"Captain, you're bad enough!" The fat man looked at it and laughed, he was referring to Xiao Baoshi If he activated the gauntlet at the beginning, then it would not be so difficult, but with the fragments of defense, it was naturally impossible to be beaten into brain death by Xiao Baoshi at once, "You are using your life to fool you!" ”

Xiao Baoshi shook his head, as he said, he never thought of himself as the protagonist, so he never thought of himself as the protagonist. He tried his best to do everything he could, and he didn't hope for a pop. However, after the gauntlet's call, he couldn't be careful: "Not only did you use it at the beginning, but it would definitely not hurt the fragments." ”

"What's more, gauntlets are not something that should be brought in a fighting class, and after being discovered, it is a violation."

"What I'm worried about now is that they're going to tune in to the video, and once the video is called, it's likely that they'll find the gauntlets." Xiao Baoshi was not without worries.

After all, he can't really be a last resort.

"Video? Don't worry about that! Although Silly Moe hasn't obtained ROOT permission yet, when I rushed over, it took control of all eighteen combat training rooms of this space battleship. If it doesn't even have the ability to modify the video, then let's just throw it into outer space. ”

The fat man didn't care about this, what he cared about was: "Captain, your spiritual matrix, you feel very dick!" You hurry up and think about it, think about it carefully, this is really not Lushan Shenglongba, this is like Dugu Nine Swords! Right? Anticipate the enemy's opportunity, and you can overturn the opponent without internal strength! ”

"No, the spirit matrix must have data parameters first, and then I can quickly get the calculated data."

"Moreover, not to mention the Dugu Nine Swords copycat version, it really has the function of Dugu Nine Swords, I feel that this step is also the limit." Xiao Baoshi was a little helpless.

"It's like a fragment, I just hold a sword in my hand, that is, I stab him, do you think that for the fragment that opens the first heavy strength, speed, reaction, and physique, I can cut off his head with a sword? Even if I find a flaw and stab him, do you think I can really hurt him? ”

The fat man's expression was a little gloomy when he heard this: "Also, if you only open the first genetic lock of your physique, if you are the same as me, that sword in your hand can still kill effectively." To add the speed and reaction of the fragments, that is, with a sword in hand, it is also a natural egg! ”

Suddenly, Xiao Baoshi hurriedly said to the fat man: "Let the cute don't modify the video!" ”

"Huh?" The fat man couldn't react for a while, but he was used to listening to Xiao Baoshi's words, so he still said, "Silly cute, did you hear that?" You don't need the fat man to tell you again, right? ”

A voice came from the living computer in the cabin: "Fatty, I warn you! Insult a Kryptonite and you'll pay the price! ”

", are you a smart brain, or a castrated version of the brain that executes the will, or a Kryptonian?" The fat man said disapprerovingly, "Besides, the captain also calls you cute, and it's not the fat man who calls you alone." ”

"You're not the captain! I'm a Kryptonian! "This smart brain doesn't know what to smoke crazy, it seems to be carried with the fat man.

The fat man is not a fuel-efficient lamp, especially on the lips, but he quickly withered, because of the cute big move: "You must know that there are auxiliary life computers everywhere on this battleship!" Perhaps, filming some of the behaviors of a fat man and sending them to the personal terminals of some female soldiers will have the effect of curing diseases and saving people! ”

"You dare!"

"Why wouldn't I?"

The fat man gave in: "Okay, the fat man admits it, what do you want?" What do you call it if you don't call you cute? ”

"You should call me, honorable Silly Silene." The computer occupied by the auxiliary brain said this seriously.

Xiao Baoshi is really going crazy by these two guys: "You guys are enough, shut up!" ”

The fat man pulled the topic back at the right time: "Captain, why don't you let the cute modify the video?" Isn't there something wrong with the gauntlets? ”

"Because the female lieutenant colonel will help us deal with this." Xiao Baoshi was really afraid that the fat man and the cute man would make some kind of demon moth, so he also directly said the crux of the problem, "And we must let the lieutenant colonel, that is, the laughing Lister, deal with this problem, as long as we plan to stay on the battleship, even if we do this?" ”

The fat man didn't understand: "Shall we figure it out ourselves?" If the lieutenant colonel wants to deal with this, she has to put some thought into it, right? She thought we had to help her, but when she saw it, fuck, how could it be? It's been done a long time ago! ”

"And then?" Xiao Baoshi looked at the fat man helplessly.

The fat man scratched his head and said puzzledly: "Then she thinks we are very awesome!" ”

"No, then she'll think we're uncontrollable, or a hidden chess piece by some force."

"So she began to guard against us and find out every bit of our roots."

"We're just two hostages, hostages who have made the kidnappers take precautions, and usually nothing ends up."

The fat man was a little unconvinced: "What if she didn't notice it at all and didn't go to help deal with the video?" ”

"No, there's no way she hasn't noticed."

Xiao Baoshi denied the fat man's statement: "She was outside the training room and repeatedly emphasized that we should go first. ”

"She can't be ignorant of our conflict with poison."

The fat man licked his tongue: "Captain, you have become scheming. ”

"Because we're too weak and don't want more, we'll be killed at any time."

And at this time, Xiao Baoshi's personal terminal received the message, and after he confirmed, a three-dimensional window opened in front of him, and he saw the female lieutenant colonel sitting behind the wide office. Her side face with a huge scar was facing Xiao Baoshi: "You are my person, the video of the combat training room, don't worry; You are my man, and you have to deal with it yourself. ”

Her people, she will protect; Her person must have the ability to deal with the investigation of the Judge Advocate General's Office.

This is the radish and the stick - if Xiao Baoshi can't deal with the Judge Advocate General's Office, if he doesn't have that ability, then he is naturally not a female lieutenant colonel, and if he doesn't have that qualification, then she won't shelter him.

Then she just took the string, in the same style as ever.

"She said you're her man! Captain, you're so tasteful! The fat man rolled his eyes and said this meaningfully, and also showed an expression of "everyone understands, you don't need to say it".

Xiao Baoshi ignored him and asked at the life computer: "Silly cute, you check the work arrangement, me and the fat man, how much time can be freely arranged every day?" Why don't we stand guard or something? ”

The army will always be on duty and strict work arrangements, or how can it be called a disciplined force?

But Xiao Baoshi's cute reply surprised Xiao Baoshi: "The work report shows that after you boarded the ship, until now, the data of the last battle has been reviewed; In the next half month, you will complete the second review; In this cycle, by the time you finish the eighth review, you should be close to the Infinite Star. ”

The fat man was stunned for a moment, and exclaimed, "Isn't this?" The fat man reviewed it three times, and the captain checked it five times, and the fucking review was already over! ”

"Stop playing. Playing this kind of meme again can only show that your IQ is declining. Xiao Baoshi made the fat man stop.

This is clearly the care given to them by the head of the data department – it means that they have no work to do in these hours.

"Because data review is extremely exhausting, you're not on the sentry list." Silly continued.

"Help me and the fat man apply for access to the indoor shooting range and the fitness room." Xiao Baoshi gave an order to the computer.

And this undoubtedly made the fat man feel uncomfortable: "Captain, what are you practicing?" If we eat brains, do we have to practice physical fitness? It's a bit interesting to practice driving a space fighter or a space battleship or something. What do guns and physical fitness have to do with us? Besides, don't you solve all the fragments? ”

"Someone from the Judge Advocate General's Office is coming to investigate me."

"When the Major went to get the debris, no one from the Judge Advocate General's Office showed up."

"When the debris wanted to kill me, no one from the Judge Advocate General's Department showed up."

"And as soon as I took out the shards, they showed up."

"Why?"

"Because we're too weak." Xiao Baoshi tugged at the fat man's shirt and asked him very seriously, "If the fragment faces Lucifer, do you think he dares to make any threat?" Or just walk away and return the potions you received? ”

The fat man remembered Lucifer's powerful attack power, and couldn't help but shudder: "I think it must be the latter." ”

"Yes, it's definitely the latter." Xiao Baoshi let go of the fat man, sighed and said, "When the poison faced Lucifer, why didn't he make a move?" Why didn't he feel offended? You know, you were just a little slower when you gave the recipe, but in the end we offered to give him the recipe for free, and we still thought that we had offended his dignity and had to lick his boots like a dog to have a chance to live! ”

"Why didn't he say that to Lucifer?"

The fat man lowered his head helplessly: "The birdman is too strong, so strong that the poison doesn't dare to squeak, just find a step and go down for yourself." ”

"Yes, only the strong have dignity."

"If we are strong enough, then the lieutenant colonel should give us conditions to recruit us, instead of watching us live on the streets with a cold eye! Because she knows that we are weak, we can't survive in the spaceport, and we have to ask her for help after all! ”

The fat man's face gradually became serious, and Xiao Baoshi's words ignited his fighting spirit and enthusiasm!

"Captain, you're right, I can't stand it, this feeling of being ignored! Hurry up, hurry up and practice! Be sure to get stronger! ”

Xiao Baoshi walked to the hatch and looked back, but saw that the fat man did not move: "Let's go?" ”

"Captain, you have become stronger, I believe that with you covering, no one will dare to bully the fat man! Hahahaha! Why should my brother suffer that hardship? Fuck, you do it again! Captain, if you do it again, my brother will turn his face! ”

Xiao Baoshi couldn't bear it anymore, and dragged the fat man's neck around: "Okay, you are smart, I will practice by myself, I will show my strength, and move forward with a load!" ”

"Stop! Stop! Captain, let go, I think you practice alone, this is not good, the fat man is very righteous, let's advance and retreat together! ”

"Really?"

"Is the fat man a braggart?"

"Yes."

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