"Where is this?"

Fang Xiang felt like he was floating in the air.

The body is soft, and I can't exert any strength.

His state at this time was muddy and confused.

Fang Xiang heard the strange voice from before again.

"The host is in a state of mental distress, and the presence of corpse poison has been detected in the body."

"Automatically upgrade the host to a zombie constitution."

"It hurts!"

Fang Xiang let out a low breath, feeling that his chrysanthemum was tight, and it seemed that something was stuffed into it!

But the body seems to have recovered somewhat.

Fang wanted to open his eyes slowly, but his body couldn't move.

This is a white world, his body is full of tubes, just now the chrysanthemum was exploded, and it was stuffed into a tube.

"What the hell?"

He frowned and watched it all.

"Hello, master!"

A white light flashed, and a vague figure appeared directly above him.

The figure gradually became clear, and a cute little face appeared in front of Fang Xiang.

"Ahem!"

The moment Fang wanted to see the other party, he immediately closed his eyes.

"Little, little girl, you put on your clothes first."

"Clothes?"

Two white lights suddenly appeared in Lori's eyes.

"Ding! The scan is completed and the knowledge of the Earth's dress is gained. ”

Immediately, a cute lotus pink bubble dress appeared on her.

Fang Xiang squinted his eyes and peeked at it, and found that the other party was wearing clothes.

The little girl has curly blond hair, a doll-like appearance, and a lotus pink bubble skirt, which should be the little angel in Western mythology on TV.

I'm already dead?

The question is, how did I, as a pure Oriental, get into heaven?

He asked in a low voice, "Are you an angel?" ”

The eyelashes on the big blue eyes of the little Lori twitched slightly: "I am the guide provided by the Tricky Gu System for the host. ”

"What's that? Tricky system? Wizard? ”

Fang Xiang was stunned for a moment, what kind of thing is this.

"That's right, you won the first prize in the random lottery of the General System Service Center, and you were lucky enough to become the host of the Tricky System."

"Nani? Random lottery, you liar! ”

"The guide is the host's most intimate little treasure, and he won't lie."

Little Lori, a baby who looks aggrieved and wants to cry.

Fang Xiang meditated: Whoever deceives must not be believed, and deceives absolutely!

"Don't be like this, can't I believe it?"

Fang Xiang still lost to the ultimate cuteness of the stunner Little Lori.

"Uh-huh!"

When Xiao Lori heard him say that she believed it, she instantly jumped up: "Master, let's become stronger together!" ”

As she spoke, she was more cautious.

"What gets stronger?"

"Become the strongest Mr. Tricky in the universe!"

"Will I be able to flip the sky then?"

"Maybe!"

"Oh, but I'm not interested."

"Master, don't you want to become stronger, look at the mountains, and marry Bai Fumei?"

"I don't want to!"

"And what do you want?"

"I just want to be a salted fish, turn over and bask in the sun."

"But you're a zombie now, and you can't bask in the sun."

"What, zombies?"

"Yes, you're the lowliest purple zombie now."

"Purple, purple what?"

Fang Xiang's brain is in chaos now.

"Purple zombie, zombie levels are divided into: purple zombie, white zombie, green zombie, hairy zombie, flying zombie, wandering corpse, ambush corpse, and non-bone. You are now the lowest-level Purple Zombie. ”

I've become a zombie!

Doesn't it mean that I can no longer live a normal life?

He once fantasized that he could become an engineer in the future, marry a beautiful wife like Xu Wantao, and live a life that others envy, but not exaggerated.

Thinking of Xu Wantao, he was full of spirits, is that woman a zombie?

I want to hide my face and repent!

O God,

I know it's wrong, forgive me,

Tell me it's all fake!

Fang Xiang, you are a big fool!

You say that you are not an idle egg, it is not good to provoke anyone, you have to provoke zombies.

Looking at Fang Xiang's red and green face, Xiao Lori asked curiously, "Master, what's wrong with you?" ”

"Can I turn back into a human being?"

As he spoke, Fang Xiang choked up a little.

"Zombies are more powerful than people!"

"I still like to be human."

"Well, that's okay too!"

Hearing this, Fang Xiang seemed to grasp the life-saving straw: "Angel! What should I do? ”

"Do tasks, accumulate trick points, and then you can exchange human physique."

"Really?"

"Really."

To be honest, little Lori is very strange, the human physique is so ordinary, why does he want to become a human?

"Great! Heaven will not kill me! ”

Fang wanted to struggle to get up, but the pipes pulled him very uncomfortable.

"What's going on?"

"You've been poisoned by a corpse, your soul is damaged, and the system is helping you repair your soul."

No wonder he was stuck in a tube all over, he thought for a while and said, "Anyway, I have nothing to do, you tell me, what is this tricky system?" ”

Hearing him ask this, little Lori seemed very happy, and she happily spun around in the air.

"Ahem."

Then Fang Xiang accidentally saw the other party's pink Nenei.

Well, pink,

There's also a Peppa Pig on it.

"The tricky system is a system dedicated to tricks, you are now the host of the system, Mr. tricky, you can accumulate tricky values by doing tricky tasks, and exchange them for powerful props and terrifying abilities."

"Tricky system? To put it bluntly, it's a whole person. ”

What kind of Rausch subsystem is this, so idle that it hurts, and it specializes in the whole person?

"Well, not exactly."

Little Lori thought about it and shook her head again.

"What do you mean?"

"In your words, the object of your tricks is demons and monsters!"

"What!"

As soon as the chrysanthemum tightened, Fang Xiang felt that the tube seemed to be inserted deeper!

……

"Why haven't you come yet?"

"I'm thankful for all the flowers I waited for."

"Shouldn't the goddess release the pigeon?"

"Why didn't that Fang Xiang come?"

The cat on the back mountain was in the dark, waiting for the ice goddess to go on a date, from seven to half past eight.

As a result, not to mention Fang Xiang and Xu Wantao, they didn't even wait for Mao.

"Let's just say how can a goddess date a man!"

A fat man in the crowd suddenly came to say, and everyone instantly fried the pot.

"Sure enough, it's a rumor!"

"Haha, no wonder!"

"Whew! I finally resisted the urge to kill! ”

I saw a flat-headed public with a relieved face, and slowly put back the fruit knife in his hand.

"Emma! You're so ruthless. ”

The man glanced at the other man and put the switchblade back in his pocket.

"Can't compare, can't compare."

The man who said this took back the axe that was beside him with a black bag.

"Holy! You guys are so fierce! ”

The fat man who had spoken earlier gave them a thumbs up, and then he walked down the hill in a gray manner.

Everyone thought that the other party would not come, and they all dispersed.

"Damn, fortunately, Fang wants to make a false shot, this is coming, forcing the meat bun to beat the dog, there is no return!"

The fat man who slipped down the mountain was Buddha Xiaoxiao, and he praised Fang Xiang's wisdom as he ran.

……

Xu Wantao sat at the dining table, looked at Fang Xiang on the side, and muttered, "It seems that they are exaggerating."

As she spoke, she reached out to wipe the remaining blood from the corner of her mouth.

Xu Wantao took out her mobile phone and dialed the phone.

A low, hoarse voice came from there.

"How?"

"It's too weak."

"Huh?"

The voice hesitated slightly, pausing for a moment before replying to her.

"You've met?"

Xu Wantao's dark eyes glanced at Fang Xiang on the ground: "Hmm." ”

The voice on the other end of the phone was a little hesitant: "You did it?" ”

"Hmm."

She looked at Mo Ran expressionlessly, not knowing what she was thinking.

"Don't go too far, after all, there's still some kindness."

"It's dead."

Silence, silence on both ends of the phone.

After a while, the voice sounded again.

"Really dead?"

"It's really dead."

"Then forget it."

"Hmm."

Hanging up the phone, Xu Wantao stood up, walked to the clearing, and waved his hand with a punch.

Seemingly a soft punch,

A deep pit was dug directly into the ground.

Xu Wantao walked back to Fang Xiang's side and picked him up.

The zombie suit on Fang Xiang's body swayed in the wind, looking extremely ironic.

"Blame, blame the strange marriage contract."

She casually threw Fang Xiang into the pit.

Xu Wantao glanced at him deeply, and with a wave of his hand, Fang Xiang was buried.

"I don't like to be arranged."

After saying this, Xu Wantao turned around and walked out of the grove without looking back.