Chapter 12: The Miserly King
This move was nothing more than improvisation, and no one could clearly see how nervous Du Shot was at this time.
A fine layer of sweat broke out of his head, his eyes were staring, his teeth were clenched, and he tried his best to find reasons in his mind, and all kinds of rhetoric were quickly rehearsed in his mind.
However, when King Qi Xuan asked, "What is your reason?" ”
In an instant, all the thoughts in Du Shot's mind disappeared, and his brain went blank, just like when he memorized texts when he was a child.
No matter how well I prepared in advance, I forgot about it all when I was nervous.
Temporarily cramming Buddha's feet, often kicked by Grandpa Buddha.
Du Jie couldn't help but raise his head and looked at King Qi Xuan, who didn't know how to be angry or angry, when a flash of lightning suddenly flashed in his mind, and his eyes flashed with a fine light.
Du Shu, who was thinking about it, hurriedly got up, lifted his loose robe, and walked in front of King Xuan in three or two steps.
"Ahem, little Initiator! The dissatisfied king said that the villain came from a poor and remote country, but today he saw the majesty of the king with his own eyes, which is really a blessing for three lives. Therefore, when the right time is played, the villain dares to look up to the king......"
Speaking of this, Du Shot sighed, danced and said: "Unexpectedly, the villain looked at it at a glance, but saw a golden dragon lying on the throne, heroic, breathing like thunder, and the colorful glow on his head was like a drape, like the emperor of the nine heavens." The villain thought to himself, where did the mortal dragon come to the world, and then look at it at this time, the villain suddenly realized, who else can there be with a dignified body, a dignified appearance, a broad chest, and a domineering peerless? Isn't it the king! ”
Le Zheng on the side was already dumbfounded, and the hundreds of people under His Royal Highness were also speechless, looking at Nan Guo Shishi bending down and bowing his head, the coincidence was like a spring, and his mouth was like a river.
What's even more incredible is that at this time, Qi Xuan Wang Tian Bijiang, who was on the throne, his hands trembled, his face trembled, his face turned red, his eyes were round, his snort was panting, and his expression was excited.
"Go on~"
Du Jian raised his eyes when he heard the sound, and this King Qi Xuan seemed to be happy with him, and he was not satisfied.
Oops, he didn't know how to speak very well, and the rhetoric just now was depicted by him according to the luck of watching King Xuan's head, adding oil and vinegar, and now he is running out of words, what should I do?
In the blink of an eye, Du Shot had an idea again.
[Misfortune leads to the east].
"King Mingjian! When the villain first saw the dragon's face, he couldn't bear the might, so it was inevitable to panic, but the king had his own affinity, and the villain gradually felt very cordial, which was really my luck, and it was also my luck for all the people. I was so excited that I suddenly admired the king in my heart like a surging river, endlessly; Another example is the flooding of the Yellow River, which is out of control, and this situation can be learned from heaven and earth. ”
It is estimated that the musicians present also want to say this to Du Shu, it is really too good to say, the whole hall is watching you talk there alone, and lotus flowers are about to be born in your mouth.
King Qi Xuan stroked his beard, the smile on his face couldn't help it, and his body exuded a sense of pleasure, listening to this person's speech was more pleasant than listening to the big ensemble.
Du Jie swallowed his saliva and continued: "Therefore, the villain can't help but let out the highest cheers from his heart, in order to praise the merits of the king, the king is truly peerless, an emperor through the ages. ”
At this point, Du Shot turned his head to look at the man, and then said: "All the words of the villain are from the bottom of his heart, just now that person actually slandered the little inner cheer as a strange sound, and screamed loudly, alarming the king, where is he slandering the small, he is clearly slandering the king." The villain is clothed, and he can bear the gossip, but the king is the respect of the ninety-five, and his move is the following crime, and the crime deserves death! ”
"Huh??"
When the man heard this, he immediately panicked, and hurriedly knelt on the ground and begged for mercy: "The king forgives the sins, the king forgives the sins!! ”
King Qi Xuan didn't care about the man's screaming, and said to Du Jie with joy: "What you said is good, what you said is too good, this king will not treat you badly." ”
Du Shu hurriedly threw himself to the ground and thanked him: "Thank you, the king." ”
After this incident, King Qi Xuan drove back to the harem, and the palace hurriedly played music to bid farewell, and the unlucky guy who caused trouble was set up by two warriors in the palace and walked out of the palace gate, I don't know what the fate was.
Without King Qi Xuan's pressure in the hall, a large group of people suddenly got up casually, and began to talk to each other in twos and threes, whispering, and the object of their discussion was naturally the Nan Guo priest who was standing in front.
The performance just now can not be said to be not excellent, and he is also capable, although everyone is talking about him blaming others, insidious and treacherous, but there are still people who admire Du Zheng, such as the Le Zheng next to him.
This Le Zheng was originally a figure in the palace, and he understood that if he wanted to survive in the deep palace, a person like Du Shot was suitable, and the person who was dragged out would be eliminated sooner or later.
Regardless of the environment, survival of the fittest has always been the most reasonable.
When everyone dispersed, Le Zheng left Du Shot alone in the hall, Du Shot thought that he was going to be polite to himself, communicate, win over and so on.
Unexpectedly, at this time, several court slaves and maids came from the side of the main hall, and each slave and maid held a wooden plate in their hands, and there were exquisite delicacies and wealth on the wooden plate.
Le Zheng smiled and said to Du Shu: "Mr. Nanguo, this is the king's reward for you. ”
Du Shot looked at the palace maids standing in a row around him, licked his lips unconsciously, and pointed to his nose in disbelief and said, "This ..... Rewarded to me? ”
For Du Zheng, who has never seen the world, Le Zheng put on an arrogant attitude, said a light "um", turned around and left.
Seeing that only he and a few palace maids were left in the main hall, Du Shot immediately straightened up, withdrew the groveling servant posture, and turned into his original expression.
As if visiting a store, Du Jie looked at the contents of the wooden plate from left to right, including food, wine, and wealth.
However, what Du Shot was most concerned about was these little palace maids holding wooden plates, and after a little thought, Du Shot didn't know if these things given to him by King Qi Xuan included them?
Oh, Du Jie was a little excited in his heart, looking at these little beauties, they looked delicate, with red lips and thrushes, and a tunic dress, dressed like a fairy in the sky.
Thinking about it, Du Shot paced back and forth from left to right, from right to left, until he stood for too long, and a palace maid consciously looked up at him.
"Ahem!"
Seeing this, Du Jian was embarrassed to let them stand here stupidly all the time, relieve the embarrassment, and then order them all to send them to his room.
King Qi Xuan favored Du Shot and arranged a house for him in the palace, which opened up the gap with other musicians in terms of treatment.
Along the way, Du Jian thought that this King Qi Xuan likes to listen to sycophants, is he going to make a draft in advance, and he will be specially touted in the future, and he is happy to blow it, isn't this reward endless?
Perhaps, you can still be an official, and it will be easier to loot property when you become an official.
Although he was in the Warring States at this time, the outside world had been at war, and the political situation was up and down, Du Jie had no interest in competing for the world at all, and only a steady stream of benefits was the driving force for him to be here!
It's like, looking at the palace daughter in front of him at this moment, the evil thoughts in Du Shu's heart began to breed.
I heard that during the Warring States period, women who could be rewarded at will were no different from goods, and they would obey their master's orders 100%, what a great enjoyment this was for men with a desire to control!
Du Shot's heart was ready to move, but he still looked indifferent on the surface, but the more indifferent the surface, it meant that he was trying his best to suppress his inner desires.
Soon, Yashe arrived, and several palace maids entered in turn, and Du Jie was the last to enter, and he gently closed the door, and looked for the deadbolt to insert the door.
However, just as he was inserting the door, a weak voice suddenly sounded behind him: "What is the gentleman doing?" ”
Du was stunned, turned around and said, "That, plug in the door." ”
The palace maid said again: "Then please let me leave first." ”
Du Shot: "Uh~~"
In the end, Du Shot watched several palace maids leave.
At this time, he had only one question in his mind: Didn't it give it to me??
Embarrassed.
"This king is really stingy, I almost blew you into the sky."
Du Zhu lingered hatefully and slammed the door shut.