#今天依旧是水文一篇!

#依旧是查理九世的沙雕日常!

1

One day, Tang Xiaoyi suddenly wanted to play basketball.

Then it happened that Charlie was passing by, looked at it for a while, and said, "I want you to play basketball like a person." ”

"Who?!" Tang Xiaoyi looked at Charlie expectantly.

Charlie looked serious: "You play basketball like caixvkun!" ”

Tang Xiaoyi: "......"

Tang Xiaoyi: Get out of !!

2

At night, Murdodo and the tiger shark walk through dark alleys.

Mo Duoduo suddenly grabbed the tiger shark and said, "Look! There's a cat there! ”

The tiger shark clapped his hands: "Cat! Well, today's supper is the roast cat! ”

Murdo: "Don't you mean to say, 'That cat is so cute!'?" ”

3

One day, Fuyou and Tingting were in the bean flower shop.

And Tingting is copying a history textbook.

It just so happened that the bean flower shop broadcast a song 'babbling and babbling'

Fu You answered casually: "Have you finished writing?"

Tingting: "............"

4

Arthur was playing 2048 when the DODO adventure team came up to watch.

Tang Xiaoyi, who was passing by, looked confused: "What are you all looking at??" ”

Then Tang Xiaoyi also went to see: "Wow, Arthur, how did you get more than 30,000?" ”

Arthur: "When you are constipated in the toilet. ”

Tang Xiaoyi: "............"

[When I was admitted to the toilet, I pulled out an S-level artifact to make ......]

[I will always love the manure pit]

5

One day Murdodo sulked and ran out, and Charlie went out to chase after him.

Murdodo muttered: "Don't come here!" I don't want to go back! You leave me alone for a while!! ”

Charlie stopped when he heard this: "Oh, oh, then you can be alone." ”

And then Charlie really went back.

Murdo: "??? ”

That's not how normal development works!!

6

One day, Tang Xiaoyi was seen taking a bath. Arthur closed the door with a calm face.

Later, Tang Xiaoyi thought again: "I didn't even ask Arthur if he felt it!! ”

“……”

Pull this guy with a mouth full of trains down and kill him with a cane.

7

One day, Tang Xiaoyi was giving a speech. Then there was silence.

Then, a crisp "pop" sounded!

Tang Xiaoyi looked at Mo Duoduo who applauded gratefully!

Murdodo said, "Oops! Finally shoot the six-legged mosquito to death! ”

Tang Xiaoyi: "......"

8

One day, Tang Xiaoyi and Arthur quarreled [Tang Xiaoyi unilaterally thought]

Then Tang Xiaoyi ran out and cried on the body of another male friend.

Arthur wanted to drag Tang Xiaoyi down with a black face, and the boyfriend of the male friend also wanted to drag Tang Xiaoyi down with a black face.

"I don't."

"No."

"Tang Xiaoyi !!"

Then Tang Xiaoyi didn't know why he came down, and pulled Arthur to hold him in his arms: "Sure enough, I'm happy when I see others angry!" ”

“……”

"It seems that people sometimes need to vent properly."

“……”

"Arthur, are you right?"

Two male friends: "Get out of !! ”

9

[Again, Ah Rong is the author!] 】

Ah Rong (sigh): "How can I write without popularity......"

Bai Xun'an: "Maybe you look more chic?" ”

Ah Rong (shy): "I know what you said is that I am too good-looking...... Thank you for the compliment~"

Bai Xun'an: "......"

Be shameless! Who complimented you!!

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It's purely funny, playing Cai Xukun's stalk is completely a joke!! Please don't say that I hacked Cai Xukun!!

By the way, Amway, Onishi, Sakura, FAFA!!

Happy birthday to Mrs. Rina Sato yesterday.