"Ugh."

"Alas!"

"Ahh

The corners of Mo Duoduo's mouth twitched, and he couldn't help but pick up Charlie in his arms and threw it over: "Tang Xiaoyi!" You're so noisy! Can you not be so negative! ”

"Huh?" Tang Xiaoyi was lying on the chair, cross-legged, with an inexplicable expression, "Who said I was negative?" I'm wondering, are there 3,000 harem beauties here, and I heard that all the women in the palace are very good-looking! It's especially sweet! Look at you more than you-"

"Shut up!!"

"Words," Mo Duoduo squinted at Tang Xiaoyi, picked up Charlie on the ground, and said, "Didn't the emperor in the TV series have to correct the folds at night, why don't you go back?" What are you doing here? ”

"......" Tang Xiaoyi was silent for a moment, "I decided just now - I want to be a faint king." ”

Murdo: ".................."

"No, you're not going to break your brain, are you? Why do you want to be a faint king? Why don't you jump off a building so that you can end your life in a more lump way? ”

Tang Xiaoyi despised →_→: "I don't understand, I don't understand, mortal." Anyway, you are a concubine, and it is estimated that you will die earlier than me, after all, you are the most poisonous woman's heart. The faint monarch is a technical job, and the faint monarch is the same as the Ming monarch, but the latter is more difficult. I heard that the faint king's life is very good! Eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling, and beauties in your arms, you don't have to care about those messy twists and turns, and you don't have to listen to the nonsense and saliva of those traitors, how good! ”

After all, you still don't want to correct the folds, don't hide it!

"Aren't you still going to court?" The tiger shark glanced at Tang Xiaoyi, saying that Tang Xiaoyi really couldn't adapt to this voice.

"Isn't it okay not to go to court?"

Murdo: "This will hasten the fall of the dynasty." ”

"You're all going to be buried with me anyway." Tang Xiaoyi stood up and pulled up the tiger shark, "I'll call you Xiao Fengzi in the future!" Xiao Fengzi, let's go, don't you have to turn over the cards. ”

Tiger Shark: "?????????? "What the hell is Xiao Fengzi?? Isn't it my father-in-law or something? it! Tang Xiaoyi, come here!! Don't think that because I'm not good at language, I can't hear you scolding me?!

"No, I'll call you Grandpa Feng." Tang Xiaoyi turned around and touched the head of the tiger shark, "Sure enough, the weight you have lost is much more pleasing to the eye." ”

Tiger Shark: "??? ”

Tang Xiaoyi sat on the dragon chair with a leisurely face, expecting the tiger shark to get back a bunch of brands.

Then, Tiger Shark walked over with a sign in his left hand and a sign in his right hand, and smiled: "Which one do you want, Your Majesty?" ”

"......," Tang Xiaoyi was frightened, "you seem to be teasing me." ”

"Absolutely not, how dare I, Your Majesty, there are only two concubines in your harem. A queen, a concubine - that is, who. You don't think you've spoiled them yet. Tiger Shark handed Tang Xiaoyi two signs.

Tang Xiaoyi: "........................"

"Is the queen good-looking?" Tang Xiaoyi asked.

Tiger Shark: "I don't know, I haven't seen it again, I'll call you over." ”

After waiting for a while, the queen looked very delicate...... It's exquisite...... It's exquisite, indeed...... What the hell is this pot head...... I must have come to a false dynasty. Tang Xiaoyi looked at the queen with a serious face: "Queen, do you know how to play poker?" ”

"Uh...... Concubines are ignorant, what is poker ......? ”

Tang Xiaoyi flicked his sleeves: "Stand down." ”

Then the queen retreated again with a bewildered expression.

"Your Majesty, how do you feel?"

Tang Xiaoyi said: "I'd rather bend." ”

A good night's sleep.

"Are you really not going to go to the morning court?" The tiger shark followed behind Tang Xiaoyi and asked.

Tang Xiaoyi walked into something called the Imperial Garden, and at this time the flowers were blooming very well, so he leaned down and picked one...... Well...... There are two colors of flowers, one red and one blue. The red is extremely bright, the blue is extremely elegant, is it really not a conflict, and what kind of flowers are these...... Why does that flower still exude a strong rainbow of colors?!

Tang Xiaoyi raised his eyebrows: "Don't go, you have to be a qualified faint king." ”

"You're going to die."

"Death is death, don't you still die with me." Tang Xiaoyi clenched his fingers, and when he opened them again, the petals shattered and fell into the dirt.

"Look, what color does that flower exude?" Tang Xiaoyi pointed to the largest, largest, and largest seven-colored flower in the center.

The corners of the tiger shark's mouth twitched: "Colorful color ......"

"Hmm...... Is it time for the draft? ”

"No !!!!"

Tiger Shark looked puzzled: "I said Tang Xiaoyi, I haven't seen you like girls so much before, why are you so concerned now?" ”

Tang Xiaoyi was serious: "Because I want to be a qualified faint gentleman, which faint monarch doesn't like beauties." Besides...... I don't believe that there are no beauties in this world! ”

"Yes." Tiger Shark said, "Isn't there Arthur?" ”

Tang Xiaoyi turned around with an indifferent expression: "Fengzi, it's nonsense again!" ~”

Tiger Shark: "?????? ”

"Eh, Tang Xiaoyi, did you see someone coming from afar?"

Tang Xiaoyi didn't reply: "How is it possible, aren't they all in the early dynasty." ”

"Your Majesty."

"Your Majesty?"

"Your Majesty?!"

Tang Xiaoyi turned around and said impatiently: "I've said it all......"

The following words were stuck in my throat, I couldn't go up or down, and I held my breath in my heart. Oh, definitely not because of the other person's beauty, but ...... This person...... How is it so like...... Arthur...... Σ(っ°Д°; )っ!!! ∑(?Д?ノ)ノ

"Your Majesty, it's time to go to the early court." That blonde hair is really attractive.

Tang Xiaoyi raised his eyebrows: "I don't." ”

"......" ojbk will call him Arthur first, Arthur takes a deep breath: "Your Majesty, please be obedient, you have also grown." ”

Tang Xiaoyi continued to refuse: "I! Only! Be! No! Want! It's kind of you hitting me. ”

Arthur: "...................................."

Arthur said: "Your Majesty ......"

Tang Xiaoyi continued to refuse: "I'm not going!" Just don't go! I won't go to death! Besides, me! Appear! At! One! Piece! Beauty! Person! Didn't see !! So I'm in a bad mood and don't want to go. ”

"Your Majesty, are you going to become a faint king?" Arthur rubbed his brow in annoyance.

"Yes, what's wrong, what's wrong, there's a kind of usurpation of you!" Tang Xiaoyi looked arrogant.

"Your Majesty, this kind of thing can't be said. If you don't go to the early court, I'm going to use a little radical method. Arthur's face turned cold, and Tang Xiaoyi raised his eyebrows - suddenly he had a bad premonition......

Tang Xiaoyi was kidnapped in a sack, and Arthur threw him on, yes, on the dragon chair, and gestured to the tiger shark with his eyes. The tiger shark's face froze, cleared his throat, and said, "If there is something to do, there is nothing to retreat." ”

made, this is another stain on life!

The discussion of the ministers was heard below.

"That's the emperor'???"

"It's not the emperor who can sit on the dragon chair, but what's wrong, what's the ...... How did it get into a sack? Or was he dragged by the prime minister? ”

"Who knows......"

Arthur's face turned cold, and his voice gradually became quieter.

"it!" Then the ministers saw the person in the sack burst into a foul mouth, the sack was rudely torn open, and what they saw was Tang Xiaoyi's angry face, looked around, and fixed on Arthur's body.

Hmph, don't think that if you look like Arthur, I won't dare to clean you up! Convex (艹)!

Tang Xiaoyi sneered, rolled up his sleeves, and raised his steps to walk towards Arthur: "Look at me and I don't ......"

The tiger shark hurriedly grabbed Tang Xiaoyi: "Your Majesty, you can't do it, calm down!" Now is not the time to dwell on this! ”

"......" Tang Xiaoyi suddenly calmed down, "Oh, good." ”

Then he turned around and grabbed a minister: "Did you bring a kitchen knife?" ”

"Huh? There is no ......"

Tang Xiaoyi's face sank, let go of the minister, patted the minister's shoulder, walked back to his place, and sat down: "Hurry up and say something." ”

"There have been recent floods in the south......"

Tang Xiaoyi pointed to the person below: "Deal with him, this is a small matter." ”

Faint !!

"Famine in the North......"

Tang Xiaoyi pointed to the person below again: "I'll report this little matter and deal with it." ”

Can you be serious!!!!

"Drought ...... in the West"

Tang Xiaoyi looked disgusted, and continued to point to the person below: "Such a trivial matter? Give him to deal with it! ”

MMP really regrets not having a kitchen knife today!!

"The ...... of the Insect Plague in the East"

Tang Xiaoyi was shocked: "What?!" ”

The ministers looked happy: Do you have to deal with it personally?

I only heard Tang Xiaoyi say: "You have to report such a big thing?" Don't you know what to look for? I'm not an immortal, I can't save the world, I'm not a national teacher, how can I beg for rain from heaven, I can't farm, I'm not an immortal!! ”

Tang Xiaoyi glanced at Arthur, who was constantly twitching at the corners of his mouth: "Prime Minister, are you usurping the throne?" ”

“！！！！！！” I gasped underneath.

"No usurpation."

Tang Xiaoyi was disappointed: "Boring." ”

Then he grabbed another minister closest to Tang Xiaoyi: "What about you?" Are you usurping? ”

"The ministers are loyal." Even if you want to usurp the throne, you don't have to say it directly! It's embarrassing for them to want to usurp the throne!! What does the emperor want to do? Is it a test for them? it! I can't see it, the emperor is such a scheming person...... Then how could you let the prime minister solve it before? So...... What does the emperor want to do?

Tang Xiaoyi: ".............................., why are you so loyal!!!

Tang Xiaoyi let go of the minister: "If you are interested in usurping the throne, remember to contact me." ”

To get in touch? There's something wrong, right? Isn't this self-defeating? But...... What if the emperor is really serious? Wouldn't that be a wasted opportunity? But it's also a bit uncertain...... But what if it's not true...... That's a dead end! No, there must be no usurpation.

"In the future, remember to bring a kitchen knife, I allowed it!" Tang Xiaoyi patted the minister's shoulder, thinking about the picture, Tang Xiaoyi was angry, rushed over, handsomely took the kitchen knife in the minister's hand, and put it on Arthur's neck, to see if Arthur still grabbed me into the sack!

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Anyway, I have to laugh at this chapter I want to laugh ヾ (●′?'●) I feel more and more cute about Tang Dian~

I want to talk about "Charles IX's Dream of the Moon" with more like-minded people, and pay attention to "excellent reading literature" on WeChat, talk about life, and find confidants~