Chapter Twenty-Three: Sister, Your Durex Has Fallen
Time passed little by little, and every second was a torment for Qin Tianqi.
Qin Tianqi helplessly looked at the table full of dishes that were about to be eaten, sighed secretly, and said, "It seems that today is destined to starve!"
Seeing Qin Tianqi's depressed face, Xiao Wu opened his mouth and 'revealed' an evil smile, and said, "Eat, eat, you're welcome, just like in your own home, there are still a few 'chicken' butts here." As he spoke, he sandwiched a few more pieces of 'chicken' butts to Qin Tianqi.
"If you don't eat well, I'm going to call you home. Xiao Wu said with a seemingly innocent face, as soon as he saw the other party's evil smile, Qin Tianqi felt a burst of danger, and hurriedly swallowed the 'chicken' butt.
Others don't know the danger of this Xiao Dance, but they have already deeply realized it, it's really strange, why did he meet this 'woman' today? Qin Tianqi couldn't help but ask himself secretly, he wanted to leave the table several times, but when he saw the other party's ill-intentioned eyes staring at him, Qin Tianqi could only sit on the seat and accept the other party's 'spirit' and 'physical' torture.
"Hey, that's good. Xiao Wu 'rubbed' and 'rubbed' Qin Tianqi's hair with her greasy hands, and Qin Tianqi's heart kept dripping blood: My hair, my handsome hair!
It's not that Qin Tianqi doesn't dare to hide, but he can't hide, just now, when he wanted to leave, the other party pretended to take out his mobile phone and wanted to call his home. Qin Tianqi deeply knew that he still had a strict mother at home, if Xiao Wu said something to his mother, it would be him who was unlucky.
I don't know where I got the news from, but I know that I am afraid of my mother at home.
In fact, I can't say I'm afraid, but I don't want my family to worry, if the other party talks nonsense, then there are a lot of unlucky ones?
Xiao Wu nodded with satisfaction, and then ate the dishes on the table cleanly, Qin Tianqi was really a little curious, this Xiao Wu's belly is not big, where did all the things she ate go? What made Qin Tianqi even more depressed was that this Xiao Wu kept saying that she wanted to lose 'fat', but she ate all the dishes on the table.
"Ah" Xiao Wu made a comfortable sound, 'touched' his stomach, and said, "It's so comfortable, I haven't eaten so much food for a long time." ”
Qin Tianqi looked at her with the eyes of a monster, is this 'female' still a person? Is it still a 'female'?
"Hmph, what are you looking at?" Xiao Wu 'inserted' his hands on his waist, and said angrily: "Haven't you seen a beautiful 'woman'?" Just now she was smiling, but now she suddenly got angry? This 'woman' Qin Tianqi is getting more and more incomprehensible.
"Where did you pretend to eat so many things?" Qin Tianqi couldn't help but be a little curious.
"What is this?" Xiao Wu said with a proud face, "I have a 'chaos' in my body, and no matter how much I eat, it's absolutely fine." ”
"'Chaos'?" Qin Tianqi had heard of this thing for the first time, could it be some kind of high-tech thing?"
"What is 'chaos'?" Suddenly, Xiao Wu exclaimed: "Ouch, it's not good! I almost revealed my secret, what to do? It's not that the supernatural can't know about the existence of 'chaos', am I going to kill him? But now at school, he still invites me to eat, how can I kill him here? And he looks 'quite handsome'......" Xiao Wu said to himself, Qin Tianqi was even more suspicious.
What the hell is this all about?
"'Chaos' chaotic person?beautiful 'girl', can you tell me something?" Qin Tianqi said with a smile, Qin Tianqi was a little curious, it seemed that this Xiao Dance had a lot of secrets.
"I didn't say anything just now, and you didn't hear anything. Suddenly, Qin Tianqi felt a powerful killing intent coming from Xiao Wu's body: "Some things are better not to know, otherwise it will easily disappear in this world." ”
Qin Tianqi suddenly only felt very uncomfortable, and his 'chest' mouth was even tighter, as if there was an invisible pressure pressing on him, this feeling was the first time he had experienced it.
In short, it's an indescribable discomfort.
Suppressed by this breath, Qin Tianqi couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat on his face, and secretly said in his heart: This 'female' person is really terrifying, it seems that it is better to stay away from her in the future.
"I know, I know. Qin Tianqi hurriedly said, he believed that this Xiao Wu really wanted to kill himself, and he would definitely not show mercy to his subordinates, it seems that some things still don't know what!" "You didn't say anything, I don't know anything." ”
"Ouch, my little brother, what are you doing? sweating so much? sister is just scaring and scaring you, don't you be afraid, sister, I am very gentle. Seeing Qin Tianqi sweating profusely, this Xiao Wu said delicately: "Come, let my sister give you gentleness and gentleness." As he spoke, he took out a pack of fragrant tissues from his bag, and took out one of them to help Qin Tianqi wipe his sweat. But she didn't notice that when she took out the tissue, she also took out something and left it on the plate.
In the square packaging, you can see that there is a round thing inside, which is actually a condom, and it is also a Durex brand.
At the location where Qin Tianqi was, he could see it at a glance.
"Good brother, what are you?" Xiao Wu asked while helping Qin Tianqi wipe the sweat off his face.
"Sister, your Durex is gone. As soon as Qin Tianqi said this, he regretted it, he really shouldn't make trouble for himself at this time, even if he saw it, he pretended not to see it.
"Hooligans!" Sure enough, this Xiao Wu slapped Qin Tianqi's face hard, and with a crisp "snap", Qin Tianqi's face was hot.
Hooligan? Looks like Durex is yours, right? Why did I become a hooligan?
Qin Tianqi was about to be 'made' crazy by this little witch, this 'woman' was simply a complete madman! I really couldn't understand why the school would hire such a crazy 'woman'.
Everyone looked at Qin Tianqi sympathetically, poor child, who are you chasing, chasing the whole school is a well-known neurotic teacher, it is strange if you are not crippled.
was first beaten in the eyes by the other party and now it still hurts, just 'stand' a panda eye, forget if your foot is stepped on, and now you have a slap.
Uncle can bear it, aunt can't bear it! Qin Tianqi was very angry, and suddenly raised his hand to throw it at the other party, but he still didn't throw it at the other party's face in the end.
This man can fight anything, but he can't hit a 'woman'. Is a man who beats a 'female' man still a fart man?
"What's wrong?"
"My hands are a little tired and loose. Qin Tianqi pretended to stretch his waist. There's no way, no matter how angry you are, you still can't do it.