【137】 Charlatan
Just as he opened his mouth to say something, a stern roar suddenly came from outside the crowd: "What to see, what to see? Don't get stuck here, block traffic, and scatter. ”
The crowd heard the shouting, and one by one they quickly dispersed to make way for a passage.
Zhong Kui and the oily-faced guy couldn't help but look away from each other, and at the same time caught a glimpse of a woman with a delicate face, a straight posture, and an extraordinary temperament, wearing a really fine floral shirt and silver-gray straight-leg trousers.
At first glance, it was a woman, a greasy-haired and powdery guy's hanging heart, which fell steadily into his stomach.
"Hello! Beauty, what do you want? The oily and powder-faced boy smiled more and more, and looked at the other party in an ambiguous and provocative tone.
The woman raised her eyebrows and said, "You disturb social order, come with me to the police station." ”
"Oh yes, look, this tsk! Yes, he has acting talent, and he acts like the real thing. The oily-haired guy clapped his hands while holding a pair of mung bean eyes, staring at the woman and teasing.
The woman didn't say a word, stretched out her ten fingers, took out a card from the satchel she was carrying, and shook it lightly in front of the guy.
"Oops! Oh, the kid has eyes and doesn't know how much gold and jade, and he is offended, so the kid is scattered...... "As he spoke, the oily-haired guy ran away from the crowd as soon as he slipped out of the crowd with oil on the soles of his feet.
Zhong Kui didn't know what this woman was showing, so she just shook it so casually and leveled such an arrogant guy. It seemed that the little card was more powerful than his dragon scabbard, and he couldn't help but admire her.
The woman seemed to know that Zhong Kui was wronged, and when she saw the oily and powdery boy slip away, the crowd automatically dispersed, and said to him, "You don't come out often, do you!" Be careful in the future, it's better to have less contact like this. ”
"What?" Zhong Kui wondered.
"Okay, I still have something to do, you all pay attention to safety." After the woman finished speaking coldly, they each left the place and disappeared into the crowd in a blink of an eye. Zhong Kui was left stunned, still wondering what the woman said.
Saying goes; is destined to meet thousands of miles away, and it is no accident that Zhong Kui met this woman by chance. In the years that followed, he never dreamed that this female man who helped him would give him a connection that would be messy and messy.
Just when Zhong Kui was haunted by the danger of being entangled by that guy just now, a middle-aged woman with prematurely gray temples, carrying a poke basket and a broom, shuttled through the flow of people, sweeping the confetti and fruit peels that were still outside the garbage cans of passers-by all the way, and came to Zhong Kui's side.
"Young man, did you drop something?" Aunt Cleaner looked at Zhong Kui who was pestle in place.
"No, Auntie, do you know what a trust is?"
"Poof! It's not shallow to harm people, don't provoke it. The aunt drove the garbage on the ground into the poke basket and smiled casually.
"Tor is the bad guy?"
"It's not a bad kind, it's just a black sheep! I have a relative from the township who was deceived into going to a remote alley and robbed all the money on him. I didn't even let go of the clothes on my body, leaving only a pair of pants, and squatting in the alley was still from our family to pick him up. Alas! This year......" Auntie said with a sigh, and had gradually walked away.
Zhong Kui pondered the words of his aunt and the woman just now, and left the place to look for the shuttle bus to Tongchuan County.
Saying goes; When the forest is big, there are all kinds of birds, and in the endless flow of people, there are all kinds of people from all kinds of religions.
Just as Zhong Kui was looking for the shuttle, a man in a light yellow monk's outfit quietly stared at him.
The man wore a string of black, faintly shiny wooden pimple beads around his neck, and wore a monk's hat, under which his hair could not be concealed. Looking at this person's appearance, he is like Jigong's reincarnation.
This person walked quickly past Zhong Kui in a few steps, blocked his way sideways, and then recklessly examined him up and down.
Zhong Kui looked at this person inexplicably: "Something? He glanced at this person with cold eyes, and knew that this person was the charlatan warlock who was the legend in their mouth. These fake monks who falsely claim to eliminate disasters for others with money and wealth don't know how many people have been harmed.
"I want to give you a hexagram." The fake monk looked at Zhong Kui, a serious way.
"What? I'm not a fortune teller. Zhong Kui was very annoyed and depressed, why was he so unlucky today, he had just gotten rid of a ruffian and a fake charlatan.
The fake monk looked at Zhong Kui with a sense of concern, one step, two steps, three steps, and walked around him. His face sank and he said: "You have a big murderer, if you don't listen to me, you will inevitably burp." ”
"Nonsense." Zhong Kui turned around and left.
The fake monk finally caught a live advertisement that seemed to be Tulaba, how could he let it go. Seeing that Zhong Kui was leaving, he ignored grabbing the other party's hand, and raised Lao Gao, deliberately raised his voice to look at the passing crowd and said: "Big brother, I want to rescue you, don't be stubborn if you pinch it." ”
The innate curiosity of human beings was attracted by the shouts of this fake monk, and with a hula sound, a pile of people naturally formed. Watching the excitement, those who want to take the opportunity to rub the oil, are self-righteous, anyway, you are pointing at me and pointing at Zhong Kui, I don't know what to do.
The fake monk saw that so many people were talking to him, and he was even more energetic.
He grabbed Zhong Kui, pinched the other party's chin, and sprayed the saliva Xingzi Zhenzhen said: "Look at this appearance, it is rare in the world, it is rare to see the unlucky face in a thousand years, he was born with parents, grew up with friends, and became an adult...... wife."
"You talk nonsense." Zhong Kui was angry and broke free from the other party's grip and glared angrily.
"Big brother, the ugly words are ahead, you will have to burp in less than 100 days, believe it or not?"
"I don't believe it." Zhong Kui couldn't bear it anymore, and replied by turning his head to pull away from the crowd of onlookers, and strode away from the sight of the crowd of onlookers. Find the shuttle bus, get into the car and bury your head in depression and have nothing to say.
Some things are really destined to be narrow.
Just when the shuttle bus that Zhong Kui boarded was about to start, the fake monk and a group of people who had never known each other swarmed to board the shuttle.
Zhong Kui sat in the last row, and he kept his head buried, so the group that came up later didn't seem to notice him.
The one in front speaks, and the one behind him listens.
The fake monk seems to really have such a thing, and some people are calling him a master.
"Master, my relatives are in Tongchuan County, which school's dormitory, you will know what is going on when you go."
"Let's talk about it first, who will pay for it after I finish this order?" The fake monk said in a very realistic tone.
The man who accosted him pouted and said, "We'll talk about it when we get there, it seems too early to talk about money." ”
"You don't trust me?" The fake monk said with a warm and angry look on his face.
"It's not that you don't believe it, but you don't see those people who died in room 103, wow! One by one, their eyes were gouged out, what a fucking evil door, and even a habitual thief died in that murderous house. ”