Chapter 132: I haven't seen a talking pig
Zhao Xiangling pursed his lips and hugged his stomach and lay down again. Hmph, it's better to ask him to change out of that official robe, the embroidery is too ugly to look at.
Why don't you change the robe next time? It's better to be a little more ethereal and embroidered with some small wildflowers......
Holding the quilt to block his face, Zhao Xiangling couldn't help but laugh out loud. Li Ruiqing in a small wildflower robe? It's interesting, it's so interesting.
When Li Ruiqing came back with the hot milk cake, what he saw was Zhao Xiangling hiding in the quilt and squeaking like a mouse.
The tyrant crouched under the bed, stretched out his pink tongue and licked its snow-white hair, occasionally raised his head to glance at the mouse on the bed with a pair of indifferent eyes, and then turned his head lightly to continue licking its fur.
Smelling the smell of milk cake, Zhao Xiangling lifted the quilt and turned his head to look at Li Ruiqing and said with a smile: "It's still Li Aiqing who understands me, and I happen to be hungry." ”
Looking at Li Ruiqing, Zhao Xiangling reached out to ask for the plate in his hand.
Li Ruiqing handed it to her: "You are only allowed to eat half a piece, you will have to ...... later"
Before he finished speaking, he only heard the crisp jingle of the spoon on the bowl, and then Zhao Xiangling swallowed the last bite and looked up at him: "Huh? ”
Looking at the clean bowl, Li Ruiqing took back the words he had said.
What else do you eat half a piece? There's not even a slag left, where is there still half a piece?
Rubbing his eyebrows, Li Ruiqing sat on the edge of the bed and sighed: "Zhao Xiangling, haven't you eaten in your last life?" ”
Zhao Xiangling put down the plate and replied with a smile: "Maybe Meng Po soup drank too much, and I don't remember much about my previous life, but breakfast is useless, and now I am a little hungry." ”
Touching his stomach, Zhao Xiangling actually felt that he could still eat......
"Sweets, eat too much, you should eat lunch later." Li Ruiqing took the papa, patiently wiped off the sweet milk on her lips for her.
Lunch? Zhao Xiangling nodded: "Ruiqing, I want to eat fish fillets for lunch, I want to boil it into white soup, and I also want to eat sweet and sour short ribs, the kind that I want to pour sauce." ”
Li Ruiqing paused and glanced at her, his eyes full of deep meaning. Zhao Xiangling looked at him and hurriedly covered his face: "What do you see?" Haven't seen the emperor? ”
"Nope." Li Ruiqing tilted his head and whispered in her ear, "I haven't seen a talking pig before." ”
Pig? Who? I?
Zhao Xiangling's eyes widened, and he raised his hand to lift the pillow and hit him: "What are you talking about!" Li Ruiqing, tell me clearly, who is the pig! ”
Li Ruiqing smiled and raised his hand to block: "It's me, it's me, it's me who raised a pig named Zhao Xiangling." ”
Zhao Xiangling just wanted to put down the pillow, but when he heard the words, he raised it again, where is Li Ruiqing's shadow? He had already run away.
Standing by the door, Li Ruiqing looked at her and smiled.
"Li Ruiqing! If you don't come, you don't want to eat today! Zhao Xiangling said angrily.
Li Ruiqing did not react.
"Okay, don't come here, I won't eat for three days!" Zhao Xiangzero threatened.
This trick has been tried and tested, Li Ruiqing really came back obediently and stood in front of Zhao Xiangling and let her slaughter.
Zhao Xiangling laughed. pounced on him and grabbed him by the collar and threw him on the bed, turning over and pressing him underneath: "Li Ruiqing, you made it clear to me, who is the pig!" ”
Li Ruiqing was pressed, pretending to vomit blood and said: "Li Ruiqing...... I've been crushed to death by pigs, poof. ”
With a tilt of his head, he winked at Zhao Xiangling.
"You!" Zhao Xiangling was angry and laughed, and reached out to pinch him, "Wow, you Li Ruiqing, don't repent of dying, I have to know how powerful I am today!" ”
The two pounced and pulled, tossing and turning. In the end, Li Ruiqing paused, looked at Zhao Xiangling and coughed lightly twice and pointed to her.
Zhao Xiangling said on the side: "Don't deliberately change my topic, I'll tell you about this matter, absolutely nothing...... Yes! Li Ruiqing, you bastard! ”
I'm afraid she's going to have to change her middle coat again! It's all Li Ruiqing's fault, it's all Li Ruiqing's fault, why did she forget her menstrual affair today, why didn't she remember such a big event!
"Replace this." Li Ruiqing got up with a smile, the smile on his face couldn't be stopped, "I'll ask someone to prepare lunch for you." ”
"You!" Zhao Xiangling always felt that his tone was full of ridicule.
"Your Majesty, farewell." Li Ruiqing went out, and finally couldn't help but hang his head and laugh, and turned sideways to let Celadon enter the door.
"Nasty!" Zhao Xiangling threw the pillow out. Why is she so embarrassed every time? Losing face in front of him again and again?
No, if she doesn't get this scene back today, she won't be surnamed Zhao, surnamed Li, and called Li Xiangling!
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By the time Li Ruiqing came in with boiled fish fillets, sweet and sour short ribs and a few side dishes, Zhao Xiangling had already changed into a robe embroidered with gold silk on a black background, lying on the table with the tyrant staring at him with a pair of watery eyes.
More precisely, staring at the smoke from the dishes on the tray in his hand.
Putting the plate on the table, Zhao Xiangling had already lifted the chopsticks and pointed to the side to signal Li Ruiqing to sit down.
Li Ruiqing lowered his eyes and sat down after carefully looking at the cushion where there was nothing unusual.
"Am I like a cheater?" Zhao Xiangling bit his chopsticks and raised his eyes to look at Li Ruiqing, his eyes full of grievances.
Resemble. Is it more than like? It's clear that it is!
Thinking like this in his heart, he would never say this in his mouth, Li Ruiqing shook his head and replied lightly: "Your Majesty is upright, so naturally he will not use the next three indiscriminate means to deal with Wei Chen." ”
"If you know, it's good." Zhao Xiangzero nodded and smiled, reached out and took a bite of a small chop, the juice dispersed, and the lips and teeth were fragrant, wonderful!
"Also, Your Majesty is so upright, how can he do ridiculous things, such as kicking his ministers into the pond and locking his ministers into the sycamore, right?"
Li Ruiqing turned his head with a smile, looked at Zhao Xiangling and picked up a piece of fish and shook his head: "I don't know if the water in the lotus pond is as sweet as fish." ”
Zhao Xiangling was stunned for a moment and squinted at him. Is Li Ruiqing ill? Why has he been saying things that don't suit his temper over and over lately?
Could it be that he has changed sex? Irritated? Or is your head burned out?
Putting down the chopsticks, Zhao Xiangling put his hand on his forehead, withdrew it to probe the temperature of his forehead, and muttered, "Normal." ”
So when did Li Ruiqing learn to mock people?
"Forced by His Majesty." Seeing her thoughts, Li Ruiqing leaned his head and whispered in her ear, "The minister is helpless, he is too good to talk and always makes His Majesty happy with this." ”
Zhao Xiangling turned his head and said in a low voice: "It's fun to tease you, isn't it?" ”
"Not good." Li Ruiqing sat down and said seriously, "Linguistic teasing cannot be counted as provoking, this is a verb, so it naturally starts with provocation and ends with teasing." ”
"Oh?" Zhao Xiangling propped his head, didn't eat, looked at him and smiled, "The pick that Zuo Xiang said, I don't know which 'pick'?" ”
Li Ruiqing still said seriously: "For example, pick the belt, pick the clothes, pick the ......"
Zhao Xiangling saw that the tips of his ears were slightly red, and knew that this guy was pretending to be a rogue and playing hooligan. But who is she? She is Zhao Congming, who knows Li Ruiqing no better.