I found you have a knife on your head
Neuropathy - my brother said that about me.
I have a problem with my brain - my sister-in-law said the same about me.
My brother and sister-in-law only said this after I told the truth. That day, they drove an Audi back to the countryside to see my father and my mother. The car stopped in front of the house, and the sound of the horn straightened the ears of a villager. The villagers all said, look at the big son of the Han family, the director is in charge, the car is sitting, the big bag is carrying, and the daughter-in-law is carrying the same shallot.
My father and my mother kindly let the people who came to see my brother into the house, took out the cigarettes that my brother had brought, and scattered them in people's hands. So they gathered around my brother and asked him about his position, with whom he reminisced, and with whom he begged to do something. My brother was in the face of a chief, holding his bulging general's belly, humming and coping, and my father and mother stood in the middle of the room and laughed vividly.
At that time, I was huddled in the wall, looking at my brother without blinking. I narrowed my eyes as I looked at it. At this time, I found that my brother had a knife hanging over his head, a very sharp and sharp knife, and the knife was dangling, dangling, and could fall at any time. After discovering this problem, I squeezed in front of my brother and said anxiously, brother, brother, I found a knife on your head.
Everyone's eyes brushed the ground and suddenly looked at the director's head. They didn't see the knife, they only saw a bamboo pole dangling above my brother's head, which my father used to hang the mosquito net in the summer.
So, my brother and sister-in-law said the first two sentences.
That day, when my brother was about to go back to the city, he told my father and my mother that the second child should go to the hospital to see his illness, and I am afraid that I will not even be able to say a partner if it is too late! My father and mother nodded hurriedly. I said, I'm not sick, I'm telling the truth, I really found you have a knife on your head.
My mom and dad listened to my brother, and they really brought me to the city to see a doctor. In the hospital, the doctors gave me an EEG, X-rays, and even CT. Then I signed my case book. I recognize those two words as "normal."
We stayed at my brother's house for the night. My brother is now in a very good bureau, so my brother can live in a 170-square-meter four-bedroom and two-living room house, and can enjoy all modern life. As I sat in my brother's spacious living room watching that home theater, I was reminded of watching open-air movies in the countryside as a child. I said to my father and my mother who were stuck on the sofa, Dad, mother, I will also be the director of the bureau and build a movie theater for you in our village. My father and mother looked at me, pouted and said, silly boy, don't think about beautiful things, let's watch TV well!
When we were about to have dinner, my brother's car driver came to pick us up. When he sent us to a big hotel, he said to my sister-in-law: Director Han is waiting in room 208, and I will pick you up after dinner! With that, he drove away again without a sound. My sister-in-law led us upstairs, and my brother was talking to a big guy in the room. Seeing us come in, the big man hurriedly stood up, put us all in the main seat, and then handed his eyes to my brother, Director Han, can you go to the food? My brother nodded very reservedly, leaned over and said to my father and mother, Manager Song is a big name in our county, he heard that your second elder is here, you have to arrange a light meal, Lao Song is good at everything, but this enthusiasm is too annoying! My father and my mother also used the etiquette of the countryman to politely say a few words, and Lao Song poured water for us while sending a smiling face to the old man.
There were some convenient dishes on that light meal, stewed soft-shelled turtle, steamed river crab, brine base shrimp, and a plate of venison; I also served a very convenient bottle of wine, the name is easy to remember, it is ghost wine, no, drunkard. I can't eat those convenient dishes in the country, so I ate a little more, and I made an exception to drink two glasses of wine, what kind of ghost wine, poured into my throat and burned the fire uncomfortably! My mother stepped on my feet under the table, and I said mother, if you step on my feet, I can't care so much!
I was full, and my brother and Boss Song's wine was only halfway through. I don't know when they called in a waiter, and the waiter poured a cup and they drank it, and they would fucking enjoy it. I just looked at Boss Song and my brother. Looking at it, I noticed the knife on my brother's head again, it was dangling, almost next to my brother's scalp. I want to tell my brother, but I'm afraid they will scold me. Eat other people's short mouths, forget it, let's sweep away other people's fun!
But in the end, I said it. It was when I left the hotel for dinner, Manager Song gave two bottles of ginseng wine and two Hongta Mountains to my brother, Director Han, wine, for the old man to drink, this cigarette, you can smoke it yourself. As he spoke, he slapped twice on the cigarette. My brother gently pushed it and asked my sister-in-law to accept it. Just as my brother was in the car, I saw a knife hanging from the door. At this time, I couldn't hold back any longer, and I said loudly, brother, be careful, you have a knife on your head!
Again, I was scolded. The next day, my father and my mother took me back to the country. I can't eat such a convenient meal anymore. I've been hungry for a long time.
The phone rang that late at night quickly and suddenly. I got up in a daze to answer the phone, it was my sister-in-law's voice. Second, your brother has committed an accident, he ...... He went in, and the damn old Song didn't put cigarettes in the cigarette box, it was money! You...... You and our father and mother will come tomorrow! After saying that, my sister-in-law was already crying.
I couldn't say a word with the earpiece. My mom and dad woke up, and they asked me what had happened, and I gloated that the knife on my brother's head had fallen.