As soon as she saw Xiao Tianci, Nangong Wan'er felt disgusted in her heart.

But she didn't show her usual disgusted eyes, but said, "Mei'er, go and make a pot of tea for Huang Gongzi." ”

She already knew what the princess was going to do, and Mei'er immediately responded, "Yes, princess." ”

Xiao Tianci's eyes lit up when he heard this, he didn't expect Nangong Wan'er to be so kind to him, and suddenly thought that she had figured something out: "Thank you, princess." ”

"Isn't Huang Gongzi going to tell a joke? I don't know what the joke is. Nangong Wan'er smiled slightly, sat up straight and looked at him.

Suddenly came to the spirit, Xiao Tianci cleared his throat, put his hands behind his back, and said seriously: "Once upon a time, there was a show talent who went to Beijing to catch the exam, and one day when it was getting dark, he rushed to the city, but he didn't expect that there was only one room left in the inn, and there was a woman who complained at the same time as him. ”

"One room, either Xiucai and this woman live in, or neither of them lives. But the innkeeper said that there are no rooms in other inns, and only they are left, so it is better to live in the same room with two people. Speaking of this, Xiao Tianci's eyes were ambiguous, and he laughed: "Guess the princess, how do they choose?" ”

Unexpectedly, Xiao Tianci said this kind of joke, Wang Xiuhan and others, who were watching the play outside Qiufeng Pavilion on the side, glanced at each other, and they didn't know what he was going to say.

At this moment, Mei'er came with tea: "Huang Gongzi, please use tea." ”

Xiao Tianci suddenly smiled, hurriedly took the tea and took a sip, and suddenly felt a strange taste. But as soon as he looked up, he saw Nangong Wan'er smiling at him: "Huang Gongzi, this tea is the palace's favorite sparrow's tongue, this year's new tea, I don't know what Huang Gongzi thinks?" ”

No matter how unpalatable it was, Xiao Tianci would not say it at this time, he blinked his eyes and smiled: "The tea that the princess likes is naturally good, and my son has never drunk such fragrant tea." ”

A flash of happiness flashed in her eyes, and Nangong Wan'er said, "Since Huang Gongzi thinks it's good, let's drink more." ”

Mei'er immediately said: "Huang Gongzi, don't waste the princess's good intentions. ”

"Thank you princess for the tea." Xiao Tianci was in a happy mood, almost feeling that he had won the battle.

After drinking it in one gulp before putting down the cup, Xiao Tianci proudly glanced at Wang Xiuhan and the others standing outside the pavilion, and continued to tell the story with a smile on his face: "By the way, the princess hasn't said it yet, how will they choose?" ”

Waiting for the onset of the drug to watch a good show, Nangong Wan'er naturally would not lose her temper at this time, and when she heard the words, she followed his words and said, "This ...... It's a bit of a dilemma. After all, there is only one guest room, whether it is for Xiucai to live or for the woman, the other person is only afraid that he will sleep in the wilderness. But if this palace comes to choose, Xiucai should give up the room to the woman, right? After all, as a man, how could he let a woman sleep outside? ”

"Hahahaha! The princess guessed wrong. ”

Xiao Tianci said with a smug face: "The room is neither lived by Xiucai nor by the woman, but ...... The two of them shared a room! ”

"Impossible!" Mei'er's face turned red when she heard this, and she blurted out.

"How could it be?"

Xiao Tianci continued to shake his head and said: "That Xiucai told the woman that since it is late, no one wants to go camping, it is better for the two of them to live together." Although there is only one bed, you can put a quilt in the middle of the bed and sleep on one side to ensure that you do not cross the line. The woman thought about it, then agreed, and said that if Xiucai crossed the line, it would be a beast! She's going to shout. ”

Seeing that everyone's attention was attracted, Xiao Tianci asked Nangong Wan'er meaningfully: "Princess, guess, is that show out of bounds, or not?" ”

"This ......"

Nangong Wan'er's face suddenly turned red and she became unhappy.

This stinky man is really obscene and obscene, and he actually teased her with such a joke!

Bengong thought, since Xiucai has read the books of sages and sages, he should naturally observe etiquette, and it is already out of place for lonely men and widows to live in the same house, so does he dare to do anything? He's not afraid to go to the official? Nangong Wan'er said patiently: "However, this palace doesn't see what's funny about Huang Gongzi's jokes, have you finished speaking?" ”

Xiao Tianci said with a smile; "The princess deserves to be a princess, and she guessed correctly. The next morning, the Xiucai and the woman woke up, and as soon as Xiucai said that she had not crossed the line, the woman slapped Xiucai hard, and Xiucai was stupid. Xiucai covered his face and was stunned, saying that he didn't cross the line. ”

"That's right, Xiucai didn't cross the line, why did the woman beat him?" Mei'er asked curiously.

Xiao Tianci laughed: "Because the woman said that it was you who beat you, and the beast is not as good!" ”

"Poof!" With a bang, there was a burst of laughter outside the Qiufeng Pavilion, Wang Xiuhan and the three of them couldn't help laughing, and laughed: "Hahaha, this show is a beast that crosses the line, and it is better to be a beast if it doesn't cross the line, hahahaha...... He might as well cross the line! It's better than falling into a beast! ”

"Hahahaha, that's right, this is not a bargain, the woman is only afraid that when he crosses the line and waits for one night, Xiucai is really stupid, don't you think he should be beaten? Hahahaha......" Xiao Tianci laughed wildly and bent down with a smile.

Mei'er finally understood, her pretty face was crimson, but she was uncomfortable.

Nangong Wan'er was embarrassed, damn it, this bastard actually said such a meaty joke, did she want to make fun of her?

I didn't feel funny at all, but I was humiliated by the other party, such a vulgar story, I'm afraid it's just circulated in the Qinglou, right? Nangong Wan'er's fingers curled up one by one, her hateful teeth itched, not only could she not laugh, but she almost let Xiao Tianci be dragged down and beaten.

"Princess, don't you think it's funny?" Xiao Tianci covered his stomach with a smile, his face was deformed, "Hahaha, beast, he is not as good as a beast......"

"Smack!" Nangong Wan'er couldn't hold back any longer, slapped the table and said angrily: "Presumptuous, Xiao Tianci, you actually offended this palace......"

"Ouch!" Xiao Tianci's face suddenly changed greatly, covering his stomach and frowning.

Why does my stomach hurt?

Who knows, just thinking about it, he suddenly felt that the pain intensified, and the pain in his stomach became as sharp as if he was overturning the river and the sea. It's like every intestine is about to break, and there is a strong falling force rushing down, as if something is about to spray from the chrysanthemum. Leak out.

"Where's the clean room! Where is the clean room? ”

Xiao Tianci hugged his stomach and shouted, his painful face was distorted, and he completely forgot the scene of laughing breathlessly just now, and he didn't notice Nangong Wan'er calling out his name in anger.

Nangong Wan'er's eyes lit up, why didn't she know that he had taken the laxative in the tea, and he was in trouble at this time? She was deliberately rectifying Xiao Tianci, where would she allow him to clean the room?

"Huang Gongzi, what's wrong with you?"

Immediately showing great concern, Nangong Wan'er stood up: "Are you uncomfortable, do you want this palace to send you the imperial doctor?" ”

Where can I wait, Xiao Tianci has a stomachache like a river now, so he needs to go to a clean room to solve it, and he doesn't need to see a doctor at all. He bared his teeth and frowned, "No, no need, thank you princess for your concern, find someone to take me to ......"

Without waiting for him to finish speaking, Nangong Wan'er glanced at her, and Mei'er stepped forward in understanding, grabbed Xiao Tianci's hand and said, "Huang Gongzi, are you sick?" It's better to call the Imperial Doctor quickly, you wait, I'll send someone to call the Imperial Doctor to show you immediately. ”

She immediately turned her head and asked the two palace maids to invite the imperial doctor, and Wang Xiuhan and the others on the side were envious and jealous.

This Huang Guan can get so much care from the princess, even if it hurts, it's worth it!

"Okay, Huang Xiucai, why do you have a stomachache?"

Sun Feng looked jealous, walked up to Xiao Tianci and stopped him, looking up and down: "Could it be pretending, deliberately trying to win sympathy in front of the princess?" ”

"You're pretending!"

Xiao Tianci couldn't stand the pain now, but he was afraid that if he delayed for a while, he would really pull it in his pants, and yelled at Sun Feng: "This son doesn't have time to give you nonsense, get out of the way!" ”

Wang Xiuhan also saw that Xiao Tianci was wrong, and he wanted to stop him more and more, so he immediately stepped forward and said: "Huang Xiucai, you are not right, Brother Sun is just asking, and he also cares about you, how can you be so disrespectful?" ”

"Insulting? Lao Tzu still wants to beat people! ”

Xiao Tianci scolded, wishing that he had a stick in his hand, and directly knocked these people out with a stick.

But he became more and more unbearable, the pain could not be controlled, the whole buttocks were in a clamping state, and he did not dare to relax at all. He couldn't figure out what was going on, he was fine before, so he drank a cup of tea......

By the way, it must be that cup of tea!

Xiao Tianci finally reacted, but it was too late.

I don't have time to talk to other people anymore, even Nangong Wan'er doesn't have time to pay attention to it, he just runs away, no matter where it is, first find a side hall or a secluded place to solve it. Otherwise, he pulled it in his pants in public, and he was afraid that even the face of the third prince of Dongwan would be lost.

Seeing that Xiao Tianci was about to run, Wang Xiuhan and Sun Feng immediately blocked in front and spread their arms to prevent him from leaving. Wen Jian also strode over to prevent him from slipping away. The three of them could see that he had drunk a cup of tea from the princess just now, and it became like this, needless to say, he must have taken laxatives!

"Stop! Huang Guan! ”

Deliberately seeing him make a fool of himself, Nangong Wan'er shouted loudly with an angry face: "This palace wants to invite you to a doctor, but you are pushing back, this is the palace, you can't help but trespass, whether you have a real stomach ache or a fake stomach ache, wait for the imperial doctor to come and see!" ”

"Princess, I really ......"

Just when Xiao Tianci's face was already flushed and he was about to lose it, a long voice came: "Your Majesty has arrived-"

A figure soon appeared from the other end of the flower tree, and Emperor Nangong Qing of Western Chu walked in the front, surrounded by everyone with a smile on his face. Xiao Tianci saw at a glance that the other young man standing beside Emperor Xichu was none other than his eldest brother Xiao Yuqi.

Suddenly his heart was relieved, and Xiao Tianci wanted to rush towards Xiao Yuqi and ask him for help.

Who knew that he had just taken a step, but he didn't know who tripped under his feet, and he fell on the spot and gnawed on the mud.

The whole body was relieved, and I only heard a 'poof-' deflation sound, mixed with an indescribable strange sound, which came from Xiao Tianci's body. He shuddered, his eyes widened, and there was only one thought: Oh no!

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