【009】 The Great Smoker

Artemisia leaves are used to ward off evil spirits, Zhong Kui in the afternoon, inadvertently glimpsed a black cloud precipitated on the forehead of vanilla, and then went to the traffic police team to contact the murder car. I was worried, so I went to get some mugwort leaves for her to take home and hang them at the door, the purpose of which was not to let the evil qi invade.

After calming down, Vanilla suddenly remembered what she had seen in the hospital. She told Zhong Kui about the soul of Liang Yuzhi's mother.

That's it, Liang Yuzhi's mother was unwilling, but she had no choice but to leave. When you see her, it's likely that she wants to tell you something. ”

Vanilla paused, shook her head and said, "No, she didn't say anything, just straightened the bedding, and a pair of eye sockets were very scary." Completely black with no white pupils, I ran to the door, only to disappear when I turned around again. ”

Zhong Kui was silent, and suddenly raised his head and said, "You said you saw the soul taking care of the bed?" ”

"Hmm~"

"So, you go home, I'll go to the hospital." As Zhong Kui spoke, he withdrew to the door first. Standing in the house is warm, and it is a little cool when you come out casually, and the cold wind makes people shudder. When the herb came out, he said again: "I didn't find the willow branch bonsai, you think carefully about who sent you, and tell me back." ”

Vanilla promised to push out the bike and leave the shop.

Zhong Kui is going to the hospital. When he arrived at the hospital, the doctor told him that a patient had been admitted to bed 16. All the bedding and other items on the hospital bed have been renewed.

Disappointed, I came out of the hospital, and the sky was getting darker and darker, like ink reaching out and missing my fingers. He estimated that the time should not be far from 11 o'clock, and when he returned to the shop after having sex with the woman in a daze, he saw that the time of the small alarm clock was exactly 10 o'clock. The delay in going back and forth to the hospital is about to take about an hour.

The small county town went into a quiet state very early as dusk approached and the sky gradually darkened. Not to mention wanting to see a two-legged person walking on the road at 11 o'clock.

Even if you see someone walking on the road, it is definitely not a person, but a ghost.

Zhong Kui saw a ghost, lazily walking on the road, walking posture and skinny appearance. reminds him of the three lepers who have been dead for many years, the three lepers had a sip of wine before they were alive, and the big smoke (drug use) made the family bankrupt, the family was surrounded by walls, the family had no overnight food, and there was no warm clothing.

The wheels creaked against the road, but he didn't make a sound. The aura on his body inadvertently emanated, and the ghost seemed to notice it, and disappeared for a moment, hiding behind the dark trees next to it.

Zhong Kui pursed his lips and smiled, too lazy to take care of it, and pedaled straight to continue walking.

"Boss Zhong Kui!"

The wheels passed by the trees on the side of the road, and immediately behind him came the sound of Sensen's shouting. After a slight pause, he supported the head of the car on the spot, and stepped on the ground with both legs.

The ghost shrugged his shoulders and looked dejected, and silently drifted in front of Zhong Kui.

“…… Three lepers? ……”

"It's small, what do you always command?" The three lepers are still that dead morality, and they don't want to die.

"You're not afraid that I'll catch you and go to the underworld?" Zhong Kui said awe-inspiringly.

"Don't, I...... Yes...... The addiction to cigarettes is coming, and the ...... is at hand There is no money. The three lepers yawned a lot, took off an eye that covered their vision, and continued with a pitiful look: "Please give me a few rewards to relieve your cravings, okay?" ”

Zhong Kui knew that the three lepers were also ruffians in one place, and they did not do great evil things, and their crimes should not be punished. Black and white impermanence did not send him to the eighteen layers of hell, and when his sins expired, he could be reincarnated.

There is also this saying in the underworld, and the ghosts have to make offerings to the ghosts above like the human world, which is what the world calls going through the back door. After accepting bribes, the special ghosts will open up and be exempted from the prison and punishment for offering to the ghosts.

In the same way, what is in the world, there is also something in the underworld. For example, gambling houses, smoke houses, brothels, as long as their relatives in the human world burn the ghost coins, they have a chance to be happy.

These three lepers are really, and dogs can't change their. In the world is a gambler, an addict, a rotten wine jar. is dead, still an addict, a big smoker, and even a rotten drunkard. Presumably, the money in the underworld is not enough to spend, so I will think of coming to the world to make money!

At that moment, Zhong Kui frowned and asked, "Your sister didn't burn less coins for you during the New Year's Festival, right?" ”

"A few years ago, my cousin still remembered my yin life. Later, I gradually forgot about me, and every New Year's holiday, I could only watch other 'people' happily go to the bank to get money and clothes from relatives, but I was alone. can only be a thief, to take money and clothes from other 'people'. Later, it didn't work, they united to deal with me, beat me, chased me, let the dog bite me, I had no way out, so I had to take the risk of appearing here to intercept the bell boss, begging you to give me some money, I will bless you in the underworld with beautiful women every day. ”

After hearing the three lepers mention women, Zhong Kui's mind suddenly appeared in the scene that happened before. felt weak in his heart, and hurriedly scolded: "What kind of are you talking about?" You are not allowed to mention women to me, and I will give you a hurry when you mention women. ”

The three lepers hurriedly bowed their heads, and said with a very humble demeanor: "Don't mention it, don't mention it, you help me, I will be your dog in the future." ”

"Poof" "Get rough, Nima, people are not short of ambitions, you listen to Lao Tzu." I will try my best to meet your request, but you must quit smoking as soon as possible, otherwise you will be a smoker for three lifetimes and will not have a chance to turn over in several lifetimes. ”

The three lepers were so grateful that they almost didn't kneel down for Zhong Kui, he nodded like a chicken pecking rice, and said in a stack of voices: "He is worthy of being a good person who is a household name, and the little one must follow the teachings and must quit smoking." ”

"Don't fool me, let's go! I'll have to go to the shop to get the money for you. ”

As Zhong Kui spoke, he had already pedaled far away.

The blue and white faces of the three lepers pulled out a strange expression, laughed sly, and floated lightly in front of Zhong Kui.

The ghost-hunting shop burned the coins in the middle of the night, and wisps of blue smoke rolled into the night mist.

When the coins in the pot turned to ashes, the three lepers who stayed not far away swished out a stack of brand-new coins. He happily counted the bills, a greedy green light shining under his eyelids.

"You remember it to Lao Tzu, the next time I let me see you, you haven't quit smoking. I will hand you over to the black and white brothers and send you to the eighteenth layer of hell, so that you can taste the taste of hell of peeling. ”

Zhong Kui's words frightened the three lepers' grimaces turned whiter, their bodies trembled, and they quickly disappeared into the space in a flash.

Passing away the three lepers, look at the time, it is exactly 11:58. Tiredness hit, and a hint of sleepiness crept up into the top of my eyes. He can't sleep yet, and he has to deal with the stuff he got back from the traffic police. In order to cheer himself up, he went into the shop and drenched his face with cold water.