Chapter 2 Demolition of the House
Chapter II
Hu Pan wore a night coat and walked on the roof of Kyoto City, although his debut has only been a year, and the popularity of the rivers and lakes is almost zero, but who has not yet played a trick, one day he will be as famous as his master, and then return to the field......
Hu Pan remembered something, so he sat cross-legged on the highest restaurant in the city, touched his chin, and muttered, "What am I going to steal today?"
Liu Huaye has been washing his hands for a month, and Hu Pan doesn't know what he wants to do when he goes out for a night trip every night?
Hu Pan frowned slightly: "Master~I miss you~"
Hu Pan also estimated that Liu Huaye had bought a good house, and he couldn't make a name for himself in it, so let's go back and see the master first.
"Hey...... Why are you here, boy? What about your master? Suddenly, a figure fell on the roof, this person's gorgeous and flamboyant clothes, outstanding appearance, with a handsome and handsome face, captured the hearts of many young girls.
Hu Pan turned his head to look at the person who came, and when he heard the voice, Hu Pan knew that it was zha Bufan.
"Of course my thief is stealing something here, my master has washed his hands in a golden basin, and you don't know" Hu Pan said with his hands around his chest.
Cha Bufan smiled disdainfully and said, "Are you still a thief?"
Hu Pan retorted: "Cut! One day I'll be a thief! ”
"Gotta take you, I suggest that Liu Ye give you a resounding name, she doesn't listen, a good name gets twice the result with half the effort, I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you, tell me where your master went"
Hu Pan instantly exploded and said, "What's wrong with my name?" Why should my father and mother change it? Scold...... I still want to know the traces of my master, what do you want to do? I don't want to be my teacher."
"Huh...... Just your master's virtue? Who would like her? I'm just curious why did she wash her hands in the golden basin? ”
"Peacock ......" Hu Pan stood up, stood opposite Cha Bufan, and said: "My master will not take a fancy to you, a narcissist, or a big carrot."
"Don't talk nonsense, tell me where your master is?" Cha Bufan said impatiently.
Hu Pan raised his feet and wanted to leave, but said arrogantly: "I won't tell you"
Cha Bufan stretched out his hand and grabbed Hu Pan's collar and walked to his side, Cha Bufan was a head higher than Hu Pan, and Hu Pan looked up at Cha Bufan with disdain.
Hu Pan said coldly: "Let go of me!"
"Speak quickly!"
"Let go of me! Dead peacock! Hu Pan yelled angrily.
A middle-aged man's voice came from under the restaurant: "Which hero is it?" Can you be quieter? ”
“……”
The two were silent for a moment, Cha Bufan took Hu Pan out of Kyoto, came to the suburban woods, the two found dry firewood and lit a fire, Cha Bufan caught a hare, plucked the rabbit skin and put it on the fire to roast.
The fire roasted the rabbit meat sizzling, and the rabbit meat that Hu Pan turned, Cha Bufan sat aside and waited.
Cha Bufan said: "Can your master survive when he returns to the mountains and forests?"
"My master said that she wanted to live in the countryside and to go farming to live her retirement life"
Cha Bufan almost choked on saliva when he heard this, shook his head and said: "It's not a family, you don't enter a family, you two masters and apprentices are really real, one dares to say and the other really dares to listen, she still farms with willow leaves?" How often have you been separated from your master? ”
Hu Pan estimated the time and said, "It should be a month."
Cha Bufan slapped his forehead and sighed: "It's over, tell me where your master is?"
What do you mean by that? What's over? ”
"You don't understand the power of it when you start late, don't let your master stay alone in one place for a month, not for half a month"
"Why?" Hu Pan didn't know why.
"Now we may still be in time to find your master, and we will set off after eating rabbit meat."
"Why? Why should I listen to you?"
Cha Bufan said again: "Okay, then I'll tell you a story about your master, I remember that three years ago, your master was caught by the god Qian Zhengke once, and because there was no evidence, he treated your master back to his own home, your master eats, drinks, and sleeps are not polite at all, and within half a month, Qian Zhengke's house will be a mess, which is called a miserable one, and when he left, he said that this house is good, and he will come back next time, and since then Qian Zhengke has seen your master detour."
Hu Pan smiled: "The master is not a master, he is a master, amazing!"
"You still don't understand? It's hard for you to become famous online without an IQ."
Hu Pan squinted at Cha Bufan and said, "I'm only sixteen this year, don't worry!"
Cha Bufan applauded and sighed: "What a master and apprentice!" I'm talking about why don't we hurry up and see your master, she may be demolishing the house."
“…… How could my master have demolished the house? Is it that scary? ”
Cha Bufan squinted and smirked: "It's not just horror, you're still too young."
"The rabbit meat is almost ready, let's hurry up and go to Suyun Town after eating"
Hearing Cha Bufan say this, Hu Pan was a little worried about his master, although he had only been apprenticed for more than a year, but his master's character was very likely to break down.
Within two days, the two of them rushed to Suyun Town, and Hu Pan took Cha Bufan on the avenue.
Cha Bufan looked at the fields on both sides and said, "Suyun Town is indeed a suitable place for retirement, with beautiful mountains and rivers."
Hu Pan said proudly: "My master's vision will not be wrong"
"Just your master's character? Fortunately, I didn't return to the mountains and forests, and the mountains and forests didn't know what to be destroyed by her."
"Hey! Be careful when you speak, you dare to say bad things about my master in front of me," Hu Pan said dissatisfied.
"Yellow-haired boy! In terms of seniority, I am on an equal footing with your master, you have to call me a senior, you dare to speak loudly to me, and you are impatient? Be careful, I educate you for your master! ”
"......Shh Uncle! ”
Cha Bufan was not happy when he heard the old words, and said coldly: "Who do you say is old?"
"You're old!" After Hu Pan finished speaking, he immediately fled with the horse's belly.
"I'm so handsome! You still dare to call me old! There's a kind of kid, don't run! Cha Bufan also accelerated to catch up with Hu Pan.
When the two were fighting, Hu Pan saw a house not far away, so he stopped, and Cha Bufan also looked at the house, his face full of black lines.
The two acres of deserted fields were overgrown with weeds, the drunken wine jars in the courtyard were crooked, and even the roofs were still wine jars, and the remains of gnawed bones, and flies flew around on them, how messy and messy they were.
"......" Hu Pan was speechless.
Cha Bufan said: "I'm right, why don't you go into the house and see if your master is still alive."
Hu Pan glared at Cha Bufan: "The dog can't spit out ivory from his mouth!"
Hu Pan dismounted and ran into the room, the hall was full of clothes, bottles and cans, wine jars and dishes, and there was no way to get down.
"Master, master, master, where are you?" Hu Pan called worriedly.
Liu Huaye heard Hu Pan's voice, her body moved, opened her sleepy eyes, burped, and muttered: "Banban, Panzi, is it you?" Good boy, I think of being a teacher."
Hu Pan heard the sound of willow leaves, ran to the bedroom and didn't see anyone, and there was still no one in the three rooms.
"Master, where are you? Why didn't I see you? ”
Suddenly, Cha Bufan stood on the roof and said lightly: "What about the roof again!"
Liu Huaye looked at the black boots standing in front of him, looked up, and wondered, "Scum, why are you here too?"
"I heard that you washed your hands and returned to the countryside, come and see if you have demolished your house"
Liu Huaye stood up and smiled heroically: "How is it?" My newly bought yard"
“…… Tell your apprentice to clean up quickly, a smell of wine and meat stinks to death, Liu Huaye is also a woman, pay attention to the image is good, like a big man, you haven't taken a bath for a few days? ”
"I washed it once on the head of the month," Liu Huaye said truthfully as she recalled.
Cha Bufan was stunned for an instant, and hurriedly stayed three meters away from the willow leaves.
Liu Huaye jumped off the roof with a white glance, and when he saw Hu Pan, he was excited and moved: "Banban, I want to kill you for the teacher."
While saying that Liu Huaye wanted to rush forward to hug Hu Pan, Hu Pan smelled the smell of wine and hurriedly stopped: "Master! Sit down in the pavilion for a while, and I'll clean up the house for you!" ”
"Good...... It's good that there are still apprentices," Liu Huaye sighed.
Hu Pan scratched his head embarrassedly and went to clean up the house.