New Year's Special Chapter (not related to the text) The Chinese New Year's Eve of the Blood Domain family
"Heck, we're tired from buying these New Year's goods, you'd better pour us a glass of water and let us catch our breath. Yang Gushan and Zhu Yao sat down as soon as they entered the house, arguing for water.
"Who made you two the biggest of this, and those who can work harder. Vortex said coolly.
"Wow, do you have a little conscience, the two of us are busy for this family, and you still say some cool things. Zhu Yao said angrily, "I'll just say that you are the most idle person in the family." ”
"Big brother, second sister don't talk more, I'll go and post couplets with my senior brother. Wang Botian hurriedly compensated Vortex Lunwei from the room, and then pulled Vortex Lunwei out of the house, "You, you can die if you don't say a few words." ”
Vortex Lunwei said: "You have to go, just I'm a bad guy, you can pretend to be a good person everywhere, and also, we are all married, a family, what is the name of the senior brother, the third brother, do you hear." ”
"I'll use the object control bar to paste the couplet, are you taking a closer look at the alignment. As he spoke, Vortex Lunwei used his spiritual power to make the couplet fly on the door, "How is it, is it all right?" ”
Wang Botian looked at it: "It's good to lower the left side of the horizontal batch." ”
Vortex Lunwei carefully adjusted and asked, "What now?"
"Well, okay. ”
Then he fixed the couplet and said, "Let's put the blessing on the door." ”
As he spoke, he also pasted the word Fu on it.
Lin Qianyu walked out of the room to see their results, and couldn't help laughing: "Haha, third brother, you are so stupid, don't you know that you don't want to be blessed?"
Vortex Lunwei suddenly blushed and said, "Nonsense, your third brother and I are so smart, I just slipped my hand just now." ”
"Let's go, let's go in. With that, Vorlun Wei entered the house first.
Wang Botian and Lin Qianyu entered the house, and saw Brother Gu Shan and Sister Zhu Yao in a daze.
Lin Qianyu asked, "Big brother, second sister, why are you losing face?"
Yang Gushan replied: "Why did you buy so many dishes, who cooks?"
Chen Shanhu in the room said, "I will do it, my father taught me." As he spoke, he moved the dishes to the kitchen.
Lin Qianyu pulled Wang Botian: "Let's go, let's go help Brother Xiaohu." ”
Wang Botian looked embarrassed: "But I don't know how to cook!"
Lin Qianyu gagged her mouth: "Hmph, you don't know how to cook, don't you know how to wash and pick vegetables?"
Zhu Yao said: "I didn't expect the fifth brother to be able to cook, what a good man at home?"
Hu said. Vortex Lunwei suddenly dragged a long huzi sound, "A good man at home, obviously it's me, a good man is me, I'm Vortex Lunwei." With a smug eyebrow.
Yang Gushan sneered: "You are a big radish." ”
Wu Lunwei was unconvinced: "Brother Gushan, you have it, you must be jealous of my beautiful face, just what you are so scary, don't come out to scare me." ”
"Why do you have a problem with my appearance? Otherwise, if we have a fight, then you won't know why the flowers are so red if you don't have a few hairs on your face!" Yang Gushan looked threatening with a black line.
"Practice, practice, will I be afraid of you?"
Zhu Yao came over and said, "Oh, Vortex Lunwei, the author has set you as a flowery carrot, so don't be stubborn with us." ”
Vortex Lunwei muttered: "What the is this author?, the update is slow, the writing is poor, if I am the protagonist of other novels, this good thing must be mine, and the girl should run into my arms." ”
Zhu Yao smiled gloomily, and patted his palms gently: "Third brother is trying to say, should I also fall into your arms?"
Vortex Lunwei said curtly: "Where, where, a girl like Sister Zhu Yao, I don't deserve it." ”
"Yo!" Shen Daotian let out a strange voice, "I didn't expect our vortex Lunwei to be humble." ”
Yang Gushan kept his arm around Shen Daotian: "Just let some people know that there are still people in this world who can control him." ”
"Let's go, Xiao Shen, let's go to the kitchen to help, such as chopping vegetables or something. Yang Gushan hugged Xiao Shen and walked to the kitchen.
After Shen Daotian listened, he lowered his head and released himself from under Yang Gushan's arm, "Big brother, let's go and help by myself, I'll go and water the flowers on the balcony." "After saying that, he will run away.
Yang Gushan stood behind Shen Daotian: "Hey, Xiaosi, is there anything between you and Xiaohu, from the truth." ”
Shen Daotian turned around: "Big brother is nothing, it's really nothing." ”
Yang Gushan had an expression of ghost believing your words, turned around and walked into the kitchen.
When Chen Shanhu brought all the food he cooked to the table, everyone was stunned.
Zhu Yao exclaimed: "Fifth brother, fifth brother, how invincible you are, how lonely, you are so full of color and fragrance, I am really hungry." Then I'll quickly grab a chopstick and taste it first. ”
"Don't, second sister, let's take a family photo with our mobile phone first. Lin Qianyu said.
Chen Shanhu said: "Hey, it's a play, it's a play, we are in the Dharma realm, how can we have a mobile phone." ”
"Oh, yes, that sixth brother, you're not the protagonist, you see you design a technique, a technique that can take pictures. Lin Qianyu said.
Shen Daotian said: "Don't say it, I don't believe you that Xiaotian is the protagonist of this book, you see that he has few roles and insufficient ability to portray him, which adds up to not much like a Cai Wai." I think Cai Wai has a greater sense of existence than him. ”
"Fourth brother, you can't speak, you can't hit Xiaotian so much, you don't listen to his talent is so outstanding, I believe the author will be able to discern the pearls. Chen Shanhu said.
Shen Daotian continued: "Yes, yes, yes, the eye knows the pig. ”
Chen Shanhu said: "Fourth brother, I finally know why you have so few scenes, you always say bad things about the author behind your back, of course he won't give you a role." But I don't blame you, after all, in this play, I am stronger than you, taller than you, and I live in the same room with the protagonist, so I should have more scenes. ”
"Well, it seems to make sense, in the end I am the fourth brother and you are the fifth brother. ”
"Shen Daotian, what do you want?" Chen Shanhu was a little angry.
So Shen Daotian sang, "What else do you want me to do?
Zhu Yao sighed, "Hey, don't say it, OK? As one of the main characters in this chapter of our blood domain, I have only described me in a few strokes so far, and I have been wronged and died." ”
Wang Botian said: "Second sister, it's this girl, what era is this, Mandarin must be standard, don't forget, we have to send voice red envelopes at night, we can't make a fortune, just look at this Mandarin." ”
"Yes, second sister, second sister, are you hungry, I'll give you something to eat. "Vorlun is going to be a little clever.
Zhu Yao thought about it, and was really a little hungry, so he said, "Okay, I'm really hungry, um, but for the New Year, I want to eat dumplings." ”
After saying this, everyone laughed, and Zhu Yao looked like he didn't know why, "Hey, what are you laughing at?"
Lin Qianyu forcibly stopped laughing: "Second sister, haven't you discovered this routine yet?" and then continued to laugh.
Zhu Yao thought about it carefully, and then grabbed Vortex Lunwei's ear with one hand: "Wow, good you Vortex Lunwei, you are real skin, I don't think you have ever died." ”
Vortex Lunwei was in pain: "Sister, sister, sister, I was wrong, the little one doesn't dare anymore, just spare the little one this time." ”
Zhu Yao said: "Hmph, I think you are with you, the author is virtuous, and his heart is perverted and obscene." ”
The crowd laughed again. "Huh! You men are so unhealthy. Then he thought of Lin Qianyu just now, "And you, Xiao Qi, how do you know, I always thought you were stupid and sweet!"
Yang Gushan said: "Sister Zhu Yao, don't talk about it, the girls nowadays are all precocious, and the children in the first grade of primary school know that men and women are not close." ”
"Yes, my mother has given me sex education since I was a child, saying that she wants to prevent me from harming other girls. Chen Shanhu smiled.
"What about Xiaotian?" Zhu Yao still didn't give up.
"That, I only found out because I went to a small secret realm with Dong Kun's predecessors. Wang Botian replied.
Shen Daotian made another poisonous tongue: "Cut, who doesn't know that the author is a lewd uncle, and you are the protagonist, can you not know?"
Wang Botian said curtly: "No, no, no, the author is only eighteen this year." ”
Shen Daotian then said venomously: "I heard that the author is very sassy this year, and if he doesn't complain for a day, he will be uncomfortable, he will be like this when he is eighteen this year, and he will still have it when he reaches eighty?!"
Lin Qianyu helped to say: "Actually, the author is also a person with a story. ”
Vortex Lunwei just took a moment of leisure, and then continued: "Cut, he is also a story, let me tell you, my story is much stronger than the author's, to say that it is good, the author's feelings are called unrequited love, depressed, and it is unpleasant, it is called before it begins, it is over, so I can only create happiness with my own hands." ”
"Bang-" There was an extra bag on Zhu Yao's head, and by the way, "Pay attention to what you say." ”
Chen Shanhu looked at the bag on Vortex Lunwei's head and felt pain, so he said: "Today's New Year's Day is exhausting to death, everyone try what I made, as a top good man in the blood domain, I still have some strength." ”
Everyone began to move their chopsticks, and at the same time, the voices of admiration were gushing, and even Shen Daotian, who had always been at odds with Chen Shanhu, said it was good.
"Smack, smack, smack. "There was a knock on the door.
Yang Gushan went to open the door, and it turned out to be Reggie standing outside the door.
"Brother Reggie, why are you here? Quick, sit inside. ”
Reggie entered the house, looked around, and began to praise: "They all say that your house is very good-looking, really good, clean and tidy, bright and generous."
Lin Qianyu said: "Brother Lei Ji, come to dinner, I'll serve you rice." ”
Vortex said: "Don't, let's have a bunch of the protagonist's brothers and sisters eating, and he is a supporting role and something blind." ”
Reggie said, "Vortex Lunwei, that's not right, the accessories are also very important, okay, besides, I can help you when you go to the north of the Blood Domain later." ”
"Cut!"
After the meal, Reggie said: "Actually, I'm here today to greet all book fans on behalf of our supporting characters." ”
"Now that I've been here, it's time for me to go back. ”
Yang Gushan went out to see off guests, and others also began to clean up their dishes and chopsticks, and after coming back, Yang Gushan began to count: "You see how sensible people are Reggie, and they also know that they come to pay New Year's greetings, you look at you one by one." ”
"Cut, I'm not a dead author yet, I'm too lazy to do it, blame me. Shen Daotian said.
Suddenly, a threatening voice came from overhead: "What's the matter, it seems that you have a lot of opinions about me." ”
"You, who are you. Shen Daotian was taken aback.
"I am the author of all evils in your mouth. ”
"Wow, there's an author! I thought you were making up a fiction to yell at me. Wang Botian said.
"Don't you want to give the reader a New Year's greeting. ”
"Yes. And they all answered together.
Then the eldest brother Yang Gushan, the second sister Zhu Yao, the third brother Wu Lunwei, the fourth brother Shen Daotian, the fifth brother Chen Shanhu, me, and the seventh sister Lin Qianyu:
"Here, we in the blood domain have paid tribute to your early years. 2018, the Year of the Dog, we will forge ahead and continue to work hard. I also hope that the annoying author will take a snack, rely on the score, and finish the story carefully, so that our Wang Botian's story will not be really finished. ”
"Outside the blood domain, as a new character who is about to be launched, Su Hanhuan also gives you a greeting for the early years, the same 18 We are together. ”