Chapter 166: The Straight Man of Steel Is Too Idiot
The next day, Huo Lingxiao hadn't gotten up yet, but Fang Ruoning was the first to get up.
When she came out of the bathroom, the man on the bed just sat up, glanced at her and said, "I'm quite conscious, I don't have to pull hard this morning." ”
Fang Ruoning glanced at him, "What do you mean?" ”
"What do you mean? Swim and get fit! "He has always done things from beginning to end, but he didn't just say it casually, fishing for three days and drying nets for two days.
Fang Ruoning walked over, lifted the quilt and lay down on the bed again, and said with a smile: "I'm sorry Mr. Huo, I can't go into the water today." ”
Huo Lingxiao saw that everyone was up, and ran back to lie down, and immediately frowned, "What do you mean?" ”
The woman was embarrassed and muttered, "I'm here for that......"
Huo Lingxiao didn't hear clearly, and his brows, which had not yet stretched, became more and more furrowed, "What? ”
"That...... It's those days of the month for women! ”
"What days of the month?" The domineering president turned into a straight man of steel, stared at the woman's shy and embarrassed eyes for a long time, and suddenly understood, and his face suddenly froze.
The atmosphere was a little weird, Fang Ruoning felt that his waist was sore and uncomfortable, and he didn't know if he had done too many "bad things" recently, and he was a little overworked.
Seeing that he was stiff and didn't leave, Fang Ruoning had no choice but to remind again: "You go, I'm a little uncomfortable and want to lie down for a while." ”
When Huo Lingxiao heard her say this, he could still walk away, and sat down again, his face full of concern: "Why is it uncomfortable?" Where does it hurt? ”
Fang Ruoning replied indiscriminately, without savoring his words, just nodded, "Hmm." ”
Huo Lingxiao's face was stunned, a little at a loss, he was silent for a while, and his big palm suddenly reached into the quilt.
"Hey, what are you doing!"
"Didn't you say it hurts there? How can I help you? Is there any ointment that can be applied to relieve the pain? I'll ask people to buy it — no, I'll buy it myself. ”
Fang Ruoning was confused when he heard it, "Ointment? ”
It is normal for women to have backache and discomfort during their menstrual period, unless they have severe dysmenorrhea and will take painkillers, but I have not heard of any ointment that can relieve pain.
"You come to that...... Isn't there bleeding in that place, bleeding hurts, isn't there any ointment to stop the pain? Mr. Huo didn't know where the communication went wrong, why their conversation was a bit bull-headed and wrong?
When Fang Ruoning heard him ask, he realized what he meant, his cheeks suddenly turned red, and his whole head quickly heated up and burned.
"What do you think! Woman to that...... I will have stomach pain, back pain, and even leg pain, and I haven't heard of pain there, after all, this blood is endometrial shedding, and it is not ......" She explained and vomited, only to feel that her eyes were open!
Anyway, he's highly educated! Didn't he take biology class when he was in school? How could he think that if a woman's lower body bleeds during her menstrual period, it must be that place that hurts?
That place is just a passage for blood to flow!
As soon as Huo Lingxiao was told by her, he suddenly realized that he was making a joke, and suddenly his handsome face was extremely embarrassed and stiff, and his ears were miraculously flushed.
Fang Ruoning couldn't believe it, and couldn't help but laugh again: "You're in your thirties, I don't know what's going on with a woman's menstrual period?" None of your previous girlfriends have been to this? ”
"My previous ......" his mind suddenly messed up, and he was about to continue with her words, and suddenly said angrily, "I'm not a woman, how do I know what your women's menstrual period is?" Isn't your woman's first night just very painful and painful, and then bleeding there? ”
So, he thought it was about the same thing.
Fang Ruoning put one hand on his forehead, crying and laughing, "Oh my God...... Mr. Huo, you graduated from a world-class university, and you have lived to be in your thirties, you are actually ......"
She suddenly lowered her hand and glared at him as if she had discovered a new continent, "Have you ever been in love?" Have you ever seen a girl come here? Don't say no, as far as I know, there is also Ni Yi, a big star, a big star is also a human being, it is impossible to have no menstrual period, right? ”
Being teased by her continuously, Huo Lingxiao's manhood lost face, and he immediately pursed his lips with a displeased face, turned around and left in a hurry.
Fang Ruoning looked at him running away, and wondered more and more if he had never had a deep relationship with a woman all these years.
It's hilarious, too! He actually thought that a woman's uncomfortable menstruation was because the place hurt, and he was going to buy some ointment to wipe it!
In the heated swimming pool, the annoyed and angry President Huo swam back and forth for three or four times before he suddenly got up from the water, and his sexy and firm chest rose and fell violently.
Dead woman! How dare you laugh at him!
Isn't it good for him to keep himself like a jade all these years? Do you have to have a rotten private life?! What's the joke about this! A peerless good man like him can't find a second one with a lantern, okay?!
His face was gloomy and sulking, and he touched the drops of water on his face with his big palm, and he had to admit the "humiliation" after being indignant.
All right......
It's not that he doesn't want to look for it all these years, it's not that he doesn't have physical needs, but after that night, he suffered from an incurable disease, and secretly saw so many so-called famous andrology doctors, but he couldn't find a problem - saying that his hardware was intact, there was no problem, and his inability to stand up may be due to more psychological factors.
However, the psychiatrist has also seen it, except for making him recall that "humiliating" night countless times, there is no use in fart!
Later, he accepted this fact, and in order to keep it a secret, it was naturally impossible to find a girlfriend. Occasionally, a female companion is required for public social occasions, and it is also accompanied by a female executive from the public relations department of the headquarters.
As for Ni Yi, it was because she had been stalking for many years and bought everyone in the family, so he had to agree to the relationship between the two.
But in fact, it is just a very gentlemanly and well-behaved relationship, although the other party hinted several times, and even took the initiative to dance closely, took off his clothes naked, and blatantly seduced and teased, but he was still as steady as Megumi Yanagishita.
Thinking of this, Huo Lingxiao became more and more depressed.
What kind of Gu did that woman put on him?
If he hadn't been lucky enough to meet him again in this life, wouldn't he have been able to be a man well for the rest of his life?
Thinking like this, President Huo, who was angry and depressed, suddenly had a bold idea in his mind......
The evening party was in a private club, that kind of place, Huo Lingxiao was no stranger, after the business was discussed, there were all in it as much as he wanted, and Bao Jun was satisfied.
Usually, he is extremely resistant to those messy arrangements. But this time, when Chen Hang was habitually preparing to drive away the baby girl who was walking towards him, he saw the boss wave his hand lightly and motioned him to step aside.
Chen Hang was stunned, and thought that he would be wrong, until he saw the two "unclothed" hot young girls sitting affectionately next to the boss without seeing them expelled, he knew that the boss was indeed ......
But why?!
The boss and lawyer Fang, haven't they been in love and affection recently, and they haven't seen each other for a day? Why did the boss suddenly change sex and ...... with the woman outside?
Chen Hang's mind was excited, and he really wanted to remind the boss - you are now a married man, and it took several months of heavy money to catch up, but in the blink of an eye, he was messing around outside, in case lawyer Fang found out, the consequences would ......
However, when the words came to his lips, he still did not speak.
It is normal for men to act on the scene in the business field, as the boss's personal secretary, the first precept is to be strict in the mouth, and the second precept is to be loyal.
Thinking like this, Chen Hang immediately looked away and hypnotized himself, he didn't see anything, he didn't see anything......
If lawyer Fang asked, he didn't know anything, he didn't know anything......
Those young girls, although they were boldly dressed and behaved openly, were in fact clean girls, specially trained to serve these big bosses who were either rich or noble.
It is not the first time that Huo Lingxiao has been forcibly stuffed with women, but this is the first time that he has allowed those women to sit next to him at close range, and even allowed them to use certain parts of his body to be "presumptuous" on him.
He really wanted to verify, his body function had been "recovered" for so long, he sang every night, and his combat effectiveness was strong, did he have to be able to do it - what the boss next to him was still saying, he had no intention of listening, he just hoped that his body would react, a little impulsive, to prove that he could break the "curse".
However, the two girls were close to picking off his clothes, but he was still unimpulsive, and when one of his hands slipped into the suit and tried to caress his chest muscles through the shirt, he could barely resist the instinctive reaction of his body, and violently swung the man away.
"Ahh......h I'm sorry I didn't serve well, I'm sorry ......."
The girl was young and delicate, with a lovely appearance, and the trembling appearance made me feel even more pitiful, but Huo Lingxiao didn't have any pity when she saw it, and her face became even more violent.
The whole box fell silent all of a sudden, and several bosses immediately stepped forward and cautiously cared: "Mr. Huo, what's wrong?" Isn't this girl ignorant......"
Huo Lingxiao knew that it was none of the other party's business, so he waved his hand lightly, and his face returned to indifference, "She's right, don't embarrass them, let's all go down." ”
The boss of the bureau didn't know why, he just thought that he couldn't anger this god, so he hurriedly waved his hand to drive people away, "Go down, go out!" ”
The two girls who were waiting for her quickly got up from the floor, wiped their tears and left in a panic.
Chen Hang, who was standing on the side, secretly breathed a sigh of relief at this time - it's okay, it's okay, the boss is normal, and his brain is not squeezed by the door!
Otherwise, he really didn't know what happened to the boss with these two girls tonight, and lawyer Fang knew about it - then how would he cover up and lie.