Chapter 447: Smuggling into the Nether
In the dark corners of Yu Yong City in the fairy world, many devils and gods are sneaky, looking up in the gloom and filth, the Yu Yong City above is dazzling, but the city is black and oppressive, like an unclimbable cliff.
The status of the demon god in the immortal world is so unbearable.
Divine beasts such as Qilin Bai Ze can also be the mount gatekeeper beast of immortals, but demon gods such as Xiangliu have no immortals to take them in.
If you are lucky, you can hide in the poor mountains and bad waters, and if you are unlucky, you can only make a living in the sewage canal of the fairy city.
If you are unlucky, you will be caught by the immortals and used to refine treasures.
In the sewage canal under the city, a few boys came to throw swill, and dumped the elixir and domestic waste in the alchemy room mixed with sewage.
This is the shady place of Asgard, rancid and smoky, and many demon gods inhabit here, looking for something to eat from the kitchen waste in Asgard. The things that the immortals eat are all good things, and the dragon liver and phoenix gall will be thrown away if they can't finish eating, these are all treasures full of spirituality!
The demon god who lives under the sewage drain is not born to be a demon god, just because there is often demonic energy and toxicity in the waste pill, these fairy creatures living in the shadows are distorted after eating these things, and their temperament has changed greatly, and those who survive often develop into the form of demon gods.
Of course, those who didn't survive were naturally reduced to food for other demon gods.
In the sewage canal, Xiang Liu cheered, hurriedly pounced, and added fists and kicks to the other demon gods who grabbed food, beating those demon gods who dared to compete with him to the head of the rat and monopolizing this place.
The demon gods were frightened, and jumped out of the drain, shrunk in the corner, shivering, not daring to compete with him.
Xiang Liu was a fierce man, pierced into the green and fishy ditch, and the nine upper bodies fished in the water, and finally fished a waste pill from the filth, and he was so happy that he wanted to stuff it into his mouth without feeling disgusting.
At this moment, he suddenly stopped and did not eat the waste pill.
Because he saw that above the sewage canal, Bai Ze, the harlequin and other strange people were standing there, staring at the waste pill in his hand.
"The Nether?"
After listening to Bai Ze's words, Xiang Liu couldn't help but become angry, and said sharply: "I will only go to the lower realm if I am cheap! Lao Tzu finally came to the fairy world, where I eat fragrant and spicy food, I eat dragon liver soup and phoenix egg porridge in the morning, enjoy the elixir refined for me by the immortals at noon, and I can also hear the little songs played by the immortals at night, and I don't know how good my life is! Lao Tzu will be stupid to accompany you to the lower realm? Do you fucking dream of spring and autumn...... This elixir is very good, the immortals have refined it! dirty, not dirty at all!"
He stuffed the green poisonous and demonic waste pill into his mouth, chewed it heavily, tilted his head and swallowed it, choking on tears:
"It's clean! Lao Tzu likes this! Lao Tzu is a demon god, and he should live in this kind of place......
As Xiang Liu spoke, he suddenly vomited and vomited the waste pill he had just eaten.
He knelt on the ground, only to feel the burning of the demon, and it became more and more uncomfortable.
"Boss, boss...... a demon god with thief eyebrows and rat eyes poked his head out of the sewage drain and said with a smile, "You spit it out, don't you eat it?"
Xiang Liu was stunned, suddenly burst into tears, and choked up: "This is not the day I want to live, this is not a fucking ......"
He staggered to his feet, wiping his tears as he followed the white harlequin.
"Gluttony, are you gluttony?"
The little white sheep walked in Yu Yong City, only to see that the gluttony was tied to a willow tree outside the immortal mansion, and many divine beasts and monsters were tied outside the immortal mansion.
The young man was transformed into a big-headed doll, with chains around his neck, his hands and feet on the ground, his face fierce, and he was grinning at the other gods and demons.
"Fuck you!"
Hearing Bai Ze's explanation, Tao Tao raised his foot and rubbed his big head and chin, and scolded: "Lao Tzu will believe you? Lao Tzu doesn't know how good he is doing now! Lao Tzu can eat whatever he wants, Lao Tzu ......."
Bai Ze was scolded and left in embarrassment.
"I'll go and persuade him!"
Xiang Liu stepped forward, only to see the big-headed doll tied to his neck pulling the chain straight and grabbing the divine beast not far away, but he couldn't catch the other party alive or dead.
The beast closed its eyes, opened half of its eyes and glanced at him lazily, then closed its eyes again.
"Brother Gluttony, I was looking for food from the swill in the sewage canal in Yu Yongcheng, how do you eat it every day?" asked Xiang Liu.
Gluttony wept and did not speak.
Xiangliu said: "I don't want to live like this. I'm not in the fairy world, and I'm not in the fairy world, right? We are kings and hegemons in the lower realm, and we can eat whoever we want, so why suffer and be angry here? That sheep has a way to take us away......
Hearing this, the gluttony turned around, uprooted the fairy willow, stuffed it into his mouth, and ate the fairy willow clean.
The chain around his neck was a treasure refined by the immortals for him, one was used to tie him, and the other was for him to defend himself, and he couldn't untie it for a while, so he ate the immortal willow that tied himself.
"Let's go!" said gluttonously.
"Cub species, I'm not here for exhibits, but there are purple gold bamboos here. Lao Tzu has never eaten this delicious bamboo shoot in his life!"
The Pixiu Demon God sat in the cage, scratched his fat buttocks, took out another purple gold bamboo shoot, and said to Bai Ze outside the cage while peeling the bamboo shoots and eating them: "They like me, every cub immortal here likes me, so Lao Tzu will not go to the lower realm with you and live a hard life of exile." ”
Bai Ze said: "You are the Tianfu Cave Heaven, what did you do in the fairy world? The fairy world is not your homeland!"
Pixiu sneered: "It is precisely because there is no Pixiu in the fairy world that these cub immortals like me so much, do you see how strong the cage they made for Lao Tzu? There are such strong cages in the Netherworld? There are so many purple gold immortal bamboos?"
Bai Ze said: "If you plant the bamboo shoots of Zijin Bamboo in Tianshiyuan, you will definitely be able to survive." There is also immortal energy in the Tianshi Wall, and the cub pavilion master will also let you manage the money of the Heavenly Pavilion. You know, since the cub pavilion master became the pavilion master, he has spent money like water, and the previous pavilion master did not spend as much money as he spent......"
Pixiu opened his mouth, forgot to eat the bamboo shoots in his mouth, and muttered: "That's right, the cub pavilion master is the most defeated pavilion master ever......"
Bai Ze followed the temptation and said, "He can't do without you." ”
"That's right, he can't do without me. Pixiu staggered to his feet and pushed open the cell door,—— the cell door was unlocked, after all, who would dare to steal the things of the immortals?
"The cub pavilion master needs me, and I gave up the sweet fairy aura of this dog's fairy world for him, as well as the disgusting smell of robbery. Pixiu scolded while stealing the purple gold immortal bamboo.
After two months, Bai Ze found the nine phoenixes on the plane tree, Tianpeng who served people as a mount, Jianwei who served people before and after the saddle, Philip who served people as a concubine, and Qiqi who was so hungry that he was skinny and bone-ty, and finally found Tai Sui.
"Brother Bai, I'm fine, I'm really good here. The immortals like to eat me, but they don't eat it all the time, and when they don't eat me, they throw me into the Yao Pond and raise me. I'm used to being eaten, I'm being eaten by gluttony and poor people in the lower realm, and I'm being eaten by immortals here, and I feel that my days are no different from before......
"I'm not leaving, I really don't need you to rescue me! I'm going to call...... I really want to stay and be eaten by the immortals, I think it's good! I'm really going to scream...... What? Today, the Immortal Emperor is conquest of the Pseudo-Emperor Corpse Demon, and he wants to kill ten Tai Sui to reward the three armies? Let's go immediately!"
......
Bai Ze basically found all the gods and demons he could find, except for the more than ten gods and demons who were really unwilling to go to the lower realm, there were also a few gods and demons who had died in the fairy realm, and their spirits and bodies were destroyed.
The hearts of the gods and demons sank, except for the battle of Xianqi Mountain, which was their biggest casualty.
"Gods and demons are in the fairy world, and they can't help themselves, and life and death can't help themselves. Bai Ze said with emotion.
"Now only Ying Long is left, right?" asked the harlequin, "Shall we go to him?"
"What are you looking for him to do?"
Everyone objected in unison, "That bird dragon is the biggest card among us, the only one who can enter the house, and his status is much higher than ours!"
"We can only wait outside the door of the immortal's mansion, at most, we can be a concubine for the immortal with a bewitching appearance, and we have to live in a side room, and we don't even have our own palace. But he can enter the hall and coil on the pillar, and I don't know how many gods and demons will die with envy!"
"He is the retainer of the Immortal Emperor, so he has to be favored! He doesn't even need to be a mount for the Immortal, he only needs to be coiled on the pillar to have food. ”
"Even if we go to him, he may not go with us, not to mention who can enter the Immortal Emperor's residence?
The clown Bai Ze and the others had no choice but to dispel the idea of looking for Yinglong, and everyone walked together and marched towards the Great Wall of the North Crown, for the fairy world, it was just a few dispensable gods and demons, but for them it was dignity, freedom and life!
On this day, they finally came to the foot of the Great Wall of Beimian and looked up, but saw that the Great Wall built with hundreds of millions of stars was vast and magnificent, and it was difficult to climb.
There are also many immortals who are carrying the stars to fill the collapse caused by the corpse demon of the Immortal Emperor.
"We went back the way we came. ”
Bai Ze whispered: "If you want to go to the lower realm, you have to smuggle through the Great Wall of the Northern Crown." If we alarm the immortals, I'm afraid none of us will be able to leave. ”
As he was talking, he suddenly saw a young man in a yellow shirt standing on the side of the road at the foot of the Great Wall in front of him, carrying a small burden.
"Ying Long!"
The gods and demons couldn't help but be surprised, and hurriedly rushed forward.
"In the past, I was so lazy and used to doing things, I felt that to do things under the command of the Immortal Emperor, I only needed to eat and drink on the pillar, and I didn't need to move, this iron rice bowl could be eaten for a lifetime. I thought I wanted such a life, so after I was summoned to the Nether, I desperately wanted to return to the fairy world. ”
The yellow-shirted young man smiled at them and said, "After coming here, I am still coiled on the pillar of the Immortal Emperor's house, but my heart has never been at peace. I know, that's not what I wanted. The life I want is not in the fairy world. ”
His Dao heart was in turmoil, looking up at the Great Wall: "I want to live on the other side of the Great Wall, where I have friendship and laughter, not like a sculpture coiled on a pillar." There are many like-minded people, and there are many secrets, and there is iron and blood, and the wolf smoke of the battlefield. ”
"Walking on the battlefield with mountains of corpses, stepping on broken swords and broken swords, this is my lifelong wish!"
He was impassioned, his voice was getting louder and louder, and the young man Bai Ze stepped forward, patted him on the shoulder, and said, "Okay, okay, I know that you have ambitions, and you don't want to be a decoration in the fairy world, don't blow it." Let's go—"
He was full of spirits and laughed: "People want to smuggle to the fairy world, but they didn't expect that we would smuggle to the lower world instead!"
———— begging for a monthly pass, begging for a monthly pass, tearfully begging for a monthly pass~~