Chapter 54 No Smoking
"Ding! Quest completed, reward: 1000 points of trick value, 50 points of ability value, and two stars for level 3. β
Quest rewards ringing in your ears.
Fang Xiang smiled with satisfaction.
Seven inches to fight a snake!
He also understood this truth before, but he didn't expect that if the snake spirit appeared, he could also follow this method.
Xiao Lu is a red snake, with a slender body and red crystal scale armor, she opened her mouth, and spit out a snake letter between her two sharp fangs.
"Shhh
Snake Hyacinth spat at Fang Xiang's face!
His heart beat half a beat slower, and he wanted to go backwards,
found that Xiao Lu's body was completely coiled around her, and she couldn't move at all.
Scare!
Seeing that the snake hyacinth had reached his face, Fang wanted to raise his hand to punch it.
Boom!
The punch slammed firmly into the snake's head.
"Shhh
The triangular snake's head trembled, and then it drooped.
[Real snake? γ
[Fake, right? Prop. γ
[The special effects are good!] γ
[It's too realistic, the snake concubine becomes a real snake, and it will be hot search tomorrow. γ
[Absolutely forced on the hot search. γ
γReservation! γ
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Fang Xiang just wanted to untie Xiao Lu from her body, but he felt that her entangled strength was gradually increasing.
It hurts!
!
Can you use it so hard?
"Live broadcast effect, you see, the giant ship and plane on the screen are jumping out in a straight line!"
"Fuck your uncle! You made the old lady unemployed! I'll kill you! β
"Unemployed?"
"I am not allowed to be visible in front of men, you abominable creature! I'm going to eat you! β
As he spoke, Xiao Lu roared and opened his mouth to swallow him.
"Still live, are you crazy?"
"The old lady fought with you!"
Fang Xiang couldn't stop her a little, Xiao Lu's strength was too great.
He felt like his waist was about to break.
"Roar!"
With a huge mouth, Xiao Lu's fangs fell straight towards Fang Xiang's neck.
Hold!
Fang Xiang's hand held Xiao Lu down and pressed her on the bed.
The other party's strength is indeed very strong, but his black nails are not vegetarian.
It seems that these black nails can not only restrain ghosts, but also have a certain impact on demons.
Fang Xiang was facing away from the camera like this, otherwise he wouldn't dare to show his black nails.
"You change back now, I can still round it and toss it again, but it's really cool."
"You!"
Xiao Lu knew that she couldn't make trouble anymore, otherwise, it wouldn't be as simple as banning the broadcast.
A red demonic aura flashed, and Xiao Lu regained her human appearance.
"Dangdang, the show is over!"
Fang Xiang stood up, and then pulled Xiao Lu, who was full of resentment, up from the bed, and then he smiled at the camera and said, "Thank you!" β
[God! Running brother's wonderful performance! γ
[Hot search! Brother Ran is really going to dominate the hot search headlines! γ
[Continue to dominate the list, invincible and invincible!] γ
[How lonely it is to be invincible! γ
[Brothers, brush up the gifts.] γ
[This is the room of the snake concubine. γ
γBrush!γ Family, what are you afraid of! γ
γBrush!γ γ
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As the screen floats by, all kinds of flowers, sports cars, giant wheels and airplanes on the screen can't stop at all.
β¦β¦
"Bastard! I asked you to him, why is it hot again! β
Li Bing picked up the computer on the table and slammed it to the ground.
With a clang, it fell to pieces.
The sailors who were making trouble in the house looked confused, they were originally hired by Li Bing for money, and they were going to catch Fang Xiang's pigtails and stink him.
As a result, with their strong physical fitness and wonderful "magic performances", they completely conquered fans and once again increased their popularity and popularity.
β¦β¦
"Hehe, two snakes, interesting."
This is a dark basement room, more than 10 square meters, damp and crowded.
In the room, except for a bed, there was only a table and a chair, on which was a notebook, and everything was well organized.
On the chair sat a middle-aged man in a brown leather jacket with gray hair, bloodshot eyes, and dark eye sockets.
His fingers holding the cigarette were trembling, and on the computer screen in front of him, Fang Xiang was pressing a long red snake, and the picture was paused.
Yikes!
The man pressed the cigarette butt to the palm of his left hand, and the smoke went out, and there was another black mark on the palm.
He turned off the computer, put it away, locked it in a box, and walked to the bed.
"Errands."
The man took out a black schoolbag from under the bed, carried it, and walked out of the room.
The basement was empty, just a house and a dim glowing overhead lamp.
Tick, tick.
The roof of the basement was dripping with droplets, and just as it was about to fall on him, the man reached out to catch it and wiped it on his chapped lips.
"There's water up there, a good sign."
After saying that, he continued to walk forward, and the dim light behind him flickered and flickered.
β¦β¦
turned off the live broadcast, Xiao Lu twisted her water snake waist and walked towards the living room.
Fang Xiang followed awkwardly.
"Do you know what you've done?"
She stopped suddenly, stretched out her finger and pointed at Fang Xiang's nose and exhaled.
"I'm just kidding."
To be honest, he really has no grudges with Xiao Lu,
This time,
It's really my fault.
"Jokes?"
"Are you talking about human words?"
Xiao Lu's voice trembled a little,
His body began to tremble, and his eyes were already red.
"Woo woo woo ......"
She suddenly leaned against the wall and cried.
"This~"
Fang Xiang looked at her embarrassedly: "I didn't mean to. β
"You just did it on purpose, deliberately to fix me and make me lose my job!"
She was right,
Really, Fang Xiang really tricked her.
"I'm sorry, or I'll accompany you to start the second broadcast another day."
I didn't finish the words, the second half of the sentence is, I'm very hot now.
"Woo, you don't understand at all, the snake clan's live broadcast ban is the original form, I violated the ban, and the clan will definitely not let me continue broadcasting."
She cried louder, and cried heartbreakingly,
It is really sad for those who hear it, and weep for those who see it.
Fang wanted to say something to comfort the other party, but he didn't know where to start.
It turns out that there is also this ban.
Fang Xiang looked at her embarrassed and guilty, the tricky system was really insidious,
I have to do this whole task.
Fang Xiang looked at Xiao Lu, whose shoulders were convulsing with crying,
Thinking of most of the Internet celebrities who eat with their faces,
They all seem to have one trait, seeing the light and dying.
The Internet celebrity of the snake clan is worried about showing up and being found out to be a demon.
Some ethnic influencers are worried about removing makeup and being found to be demons.
Ethnicity is different, but concerns are similar.
Hiss!
Fang wanted to gasp.
When did he appear!
On the couch, I don't know when someone came!
There was a middle-aged uncle with a schoolbag and gray hair.
He didn't hear anything, and he didn't know when or where the other party had come in!
Is it in the process of live streaming?
Demons, ghosts or zombies?
Neither, he's human.
"Hey, don't cry, you're a relative."
Fang wanted to signal Xiao Lu not to cry, he wanted to know if the other party recognized this man.
"Woo woo, you just came to relatives, your aunt is here, and your aunt is also here, woo woo woo woo ......"
Xiao Lucai didn't care who came in, she was crying seriously from the bottom of her heart.
"Cry, cry again."
The middle-aged uncle sitting on the sofa took out the lotus flower from his pocket,
The cheapest kind of cigarettes, a pack of five dollars.
He lit it, and twitched to himself,
With that calm and relaxed appearance, Fang wanted to look at it, but his scalp was numb for a while.
"Who?"
Xiao Lu finally stopped crying, she stood up straight and stared at the uncle coldly.
Fang Xiang frowned, looking at Xiao Lu's appearance,
I'm afraid it's not good.
The uncle's expression also changed, and his hand slowly touched the backpack.
Xiao Lu had a cold face, walked up to the middle-aged uncle step by step, and snatched the cigarette in his hand.
"I'm not allowed to smoke here!"
As she spoke, she threw the cigarette into the trash,
Then he went back to the wall, and lay on it, and began to cry.
!
Are you blind?
Strangers break in!
Do you just smoke a cigarette?