Chapter 42: Act 31, the Forgiveness Hat Can Still Be Used Like This! Here's how to use it!
The tiger shark was chattering when McDonald's interrupted the tiger shark loudly: "Stop! McDonald's in your mouth...... Ahh Is KFC good? "Very serious question, yes, very serious. Although McDonald's has no facial features, it can always be seen inexplicably...... A hint of seriousness???
"Of course!" The tiger shark also had a serious face, and originally wanted to pat McDonald's on the shoulder with his hand, but because it was sticky, he had to give up and said, "You know, in fact, KFC is very expensive!" Nine dollars for a maximum of one Coke drink! A dozen dollars to buy a hamburger at most...... Have you ever eaten a family bucket? Super tasty! β
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Just watch two mentally retarded people discuss and complain about KFC here.
"Well, I think McDonald's is cheaper than KFC, so, man, it's a good name for you!" The tiger shark wanted to slap McDonald's in the face again, but couldn't.
McDonald's was silent for a while and said, "So, can you help me buy a KFC family bucket and come back...... β
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"Buy it back! I won't eat you! Is it because you don't have enough money? McDonald's hurriedly said.
.................................................................. "It's really not because of the lack of money!" You're a man with no facial features...... Ahh How do you eat a monster without facial features?! I'll just ask you how to eat?! Shove it in your ass?! And also...... You monster farts KFC!! This doesn't fit the character setting at all, right!!!
"So, you let this dog go first. If you continue like this, it is estimated that you will not eat the whole KFC family bucket, and the spare food will also die, so ...... Not okay? Right? Tang Xiaoyi tried to get McDonald's to let go of the puppy.
McDonald's was stunned for a moment: "You have to let go of this stupid dog instead of this stupid human first, there must be something special about this stupid dog!" Do you think I'm going to be fooled? Inexistent! β
"......" Tang Xiaoyi's hand was stuck with snot, otherwise he would have held his forehead.
"Or else...... ...... you let go of the tiger shark? That's it...... Discuss with you...... KFC's ...... The man ...... "Fuyu also tried!"
McDonald's thought for a while, and the snot suddenly let go of the tiger shark, the tiger shark was the same as Mo Duoduo before, sitting on the ground with a butt, Mo Duoduo looked at the tiger shark's face was pale, and his heart burst into a burst of refreshment.
"Let it go."
Tang Xiaoyi was shocked: "Why are you willing to let go of the tiger shark?" β
McDonald's is real! Very! Serious! Say! "Because he looks stupid." β
".................." is that I lost. Tang Xiaoyi glanced at Charlie and said, "Didn't you say that this dog is also stupid?" Is there a monster in the world that is smarter (stupider) than you? No matter how wise this dog is, it can't match you...... Lump snot! Yours...... weapons, right? β
"Makes sense." McDonald's let the snot loosen Charlie again, and Charlie wiped the snot that was still on his face with a look of disgust.
"When are you going to buy KFC for me?" McDonald Road.
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"The next time I see you?" Tiger Shark Road.
McDonald's: "Don't! I want KFC now, or I'll drown him! McDonald's pointed at Murdodo with snot menacingly.
Murdodo: Why is it always me who gets hurt by the ............???
"Alas, brother......" The tiger shark was just about to persuade McDonald's when he suddenly threw Murdodo in its face, and then ...... Murdodo fell. By...... Eaten?!!!?!!!!
Everyone was really shocked, and before they could react, they were thrown in the face by McDonald's one by one.
It was really uncomfortable in McDonald's face, and I had to accept the pungent smell of snot, and I felt that I was in water, and it was becoming more and more difficult to breathe......
When Tang Xiaoyi woke up, he was in a dark house. Tang Xiaoyi got up, patted the dust on his body, and walked to the wall, however...... Unable to see anything clearly, Tang Xiaoyi shouted: "Charlie? Fuyu? Tiger shark? Murdodo? β
There was no sound, only Tang Xiaoyi's echo spread farther and farther......
What kind of place is this......
Tang Xiaoyi fumbled, as if he had touched a doorknob, Tang Xiaoyi thought about it carefully, and opened the door without hesitation.
Behind the door, what's there?
Tang Xiaoyi assured that this was definitely the most disgusting picture he had ever seen.
- Female Female Bath.
Then I saw a bunch of beautiful women (???????? Throwing winks at him and posing with him.
Tang Xiaoyi decisively closed the door.
"Smack-"
Then, Tang Xiaoyi opened the door again.
What I saw was a man (???? οΌ
"......" Tang Xiaoyi was silent for a moment, "Who are you?" β
"Phew! Goblin! Don't hand over the glazed stone yet! The man didn't know where to take out a peachwood sword, pointed it at Tang Xiaoyi, and made a gesture to rush up. Tang Xiaoyi couldn't bear it anymore, and with another "snap", he closed the door decisively.
This is the Snake Spirit Hospital???
Tang Xiaoyi took a deep breath and opened the door again.
"Brother, brother, have you seen my maid?"
"Smack-"
"Squeakβ"
"Is the donor an immortal? Do you choose the pose? β
"Smack-"
"Squeakβ"
"Come with me to save the worldβmy companion! We are all God's chosen warriors! β
"Smack-"
Tang Xiaoyi is going crazy.
What the hell is this, it's crazy.
Tang Xiaoyi opened the door for the last time.
What I saw was a grimace, but it was Tingting's face.
Tang Xiaoyi was frightened, closed the door, and opened the door.
Tingting changed her posture and looked like she was going to pinch him with both hands.
Tang Xiaoyi was shocked, closed the door, and opened the door.
This time, Tingting really grabbed Tang Xiaoyi's neck and yelled: "What the hell do you want!" No matter what you can't do, you can't get out! Is this door so fun to close and open?! β
"Wait...... wait" Tang Xiaoyi interrupted, Tingting also let go, Tang Xiaoyi looked Tingting up and down, and said, "You are ...... Yao Tingting? β
"Uh-huh, that's right, it's me. But now I'm just an emotional body, commonly known as a soul. I see, you want to ask me what happened, right? But I want to forget...... They won't let me remember......" Tingting said.
"'They?' Tang Xiaoyi raised his eyebrows.
"Hmm...... A ...... alone However, I still don't remember what he looks like, and even his memory is very vague......"
Tang Xiaoyi walked out and found that there was black paste all around, and finally Tang Xiaoyi moved his eyes to Tingting's head, with a black line: "The ...... on your head The lantern that glows green is a ...... What's that? Warding off evil spirits?? β
Tingting glanced at her head and said, "Oh, this, it's illuminated." β
"........................" the corners of Tang Xiaoyi's mouth twitched, "Zhao...... Lighting ......"
Your home was originally lit with green light??? You don't have to dig the wall to borrow it, do you???? Creative!!
"Where is this now?" Tang Xiaoyi sniffed it, and seemed to smell a smell of disinfectant.
"Hospital."
"..................," Tang Xiaoyi said, "You won't have a 'horror hospital' experience, will you?" β
"Of course not! What kind of horror-" Tingting smiled, pointed to Tang Xiaoyi's head, and said, "We are ghosts, we want to scare humans." β
Tang Xiaoyi looked frightened, and looked over his head - green-green-green-green-green?! No, it's a lantern that glows green. Wait a minute!!!! I'm not so tasteless!!!!
Tang Xiaoyi grabbed the lantern and pulled it, Tingting's face changed: "Wait!" The result - ".................."
"Don't touch this lantern, it will emit electricity ......," Tingting covered her face.
"......................................................" slot!! It's not scientific at all!! What the hell is this!!!!! The art style has become more and more weird, okay!!
Tingting said: "Okay! We're going to go and scare those humans - actually, I think it's quite infiltrating, I'm a human, but I'm going to scare my own kind...... I have to kill them......" Speaking of this, the light in Tingting's eyes dimmed.
"What happens if it doesn't work out?"
"Stuck here forever."
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Tang Xiaoyi rubbed his eyebrows: "I can succeed, but ...... Do you see Murdodo? β
Tingting smiled: "I didn't see it, but they should have another task." Our mission is to scare them to death! Let's go! β
In the end, the two 'ghosts' with green lights set off to be scary!
Well! That's right!
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