Chapter 49: Let the pants go!
After he finished speaking, he lifted the brocade quilt neatly, grabbed the half-wet pants casually, wiped his lower body with it hastily, turned over a pair of clean underwear and changed it on, and then skillfully picked up the tea cup and splashed all the tea on the dirty pants to cover up the strange traces on it.
Ming Ye's action was done in one go, ensuring that the corpse was completely destroyed, and then he opened his mouth to let Banxi come in to clean up the mess.
Banxi saw the half-wet underwear at a glance, and muttered without waiting for Ming Ye to speak, "Lord Wang!" Did you accidentally spill the tea and get your pants wet when you were drinking tea?! ”
Since Ming Ye found out that he would vent his desires by dreaming every once in a while, he began to strictly guard against it, no longer letting the maid serve him closely, and not letting the maid wash the clothes inside and out, all of them were handed over to Banxi, who simply had fewer roots and tendons.
Banxi has always complained about this and complained frequently - he just wants to stay in the kitchen at twelve o'clock a day, seriously study all kinds of new dishes, and don't want to rob the pulp and wash the maid's errand at all, okay?
He saw that his prince had increased his workload early in the morning, and began to habitually nag, "Lord, can't you hold your hands steady when you drink tea?" This is already your fifteenth pair of pants that have gotten wet this month!! It's not one or two that get wet once in a while, it's fifteen!! Fifteen!! ”
Although Ming Ye was holding the teacup expressionlessly, his brows frowned subconsciously after listening to Banxi's words, and secretly said that he had dreamed of her fifteen times this month?
It's only the middle of the month...... Has he been too angry lately?
I don't know if it will be bad for the body in the long run?
It's impossible to ask others about this kind of thing, let alone ask Ke Changfeng's big mouth!
Ming Ye rarely cared about his body, after all, he didn't want to go to the battlefield with a hollowed-out body next time.
He seriously counted the number of times he had dreamed of wet crotch in the past two months, and then quickly recalled the health books he had read, and finally decided to ask Banxi to stew a few cups of tonic soup for him......
Banxi was still nagging, "I not only have to do the work of a small maid every day, but also the work of a maid, and I am so busy that my feet don't touch the ground!" Prince, can't you be considerate and considerate of me? ”
"It's really not good, it's okay if you give me an extra maid's monthly routine......" Banxi suddenly paused in the middle of speaking, and pointed to the crotch of his pants with a puzzled expression, "Huh?" How do you get wet in the same spot every time? ”
Banxi suddenly remembered something as he spoke, suddenly stopped his tirade, looked at Ming Ye with a shocked face, and couldn't even speak clearly, "Wang, Wang, Wangye, you should, shouldn't you pee your pants?" The second egg of Zhao's housekeeper often pees his pants, and every time he pees, he gets wet with a large piece of his crotch, but he is only three years old......"
Banxi covered his mouth and didn't dare to say any more, the look of shock and surprise on his face was gradually replaced by sympathy and pity - the prince is so pitiful!
He must have contracted some dark disease again, so he will pee his pants every once in a while!
Banxi's gaze at his own prince softened instantly, and there was a hint of perseverance in sympathy, "Don't worry, prince!" Banxi will definitely keep the secret of bedwetting for you! It's like keeping you a secret, pledge to be loyal and unyielding, and don't tell anyone if you ask!
The word "bedwetting" made Ming Ye's eyes sink, he didn't pay attention to Banxi, he only raised his sword lightly, and walked slowly towards the martial arts training ground, just waved his long arm lightly before going out......
Banxi only felt a silver light flash in front of him, and then his lower body suddenly cooled and empty, and he looked down - ahhhhhh The prince actually cut off his trouser belt!!
He suddenly mixed grief and indignation, and made a tearful accusation, "Lord Wang! If there is a disease, we will treat it, can we kill people and kill people?! ”
Ming Ye listened to Banxi's accusation, his steps were sluggish, the hand holding the hilt of the sword suddenly tightened, and the back of his hand was even more bruised - he must find a way to cure this "disease" that brought him shame!
It's just that he has to be a little inexplicable about this problem, where to start if he wants to cure it radically?
The best thing to do, of course, is to get the long-legged woman back, torture her, and ask her if she has given him any powerful drugs that will make him only treat her...... Raise!
But when he was chased and killed by the enemy, he was seriously injured and poisoned, his eyes were affected, and when he hid in the cave, he could barely see clearly, and could only faintly see some outlines.
Therefore, although he had a skin-to-skin relationship with the long-legged woman, he could only see her facial features vaguely six or seven points, and it was not her face that was deep in his memory, but her beautiful eyes as bright as stars, and the pair of ...... tightly coiled around his waist White long legs!
He remembered her legs strangely clearly, her legs were white and slender, strong and powerful, and there was a pink, shallow, tiny, like the mark of a butterfly with wings on her calf.
The pink butterfly imprint, lightly imprinted on her white skin as snow, pink and white, bewitching and gorgeous, intertwined into a kind of charming, unique beauty, so that he has been unforgettable for three years, every midnight dream, always dream of the pair of white and slender legs, and that beautiful, very seductive butterfly mark.
Although Ming Ye hated the incident very much, he also regretted it a little, regretting that he didn't wait for the long-legged woman to wake up and ask her name before leaving.
At the beginning, he was young and vigorous, first, he felt that he was a dignified hussar general, a man who had been baptized on the battlefield and was physically strong, and he was actually strengthened by a woman in a high posture, which was really humiliating;
The second is that he was afraid that the enemy would find the cave and affect her, so although he was very weak at the time, he still had the backbone to endure the pain, lean on the stone wall, and quietly groped away while the long-legged woman was unconscious.
After he was rescued by the man who picked him up, when he went back to look for her, she was long gone.
He couldn't remember her appearance or her name, so even though he was unwilling and sent people to look for her, he couldn't find her for three years...... But he believed that if he let him meet her again, he would definitely recognize her at a glance!
While practicing swords, Ming Ye recalled those things three years ago, his movements and body became faster and faster, and his sword moves became more and more powerful, and finally cut off the few green bamboos in the corner of the wall - even if it took him a lifetime to dig three feet into the ground, he must find her!
This last sword finally vented the depression in his heart completely.
Ming Ye put away the sword, went back to the house to bathe and change clothes, stretched his hands lazily, and waited for Banxi to put on the two hairpins, two jade pendants and other ornaments one by one, and then walked unhurriedly to Shou'an Hall, and accompanied his grandmother Concubine Rui to breakfast.