Chapter 38: Slap in the face

"What, striptease, pole dancing or something, I don't know, don't bully me into being honest."

Yes?

Everyone was thundered by Fang Xiang's words.

"I'm talking about jousting! Dance of the Martial Arts! ”

Li Bing was probably confused by Fang Xiang, so he danced when he opened his mouth.

"Phew, it's the martial arts of martial arts!"

"Martial arts?"

Fang Xiang blinked, looking ignorant: "What is that, I don't." ”

Xiao Lu on the side chuckled lightly and watched Fang want to perform.

You're a zombie and still use martial arts? And when he went up, he was knocked down.

She thought to herself, why didn't she think about finding a zombie or demon to cooperate before, so that the live broadcast traffic would definitely burst.

"You won't? It's okay, I can teach you! ”

Li Bing clenched his fists and gurgled loudly, he is a practitioner, cleaning up such a little white face, isn't that a matter of course?

"Wait, you remove the iron plate on your chest first!"

He suffered a loss from the iron plate before, and his hand still hurts.

"Oh."

Fang wanted to unzip the sweatshirt, but he really took out an iron plate from it.

The iron plate was exchanged for one trick value.

After all, acting has to play a full set.

He didn't want to expose himself as strong, his chest was like an iron plate, wasn't that a monster?

"There really is!"

"Ruthless, worthy of running away, he still carries an iron plate when he goes out."

"yes, I just don't know if he knows martial arts."

Everyone talked about it, although they supported Fang Xiang, but in view of Li Bing's usual record, no one was optimistic about him.

When Li Bing saw him take out the iron plate, he breathed a sigh of relief: "Boy, come on!" ”

"What's coming?"

"Martial arts!"

"Who's going to compare with you?"

"What are you doing?"

At this moment, a roar came from outside the crowd.

The crowd quickly dispersed and stood in two lines.

Although Li Bing was very similar to going up to beat Fang Xiang, he seemed to be very jealous of the person who spoke out, and stood in the team in a proper manner.

Fang Xiang came to help the fat man in class, and he also stood in the team with everyone, and the snake concubine Xiao Lu stood directly beside him.

She was wearing a set of lace-colored striped tights, and deliberately rubbed Fang Xiang with her arm, the soft feeling really provoked her heart.

"Early in the morning, toss something!"

A middle-aged man in a black tight sweatshirt walked over.

Behind him was a petite figure.

A delicate girl with a baby face tied with a double ponytail.

This woman wants to know that she is Zhang Ya, one of the school flowers of Xuanda, Xu Wantao's roommate, and in addition, she is also the object of the fat man's crush.

It's no wonder that guy is about to graduate and has to do an elective to kill his energy.

Fang Xiang still remembered that the last time he dived into the girls' dormitory at night to do the task of making a bed board master, he made a big smoke, and she also came in with the security department, fortunately, Fang Xiang was witty and hid on the smoky roof at that time, otherwise I really didn't know how it would end at that time.

Fang Xiang's gaze moved from Zhang Ya to the middle-aged man next to him.

He should be the teacher of the ancient martial arts class, with a short flat head, a Chinese face, thick eyebrows and big eyes, and he does have the appearance of a grandmaster.

"Zhang Ya, you come to roll call."

The teacher motioned for Zhang Ya to count attendance, and then went over to prepare the equipment for class.

"Liang Junfei."

"Here!"

"Wu Ling."

"Here!"

"Zhao Jun."

"Here!"

Obviously, the beautiful school flowers are named, and everyone's energy is extraordinarily vigorous.

Fang wanted to pay attention to it, except for Xiao Lu and Zhang Ya, the rest of the class turned out to be boys.

It is estimated that these guys are coming for the two of them, and even if a girl signs up for this course, it is estimated that they will not be too lazy to come in the end.

Who made this place already have a school flower and an Internet celebrity.

Buddha smiled.

"Did the Buddha laugh?"

Laughing?

Called me.

Fang Xiang really didn't react, after all, the name was fat.

"Here!"

He stretched out his hand and signaled for the arrival.

Zhang Ya glanced at him, frowning, but still ticked the box behind Buddha Xiaoxiao's name.

However, a jade Buddha pendant she had just taken out of her pocket and put it back in her pocket.

As for the name that doesn't match the student, the people around him are not surprised.

After all, this kind of thing of helping others take classes is too normal, and many of them are in the same class as the school flower, and they even top the names of the girls who grabbed the ancient martial arts class before.

Like the next one.

"Niu Huahua."

"Here!"

A stout male compatriot raised his hand.

And this one.

"Sun Yaru."

"Here!"

A big fat man of no less than 250 pounds raised his hand.

It's not the first time that Zhang Ya has been named, she has long been surprised, after all, even the Buddha (bĂŹ) smiled, she pronounced it correctly.

It's a little embarrassing, as early as the first roll call, everyone no longer reacts when they hear the names of these delicate girls with such a big man.

Everyone is used to it, after all, they have heard too much.

But Fang Xiang heard it for the first time, and the first time he saw it, he had been holding back his laughter to avoid laughing out loud.

Xiao Lu glanced at him curiously, and her little hand quietly reached out from below, gently wiping it on his leg.

"What are you doing?"

Fang Xiang glared at the other party.

Take advantage of me!

Touch it again, Lao Tzu is called indecent!

Xiao Lu directly ignored Fang Xiang's gaze and stretched out her hand again.

He begins to endure the double stimulation of funny names and fingertips on his thighs.

After the roll call, the teacher came over, and he began to arrange for everyone to prepare for the activities.

When everyone was warming up, Li Bing walked out of the team and came to the teacher, not knowing what to say.

When he returned to the team, his eyes were panning towards Fang Xiang, and there was a cold light hidden in his eyes.

When he saw where Xiao Lu's hand was, he secretly cursed in his heart for being a slut, and his teeth itched with hatred!

I smashed hundreds of thousands of dollars at this slut, and I didn't touch her hand, and now she is ...... Damn it! Fang Xiang, you wait, I'll abolish you later!

What I can't get, others can't even think of!

After the warm-up was over, the teacher suddenly said: "Just now, I heard that some of you seem to want to compare, today we have a practical class, I am ready!" ”

Zhang Ya was slightly stunned and looked up at him: "Teacher, aren't you going to teach some boxing techniques today?" ”

"Well, temporary adjustments."

The teacher didn't answer her directly, obviously Li Bing promised him some benefits just now.

"You, you, out of the ranks."

Sure enough, the teacher directly ordered Fang Xiang to talk to Li Bing.

Now, everyone has also understood, they know that if they want to suffer a loss, he obviously can't play tricks like before.

Xiao Lu looked indifferent, Li Bing was looking for death, what could she do? It's nothing more than one less financier.

Fang Xiang is really helpless.

He's never seen anyone like this,

You don't want to pay attention to him,

He had to come up.

For this kind of person, just a strategy, hit him hard!

Fang Xiang stroked his hair in a chic manner, and then walked in front of the teacher.

Li Bing couldn't wait to get out of the queue for a long time, and he looked at Fang Xiang with a provocative expression.

"I'll give you a chance now, and you can fight as much as you want!"

The teacher smiled, then turned and walked over to the wooden stake, took his phone out of his pocket and pressed it.

The teacher's attitude is very clear, he doesn't care, this battle, you are free.

"What benefits did you promise?"

Fang Xiang was really curious, this teacher looked like a dog, but he didn't expect it to be that kind of snob.

"You have to take care of it!"

Li Bing thinks this is a godsend!

Xiao Lu is here, Zhang Ya is also there, and they are all staring at this side.

He wants to show with practical actions that it is not enough to have a little white face!

This world relies on strength!

He has money, a family background, and more force, so he thinks that in addition to being able to run, what can compare to me!

"Let's shoot!"

Li Bing put on a pose that he thought was handsome and dashing.

"Shall I go first?"

Fang Xiang raised his eyebrows.

"You first!"

"Good!"

Fang wanted to move.

Then Li Bing felt that the world seemed to be turned upside down, he felt a hot pain on his face, and then he fell to the ground.

Slap in the face!

Bang Bang Bang!

It really hurts!

Isn't there an iron plate in his palm?

Li Bing lay on the ground and couldn't get up, it hurt so much that he closed his eyes and forcibly "fainted".

There was an uproar!

This result was unexpected!