a gun in his hand and put it on the forehead of the orangutan officer.

"You dare to shoot?" The orangutan officer sneered and stretched out a finger to pull the barrel out of his forehead.

His movements were fast, and the barrel was pulled out by him, but "Smack!" There was a gunshot.

Xiao Baoshi also shot at the same time, hitting the orangutan officer's shoulder, bleeding profusely.

But the gorille officer, who was holding his shoulders, burst out laughing.

Even wave your hand to stop those who raise their rifles.

After a while, the sound of neat footsteps came, and a group of gendarmes appeared at the entrance of the alley.

The gorille officer looked at the running gendarmerie, pointed at Xiao Baoshi and the fat man with a cruel smile and scolded: "You are dead!" ”

Then he hurriedly said to the soldiers of the gendarmerie: "These miscellaneous pieces, hiding guns, want to rebel!" said that he would kill the whole group and avenge the Soros family! ”

The gendarmerie was a soldier who came down from the space fleet, and the captain just wanted to salute Xiao Baoshi and the fat man, but he was stunned when he heard it.

The other team members couldn't understand the indigenous language, but they could see the movements of the ape officer, and they could guess about seventy or eighty percent, and they really couldn't laugh or cry.

Xiao Baoshi sighed, since he went to the county office, he found that he sighed more and more.

Some things, it's not that he wants to meddle, he wants to take care of it.

It's just around, and I really can't stand it.

"Take it all, if there is resistance, kill it." Xiao Baoshi gave an order to the gendarmerie.

These guys in the reorganized regiment seem to be very obedient to the gendarmerie, probably with the majesty of killing, no one resists at all, and they don't even dare to scold, including the gorilla officer, all of them honestly put down their weapons and tied their hands.

The fat man stood up, raised his hand and slapped the gorille officer, and scolded: "You really have no lower limit to death!" I don't know the captain, the fat man only led the gendarmerie yesterday and cut off more than a dozen or twenty heads along the way! The fat man has such a stylish appearance, such a connotative body type, a real group of monkeys, such an outstanding handsome guy, you don't even recognize it! ”

"Fat man, take the supernatural powers, I'm about to throw up, okay?" Xiao Baoshi rolled his eyes on the side in protest, and the fat man Zhen Sui was really getting more and more shameless.

At this time, the two female natives came over to thank them, and before Xiao Baoshi could speak, the fat man spoke in a stiff indigenous language: "Is your surname Sun?" I look at this county, and the two of you are worthy of the surname Sun! ”

"Shut up." Xiao Baoshi had to speak.

He pointed to the orangutan officer and said to the soldiers of the gendarmerie, "Leave him behind." ”

Because for Xiao Baoshi, there were some things that exceeded his expectations.

The first thing he asked the two natives was, "How did you unlock the genetic lock?" ”

In the same vein, he asks the Ape Officer, "How did you unlock the genetic lock?" ”

Originally, Xiao Baoshi thought that on this planet that is more backward than the earth, he and the fat man have opened the second genetic lock, and even the fat man has opened the third gene lock in terms of physique; Liu Yiyi, who is very talented in fighting, is naturally stronger than the two of them.

Then there is no difficulty in participating in the brownstone event and achieving the image of a hero.

But now, it seems to be starting to exceed his expectations.

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