When I opened my eyes on Monday, I found myself standing in a cluttered alley. It was already dark, and there were debris all around, and no one but a Chinese pastoral cat passed by.

"Meow!" The tanuki barked at him, then ran to the side.

The light of the moon was shining so that Monday would not be invisible, and it was quiet all around, except for the occasional barking of dogs.

"Ding! The host body is successfully blended! The system prompted.

Monday touched his body and found that there was not much difference, turned his back, unbuckled his trousers, and glanced at Little Monday, well! Nodding with satisfaction, it was still the same as it was. Originality is habit.

Re-fastened his trouser belt, and the voice of the system came from his head: "Host, this system has fully fused your body, and now this body has exceeded the sum of the two bodies combined!" However, at the request of the host, some are still original! ”

"Some?" Monday didn't understand, he just let the system change, is there anything else?

"Something indescribable, and the host's two somewhat empty waists!" The system said faintly.

Monday's eyes widened: "There's... Something imaginary? "He doesn't believe that he is false, he used to be a little Langjun who sang every night! How can it be empty? System you must be making a mistake!

"Huh! Before the host, you had irregular work and rest, didn't exercise, smoked and drank, and made all kinds of waves, so you were sent in! Do you think your two big waists will be fine? You compare it with Chu He's waist, his is a plank, yours is made of foam, I really don't know how you lived! The system struck without hesitation: "If it weren't for the fear of the host's response, this system wouldn't have done this!" ”

Monday yelled: "System you uncle! ”

"There is no uncle in this system!"

"Your sister!"

"There is no sister in this system!"

"I... I..."Monday was so angry that he was speechless, and he couldn't say anything with a mouth that could speak, and suddenly Monday remembered something and asked: "System, you blend your body, where did you come from my original body?" ”

"When the host dies, the system is stored, and what the host's friend sends to the funeral home is a fake body copied by the system!" The system answers unhurriedly.

"Where are you stored?" Monday's face was a little dark, no matter who knew that his body was taken away, he wouldn't be comfortable.

"System space!"

"Why didn't I find out when I used the system space?"

"The host is blind!"

"You!" Monday was deflated: "Forget it, I don't care about you!" Anyway, the original body is dead. It's useless to deal with you guys who aren't human. ”

"Open the task panel!"

"Ding! The task panel is open! ”

"Task 1: Capture the internal strength of the undefeated naughty boy Gu Santong and learn all the martial arts secrets of the eight major sects. Reward 300 luck points, no penalty for failure.

Task 2: Find the two remaining cardamom. Bonus 200 luck points. There is no penalty for failure.

Task 3: Get "Three Knives of the Nose Passage" before returning to the sea. Reward 200 luck points, no penalty for failure.

Side quest 1: Mother and son recognize each other, and ensure that Su Xin becomes a non-mother and son recognize Su Xin will not die!

Side quest 2: Ensure that Shangguan Haitang does not die! Reward 100 luck points, no penalty for failure. ”

Monday pinched his chin and pondered, Tianxiang Cardamom is in the mermaid pearl of the Yunluo County Lord, and one is in the Prosecutor Ji... Bah! Cao Zhengchun and Cao's father-in-law have some trouble, he doesn't know martial arts now, and his current body is comparable to those who are not in the rivers and lakes.

And Tianxiang cardamom is about to be eaten by Su Xin as soon as it arrives, isn't it a little worthless?

This is when the system says, "Ding! The hostel must remember that the Iron Gall God Hou fed Su Xin the Tianxiang Cardamom that belonged to him twenty years ago, making her a living dead, and the Tianxiang Cardamom must eat three to bring people back to life, and the two are useless for the host. ”

"Yes!" Zhou nodded a little, looked at task 2 and said: ""Three Knives of the Nose Passage", this is still good to take from Guihai's mother, written on his father's clothes!" ”

"As for Shangguan Haitang......" was pondering, there was a noise on the originally quiet street:

"Oops! Ah! Big brother, where are you going, can you release me from the mouth of the altar, it's very uncomfortable......" The flirtatious voice attracted Monday's attention, and Monday walked to the alley to cover himself.

Poked his head out and found three people driving a carriage past him, on which was a large jar, fixed to the carriage with hemp rope, and a human head came out of the mouth of the jar, chattering crookedly: "...... I'm a man, even if you sell me to a brothel, it's useless, you might as well let me go here, big brother! With a flattering smile on his face.

Seeing the man's face, Monday whispered, "Guo Jing'an? No, it's right and wrong! This is where the plot begins? Seeing that the carriage was about to go away, Monday cautiously followed.

The man in the hat in front of Cheng Shifei smiled and said, "You better save your breath!" We've found a good place for you to eat and live for the rest of your life! And you can be accompanied by golden branches and jade leaves, day and night, and live under the same roof with beautiful women! ”

Hearing this, I couldn't help but laugh on Monday, at that time, I didn't think this was funny, but now when I heard it, I felt that this hat man was a talent, and he told all the benefits of being a eunuch, but the disadvantages were not said at all?

At this time, Monday jumped out, the four of them were startled, and the coachman scolded: "I don't sleep at night, I want to die when I jump out!" ”

Monday hurriedly waved his hand, made a panicked look and said: "Don't misunderstand, big brother, I just listened to what this big brother said about a good place to go and yearn for it, I don't know if you can take me there!" ”

"Wow! Are you mistaken, little brother, the good places they say are definitely not good places to go! Cheng right or wrong shouted.

Cheng is a hob meat, hippie smiled and said: "When I was a child, my father taught me not to be greedy and cheap, but if you want to go, I can give this opportunity to my little brother with kindness, two big brothers, do you think it's okay?" ”

"Smack!" The bald man in the back slapped Cheng Zhifei's head, and said in a vicious tone: "It seems that it is not your turn to speak now, so you can accept your fate!" ”

Monday looked at the two of them with a red face and a black face, and the man in the hat looked at Monday's expensive clothes and said, "Boy, I don't think you look like a poor person, and you still want to find a good place with us?" ”

Monday made a sad look and said: "The two eldest brothers don't know, the younger brother still met a strange kind-hearted person in this dress, and when he saw that the younger brother was wearing tatters, he asked me to eat and wear them, and sent me to Yihong Courtyard to enjoy!" But this kind man was beaten up because he was too arrogant, and he didn't care about me the next day! "What I said on Monday is naturally the plot in the movie "Wu Zhuangyuan Su Qi'er", which is used to fool people and don't know if it works.

"Wow! Is there still such a fuss in the world? Little brother, who do you say, I'll go find him! Cheng Shifei shouted in fuss.

Of course there is, but you can't find it

The two glanced at each other, and the man in the hat smiled and said, "There is a cheap delivery to the door, don't be in vain!" Come on, boy! ”

"Thank you, big brothers!" Sitting until the end on Monday also made it easier for him to escape. After all, once he makes a mistake, Xiao Zhou will be gone, and he has just gone home! Didn't want to lose him on Monday.

But I want to see that in addition to the righteous path, the ancient three links are also the way of the pure room.

Along the way, Cheng Shifei was talking, which made the bald man constantly beat him, and he also felt that there were too many bad words about Cheng Shifei on Monday, but he didn't have a seizure, and occasionally hooked up with Cheng Shifei. Brush up on favorability.

The carriage moved forward slowly, and Monday followed unhurriedly. Finally stopped at the gate of Chengtian.

"Stop, who's coming?" Two officers and soldiers stopped the carriage.

The coachman replied, "I've sent someone to my grandfather!" ”

When the officers and men heard that they were allowed to leave, they said: "Go in!" ”

The bald man slapped Cheng Zhengfei, who had just emerged from the jar, back: "Be honest!" ”

After entering the Chengtian Gate, the carriage walked for a while, stopped in front of a row of houses, and jumped out of the carriage on Monday, and the bald man and the hat man moved down the right and wrong,

At this time, a man wearing a green official uniform and a black official hat was... The little eunuch came over. With a sharp voice, the mother said in a girlish voice: "Oops! Why is it so slow! You guys have made Grandpa Sun anxious,"

The man in the hat had a flattering smile on his face: "Father-in-law! You're waiting, our brother and daughter, I brought another person over on the way, it's not delayed! Pointing to Monday, he said: "This is a good thing, hard-working, this dress was given by someone, the appearance is white, grandpa Sun must like it!" ”

"And the price?" The little eunuch looked at it for a while, and asked a little bit.

"Look at this young man, it's a lot better than this, I don't want you too much, and he has a price, you see?" The man in the hat laughed.

"You have to ask Grandpa Sun about this, the miscellaneous family can't be the master." The little eunuch and the hat man bargained.

"Hey! Little brother! Look at how you let me out, I'm also on the road to being an uncle, and if you let me out, it's my brother, take you to eat and drink spicy! Cheng said to Monday.

"Hehe, Brother Cheng, I can also eat and drink spicy food with them, but I'm afraid I can only drink the northwest wind if I talk to you!"

While the two were talking, two little eunuchs came over with sticks and picked up the rope on the altar and left, and said to Monday as they went: "You are also going with us!" ”

"Oh!" Monday didn't say much and followed them.

The four men walked for half an hour, and the right and wrong were like flies along the way, and the little eunuch seemed to have not heard. Straight forward.

At this time, three people appeared in front of him, and the one in the middle was wearing a black dark green official uniform, holding a whisk in his hand, and there were two attendants standing beside him, who had the same profession as him.

Seeing right and wrong, Grandpa Sun's white face with blush was full of smiles, and when he saw Monday, he was stunned and asked, "Who is this?" ”

"Back to Grandpa Sun's words......" The little eunuch told the origin of Monday, and Grandpa Sun looked at Monday very happily, clapping his hands and shouting: "Okay, good!" We don't need enlightened people like you, go ahead, give them money! ”

Then he pinched open the crooked mouth that was chirping, and put the bottom of the dust whisk in: "Not bad, not bad, not bad, there are no white flowers in one hundred taels!" From now on you are my people! ”

"You are?" Cheng asked in confusion.

"I'm Grandpa Sun!" Grandpa Sun smiled very happily, if it wasn't for Monday knowing that this guy was an incomplete man, otherwise he would definitely have snatched the door when he saw that smile. It's so oozing.

"Father-in-law? Who are your grandsons? ”

"Hey! I am my grandfather who is in charge of the newcomers in the palace! Grandpa Sun said with a smile.

Cheng Shifei was still confused and asked: "Who is the newcomer?" Is that the little brother?"

"You're in charge, my good boy!" Grandpa Sun cocked his orchid finger and scratched it on Cheng Zheng's nose. That action sent a chill down Monday.

"Did we have a misunderstanding?" Said appropriately on Monday.

Grandpa Sun smiled and said, "That's what everyone who came in. ”

"I don't want to be a eunuch!" Cheng said with a sad face.

Grandpa Sun continued to smile: "That's what everyone who came in said. ”

"Help! Help me! Hmm..."The little eunuch beside him stuffed Cheng's mouth with a white cloth.

"Someone, bring it in!" Grandpa Sun looked at Monday and said, "You can go in with us too!" ”

Monday glanced at the cloth in Cheng Fei's mouth, he remembered that it was Grandpa Sun's underwear in the original book, the corners of his mouth twitched, and then he was pushed forward!

Whether it is successful or not depends on the halo of the protagonist on the head of right and wrong, otherwise my little brother will not be guaranteed!