Little sister: Hahaha, you count, is there only one left who is not married?

Me: If I want to get married, I'll be married.

Little Sister: Then you knot, hehe.

Me: Being single is more free than falling in love, and being in love is better than marriage. No matter how good a person is, no matter how strong the emotion is, he can't resist the fading of the passion of the dull life after marriage, I have seen too many examples of this, and now many marriages are advertised as "in love for 4 years", "in love for 10 years", etc., to promote their marriage, in fact, they know each other for only half a year, a month or even less. Now they are all getting married for "face" and other exaggerations, but maybe this is the normal adult world, and they have made do with one eye and one eye closed. (PS: Excuse for my incompetence)

Younger sister:......

Me: If you are too good, you will be issued a good person card. People are too bad, but they will be remembered by the other party for a lifetime. Unfortunately, I want to be a good person. found that being a bad guy can make people live more freely. People, if you are serious, you lose. (PS: My Incompetent Excuse x2)

Xiaomei: Is there still X3?

Me: In this era, life without heart and lungs is much more elegant than living with more love and righteousness, but I am partial to the narrow love and righteousness, so I am destined to grow up more painfully. (PS: Excuses for Incompetence Final Edition x3)

Younger sister:.... Awkward, and the ultimate version.

Me: Forget about the other versions, it's not easy to code words.

Little Sister: You can sprinkle it.

Me: You are tender and good-looking, I want to find a well-behaved and sensible little daughter-in-law like you, but I can't find it in the ditch in the bright moon! And providence is so tricky of people, a girl like you who is both watery and good-sounding is my dearest big sister, alas. (PS: My incompetent excuse to molest OA version)

Little sister: Haha, big brother is good.

Me: Actually, if I had trained my eloquence to be as good as my writing, which was both free and easy, comical and classical, then I would have been likable a long time ago, and I wouldn't have to praise you for stepping into the sky. (PS: My Incompetent Excuse Friendship Boat is a reprint)

Little Sister: The boat of friendship will capsize.

Me: If the boat called "Friendship" can capsize, then I will give you a boat made of golden silk nanmu, so that even if you encounter a storm, you will not be forced to fall on it. If you are "on a blind date", you will walk side by side. If you "miss", you will be safe. How is it? (PS: My Incompetent Excuse to Protect You Safe)

Xiaomei: The problem is that I can't read it, can I write it in the vernacular?

Me: The word is that I will buy flowers, clothes, delicious food and drink for you...

Little Sister: Okay, good, really Kaisen.