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Fuhai City, 9th School District, Senior 3 (3) Class.
Li Changsheng yawned and looked at the test paper in front of him, all of which were blank test papers, of course, except for the place where the teacher wrote a zero with a red pen, this test paper was no different from a new one.
However, this kind of score is already the third year for him, and the so-called debt is not pressing, zero points, and he is used to it if he has more zero.
"Ha~" Li Changsheng stretched and prepared to sleep.
"Li Changsheng, this time you still have zero points in all six subjects?"
Just as he was about to continue to sleep with his head down, his tablemate Song Yiren suddenly turned his head and glared at the dead pig who had been sleeping on the table all day.
Hearing that Song Yiren actually spoke to Li Changsheng, all the students in the class turned their heads and looked here.
Li Changsheng raised his head helplessly, but as soon as he looked up, he found that the school flower at the same table had actually developed again.
Looking at this angry face, people can't help but want to tease her, and the weirdness of Huaxia sportswear can't hide her well-developed hot body.
Especially this chest,
This towering mountain!
No wonder it was named the school flower!
"I'm obedient, what have you eaten, it's getting bigger again!"
Li Changsheng couldn't help blurting out.
And the classmates who had all their eyes focused on this suddenly lost their jaws, and the air instantly froze, as if everyone had stopped breathing.
"This beast, why did the teacher let him sit next to Song Xiaohua in the first place?"
"I don't accept it!
"How dare this zero egg man who has been taking the zero egg test for three years in high school dare to tease Song Xiaohua in public?"
The boys in the class were filled with righteous indignation, beating their chests and feet, and their angry eyes were like sharp swords, as if they were going to kill this beast with this gaze.
Li Changsheng slowly looked up along the hot chest gaze, and saw this beautiful face full of anger, and subconsciously scratched his neck and said, "Eh, hahaha~"
Li Changsheng tried to cover up this embarrassing scene with laughter.
"Hmph, Li Changsheng, look at you, do you still have the appearance of the top student in the Fuhai City High School Entrance Examination now?" Song Yiren's beautiful eyes were cold, his hands were clasped in front of his chest, and he said indifferently: "I knew that I wouldn't have been at the same table with you at the beginning." ”
Hearing her say this, Li Changsheng suddenly recalled his first meeting with Song Yiren.
He was the top student in the high school entrance examination in Fuhai City, and the famous ones were in the newspapers, and Song Yiren was the second place, in order to learn from Li Changsheng, she applied to the teacher to sit at Li Changsheng's table.
As a result, I didn't expect this champion in the high school entrance examination, and after going to high school, he scored zero points in the next exam, and he was nicknamed "Zero Egg Man".
"Don't, if you don't share the table with a handsome guy like me, that's your loss, you know, you will regret it later!"
Li Changsheng said to Song Yiren with the appearance that you have made a lot of money.
In fact, he has bitterness that he can't say.
The day before he entered high school, he unexpectedly obtained a system called the city's strongest corpse kun system.
It's just that this system is similar to a pet cultivation system, and the corpse kun that Li Changsheng got is just an egg, but in order to take care of this egg, Li Changsheng is very busy.
At the beginning, Li Changsheng also felt that he had obtained a system, and he would be able to become an invincible boss in the city from now on.
But who would have thought that this corpse kun would have to be taken care of once every half an hour, and take care of it for twenty minutes at a time, and if it was not taken care of, it would be shocked by the system's whole body and tortured in various ways.
It was okay at first, but after a long time, Li Changsheng felt that life was better than death, he didn't get enough sleep every day, he didn't have energy in class, and he didn't have any personal time at all.
And for Li Changsheng, the exam is simply the best rest time, for a long time, you can sleep after filling in a name, although you have to get up again in half an hour to take care of the corpse.
Therefore, he is also a zero egg man.
"Shameless!" Song Yiren flicked his ponytail and stopped chatting with Li Changsheng.
"Boss, don't make Song Xiaohua angry, she is also for your good. ”
The young man sitting in front of Li Changsheng turned his head and said.
His name is Zhong Yueming, and he is Li Changsheng's primary school classmate and a good brother for life.
"Don't worry, watch me show you Song Xiaohua's laughter!"
Li Changsheng winked at Zhong Yueming and said with a wicked smile.
When Song Yiren heard this, he couldn't help but snort coldly, and the table was pulled a little farther away, indicating that he didn't eat oil and salt. The beautiful face is full of the meaning that I am not familiar with you, don't come to mess with me.
Looking at Song Yiren, who was already obvious and could no longer express his anger, Zhong Yueming couldn't help but hold his forehead and said:
"Boss, even if you want to coax people, you don't have to say it so loudly, right? You said it so loudly, Song Xiaohua can still laugh, I have your surname." ”
Li Changsheng smiled and said, "Wait and see!"
Song Yiren couldn't help but deliberately make a cold face, wanting to see what tricks Li Changsheng was going to play again.
I saw that Li Changsheng was actually dragging Song Yiren's sleeve, and a beautiful man's face, who was originally handsome and handsome, actually pouted, approached Song Yiren less than five centimeters in front of him, and said in a coquettish tone:
"Little sister, little sister, don't be angry, okay? ”
"Boom!"
Seeing that his boss actually relied on selling cuteness to make Song Xiaohua happy, Zhong Yueming couldn't help but curse 'shameless' in his heart.
Song Yiren saw that Li Changsheng was such a beautiful man who was actually cute and coquettish at her, and his 'huh' was so cute, which made her girl's heart sprout, and the corners of her mouth subconsciously rose.
Li Changsheng saw the corners of her mouth rise again, but before he could laugh, he struck while the iron was hot and used the cat's claw posture to do it again.
"Chirp Mi Chirp Mi~"
"Puff~"
Song Yiren really can't stand Li Changsheng, a shameless guy, a big man is actually cute, the most hateful thing is ......... It's so cute.
Li Changsheng saw her smile, and immediately got carried away and said to Zhong Yueming: "[Li Yueming] understand!"
Zhong Yueming hurriedly waved his hand and said: "No, no, I was deceived, who sees that you are all flirting, and the previous bet is not counted!"
Li Changsheng's eyes widened, looking at this shameless guy, and secretly said in his heart: Why is this guy so shameless, and I don't know who he learned from.
"A raccoon dog!" Song Yiren looked at the two and commented.
"Little sister, I'm not the same as him, he's a shameless person, I'm not. Li Changsheng turned his head, "I want to be a dignified seven-foot man, handsome and chic." Wu Yanzu is already famous all over the world because he is only three points handsome, and .........."
"You better think about what to do with the college entrance examination in a month!" Song Yiren said coldly as he looked at Li Changsheng, who was in the midst of narcissism.
"College Entrance Examination, take the exam casually!" Li Changsheng waved his hand casually, acting carelessly, obviously not taking this college entrance examination to heart.
"Take the exam casually?" Song Yiren stared at Li Changsheng with a pair of good-looking big eyes, "You want to sleep in the college entrance examination room again, and then get zero points in every subject, right?"
"Zero Egg Man?"
Looking at the mud in front of him who couldn't support the wall, Song Yiren suddenly had ups and downs.
Facing the turbulent waves in front of him, Li Changsheng used a lot of mind to divert his gaze and said lightly:
"Not necessarily, if I'm in a good mood, maybe I'll do it and take the Tsinghua Peking University exam or something. ”
"Poof~" I saw a classmate next to me who was drinking water choked, sprayed a big mouthful of water, and was coughing.
Everyone's classmates also looked at Li Changsheng with an idiot look, is this guy crazy?
In the three years of high school, I took zero eggs in the exams, but now I say that if I am in a good mood for the college entrance examination, I will take the test paper of Tsinghua University or Peking University.
Did you guys take us for fools?
This scenario is not possible at all, okay?
"Li Changsheng !!" Song Yiren completely broke out, "The college entrance examination is the first important turning point in life, and it is a major event in life. Can you take your cynicism away and take it seriously?"
"Take it seriously~" Li Changsheng touched his chin, he seemed to be insensitive to the torture of this corpse kun for the past three years, and he hadn't taken a serious thing for a long time.
This is the first time in the three years of Song Yiren's high school that he has seen Li Changsheng appear to be seriously and deeply thinking about something.
The handsome and handsome side face, the right hand gently supports the chin, the sword eyebrows are horizontal, and the pupils in a pair of black eyes are like stars, which can make all women in the world addicted.
"Then I'll take it seriously!"
Li Changsheng nodded in a special way, and everyone couldn't be thundered when they heard it.
Feelings: Your old man has never taken the college entrance examination seriously?
Only Song Yiren saw the demeanor of the former champion of the high school entrance examination in Fuhai City from Li Changsheng today, that demonic genius, who almost won the champion with a close to full score in Koko.
"It's too late for you to take it seriously now. Why don't you do this, I'll lend you my review materials for review, if you don't understand anything, just ask me, and I'll try to help you review. "Song Yiren knows that Li Changsheng has either slept on his stomach or on his stomach in the past three years, and now he is afraid that it is really too late to work hard. The college entrance examination is a gathering of all the knowledge learned in the past 12 years, and now there is only one month left, and it is completely too late.
"What university do you want to go to?"
Li Changsheng ignored Song Yiren's kind help, and instead asked a question that the whole class of boys was curious about.
Song Yiren heard Li Changsheng's question, hesitated, sighed, spit out his red lips, and said:
"Southern No. 1 University!"
"Okay, then I'll be admitted to the No. 1 university in the south!"
Li Changsheng winked at Song Yiren, with a charming smile on his handsome face.
"You..... There's no way you're going to pass it!"
Song Yiren felt that Li Changsheng was a little too ambitious.
"What if I get in?"
Li Changsheng's tone carried a hint of involuntarily convincing confidence.
"If you get in, then I'll be your girlfriend!"
Song Yiren made a bold decision.
"Hahaha, then you can't forget today's words!"
Li Changsheng had a wicked smile on his face.
If you have a girlfriend, you can do whatever you want? Li Changsheng subconsciously looked at Song Yiren's fiery figure under the wide school uniform, as well as her red lips and stunning appearance, and licked his lips.