Chapter Ninety-Nine: Turning the Tiger Away from the Mountain
The deserted city can be described as a veritable barren mountain range, and this place has become more deserted since the coal mines have dried up. What's more, it's still winter, and the deserted city after the snow is almost full of birds, no, there are no even birds now.
The bored guards could all fall asleep standing up, and even if they didn't say it, they were all about to fall asleep, and four of the five thieves guarding the door dozed off while standing, and one even fell asleep on the ground and died.
It's understandable to think about it, just the Black Eyes Gang now has nearly a thousand people, and with the high-level strength of the Black Eyes Gang's main soul general, the most important thing is that he is ruthless, and no one dares to provoke him within a radius of dozens of miles. On snowy days, there are also doormen, that is, they are just decorations.
Just as the thieves were about to fall asleep, they were awakened by a song like a broken gong.
A few furious thieves immediately opened their eyes wide and searched for the guy who had disturbed people's dreams. I thought I might as well do a good deed today and send that guy to hell.
But after seeing the people clearly, they all couldn't believe their eyes, looked at each other, looked at the fiery red sun in the sky, and made sure that today's sun did not come out of the west, and they were not daydreaming, shaking their heads to give themselves some spirits, ready to welcome this big fat sheep that they sent to their mouths.
You can't blame the thieves for their strange reactions, after all, Shada is dressed up too differently now. A top-notch dress made of magic silk, and it was also full of all kinds of rare gems and even magic crystals and soul crystals.
The left hand is full of rings, and the fluctuations of the magic appear and disappear from time to time, and anyone who sees it knows that it is a space ring, this thing is a high-end product, and the thieves can't afford to sell themselves ten times. In his right hand he held a large bone wand with a lot of flesh, thicker than a thief's leg. The most annoying thing is a second ha beside him, which also has a space ring around its neck, and from time to time a big piece of meat flies out, and then it is eaten by it.
Look at their relaxed and freehand appearance, and shout a few lyrics from time to time, do you really think this place is a spring?
The thieves were red-eyed, and they wanted to pounce on the fat sheep and bite it hard, but their group leader had always claimed to be a "cultural person", so he had to ...... What's that...... That's right, salute first, then soldier. So he bared his teeth and asked, "Fatty, who are you? What are you doing here? Do you know where this is?"
Shada took a bite of the meat and bone stick and said, "Uncle, I walked around casually, and I saw that the environment here is okay, it's quite clean, and I'm going to live here for a few days." Get out of here, make room for you. ”
The thief was a little stupid after hearing this, why is this so familiar, by the way, he usually says this when he robs his house. But that's all what I said to the ordinary people, when will it be my turn to be pointed at.
The group leader laughed angrily: "Are you sick in the brain, do you know what the master does?"
Shada wiped the oil on his mouth with his sleeve, and the thieves' hearts ached, and the clothes were worth a lot of money.
glanced at the thief in front of him with contempt, and said arrogantly: "As for you thieves who are not in the stream, you dare to call your master in front of your uncle, it seems that your quality needs to be improved." ”
When the group leader heard this, he exploded and shouted loudly: "You can insult my personality, and even insult my intelligence, but I will not allow you to insult my noble profession, little ones!"
"Here!" the subordinates beside him clenched their steel knives and responded in unison.
But the group leader always felt that something was wrong, and looked left and right, hey, why was there one person missing, and angrily kicked his subordinates who were lying on the ground and fell asleep, and shouted: "Get up, there is a fat sheep to eat." ”
When he heard that there was something to eat, the thief who was lying on the ground stood up half-asleep.
The group leader raised the steel knife and shouted at the fat man: "Brothers, let's tell this fat man why the flowers are so red...... Remember not to tear your clothes!"
The four of them rushed forward in a hurry, ready to "slaughter the fat sheep", and the half-asleep one also followed as if sleepwalking.
"Boom!", the half-asleep thief was completely awakened by the blood on his head and face, and looked at the brothers scattered around him, and the cold in his heart rushed to his brain. What kind of fat sheep is this, this is simply a wolf in sheep's clothing, no, a hungry wolf that eats people!
The trembling thief dropped the steel knife in his hand, shouted, "Oh my mother!" and ran back to report the news.
Shada smiled and said to Erha: "Well done, how is it, does it feel cool to be a wicked person?"
Erha glanced at the fat man, and quickly ate more chicken legs to replenish the magic power he had just lost.
In the deserted city, the squad leader on duty was a big man wearing a tiger skin, and when he heard the sound of a broken gong coming from outside the deserted city, he reluctantly prepared to leave the warm house. As soon as he put it on, he felt a violent magic fluctuation at the city gate, and he was shocked and hurriedly ran out to take a look.
As soon as he was about to leave the city gate, he saw one of the guards of the city stumbling in.
The leader of the tiger skin team hurriedly grabbed him and shouted angrily, "What are you kid running, have you seen the dragon?"
The little thief was shocked and said, "It's not a dragon, it's a wolf, phew, it's a person who has come in!"
The team leader opened his eyes wide and said, "11 people dare to come to the Black Eyes Gang to make trouble?"
The little thief shook his head and said, "Not 11 people, but one person. ”
The team leader asked suspiciously: "21, why did it become 21 again?"
The little thief patiently said, "You heard it wrong, but it's actually a person." ”
The team leader said angrily: "71 people, this is nothing to be afraid of!"
The little thief finally broke out and roared, "It's just one person!"
The team leader lifted him up, shook him for a while, and shouted, "Ninety-one?
The little thief in mid-air also became angry, and shouted: "Two hundred and five, it's a person!"
The squad leader was surprised: "251 people?"
The little thief was stupid and didn't dare to make a sound, which made the team leader think that it was indeed 251 people. So he gave the little thief a hard slap and said, "Why didn't you say it earlier." Then he turned to the barracks behind him and shouted, "There are 251 men who have come to smash the field, brothers and fellows!"
watched a large group of people run out of the city gate, leaving only the little thief who was stunned and sitting on the ground, touching his swollen face. Just by looking at his blank eyes, you can tell that he may be doubting his whole life.
When the captain of the tiger skin team ran out of the city gate to take a look, he realized how many people the little thief was talking about just now, and looking at the empty field, there was actually only one fat man. But he can't make mistakes, and he didn't say anything about this without a dog.
The team leader who felt good about himself coughed a few times to hide the embarrassment in his heart, and then said to the fat man: "Boy, you are dressed so gorgeously......, are you going to give us a treasure?"
Hearing the laughter of the squad leader and a large group of thieves with a swagger (you know if you're afraid of river crabs), Shada pretended to be scared.
"You ...... Don't think that if there are too many people, you can mess around, I ...... I'm going to call a helper!"
The captain of the tiger skin squad looked at the fat man's trembling appearance, looked at the scattered corpses of the guards, and said gloomily: "Now I know that I'm afraid, it's too late!
Shada just wanted to drop the meat and bone stick in his hand, but he saw that there was still a little meat on it, so he quickly threw away the bone stick after gnawing it, and shouted: "Come on, help~~~~"
The sound was so loud that the whole deserted city heard it.
Hearing the shout, the pupils of the black eyes shrank, and the questions crawled all over the heart, and the magic fluctuations from the city gate sounded terrible at this sound, but there was no half of the frightened shout, and he felt faintly uneasy in his heart, put away the dagger, and said to his subordinates: "Gather the two deputy gang leaders, and ask them to bring all the men together, there may be a tough battle." ”
And the prophet beside Heimu was also a little uneasy, why did he think that the savior still shouted for help? Beast God, don't you cheat me, is it to send such an unreliable person to harm me?
Although the prophet's heart was uneasy, his eyes were still bright, and when he saw the black-eyed teacher moving the crowd, he had more expectations for the people who came to save him.
The squad leader laughed and said, "Call it, no one will pay attention to you even if you cut your throat, brothers!"
Just as hundreds of thieves were about to ravage the fat man, two beautiful women slowly descended from the air.
The beautiful faces, outstanding postures, and otherworldly temperament of the two goddesses, combined with the slowly falling snowflakes, are simply fairies descending to the earth. stunned a group of pig brothers, and stopped unconsciously.
Huangpu Caifeng and Dongfang Xiangning wore the most gorgeous clothes, flapped a pair of wings, and slowly landed beside Shada.
The tiger skin squad leader hurriedly pushed aside the crowd blocking his vision, looked at the two goddesses blankly, swallowed his saliva and said with peach blossoms in his eyes: "Two young ladies, why are you still running around on such a cold day, if you feel cold, then come to my arms quickly, here will give you infinite warmth." ”
His words were quite amiable and ambiguous, but the small tent erected under his body fully illustrated the surging and excitement in his heart at the moment.
Not only the captain of the tiger skin team, but even the small tent of the pig buddies next to him was set up together.
The two goddesses turned red, ashamed and angry, and snorted hatefully.
Their shyness aroused the thieves' lust even more.
Shadahaha laughed and said: "They are all my people, do you know that you are afraid, quickly kneel down and sing conquest, if you sing well, the uncle may reward you with a bite to eat, and let you also be my slave." ”
The hearts of the thieves were broken, and the thought that the good cabbage had been arched by pigs made their hearts drip blood.
After the tiger skin squad leader angrily armed his soul armor, he conjured up a war knife, pointed at the fat man and shouted: "Chop this evil fat man, dead fat man, you can go with peace of mind, I will take good care of the two goddesses for you." Kill!"
Of course, not all thieves are stupid, and if they are all brainless, they will not be able to grow and develop. Several of them with sharp-eyed eyes didn't have much sense of urgency when they saw that the two were women of the soul master level, but after seeing the fat man of the soul master level armed with soul armor and killing all directions, their hearts began to tighten, knowing that the fat man was going to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger.
Although the captain of the tiger skin squad is also a soul master, it is inevitable that he will suffer in the case of lust and wisdom, and the two women are ruthless characters, as well as the strange dog, it is simply a horror like a dragon transforming. If the casualties are very large, many people began to call for reinforcements.
Seeing more and more thieves coming to the city gate, Shada smiled and thought to himself: It seems that the strategy to divert the tiger from the mountain is half successful.