Chapter 14: The Dog's Rivers and Lakes
I think this moment is the most handsome moment of my life, and I don't know where I got the courage to say such imposing words.
Those three young people are five big and three thick, with dragons and phoenixes carved on their bodies, and they don't look like good men and women, and I regret it a little.
They looked at each other and walked up to me with sticks, "Boy, what did you just say?" ”
"Huh?" I smiled and scratched my head, "Nothing, what did I just say?" I don't have a good memory, I forgot. ”
Woohoo!
Wangcai yelled at me three times.
The wounds on its body were not yet healed, and some of the wounds burst open, and blood flowed out.
The three of them had already approached me, "What the hell do we have to do with stray dogs?" What's up? Breaking the law?! ”
"Don't break the law, of course don't break the law. I laughed and said, "Do you want me to hit three with one?" This is an impossible task.
"And you're from the Society for the Protection of Animals? Or a dog lover? Yes?! ”
I shook my head, "Neither, it's just...... It's my dog. ”
Woof!
"I'm not your dog!" Wangcai is still angry with me.
"Yes." I said seriously, "It's not my dog, it's mine...... Friend. ”
Wangcai looked at me, gasping for breath and not speaking.
The three guys looked at me in surprise, and one of them, Huang Mao, said, "Hey?!" Strange, this guy is asking himself? ”
He reached out and poked me in the head, "Is there something wrong with this guy's head?" He also said to himself that this stinky dog was his friend! ”
I actually hate being poked in the head, so I took a step back, "That friend, can you not poke me in the head?" Isn't everyone aware that dogs are friends of humans, in fact, if you want, I would also like to be your friends. ”
Huang Mao looked disdainful, "Be our friend? Do you deserve it? ”
One of the hedgehog heads at the head heard the meaning of my words and said viciously: "Silly X! He's calling us dogs! ”
"No, no, no...... You guys misunderstood, I didn't mean that, really! It's true! I said with a grin.
Only then did Huang Mao react, he stretched out his hand and poked my head fiercely again, "I see that you really have a hole in your brain!" Even our three young people in the north of the city dare to provoke! I think you want to die...... Oops! ”
I suddenly moved my hand, grabbed his fingers, and with a great effort, broke his fingers in reverse, and he screamed in pain.
"Don't move! Don't move! I pointed to the other two and said, "I might break his fingers if I do it!" ”
"Fuck you!"
"Look for death! Let him go! ”
To be honest, in the past few days, I have made up for the fights that I haven't fought in the past 20 years, but I also understand the essentials of fighting, just three words, fast! Permit! Vicious!
Just like the Huoyun Evil God said, the world's martial arts are only fast and unbreakable.
As long as you seize the opportunity to attack them unprepared, as you did just now, the situation will naturally be on your side.
"I swore it!" I said solemnly, "I'll never let anyone poke my head in the head again in my life!" ”
As I spoke, I increased the force on my hand, and Huang Mao screamed in pain, and his whole face was deformed.
"Release! Hear no! Or I'll beat you to death! ”
The other two were armed with iron rods, ready to move.
"Prosperous! Prosperous! Can you go?! I asked Wangcai.
"Yes!"
"Then I'll count one, two, three! Let's run! ”
The hedgehog head spat out, "! What a fool! No matter! Hit him! ”
"One! Two! ”
Before my three could shout, Wangcai suddenly ran towards me.
"I'll go!"
I immediately ran away, and the three men chased after me, shouting and waving their sticks.
Wangcai ran very fast, and disappeared in a puff of smoke, so that I had to find a small alley and spare the three people for a long time.
I panted and wiped my sweat, and saw Wangcai at a junction from the entrance of the community where I lived, and it seemed to be there for a long time, lying on the ground licking its wounds.
"How...... What do you think? Want...... Do I want to take you to the doctor? ”
It stood up and shook its body, "No! Who made you nosy? I can handle it. ”
It is said that a dead duck has a hard mouth, and it seems that a dog is also very hard without a dead mouth.
I sat on the floor, drenched in sweat, "Can you handle it?" You're about to be killed, and if I hadn't shown up in time, I think you'd have turned into a dog meat hot pot. ”
"That's none of your business, I'm a passer-by, you're a passerby!"
I sighed, "Okay, okay, I was wrong, okay?" ”
"Okay, I accept it, so what you just said was true?"
"Honestly, I sincerely apologize to you."
"It's not this, it's you who said I'm your friend."
"Yes, really." I looked at it and blinked, "Honestly, but ......"
"But what?"
"Since it's a friend, about Zhao Yue, no matter what happens to her, don't tell me again, you are wronged and wronged first, and live in my company, how about it?"
Wangcai half-squatted up, looked at me, and stuck out his tongue.
I said very seriously, "If it's a friend, just promise me." ”
"Okay, let's go."
Wangcai stood up.
I touched its head, "Thank you!" ”
I had just stood up and was about to leave, when suddenly several shadows leaned towards us, and Wangcai became alert, grinning and bel-uh warning from his mouth.
It was a couple of stray dogs, no, a dozen stray dogs to be exact, and they came silently, like an army, apparently coming at the two of us.
Less than ten meters away from us they stopped, the line broke up in the middle, and a tall earth dog came up with a long scar on the corner of its mouth, very recognizable and vicious.
This dog is full of momentum, this posture, is simply a senior big brother.
"You're the alien dog on the ninth floor?" The guy was the first to speak, but apparently wasn't asking me.
Wangcai half-squatted down, "Yes." ”
"I heard you bit that teddy nunu in the morning?"
"Yes, so what?"
I feel that something is wrong, I can't come to avenge Nunu, right?
"Very good, I like you kid a lot, how's that? Interested in coming to me? ”
"You are? The boss of the district? ”
The guy also half-crouched down, and the next second, the dogs around him squatted down together as if they had received an order, well-trained, like soldiers, and I couldn't help but swallow my saliva at this scene.
"That's right." The big dog's tone was slightly arrogant, "I'm the boss of this area, crocodile!" ”
Alligator? How did you get the name of this stray dog? How is one stranger than the other?
The crocodile continued: "There are fifteen districts in this city, four districts in the north of our city, eight districts in the middle of the city, and three districts in the south of the city. ”
Wangcai shook his head, "No." ”
The crocodile sighed dissatisfiedly, "Forget it, foreign dogs can understand it if they don't understand, how about it?" Would you like to get rid of your big stupid master and join us? I guarantee you'll get the good stuff you can't eat in a human home, and,, whenever you want, are available. ”
I'll go...... I can't help but want to complain about this boss, why is it the same as what those social brothers said on TV? Can you change some lines? Can't they buy people for something else? It's all this cheesy stuff.
Wangcai looked at me, "To be honest, I really want to get rid of this stupid big guy, but...... No way, who made me his friend? ”
"Huh? Do you take humans as friends? Idiot! What an idiot! So you mean you just want to be a pet dog? Forever revolving around humans, like human heels? ”
"Actually, it's good to be a pet dog."
"Hmph." The crocodile stood up on all fours and shook its body, "Looks like I misjudged you." With that, he turned around and prepared to leave.
"Wait." Wangcai stopped the crocodile.
"What? Changed your mind? ”
"No, I mean to tell you." Wangcai also stood upright, heroic, "It won't be long before I replace you as the boss of this district!" ”
The crocodile suddenly lay on the ground and rolled wildly, laughing, but laughter was worse than crying.
"What do you say? Did I hear it wrong? Giggle...... Do you have a pet dog? Want to be the boss?! Hahahaha?! I'm laughing to death! ”
"Isn't that funny?"
"Of course it's funny!" The crocodile said viciously: "Do you know that there has never been a district where the boss is a pet dog, but it is impossible for a dog to be the boss if someone keeps it!" ”
"I know that I didn't have it before, but it doesn't mean that I won't be the first in the future, and I will soon become the first regional boss, or even the city boss."
"Are you kidding me? Do you know that the Tibetan mastiff on the tenth floor of the building behind you was defeated by us, and it's up to you? Want to replace me? Or are you the same as your stupid big master? Is it stupid? ”
"Do you want to try it?" Wangcai said, the hair on his body exploded all of a sudden, and his mouth made a uh-uh sound.
Uh-uh-uh...... In an instant, all the stray dogs made an attacking gesture, fighting, and it was on the verge of breaking out.
"That's it!" The crocodile gave an order, and all the dogs returned to normal, "You are injured, I don't like to take advantage, when you are well, I will wait for you at any time." ”
With that, it led the group of dogs and slowly disappeared into the night.
"I'll go!" I couldn't help but jump, "It's really better than the movie, Wangcai!" I really didn't expect that your dog's world is really more exciting than human society, and it has the flavor of rivers and lakes! How can I say this, the rivers and lakes of dogs! ”
Wangcai shook the hair on his body, cut it, and said let's go, it's going to rest.
"Let's go, it's not too early, you just told me about your plans on the way, I'm interested to know your full plan now."