Chapter 58: Act 47, Can You Be Normal?!
Tang Xiaoyi stepped out of the hall with Charlie in his arms, and when he stood still on two feet, the hall behind him suddenly collapsed.
Tang Xiaoyi said handsomely: "Do you know that this brother never looks at the explosion behind him?" Well? Isn't it handsome! β
Charlie: "......"
Who pulled this retarded man down for me! It's so embarrassing, isn't it?
"So where do we go now to find Murdodo? Oh yes, do you have the treasure chest of Fuyu? If you don't take it, you'll go crazy. Charlie said.
Tang Xiaoyi's eyebrows were obviously raised, and Charlie suddenly had a very bad premonition, and sure enough, Tang Xiaoyi said, "No." β
Charlie: "......"
Damn, is this retarded not taking medicine today!!
Tang Xiaoyi had no choice but to turn around and go to the ruins to find a treasure chest for Fu You, and slapped his face in an instant! Tang Xiaoyi put Charlie down and searched for the shadow of the treasure chest in the ruins.
However......
"Did you find it?"
"Nope!"
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"Did you find it?!"
"How is that possible?!"
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"Did you find it?!"
"Not really!!"
Tang Xiaoyi yelled back at Charlie a little frustrated, and in between, Charlie asked every ten seconds, how could he find it?!
Tang Xiaoyi rummaged through the ruins, he really didn't understand why his dignified Young Master Tang wanted to find a broken box in this ruins?! No, it can't be said to be a broken box, after all, Fuyou once wanted to make friends with him for a treasure chest.
No, according to the usual way of getting along, I don't know how many times I have made friends.
But Tang Xiaoyi doesn't want to be friends - after all, friendship is the beginning of love.
If you want GAY, you can't find these hairy children GAY?!
He's a man of pursuits...... Phew! Where did you go?!
Tang Xiaoyi pursed his lips and sped up his movements.
"Did you get it?"
Tang Xiaoyi sighed, didn't care about anything, just sat down, patted the snowflakes that fell on his sleeves, and said, "No, where did it go......"
Charlie also sighed, walked over, stared at the ruins for a while, pointed to a corner and said, "Is it where?" β
Tang Xiaoyi glanced at Charlie, got up and walked over unhurriedly, and didn't have much hope anyway...... Wait a minute?! Tang Xiaoyi kicked open a thing that he didn't know what it was, it was a treasure chest of Fuyou!!
"Charlie, I really underestimated you before, I didn't expect you to have ......" Before Tang Xiaoyi finished speaking, Charlie's eyes narrowed, and he spread his little short legs (!) ran to Tang Xiaoyi, jumped up and slapped Tang Xiaoyi on the back of the head.
"Shut up !! me"
Tang Xiaoyi covered the back of his head: "Okay, okay, just shut up." β
"Eh, Charlie, I think it's good for you to be with Murdodo......"
Before the words fell, there was another blow to the back of the head.
Tang Xiaoyi: "........................"
Okay, okay, okay, really shut up this time!!!
"Where do you say we're going to find Murdo, them?" Charlie's two paws barely made a look of hugging his chest, and he raised his chin and said.
Tang Xiaoyi said indifferently: "Take one step at a time, Mo Duoduo can't die anyway." β
"Are you so sure?"
"Because he has the aura of the protagonist."
Charlie: "........................"
Are you sure his protagonist aura is useful? Why do I feel so hanging......???
Tang Xiaoyi hugged Charlie forward, huh...... Luckily, I got lost again.
"Tang Xiaoyi, take out that bottle of yours." Charlie looked serious.
The corners of Tang Xiaoyi's mouth twitched: "Please, let go of that bottle, big brother." β
"......" Charlie stood in Tang Xiaoyi's palm with a serious expression, "Do you want to take it out?" β
"Do you want to hear the truth or lie?" Tang Xiaoyi smiled.
Seeing this smiling face, Charlie easily resisted the urge to punch and said, "Nonsense, of course listen to the truth." β
"I lost it." Tang Xiaoyi said with a harmless smile.
Charlie: "........................"
nice, very good.
"Whew!"
Tang Xiaoyi covered his nose and said angrily: "Charlie!! β
"What do you say now?"
"What else can I do, let it be!"
"Then let's wait for death."
Tang Xiaoyi rubbed his red nose and said, "How can you die, how can you write this article when you die?" β
Now we just need to ...... "If you don't trigger a point accident, then it's boring, right?"
Before Tang Xiaoyi finished speaking, his body trembled, and he had the urge to sink down.
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However, before Tang Xiaoyi and Charlie could react, they had already fallen into darkness.
Again......
Will you die if you settle down a little?!
How is this the case again?!
Do you encounter McDonald's again like you did before?!
Really......
But it's always different!
A strong light shone down, and the strong Tang Xiaoyi subconsciously covered his eyes, but the light still shone on Tang Xiaoyi's face through his fingers.
It seems to be slightly alive.
"Do you want to save them?"
An ethereal voice suddenly sounded in his ears, Tang Xiaoyi was stunned and looked ahead.
There are three people locked up in front of them, Mo Duoduo, Fu You, and Tiger Shark.
But they can't see themselves.
That's a sad story......
", why are you all so fond of asking some nonsense." Tang Xiaoyi spoke impatiently, looked around, and finally found Charlie, put it in his arms and stroked it fiercely, "I feel more and more that Charlie, your hair is smooth, it's so comfortable to stroke......"
"......" Tang Xiaoyi held his head and said nothing, looking at Charlie.
"Then please complete a task."
"Then can I ask for a wish to complete this task with a seven-colored flower now?" Tang Xiaoyi said.
"No, you can only save your life with seven-colored flower petals. Other wishes depend on what you wish, such as 'leaving the ideal country of the ideal country', this kind of wish should not be considered. You'd better be nice! Also, take this stupid dog with you. β
Charlie: "........................"
Don't you think the style of painting is getting stranger and stranger?!!!
"Okay~Enter the quest world~"
"Wait a minute!!! Isn't this an adventure?! Tang Xiaoyi suddenly realized the seriousness of the problem.
"Are you normal along the way?"
"It's not normal."
"Wouldn't that be nice?"
Tang Xiaoyi: "??? β
When Tang Xiaoyi opened his eyes again, what caught his eyes was the white ceiling.
Well?!
Turn right!
White walls? White curtains? White...... Bed?
Hell, this can't be a hospital, right???
Tang Xiaoyi wanted to sit up, but his neck hurt, and the huge pain stimulated Tang Xiaoyi's nerves. Tang Xiaoyi couldn't help but let himself make a sound, so he had to sit down and look at the ceiling where no time had passed.
One minute......
It's been two minutes......
It's been three minutes......
It's been four minutes, wow......
When the hell is a head?!
Tang Xiaoyi thought a little broken: Why should I agree to that neuropath......
"Miss Luohua, please don't commit suicide in the future."
Tang Xiaoyi was a little puzzled - why is this voice so familiar?
Tang Xiaoyi tried his best to look at it, and his eye-catching blonde hair looked ...... in the sunlight Don't describe it! Isn't this this TM Arthur?!
Now Tang Xiaoyi was a little skeptical that this mission was to promote him and Arthur???
Wrong! Why think so! Does the big boss behind the scenes have this fetish? Then why don't you go and look at the Demon Dao Patriarch directly?!
Ahem, ahem, imagination is a little overstretched......
"Miss Falling Flowers? What happened to you? The person next to the bed frowned slightly, looking better and better.
One eyebrow and one glance all seem so clear.
Wait a minute!!!! Straight man, right! Don't because the author is a lily (?!) And so it fell!! Stick to your heart!!
Falling???
The way this name is chosen is also TM arbitrary???
"Miss Falling Flowers?"
A good-tempered person like Arthur would also be dissatisfied in the face of two disdains, Tang Xiaoyi cleared his throat: "I'm fine......"
As a result, as soon as it sounded, his voice was comparable to the cry of a pig.
Tang Xiaoyi: ".................."
It's definitely a dream, isn't it!!
Wait a minute!
Falling...... Miss?!
Well?!!!!!!
Is it my delusion?!?!
What did Arthur just call me?!
Miss Falling Flowers?!
Tang Xiaoyi felt that his life was gloomy.
This story is really getting more and more ridiculous, isn't it?
"Then you have a good rest."
Worthy of Arthur! In the face of such a pig killing, ahhhh The sound is bearable! Is there a good self-cultivation?
But...... This also does not change the fact that Tang Xiaoyi is now a little girl.
Why...... Tang Xiaoyi felt that he had skipped class, he was angry with the teacher, he was scared of people, and he had never done anything that hurt the heavens and reason! I think that at the beginning, he helped his grandmother cross the road, although he was scolded in the end...... But! This can't change that Tang Xiaoyi is actually a kind-hearted child!
But! But! But! But!
Why!!!!
Tang Xiaoyi just can't accept this fact!
Why!!!!
"Miss Luohua, you can be discharged from the hospital tomorrow - you can also remove the bandages from your face."
Tang Xiaoyi: "??? β
What bandages???
Tang Xiaoyi was stunned, and tremblingly touched his face, which was a layer of hard things.
It seems to be a bandage.
Tang Xiaoyi lay in the hospital bored for another day, and his face was haggard, of course, this was all Tang Xiaoyi's own fantasy......
The nurse couldn't help but nag when Tang Xiaoyi removed the bandage: "Don't use a knife to cut your face in the future...... What a beautiful face, how can it be ruined like this? Right? The girl will have to find a good husband in the future, right? I think the blonde guy who came to see you yesterday would be a good fit for ......"
"You're so long-winded." Tang Xiaoyi raised his eyebrows and said, "I think you're quite young, ......?" β
The nurse glared at Tang Xiaoyi, then shut up, and the bandages fell off Tang Xiaoyi's face in a circle.
"Okay, you can look in the mirror - you can be discharged from the hospital."
The nurse handed Tang Xiaoyi a mirror and left the ward.
Tang Xiaoyi looked at his slender and white hands, which were obviously a pair of pampered and aristocratic eldest lady's hands.
Anyway, this eldest lady is actually a shake M???
Tang Xiaoyi picked up the mirror, the mirror surface was very neat, so he could clearly see the person in the mirror.
There is only skin like clotted fat and fair skin to describe this skin.
The three thousand green silks fell naturally, and a few traces fell gently on the shoulders, and the girl's face in the mirror was a little pale, and her jaw was slightly pointedβin Tang Xiaoyi's words, no matter how sharp it was, she could burst her chest......
The eyelashes were long and thick, slightly curled like a fan, and he reached out and touched his small nose.
The pink lips are glowing with crystal color, and they are gently curved into a beautiful arc.
The eyebrows are like distant mountains, and the lips are cherry blossoms.
Anyway, it's very good-looking!
Mom, I'm so good-looking......
Tang Xiaoyi changed into a hospital gown and was discharged from the hospital.
Then Tang Xiaoyi didn't know where to go......
Who am I?
Where am I?
What am I going to do?
These questions are Tang Xiaoyi! No! Know! Road!
"Remind you, you're one of Arthur's adopted sisters."
Oh! I see!
"Named Falling Flowers, but because Falling Flowers fell in love with Arthur, they always pestered Arthur......"
retarded!!!
"So much so that it came to the point of suicide......"
Why didn't she just die?!
"Listen to me."
"Oh."
"To sum it up in a few sentences - that is, this is the love story between the heroine and Arthur, the DODO adventure team will appear, and the stupid dog is Charles IX. Your mission is to ......"
Reclaiming Arthur's heart??
Or revenge???
I'm already familiar with all these routines!
"Your task is to break up the male and female protagonists! Lose the protagonist's aura! β
Really!
"And then ......"
And also????
"Due to the recent removal of the DODO adventure team from the main character position, you have to help the DODO adventure team become the main character!"
Tang Xiaoyi suddenly had a very bad premonition.
That is to say...... You have to be the enemy of the male and female protagonists! β
Tang Xiaoyi felt that this was a very difficult choice.
Never mind! It's just a task, anyway! This Arthur is not the Arthur of real life! Whatever!
"Who is the heroine?" Tang Xiaoyi suddenly realized a problem.
"Hey, hey, hey...... She'sβ"
Tang Xiaoyi bet that the next words of this thing are definitely not good words.
"She is the God of creation."
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"It has the power to destroy the world."
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"No one can ignore her presence, she is like a goddess."
Well???!!!
"The world is centered around her and around her."
Ha????!!!!
"It has the appearance of a country and a city, very cold, very abstinent cough cough cough ......"
My Mom???!!!
"She's just a perfect person! Scheming! Wisdom! Emotional intelligence! Motion! Fine arts! Music! Be proficient in everything! She has lived for thousands of years! β
I'll you??!?!!
Well, needless to say, it's already a failure.
What the hell is going on with this?!
"Come on~"
Tang Xiaoyi: "..................? β
I want to talk about "Charles IX's Dream of the Moon" with more like-minded people, and pay attention to "excellent reading literature" on WeChat, talk about life, and find confidants~